《死对头怀里笑,他醋疯了》 小说介绍
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woshengrineitian,shenyanbatadebaiyueguanglinwanzhaodailaile。baojianlinaohonghongde,caidailuanfei,
liezhixiangbinpendedaochudoushi。wochuanzheyitiaojinshenhongqun,kaozaijiaoluodekazuoli,zhijianjiazheyan,
miyankanzherenqunzhongxinneiduibiren。shenyanyishenangguideshougongxizhuang,qinglengjingui,
yuzheicaozadehuanjinggegeburu。taweiweicetou,tingzhelinwanzhaoshuohua,zuijiaoqinzheyisiruoyouruowudexiaoyi。
linwanzhaochuanzhesuyademibaiselianyiqun,zhangfapijian,zhengyangzhelianduitaxiao,lianjiafanzhexiusedehongyun,
xiangduobuanshishidexiaobaihua。erwo,shizheibaojianlizuiyansu、zuigegeburudeneiyimohong。“ze,jiangwu,
nizhenxing,shengripaqingqiannanyou,hairangtadaixinhuan?”guimisusucouguolai,dijiwoyibeijiu,
yadileshengyin,“jizijitianduni?”woxilekouyan,huanhuantuchuyanquan,gezheyinyundeyanwukanshenyan。
tahaishineifusiyangzi,duisheidoulenglengdandan,weiduduilinwanzhao,yanshenlinengshenchudianwendu。“tiandu?
”wochixiaoyisheng,jieguojiubeimengguanleyikou,bingliangdeyetihuaxiahoulong,daizhezhuoshaogan,
“wojiangwuzidianlimeizheiliangzi。kanzhetamen,woweikouhao,xiafan。”susufanlegebaiyan:“nijiuzuiyingba。
”jiuyiyoudianshangtou,xinlidehuomiaoqueyueshaoyuewang。woheshenyan,daxiaojiushisiduitou。youeryuanqiangwanju,
xiaoxuezhengdiyi,zhongxuehuxiangjubaoduifangzaolian,daxuegengshiweileyigechuangyexiangmumingedoudenisiwohuo。
zhenjianduimaimang,huoxingzhuangdiqiu。houlaiyebuzhizenme,jiuzaiyicizuijiuhoudexiangmuqinggongyanshanggunlechuangdan。
xilihutukaishi,biebieniuniuditanlesannian。wozhidaotaxinliyougelinwanzhao,
shitashaonianshiqiuerbudedebaiyueguang,houlaichuguole。woyezhidao,tagenwozaiyiqi,duobanshiyinweiwogoula,
goujing,goubufushu,nengjiqitadezhengfuyu。huozheshuo,womentaixiang,xiangliangzhiciwei,
kaojinlezhihuizhadebicixianxuelinli。linwanzhaoyihuilai,taneidianweibode、shuyuwodewendu,
shunjianjiuliangtoule。fenshoushiwotide。tadangshizaikaishipinhuiyi,toudoumeitai,zhidandan“ng”leyisheng,
fangfowozhishizaitongzhitawanshangbuchiwaimaile。kan,duoliangbo。jintianzheichangzishiwozude,guyifalepengyouquan。
wozhidaotahuikandao,yezhidaotahenkenengdaizhelinwanzhaolai,jiushiweileexinwo。xinga,
neijiukankansheigengexinshei。baojiandedengguangaimeidihuangzhe,yinlezheneryulong。wofangxiajiubei,qiamieleyan,
yaoyaohuanghuangdizhanqilai。“wujie,ganmaqu?”pangbianyourenhan。womeili,mubiaomingque,
jingzhizouxianglelingyigejiaoluo——shenyandesidang,guyusen。guyusengenwoguanxihaixing,
zhuyaoshitagenshenyanbuduifu,liandaizheyekanbuguanlinwanzhaoneizhongjiaodididediaodiao。
tazhenglanyangyangdikaozaishafashangwanshouji,pangbiankongzhe。wozouguoqu,gaogenxiecaidekakaxiang,
daizheyishenyanjiuqi,zaitamianqianzhanding。guyusentaiqitou,tiaoletiaomei:“yo,shouxing,youhezhijiao?
