《第99次领证被放鸽子后》 小说介绍
zaiheihonglanbodebixia,shenchunluzhimingchengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibudoushixiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong。jitianhou,linzhinuqichongchongdizhaodaowo,tazhiwenwodaodigenluzhimingshuoleshenme。“nidaodijitashuoleshenme,tayaotuichihunli,weishenmerenneng……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
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第1章
di99cidengjijiehunbeiluzhimingfanggezihou,wodenglaidequeshitagenqingmeilinzhiyinlejieyongwendezhaopian。
woxinhuiyileng,tongyijialianpaidelianyin,zhunbeijiajineigezhuilewobaniandebaijiadashaoyebaiqian。
tadezhixiaoximaixiaquanguosuoyoudedapingkandengwomendexixun,
kehunliqianwoquetingdaotagenxiongdimenbaoyuan,
“nizhenyaoqushenchuna,niyoubuaita。”
“weileshouhuzhizhideaiqing,xishengwodexingfusuanshenme。”
baiqianshuotayaolaolaotaozhuwo,burangwoqupohuailuzhiminggenlinzhideaiqing,
yuanlaizheibaniandechiqingbuguoshiyanjiwokande。
tasuoweijingxincehuadehunli,buguoshijiangwohuanxiangchenglelinzhi。
wozhuanshendatonghunqinggongsidedianhua,
“nihao,woyaoquxiaoyizhouhoudehunli。”
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“shen**,juwomenzheibianjiluxianshi,ninweihunfubaixianshengganggangtijiaoletuichishenqing,ninkan?”
“buyongtuichi,zhijiequxiaohunlijiuxing。”
“shen**quedingma?”neibianhenyihuo,dantingdaowokendingdedafuzhihouhaishitongyile。
qiahaozheishihou,baiqiancongmenwaijinlai。
“quxiaoshenme,xiaochunwohuilaiwanle,baoqiana,jinidaileliwu。”
baiqianjinlaideshihou,shenhoudezhulimennaleyiduixiandingkuanxiezijinlai,gezhongzhubaoshoushiquandoufangzaiwodemianqian。
zhuligengshibangqiangdao:“baizongweileanxinhuilaijiehun,tiqianbaxiageyuedeshiqingdouzuowanle,baizongzhendehenainin。”
baiqiangaodiaodizhuilewobanian,quanzilirenjinjiezhi,zaiwogenluzhimingjiuchandeshihou,taxianggetiangouyiyang,zenmedoushuaibudiao。
bierendoushuotashilianainao,duiwosixintadi,womenliangjiayehenyaohao,jialijideyaliyehenda。
kemeiyouxiangdao,zheishibaiqianjingxincehua,weilebawokunzaizheichanghunyinli,rangtadenvshenlinzhidedaoxingfudexima!
“zenmele,buxihuanma?”
woyijiunengxiangdaoneitianwohuijiashuodayinglianyindeshihou,baiqianchongdaowojia,tajidongdibaozhewohongleyan。
tashuoyuanyidengwoaishangta,tashuozheishishangtianjitadeenci。
“hunliwoyijingquxiaole,wobuhuijiajini。”
“weishenme?”baiqiantongkudikanxiangwo,tazhendetaihuiyanle,shunjianyankuangjiukaishihongle,“shibushiwonalizuodebudui,haishinimeiyoufangxialuzhiming,wokeyidengde。”
“nibuxiangquwo,tuichihunlibujiushiyinweimeiyouzuohaozhunbeima?”
