盖世傻帅
《盖世傻帅》 小说介绍
nvexinshizudedoushixiaoshuo《gaishishashuai 》，jiangshuzhujiaoshaerwangxiuyundeaihenjiuge，zuozhe“huangxiaozhao”qinglichuangzuoercheng，chunjingwudanchuangbanyuedutiyanjijia，juqingjianjieruxia：“laoda，tingshuozheixiaozibalibatianderendouzoule！”yizuimaoshuodao。“shia，womenyaoshibashaeryezouyidun，libatiankendingyaoyongzanmen！”……
《盖世傻帅》 第4章 下湖打鱼（2355字） 免费试读
libatiandaizheshouxiahuiquzhihou，fenfendibazhuozidoutifanle。
tadefuqinliwutianjianle，lianmangwen：“batian，zenmehuishi？”
“cao！jintianjingranzaizaiyigeshazishoushang！”
libatianshuozhe，naqichahu，zhijiewangzuiliguanshuile。
“shazi？nageshazia？”
liwutianwendao，taduizijizheigeerzi，feichangkanzhong，yefeichangxihuan，yinweitayouzhebitagengwufawutiandexingge。
zheiyangdexingge，zaizheigeluanshidangzhong，zhudingyaoyouyifanchengjiu！
“jiushililaohandeshaerzishaera！”
libatianshuozhe，bachahuzhongzhongfangxia。
liwutianxiaole，shuo：“jiuneigezhengtianbainongzheshengfanshudeshazi？tazenmekenengrangnimenzaile！”
libatianxianglexiang，shuo：“jintian，woqulilaohanjia，benlaixiangquwangxiuyunde，nalizhidao，shaerpaochulaizuzhi，wodeshouxiashangqubatabaoweile，sheizhidao，zuihoujingranbeishaerzhuangfei！”
“zhuangfei？”liwutianyizheng，shuo：“tayouzheimedadeliqi？”
libatiandiandiantou，yanjingyechongmanlebukezhixin。
“haiqiaobuchulaia，pingshishashadeshaer，liqijingyouzheimedaa！”
liwutianyiliandebuxiangxin。
libatianturanlengxiaoyisheng，shuo：“tajiusuanlidawuqiong，yedingbuzhuyiyangdongxi！”
“什么东西？”
李无天问道。
“枪！”
李霸天冷然说道。
“你要杀人？”
liwutiandezuijiaoyichou，zhidaosharenkeshifanfadeshi，keshiyixiang，zijiheerzi，shaguoderenhaishaoma？
“shaerbuchu，wangxiuyunwojiunongbudaoshou！”
libatianhenhendishuodao，youkanlefuqinyiyan，shuo：“die，niqugenhuangdizhushuoyixia，jiushuozujililaohanjiadeneijimudi，yaoshouhuiqu，ranglilaohanyijiakexibeifengqu！”
“zheigemeiwenti！wodanxindeshi，niyongqiangshashaer，shoujiaoyaozuodeganjingyidian！”
liwutianshuodao，tahenqingchu，zuijinzhenshangcharenminganchadebijiaoyanzhong，jieerliansanyourenshizong，yijingyinqilejingjudezhuyi。
libatianweiweiyixiao，shuo：“erzizuoshi，nihaibufangxinma？”
“fangxinshifangxin，zongjuedemeibiyaoweiyigenvrensharenba？”
liwutianshuodao，xinxiang：“zhiyaoyouqian，yaoshenmeyangdenvrenmeiyou？”
“die，nishibuhuizhidaode，yueshidebudaodenvren，jiuyueshiyouhuoren！zaishuole，shayigeshazi，sheihuizaiyi？”
libatianshuozhe，jinquliwuzhualeyibayinyuan，shuo：“woquzhenshang，shunbianzhaojingjuderenhehecha！”
liwutianzhidaotayouyaoquzhenshangdehuatianloule，dangxiashuo：“jizhu，yidingyaoqingjingzhanga！”
“放心！”
libatianshuozhe，jiaoshangmache，qianwangzhenshangqule。
lilaodiedejiahaimeiqingjingjitian，huangdizhujiujiaorenshangmengenlilaodieshuo，tadeneijimudi，buzaizujililaodiele！
lilaodiedaji，neikeshitamenlaiyishengcundetudia，meiyouletudi，meiyouleshoucheng，yijiazihaizenmehuoxiaqu？
huangdizhuderensihaobugulilaodiejiadekelian，tongzhiwanzhihou，bianyangzhangerqule。
lilaodiefachoudidunzaidishang，yigejingdichouzhehanyan。