”wogouqichunjiao,xiaodefengqingwanzhong,shentiqueruanmianmiandiwangqianyiqing,zhijiediezuojintahuaili!“a!
”guyusenheleyitiao,xiayishixiangtuikaiwo。woyibalouzhutadebozi,
zhenggerenxiangmeigutousidelaizaitashenshang,lianjiatiezhetajingce,
yongbudabuxiao、ganghaonengrangfujinjizhuotingjiandejiaodiashengyinshuo:“yusengege,
wotouhaoyune……nibaobaowohaobuhao?”zhenggejiaoluoshunjiananjingle。jidaomuguangqishuashuadisheguolai,
chongmanlezhenjinghekanhaoxidexingfen。guyusenshentijiangying,kuxiaobude:“jiangwu,niheduoleba?kuaiqilai,
shenyankanzheni!”“shenyan?”wozuiyanmenglongditaiqitou,muguangpiaoxiangrenqunzhongxin,guyituozhanglediaozi,
“tasheia?burenshi……wozhirenshiyusengege……”shuozhe,wohaiwangguyusenhuailiyouzuanlezuan,
balianmaizaitaxiongkou,cengleceng。guyusengangadeshoujiaodoubuzhidaowangnafang,tuiyebushi,baoyebushi。
jiuzaizheishi,woganjueyidaobinglengcigudemuguang,xiangcuiledudebingzhui,henhenzhazaiwobeishang。buyonghuitou,
wozhidaoshishei。guoran,linwanzhaoxiaoxiaodejinghushengxiangqi:“ayan?”womaizaiguyusenhuaili,
toutouxianqiyidianyanpi,yongyuguangmiaoguoqu。shenyanzhanqilaile。talianshangguanchangdelengmochedisuilie,
querdaizhideshiyizhongwocongweijianguodeyinchen。xiahexianbengdesijin,bochunminchengyitiaolinglidezhixian。
neishuangzongshimeishenmeqingxudeheimou,cikefanyongzhehairendefengbao,
sisidingzaiwoheguyusendiezaiyiqideshentishang。zhouweidekongqifangfodouninggule,qiyadideheren。
tamaikaizhangtui,yibuyibuzouguolai。angguidepixiecaizaiyounidedibanshang,fachuchenmendeshengxiang,
meiyibudouxiangcaizairendexinjianshang。guyusenruzuozhenzhan,shitubawofuzheng:“shenyan,taheduole,
nibie……”huameishuowan,shenyanyijingdaolegenqian。takandoumeikanguyusen,zhijiefushen,
dashouxiangtieqianyiyangzuanzhuwodegebo,mengdijiangwowangwaiyizhuai!lidaozhida,daizheyiguhenjing。
wobeitayingshengshengcongguyusenhuailichelechulai,liangqiangzhezhuangjintahuaili,bizikedaotajianyingdexiongtang,
yizhensuanteng。“shenyan**youbinga!”wotonghuchusheng,zhengzhazhexiangtuikaita,
jiuyihenuqiyiqichongshangnaomen,“fangkaiwo!”tazhiruowangwen,shoubeixiangluotieyiyangjinjinguzhewodeyao,
ledewojihuchuanbuguoqi。taditoukanwo,yanshenyoulengyouli,shengyingengshibingzhaziyiyang:“jiangwu,
naogoumeiyou?”“wonao?”wobeitazheidaodayipaqixiaole,jiujingchedidianranlewodenuhuo,“woshengri!
woqingke!woxiangzuosheihuailijiuzuosheihuaili!guannipishi!shenyan,nishiwoshenmeren?guandezhemani!