baiqiangentadexiongdibaoyuan,shuonapabawoxiangchengshilinzhi,haishimeiyoubanfakefuneixindeyane。
tazhejile:“bushide,zhishiwojinizhunbeidehunshachuledianwenti,woxiangnidangtianzuozuimeidexinniang。”
wolandegenbaiqianbaiche,zhuanshenyaozou,tajingenzheguolailanwo,quezaijiedaolinzhidianhuadeshihou,fangqizhuiwo。
wobadongxiquandoutuile,xiangdaoneimeibaiqiandingzhidijiezhi,genbenbushiwodechicun,biwodeshouzhidaleyixie。
zhiqianmeiyoufaxian,wobajiezhiniezaishouli,
neibuquanzilimianyouyigehenxiaodesuoxie,buzixikangenbenkanbudaoshi“lz”,linzhidesuoxie,tazaizheixiexiweidedifangdouzangzhezijidexiaoxinsi。
wozhendebeiqixiaole,neigeshuozheibeizifeiwobuqu,bizhejialijiwoyalidebaiqian,bawodanggexiaochouzaixinong!
tasuoyoudedongxiwodoubuyaole,baokuozheimeibuheshidejiezhi,
wobadongxisongqubaiqiandebangongshi,tingdaolimianchuanlaiaimeideshengyin。
“zhizhi,ruguowoshuowoxihuandeshini,niyuanbuyuanyi......”
baiqiandazhedanzi,bazangzaixinlineimeduoniandeailianxuanzhiyukou,
quebeilinzhidaduanle:“biekaizheiyangdewanxiao,shenchuntingdaohuibugaoxingde。”
linzhishuoxiexiebaiqianbangmang,luzhimingbuzaiashi,rangtabangzheshixinlangfu,lianggerenkaodehenjin,linzhibangzhedailingdai,zhijianchupengdaobaiqiandehoujie。
tamenjifuxiangqin,yindebaiqianyizhenzhanli,tashuoshikaiwanxiaode,zhufutagenluzhiming。
“luzhimingzhenxingfu,shenchunxihuanta,niyeneimeaita。”
baiqiandeyuqimanshicuwei,kexiayimiao,linzhibatoukaozaitadehuaili,taitouqinwentadexiahe,tashuozheiyiketajiushitadexinniang。
“......”
wotuimenjinlaideshihou,baiqianhenshiqifendinuchi。
“nizenmedaozheililaile,haiyoujinlaiweishenmebuqiaomen,shenchunniyetaimeilimaole。”
“he,buzheiyangzenmenengkandaozheime**deyimu。”
linzhidangchangjiubianbo,tashuozheigeshihoukendingyaotouruyixie,tazhishijiangbaiqiandangchengluzhimingleeryi。
“bujiushiyinweiaqianbanimenyudingdejiehunchangdirangjilewomen,youbaneiliangxiandingkuanpaochesongjiwo,nimianzishangguabuzhu,jiuyaoyuanwangwogenaqianzhijianchunjiedeguanxima?”
**banpaoche?neiliangwojibaiqianyudingdepaochetazhuanshoujiujilelinzhi?
“conglaimeijianguonizheimexiaoqideren,nanguaizhimingbuyaoni,kebiedaotoubaaqianyenongdiule,younihouhuide。”
wolandegentamenbaiche,bashoulidejiezhidiujibaiqian。
这人我也不要了。
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zaiwogangxialoudeshihou,yingmianpengdaolechuchaganhuilaideluzhiming,takandaowodeshihoutaishoujilewoyibazhang。
“woyiweiwodetaiduhenmingque,womenbukenengjiehunde,shenchun,weishenmenihaiyaobuzeshouduan?”
wodelianhenteng,genbenmeinongqingchufashengshenme。
kandaoluzhimingjuzheshouji,heranshiwozhanghaofachuqudexiaoxi,kewomingmingmeiyouzuoguo。
“niwumiezhizhigenbaiqian,bujiushixiangrangwosixin,zhongxinhuidaonishenbianma?”
