《沙雕:谁懂!咋有人喜欢整蛊动物啊》 小说介绍
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《沙雕:谁懂!咋有人喜欢整蛊动物啊》 第1章 免费试读
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yipianyoushendemilinzhizhong。
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景美,人帅。
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【wa!haoshuaidexiaogege,manmandeshaonianganyoubushichengshufengdu,aileaile!】
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【kanxiaogegeshenshangchuandezhifu,yinggaishihulinyuanba?】
啪!
林枫打了个响指。
“gongxizheiweipengyoudaduile!”
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【666,meixiangdaohaizhenshihulinyuan。】
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【zhubozheiyishendabanhenshuaie,kebukeyikankanneida?】
【……】
zhibojianwangyouyizhenliaotiandapi,henkuaijiuconglingxingdeshilairenzengjiadaoyiliangbairen。
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xuedeshidongwuyixuezhuanye。
doushuonongyeyuanxiaomeishenmejiuyeqianjing,zheiqishishiyizhongjiqiwaixingdewujie。
怎么说呢?
chongwuyiyuanshigebaolixingye。
baolichengdushenzhikanbiyayi。
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lingwai,haibanongxueyuandejiyuxuezhangdiaoqilaizuochenglekaoyu……
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zaibiru,yumenzhihaigenwuzhongdexiyouchengduxiangguan。beizhenggudedongwuyueshixiyou,tigongdeyumenzhiyehuisuizhizengjia。
xitonglimianyemeiyougengduodejieshi,xuyaolinfengzijiqutansuo。
tabianyibuzuoerbuxiu,zhijieyingpinlewolongziranbaohuqudehulinyuan……
……
dayuebangeduoxiaoshihou,linfenglaidaoshanyaojiandeyigedishipingtanchu。
yuanyuandi,nengkandaojigejianyidexiaofangziyinyuezhulizaishulinzhijian。
护林站点
【zheijiushizhubodelinshizhusuome?yetaijianlouleba?】
【ganjuejiushiyongnitusuibianduiqide,haokelian。】
【yixiangdaozheimeshuaiqidexiaogegeyaoyigerenzhuzaizheimepianpideshanzhong,wojiuyizhenxinkoufatong,zhubokuaijiworourou!】
zhibojianwangyouyizhenlianmin。
linfenglianmangdao:“dazhudazhu,zheiyijinghenkeyile。”
“wotinglaohulinyuanshuo,yiqiandehulinzhandiandoushichenjiudelaonifang,butongdian,xiayutianwudinghaihuilouyuneizhong。xianzaiquandougaichenglezheizhonghunnitudefangzi。”
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呼啦啦,呼啦啦……
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neixieniaoquehenkuaifeidaobuyuanchudeshuzhishang,duizhedaoluanderenleijiushiyizhenjijizhazhadejiaoma。
linfengquemeizaiyi,zhizhigougoukanzheyanqiankuaisulveguodeyitiaotiaotishi——
【laizibaihuamaquedeyumenzhi+1】
【laiziduanweiyaquedeyumenzhi+1.5】
【laiziheiweilazuiquedeyumenzhi+2】
【laizihongdumaquedeyumenzhi+2.5】
【……】
kanzhejifenxiangyudianyiyangyichuanchuandeluoxia,linfengxinzhongsongleyidakouqi。
tazhiqianhehugezideshihou,congmeiyizhigezishangdedaodeyumenzhibuguozhiyou0.5eryi。
xianzaibaohuqulimiandoushixiemaquedeteshupinzhong,dedaodeyumenzhifankuiyetigaolehenduo。
这就很值!
piankezhijian,xitongdeyumenzhijifenjiuzengjiadaoleliangbaiduo。
erbiansuijiyouxiangqixitongtishi——
【gongxisuzhujifenpobai,keyixiaohao100jifenjinxingchujichoujiang!】
linfengxunsuchakanlexiachoujiangjiemian,guoranfaxianchujichoujiangyijingkaifang。
zhongjichoujianghegaojichoujiangjiemianrengjiuchuyuhuiseweifangkaizhuangtai。
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daozhongjichoujianghegaojichoujiangfangkaizhihou,xiangyingdezhongjianggailvdouhuiyousuotisheng。
【suzhushifouxuyaojinxingchujichoujiang?】
“抽奖!”
林枫毫不犹豫点头。
100dianjifenshunjiankouchu。
yidaojinlinfengkejiandebaiguangshanguo,yanqiansuijidanchuxitongtishi——
【gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibao:shentisuzhisanbeijiaqiang!(tizhi*3,liliang*3,minjie*3,mianyili*3)】
linfengdetizhibenjiubiyibanrengenghaoyixie。
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yejiushixingkuitachuanzhebijiaokuansongdehulinyuanzhifu,buranzheituruqilaidebianhua,gujinengrangzhibojianwangyoujingdiaoxiaba。
不过……
“xinshoulibaohaiyaozijihaofeijifenlaichouqu?”
“zheixitongyoudiankoumena!”
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一道金光闪过——
【gongxisuzhu,chenggongchoudaosjijineng:baidubuqin!】
“嗯?”
林枫眨了眨眼。
zhiyou1%gailvdesjijineng,zheijiubaochulaile?
zheisuanshixianjiyibangzizaijiketangme?
linfengzhidao,xiangwolongzheizhongpianyuandeziranbaohuqu,youdapiandeyuanshiconglin。
zaiqizhongxingzou,shaoweibuzhuyijiunengyushangduchongmengshou,huozheyoududezhangqidengdeng。
benlailinfenghaiduiweilaidegongzuoyouxiejinzhanghebuquedingde。
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“haibucuo,zongsuanmeiyoulangfeineixiexiaokeaideyumenzhi。”
林枫满意点头。
jiezheyougentoudingdequnniaozhaoshou:“yihouchanglaiwanera,xiacijideduodaixietongban!”
“……”
【hewoyitiao,wohaiyiweiganggangzhuboshifaxianleshenmeweixianni,meixiangdaojiuweiledouniao?】
【xiaogegebujinzhangdeshuai,haizheimeyoumo,aileaile!】
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【loushangbieshuole,woyigepengyoukuaipofangle……】
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mengangdakai,quetingpadeyishengxiang。
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kandaozheiyimu,zhibojianshunjianzhale——
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【maya!haokongbu!gezhepingmudoubawokandeshuangtuifaruan!】
【zhubokuaipao!beiyaoyikoujiumeimingle!】
【……】
沙雕:谁懂!咋有人喜欢整蛊动物啊