”woyongliqubaitaguzaiwoyaoshangdeshou,zhijiadouqiajintashoubeidepirouli。tameitoudoumeizhouyixia,
fanershoudegengjin,ledewoleigushengteng。tadingzhewo,neiyanshenxiangshiyaobawoshengtunhuobole:“genwozou。
”“wobu!”wogengzhebozi,xiangtoubeijinudexiaoshou,“shenzong,qingdaizhenidexiaobaihuaganjingun!
biezanglewodechangzi!”“jiangwu!”tadihouyisheng,ejiaoqingjindoubenglechulai。
zhouweisuoyourendoupingzhulehuxi,lianyinledoutingle,zhishengxialiezhiyinxiangzizidedianliusheng。
linwanzhaoxiaopaozhegenguolai,qieshengshengdilazhushenyandexiuzi,shengyindaizhekuqiang:“ayan,biezheiyang,
jiangwujiezhishiheduole……womenzouba,haobuhao?”tazheifuchuchukeliandeyangzi,gengshihuoshangjiaoyou。
“tingjianmei?nidewanzhaomeimeirangnizouni!”wojifengdikanzheta,guyiba“nide”lianggeziyaodejizhong,
“shenyan,biejilianbuyaolian!womenzaowanle!nilouzhenidebaiyueguang,wozhaowodexinhuan,dajiagewangede,
hubuganrao!dong?”“xinhuan?”shenyancongchifenglijichuzheilianggezi,
yanshenyinzhidisaoleyiyanpangbianyilianwugudeguyusen,youluohuiwolianshang,daizheyizhongjinhucanrendeshenshi,
“jiuta?guyusen?”“dui!jiuta!”wohuochuqule,koubuzeyan,“guyusenbiniwenrou,
binihuitengren!zhishaotabuhuizaiwoshengrideshihou,daizhebiedenvrenlaiexinwo!
”zheijuhuaxiangyibacuidudebishou,jingzhunditonglechuqu。wokandaoshenyanyandimengdiyisuo,guzhewoyaodeshou,
zhijieyinweiyonglierfanchuqingbai。zhenggebaojiansijiyipian,luozhenkewen。
suoyourendoubeizheichuniandugouxuedaxizhendemudengkoudai。shenyansisidingzhewo,xiongtangjulieqifu,
xiangshizaijiliyazhizhemouzhongjijiangpenfadehuoshan。jimiaozhongdesiji,manzhangdexiangyigeshiji。zhongyu,
tahoujiehenhengundongleyixia,xiangshibashenmefanyongshanglaidedongxiyingshengshengyanlehuiqu。zaikaikoushi,
shengyinhuifuleneizhonglingrenxinhandepingjing,shenzhidaizheyisichaonong。“xing。”tasongkaiqianzhiwodeshou,
lidaochedegancuiyoulengmo。wocubujifang,chadianshuaidao,langbeidifuzhupangbiandezhuozicaizhanwen。
tajugaolinxiadikanzhewo,yanshenxiangzaikanyijianlaji,binglengdebudaiyisiwendu:“jiangwu,nizhenxing。
”tazhenglileyixiabeiwonongzhoudeangguixizhuangxiukou,dongzuomantiaosili,daizheyizhongkeyideyouyaheshuli。
“zhuniwandekaixin。”tadiuxiazheijuhua,zhuanshen,yibalanguopangbianxuanranyuqidelinwanzhao,
touyebuhuididabulikai。baojiandemenbeita“peng”diyishengshuaishang,zhendeqiangpidousihudiaoxialaiyikuai。
neigulingrenzhixidediqiyasuizhetadelikaizhouranxiaoshi。kequerdaizhide,shiyizhonggengshende、binglengdekongdong,
shunjianxijuanlewo。gangcaihaixiongxiongranshaodenuhuo,xiangbeiyipenbingshuidangtoujiaoxia,zilayisheng,
zhishengxiayiduimaozhehanqidehuijin。xinzangdeweizhi,chilaidichuanlaiyizhenjianruidejiaotong,
tongdewoshunjianwanxialeyao,jihuzhanlibuzhu。“wujie!”“jiangwunimeishiba?