“zheizhongangzangdebaxiniyezuodechulai。”
luzhiminglengyankanxiangwo,tashuomeiyouxiangdaowojuranzheimebeibi,neixiezhaopianptudehenjitaizhong,tachaofengworangwozhaogelihaidianderen。
wodexinzhouranjianlengle,wocengjingdequehenailuzhiming,yeyiweiwomenhuizouxianghunyindediantang,kedengjijiehundeshihou,tayilianfanglewo99cigezi,yicicibawowannongzaiguzhangzhizhong,taxiangshouzhewosongdeliwuyongzhewodefuka,quechichibugenwolingzheng。
erdi99citafangwogezideshihou,tapaoqugenlinzhikanyanchanghui,
tamenwenrouxiangyong,pangruowurendeqinwen,neishihouwocaizhidaozijibuguoshitayangdeyitiaotiangou。
danneicizhihou,wogenbenmeiyougenluzhiminglianxiguo,wotongyilejialianpaidelianyin,zheiduanshijianyeyizhizaigenbaiqianjiechu。
kendingshitaguyinawoshoujifalezheixiezhaopian。
luzhimingshuotawutiaojianxinrenlinzhi:“zhizhijueduibuhuibeipanwode,tacaibuxiangni,zhuangdeneimeqingshen,zhuantoujiugenbaiqiandinghun,zhenshigouexinde。”
“......”
luzhimingmeiyouzigezhizewo,tagangshuowan,linzhigenbaiqiancongcongganlai。
linzhichunbiandekouhongdouhuale,erbaiqiandelianshangyangyizhexingfudexiaoyi,zoudaoluzhimingdemianqianhenzijuedibangwodaolegeqian。
“duibuqi,zhimingge,niyezhidaoshenchunzhiqianduoaini,tayeshizhejifenglecaihuizheiyang。”
luzhimingqianzhelinzhideshou,tanlekouqirangbaiqiancaliangyanjing,bieshenmeyangdenvrendouqujinmen。
wobeizheisangexuweiderennongdehenexin。
huidaojialideshihou,baijialairenle,woyeyezhennuyaowoguixia。
“shuoyaojiadeshini,quxiaohunlideyeshini,womenshenjiadiubuqizheigelian,jintianwulunruheniyeyaojigejiaodai。”
shuozhe,yeyeququlaibianzi,rangwoguixiahenhendichouleshanglai。
jiuzaizheiyike,baiqianpuleshanglai,neiyixiaxiaquzhihoupikairouzhan,dantaquetiwodanglexialai。
zaisuoyourendemianqian,baiqianbiaoxiandewuxiekeji,tatai“ai”wole。
lianwozijiyoushihoudouhuibeitamengbi。
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xianxueshunzhebaiqiandebeiliuxialai,tabangwoqiurao:“shenyeye,xiaochunbuaiwo,wokeyideng,meibiyaozheiyang。”
“nikankan,nikankan。”
bailaoyeziqidexingeng,hentiebuchenggangrangbaiqianbiezheimebeiwei。
“nizheigebuxiaonv,dangchuyeshinitongyijiajibaiqiande,duohaodehaizi。”
tashuoruguowohaixiangliuzaishenjia,zheichanghunlibixuyaojixu,baiqiandizhetou:“qishishiwotuichihunlide,wobachangdijiejiwodehaopengyou,shiwodecuo。”
“haizi,nimeibiyaoweitasahuang。”yeyegengshixintenghuaile。
rangwodaibaiqianquchulishangkou,huidaofangjianlideshihou,wolenglengdikanxiangbaiqian。
“演够了吗?”