”susuhejigerenlikeweileshanglai。wobaibaishou,xiangshuo“meishi”,houlongquexiangbeishenmedongxiduzhule,
fabuchushengyin。weilifanjiangdaohai,gangcaihexiaqudejiuyehunhezhekuse,fengkuangdiwangshangyong。
“ou……”womengdiwuzhuzui,tuikairenqun,diediezhuangzhuangdichongxiangxishoujian。pazaibinglengdexishoutaishang,
tudehuntianandi,danzhidoukuaituchulaile。yanleibushoukongzhidixiongyongerchu,hunhezhehuiwu,langbeibukan。
jingziliyingchuyizhangcanbaidelian,yanxianyunkai,xiangguiyiyang。shenmegoupideshengli?shenmeexinta?
woxianggetiaoliangxiaochou,yanleyichangziquqirudedujiaoxi。tazoule,daizhetadebaiyueguang,zoudehaobuyouyu。
tashenzhimeizaihuitoukanwoyiyan。neijubinglengde“zhuniwandekaixin”,xiangwushugenzhen,zhajinwomeiyigenshenjing。
susuzhuijinlai,xintengdipaizhewodebei,dijiwozhijinheshui:“haolehaole,
tuchulaijiuhaole……weineizhongzhanan,buzhide!nigangcaishuaibaole!jiugaizheimeduita!”woshulekou,
yonglengshuihenhenxilebalian,taiqitou,kanzhejingziliyanjinghongzhongdeziji。“susu,
”wodeshengyinshayadexiangpoluo,“wohaolei。”xinbeitaokongle,zhishengxiawujindepibeihebinglengdejuewang。
shengriyancaocaoshouchang。jiexialaiderizi,wobazijihuochenglexingshizourou。gongzuo?mianqiangyingfu,xiaolvqidi。
chifan?weitongjiaola。shuijue?zhengyezhengyedizhengzheyanjing,dingzhetianhuaban,
naoziliquanshishenyanzuihoukanwoshineigebinglengyoudaizhechaonongdeyanshen。tasihuzaiyongxingdongzhengming,meiyouwojiangwu,
tadeshijiewanmeiwuque。caijingxinwentuisongli,ouerhuishanguotahelinwanzhaodeshenying。
gongtongchuximougecishanwanyan,zhaopianshangtacetoutingtashuohua,celianxiantiaoyijiulengying,
danzitaishifangsongde;linwanzhaodehualangkaiye,tasongqulejudadehualan,
shumingshi“zhiyoushenyan”;shenzhibeigouzipaidaoliangrenzaigaojicantinggongjinwancan,linwanzhaoxiaoyeruhua。“zhiyou?
”susumeicikandaodouyaozhamao,“wopei!lvchapeigou,tianzhangdijiu!wuwu,niganjinzhenzuoqilai,
zhaogebitahaoyiwanbeide!qisita!”wozhishimamudihuadiaoneixietuisong,guandiaopingmu。zhao?zhaoshenme?
xindousile,nashenmequzhao?guyusenhoulaizhaowodaoguoqian,shuoneitianbeiwoliyongdangqiangshi,
chadianbeishenyandeyanshenshasi。taxinyouyuji:“jiangwu,nishizhenhua!ganneime**shenyan?
nishimeikanjiantaneiyanshen,wodangshizhenpatadangchangbawojisile!”wochelechezuijiao,xiangxiao,
quebikuhainankan:“silezuihao,qingjing。”guyusenkanzhewotuifeideyangzi,tanlekouqi:“zhiyuma?
yigeshenyan,jiubaninongchengzheiyang?yiqianneigetianbupadibupa、bashenyanqidetiaojiaodejiangwuni?”shia,
yiqiandewoni?neigeganzaibiyedabianshangdangzhesuoyoujiaoshoudemian,
bashenyanxiangmufanganloudongpidetiwuwanfudejiangwuni?neigezaitanpanzhuoshang,cuntuburang,
bideshenyanbudeburangbudejiangwuni?neigefenshoushi,hainengxiaosashuaimen,
fanghenhuashuo“shenyannidengzhe”dejiangwuni?sile。beishenyanqinshouqiaside。hunhuneeguolekuaiyigeyue。
shenqiule,yinxingyeluoleyidi,jinhuangcuican,caishangqushashazuoxiang,daizheyizhongqiliangdemeili。zheitianxiawu,
woqiangdajingshenquchengdongjianyigekehu。tandehaisuanshunli,chulaishitianseyouxieyinchen。gangzoudaolubianzhunbeidache,
shoujixiangle。shigemoshenghaoma。woyouyuleyixia,jieqi:“wei?”“shijiangwujiang**ma?
”yigemoshengdenansheng,yuqihenji,“wozheilishishiyiyuanjizhen!shenyanshenxianshengnirenshima?
tachuchehuole!qingkuangbutaihao!tashoujijinjilianxirenlizhiyounidehaoma!mafanniganjinguolaiyitang!
”chehuo?!shenyan?!jizhen?!zheijigecixiangjingleiyiyangzaiwonaozilizhakai!wozheshoujideshoushunjianbingliang,
zhijiandouzaifadou。“ta……tazenmeyang?yanzhongma?”wodeshengyindoudebuchengyangzi。
“songlaideshihouhunmile!zhengzaijiancha!nikuaidianlaiba!”duifangyusufeikuaidishuowandizhi,jiugualedianhua。
dududemangyinchuanlai,xiangsishendecuimingfu。wozhanzaiyuandi,danaoyipiankongbai。
gangcaihaijuedelengdemamudexinzang,cikebeiyizhiwuxingdedashouhenhenzuanzhu,ningchengyituan,tengdewojihuzhixi。
chehuo……hunmi……qingkuangbutaihao……neixiekeyibeiwoyiwang、beiwoshenmaidehuamian,
bushoukongzhidifengkuangyongchulai。talengjundemeiyan,tajinmindebochun,tachaofengdeyanshen,
talanzhelinwanzhaolikaidebeiying……bu!buxing!shenyannibunengsi!womenzhijian……haimeiwan!
judadekonghuangxiangbinglengdechaoshui,shunjianjiangwoyanmei。woshenzhilaibujisikaoweishenmetadejinjilianxirenhaishiwo,
weishenmelinwanzhaobuzaitashenbian。shentiyijingxianyudanaozuochulefanying。wochongdaolubian,xianggefengziyiyang,
buguxingxiangdipinminghuishoulanche。yiliangliangchuzuchejichierguo,meiyouyiliangtingxia。shenqiudehanfengguazailianshang,
xiangdaoziyiyang,woqueganjuebudaoleng,zhijuedehunshendouzaimaohan,shilenghan。“tingche!tingchea!
”wodaizhekuqiangsihan,shengyinzaicheliuzhongxiandeneimeweiruowuzhu。zhongyu,yiliangkongchetinglexialai。
wojihushipujinhouzuode,shengyindoudeyuwulunci:“shifu!kuai!shiyiyuanjizhen!kuai!qiuqiunikuaidian!
wopengyouchuchehuole!”sijibeiwocanbaideliansehemanyandejingkonghedao,erhuabushuo,youmencaidaodi,
chezimengdicuanlechuqu。yilufeichi。chechuangwaidejingwufeisudaotui,mohuchengyipian。wosisizuanzhequantou,
zhijiashenshenxianjinzhangxin,shituyongtengtonglaiyazhineimiedingdekongjuhe……putiangaididehuihen。wohenta。
hentadelengmo,hentadeboqing,hentadaizhelinwanzhaolaixiuruwo。kewogenghenziji。
henzijiweishenmeyaozaishengriyanshangneimezuojianziji,qu**ta?shibushiyinweiwoneixiehua,
cairangtaxinshenbuningchulechehuo?henzijiweishenmemingminghentarugu,tingdaotachushi,quepadeyaosi?
henziji……weishenmedaolezheigeshihou,caifaxian,wotamagenbenjiumeifangxiaguo!yanleidakedakedigunluo,
zazaishoubeishang,tangdeheren。wohuluandiyongxiuzicadiao,queyuecayueduo。“guniang,biejibieji,kuaidaole!