“xiaochun,hunliwohuibujini,zheiciwoquanquancehua,daoshihouzhixuyaonidaochangjiuxing。”
baiqiangenrumoleyiyang,tagenbenbuhuichengrenzijizuoguodeshiqing,tayijiuzhangxianzheduiwodeai。
pangrendouquantashaoxielianainao,dantagengguofenle,yirisancanjiwosongdaogongsili,yaoqinshouweiwo,gongsiderendouxianmuhuaile,shuowojibaiqianchileshenmemihuntang。
shenzhitayishouchuanglileyigepinpai,paizidemingzijiao“muchun”,tashuozheishiaimushenchundeyisi。
quantianxiadouzaikewomentianmeideaiqing,woxiangshibeikunzaizheigelaolonglitaobuchuqu。
jitianhou,linzhinuqichongchongdizhaodaowo,tazhiwenwodaodigenluzhimingshuoleshenme。
“nidaodijitashuoleshenme,tayaotuichihunli,weishenmerenneng**daonizheizhongchengdu?”
wocaizhidaozheiduanshijianbaiqiangenlinzhidadehuore,
lianggerenyiqihejiudaoshenye,luzhimingjinbaojiandeshihou,tamenzhengzaichitongyikuaixigua,jihushiyaowenzaiyikuai,
luzhimingdangchangjiufahuole,linzhiqueshuotamenzhishizaiwanzhenxinhuadamaoxian,rangtabiehunao,
keluzhimingbubaxiu,shuojialidebiyuntaoshaolejige,erqieyinweilinzhihuaiyundeyuangu,tayijingjieyanle,pianpianneiduanshijianlinzhishenshangzongyoubushuyutadeyancaowei。
linzhibabaiqiandaihuijiali,dongjingnaodehenda,danzheiyiqiedougenwowuguan。
luzhiminghenshengqi,genlinzhidachaoyijia,taxiangtuichihunli。
“nizijizuodezangshi,laizaiwoshenshang?”
jiuzaixiayimiao,linzhiyibazhangdaleguolai,tadezhenzhanghenda,woduokaizhihougentajiuchanzaiyikuai。
luzhiminggenbaiqiandoulaile,luzhimingwenwo:“zhendeshinizuodema?shenchun,weilerangwogenzhizhifenkai,nijitaxiayao?youbabaiqianpiandaowojiali?”
“?”
wojingdaile,zheizhongmaozidounengwangwotoushangkou,jinjiezhebaiqianyougenzhekaikou。
“xiaochun,zhiqiannirangwogouyinlinzhi,paixianeixieyanzhao,woyijingzuole,kezheicizhendeguofenle。”
“nizheige**。”linzhichenjipuguolai,tajiangwoenzaidishang。
wonuhoudao:“wogenbenmeizuoguo,nimenlianggegoudashaobaguoshuaijiwo。”
danwodehua,luzhimingbuxin,zaijiashangbaiqianzheifuweizhuangdeyangzi,wozuoshilezheigezuiming。
luzhimingdangchangyuanlianglelinzhi,tajinggaoworuguozaiganzuozheiyangdeshiqing,jiubaojingzhuawo,tashuochadianjiurangwojianjidecheng!
“wobuxinjingchazhicaibuleni,shenchun,nizhendetairangwoshiwangle,nitaiexinle!”
“......”
tamenqihuhudelikai,wolianshangbeidazhongle,baiqiancouguolai,tayijiushenqing,zaizhouweirendezhumuzhixia。
tashuo:“xiaochun,buguanniyaowozuoshenme,wodouyuanyi,santianhoudehunli,zhiyaonidaochangjiuhao。”
baiqianshuotaxiangyaochengweiwomingzhengyanshundezhangfu,tadesuanpanwohenqingchu,taxiangyonghunyinbawokunzhu。
简直可笑。
woyiyanbufazhuanshenlikai。
santianhoudehunli,nimenqiedengzhekanba。
三天转瞬即逝。
婚礼当天一早。
wotingdaobaiqianjinzhangdegenlinzhidadianhua,
“nifangxin,zhizhi,yeyehuiyalitade,tabuhuipohuainigenzhiminggedehunli。”
woqueshibuhui,woyebuhuichuxian。
wolaqixingli,chenzhebaiqiandadianhuazhiji,zouchujiamen,zhibenjichang。
dangran,chulewodexiaoshi,hunlishang,haihuiyouwozhuanchengfengshangdedali。
第99次领证被放鸽子后