”sijishifutouguohoushijingkanwo,anweidao。kuaidaole……kuaidaole……shenyan,nichengzhu!
niyidingyaochengzhu!cheziyigejichatingzaijizhenmenkou。woshuaixiayizhangchaopiao,tuikaichemenjiuwangwaichong,
lianzhaolingdougubushang。jizhendatingyongyuanshirenmanweihuan,chongchizhexiaodushuiwei、haizidekunaoshenghetongkude**。
woxiangmeitoucangyingyiyangluanzhuang,zhuazhuyigecongcongzouguodehushi,shengyindoudebuchengyangzi:“hushi!shenyan!
chehuosonglaideshenyan!tazaina?!”hushibeiwozhuadeyigelieju,
zhouzhemeikuaisufankanshoulidejiluban:“shenyan?gangsonglaideneige?zaineibian!qiangjiusanshi!”qiangjiushi!
zheisangezixiangzhongchuizazaiwoxinshang。wotuiyiruan,chadianguixiaqu。qiangchengzhe,diediezhuangzhuangdiwangtazhidefangxiangpao。
qiangjiushimenkouliangzhecimudehongdeng。waimianzhanzhejigechuanzheheisexizhuang、xiangshibaobiaohuozhulimoyangderen,
gegeshenseningzhong。haiyouyigechuanzhekaojiudezhongniannvren,zhengjiaojididuobu,shishenyandemuqin。
takandaowochongguolai,lengleyixia,suijimeitoujinjinzhouqi,
yanshenlichongmanlehaobuyanshideyanehepaichi:“jiangwu?nizenmelaile?”wogubushangtadetaidu,
chuanzhecuqi,yanjingsisidingzheneishanjinbidemen:“ayi……shenyanta……zenmeyangle?”“zenmeyang?
”shenmulengxiaoyisheng,yuqijianruikebo,“bainisuoci!yaobushinineitianzaishengriyanshangfafeng,
**deayanxinshenbuning,tahuikaizhechezoushenchuchehuo?!”tadehuaxiangcuiledudebianzi,
henhenchouzaiwoxinshang。guoran……guoranshiyinweiwo……judadekuijiuhezizeshunjianjiangwojikua。
woliansecanbairuzhi,zuichunduosuozhe,yigeziyeshuobuchulai。“jiangwu,wozaojiushuoguo,
nizheizhongchushen、zheizhongxinggedenvren,genbenbupeizhanzaiayanshenbian!zhihuijitadailaimafanhezainan!
”shenmuyueshuoyuejidong,zhizhewodebizi,“ayanyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,woraobuleni!nijiwogun!
zheilibuhuanyingni!”baobiaoyeshangqianyibu,wushengdilanzaiwoheqiangjiushizhijian,yanshenbingleng。
wobeimadetaibuqitou,xinxiangbeilingchiyiyang。shenmudemeiyigezi,doujingzhundizhazaiwozuitongdedifang。
tashuodemeicuo,shiwo……shiwohaileta……jiuzaiwoyaoyaoyuzhui,
jihuyaobeizheiputiangaididezhizehehuihenyakuashi,qiangjiushidementurankaile。
yigechuanzheshoushufudeyishengzoulechulai,zhaixiakouzhao,shensepibeidanhaisuanzhending。suoyourendouweileshangqu。
“yisheng!woerzizenmeyang?!”shenmujiqiediwen,shengyindouzaifazhan。wodexintidaolesangziyan,
pingzhuhuxi,zhijiasisikouzhezhangxin,shenchuxuesidouganjuebudaoteng。yishengkanlekanzhongren,
muguangzaiwocanbaidelianshangtingdunleyishun,ranhouduishenmushuo:“shenxianshengzanshituolishengmingweixianle。
”hu……wojinbengdeshenjingzhouranyisong,tuiyiruan,chadianzhijietanzuozaidishang。xinghaofuzhulepangbiandeqiang。
meisi……tahaihuozhe……taihaole……“danshi,”yishenghuafengyizhuan,wodexinyoumengditileqilai,
“chehuozaochenglezhongdunaozhendang,shenshangduochuruanzuzhicuoshang,zuobeiguzhe。zuimafandeshi,
youyutoubushoudaozhuangji,tachuxianlenixingxingyiwang。”“yi……yiwang?”shenmudeshengyindoubianlediao。
“dui,”yishengdiandiantou,“jiushishiyi。muqiankanlai,tadiushilezuijinjiniandejiyi。
jutidiushileduoshao,fanweiyouduoda,haixuyaodengtaxinglaihoujinyibuguanchahepinggu。
”shiyi……shenyan……shiyile?**zaibinglengdeqiangbishang,naoziliwengwengzuoxiang。
zheigexiaoxibituoliweixiangengrangwozhenhan。tawangle?wangleshenme?wanglewomenzhenfengxiangduidesannian?wanglefenshou?
wangleshengriyanshangneichangnaoju?haishi……lianlinwanzhaoyewangle?shenmuxianranyexiangdaolezheidian,
tamengdizhuantoukanxiangwo,yanshenfuza,yanezhongsihuyouchanzaleyisibiedeqingxu。tameizaiganwozou,
zhishilenglengdihengleyisheng。henkuai,shenyanbeituilechulai。tabizheyanjing,liansecangbai,etoushangchanzheshabu,
zuobeidazheshigao,shenshanglianjiezhegezhongjianceyiqi,cuiruodexianggeyisuideliuliwawa。
nalihaiyoubanfenpingrilidelengyingqiangshi?wodexinbeihenhenjiuleyixia,tengdefajin。
tabeituijinlevipbingfang。shenmuhebaobiaolikegenlejinqu。wozhanzaibingfangmenwai,touguomenshangdebolichuang,
tanlandikanzhelimianneizhanghaowuxuesedelian。susudedianhuadalaile,wozoudaozoulangjintou,
yazhesangzibashiqingjiandanshuole。“shiyi?!”susuzaineibianjianjiao,“**!zheishenmegouxuebadiandangjuqing!
neitaxianzaijideshei?jidenima?”“buzhidao……tahaimeixing。”wopibeidikaozaiqiangshang。“wuwu,
tingwoshuo!”susuyuqibiandeyansu,“zheishigejihui!tiandadejihui!tawanglelinwanzhao,wanglenimenfenshou,
wanglenizuodeyao!nixianzaishitazui‘qinjin’dejinjilianxiren!jinshuiloutaixiandeyue!bataqianghuilai!
balinwanzhaoneigelvchacheditichuju!”jihui?wozhengzhule。kanzhebingfanglihunmideshenyan,
yigejiqihuangmiu、queyoudaizhezhimingyouhuodeniantou,xiangtengmanyiyangqiaoqiaozishengchulai。shia,tawangle。
wangleneixiehuxiangshanghaideguowang。wanglelinwanzhao。nei……shibushiyiweizhe,wokeyizhongxinkaishi?
modiaoneixiebukan,zhongxinzaitashengmingli,huashangshuyujiangwudehenji?zheigeniantouyidanchuxian,
jiufengkuangdizaiwoxinlizhagen、manyan。
“keshi……yishengshuotashiyideshijianfanweibuqueding……”woshengyinganse。“guantani!chentameixiangqilai,
xianbashengmizhuchengshufan!”susujianzhishiwodegoutoujunshi,“zhuang!nijiuzhuang!zhuangchengtashenaidenvpengyou!
wuweibuzhidizhaoguta!dengtayilainile,aishangnile,jiusuantayihouxiangqilai,yewanle!
”shenaidenvpengyou?womenzhijian,youguo“shenai”ma?zhiyouzhenfengxiangduihebieniudezhanyouyubale。dancike,
kanzhebingchuangshanghaowufangbeideshenyan,neidianyinande、bugande、mingwei“zhanyou”deyunian,xiangyecaoyiyangfengzhang,
shunjianyadaolesuoyoudedaodehelizhi。pingshenmelinwanzhaokeyiqingeryijudidedaotadewenrou?
pingshenmewoyaochengshoutadelengmohexiuru?xianzai,laotianyebata“xibai”lesongdaowomianqian……zheigejihui,
wojiangwu,yaodingle!shenyanshidiertianshangwuxinglaide。vipbingfanglihenanjing,
zhiyoujianceyiqiguilvdedidasheng。yangguangtouguobaiyechuang,zaitacangbaidelianshangtouxiabanbodeguangying。
woshouleyiye,yanjingaodetonghong。shenmubeiyishengquanhuiquxiuxile,baobiaoshouzaimenwai。
bingfanglizhishengxiawoheta。kandaotajiemaozhandong,huanhuanzhengkaiyandeneiyike,wodexintiaojihutingzhi。
tadeyanshenxianshimangran,daizhegangsuxingdehundun,xiangmengzheyicengbowu。taxiayishidixiangdong,
zuobeidetengtongrangtamenhengyisheng,meitoujinjinzhouqi。“biedong!”wolikeanzhutawanhaodeyoubei,
shengyinfangdejiqing,daizhewozijidoumeichajuedewenrouhejinzhang,“nishoubeiguzhele,gangzuowanshoushu,
bunengluandong。”tatingdaoshengyin,manmanzhuanguotou,shixianjujiaozaiwolianshang。neiyanshen,mosheng,daizhetanjiu,
haiyouyisi……jingti?wodexinmengdiyichen。tabujidewole?yidianyinxiangdoumeiyou?
“ni……”tadeshengyinshayaganse,xiangshazhimoca,“nishishei?”zheisangezi,xiangsangenbingzhui,
henhenzhajinwoxinlizuiyinmidejiaoluo。suiranzaoyouxinlizhunbei,danqinertingdao,haishitongdewozhijianfama。
woshenxiyikouqi,qiangyaxiafanyongdeqingxu,nulijichuyigezuiwenrou、zuiwuhaidexiaorong。susushuodedui,zhuang!
bixuzhuang!“woshijiangwu。”wokanzhetamimangdeyanjing,yiziyiju,qingxierhuanmandishuo,
daizheyizhongcuimianbandeduding,“shenyan,woshininvpengyou。”“nvpengyou?”tazhongfuleyibian,
meitouzhoudegengjin,yanshenlidekunhuogengshen,sihuzainulisousuozhejiyi,queyiwusuohuo,
zhishengxiakongbaidemangranheyinyindetouteng。“wo……bujide……”“wozhidao。”wolikejiehua,
yuqidaizheqiadaohaochudetengxihebaorong,shenshouqingqingfupingtajincudemeitou,dongzuozirandexiangzuoguoqianbaibian,
“yishengshuole,nizhuangdaotou,youdianqingweinaozhendang,zanshiwangjileyixieshiqing。meiguanxi,manmanlai,
wohuiyizhipeizheni,bangnidouxiangqilaide。”takanzhewo,yanshenlidejingtisihutunquleyixie,
dangengduodehaishimangranhexuruo。tameiyoutuikaiwodeshou,zhishipibeidibishangleyanjing,
dishengwen:“wo……zenmeshangde?”“chehuo。”woyanjianyigai,bikaileshengriyande**,
“yutianluhua,nikaichebuxiaoxinzhuiweile。xinghaoshangdebuzhong。”wokeyiqingmiaodanxie。tameizaizhuiwen,
sihujieshoulezheigeshuofa,yekenengshitaixuruole。guoleyihuier,tacaiyoukaikou,
shengyindidejihutingbuqing:“ke……”“dengzhe!”wolikeqishen,xiaoxinyiyidiyongmianqianzhanlewenshui,
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