shaerniangyefachou，keshi，tayigefudaorenjia，nengyoushenmebanfa？
“die，niang，wonengzhibu，nengquzhenshangmaidianqian，yebuzhiyuesia！”
王秀云出声说道。
lilaodietingle，tanxiyisheng，shuo：“womendananren，zennengyikaoniyigeruonvziyanghuo？”
zheishi，shaeryechulaile，tashashadiwannongzheshengfanshu，duishengfanshushuo：“jintiannizuodie，wozuoerzi，zenmeyang？”
lilaodietingle，qibudayichulai，shuo：“nidieshishengfanshu，shibushi？”
shaerniangmangshuo：“nihebigenshaerzijijiaoni？”
lilaodiehengleyisheng，shuo：“wokanzheiyangba，xianzaimeiyoubanfale，zhiyouquhulidayule！”
shaerniangtingle，mangshuo：“buxing，buxing！laodajiushiquhulidayu，beihushuiyanside！nibunenggouqu！”
lilaodienalitingtade，shoulizhuaqiyizhangpowang，shuo：“guanbuleneimeduole！yaoshizhenbeiyansi，hewodaerzizaiyinjianyeyougeban！”
shaerjianfuqinyaoquzhuayu，dangxiamangshuo：“woyequ！woyequ！”
“你？”
lilaodiekanleshaeryiyan，shuo：“nichifanjiuhui，zhuayubuhui！”
shaertingle，turanshuochuyijubushadehua：“woliliangda，wanyiyourenqifuni，wojiudata！”
wangxiuyuntingle，xiangqilibatiandengrenbeishaerhezoudeshi，bianshuo：“die，nidaishangtaba，wotingrenjiashuo，dahuliyougehuba，jiaoshenmelanglifanshenqiuwen，sheiganqutadedipanzhuayu，jiushoushishei！”
lilaodietingle，shuo：“neihaoba，danshuohaole，nibuxuxiashui！”
“好啊，好啊！”
shaershuozhe，tiaoleqilai。
laolidiewunaidiyaoyaotou，chumenqule。
shaerxinggaocailiedizaihoumiangenzhe。
tamenlaidaoledahu，kanzhemangmanghumian，humianzhongjianhaiyouyigexiaodao。
humianshuliyigepaizi，shangmianxiezhe：“buxuxiahudayu！”
lilaodiejiansichumeiren，xinxiang：“wojiuxiaqudayixia，youhuizenmeyang？”
taxiangdaozheili，biantuolewaiyi，zhichuanyigekucha，nazhewang，jiuxiashuiqule。
tazaihubianwanglexujiu，doushiyixiexiaoyu，buqishenmezuoyong，dangxiaduishaershuo：“nizaianshangdengwo，woquhuzhongjianwangyua！”shuozhe，youxiangzhongjianqule。
tasaxiawang，zailaoqilaikan，guoranwangdaolejitiaodayu。
lilaodiefeichanggaoxing，chongzheanbiandeshaershuo：“laoer，jinwanniyoufuqile，wangdaojitiaodayu！”
jiuzheishi，yitiaoxiaozhouxiangliuxingyiban，yixiazidaolelilaodiedemianqian。
lilaodiexiangxiaozhoushangderenkanqu，jianzhoushangzhanzheyiren，shoulinazheyigenzhugan，zhengnumudingzhelilaodie，hedao：“nishichilebaozidanle！ganlailaozidedipandayu！”
lilaodierendecirenzhengshiqiuwen，dangxiamangshuo：“qiulaoda，woyeshijialimeimikaiguole，zhiyoulaihushangwangjitiaoyu，qiuni——”
“feihuashaoshuo！bayujiaoshanglai，jilaozigunhuiqu！”
qiuwenshuozhe，yizhugan，bianbalilaodiedeyuwangtiaoleguoqu。
lilaodiedaji，shuo：“ni，ni——”
qiuwenyebugentafeihua，yizhuganqiaoleguoqu，zhijiebalilaodieqiaodaoshuiliqule！
lilaodienaodaibeitayiqiao，zhenggerenyunhuhude，zaishuililianhelejikoushui。
shaerzaianshangkanle，xinxiang：“laodiebeida，zheihaidele！”dangxiayelaibujituoyifu，yitouzhadaoshuiliqule。
tayouyongdesuduhenkuai，yixiaziyouleguoqu，balaodiecongshuilijialeqilai。
lilaodiehunhunchenchende，yishijianyemeixingguolai。
“你，你打我爹！”
傻二指着邱文说。
qiuwenhahayixiao，shuo：“shaer，niyouzhongyedawoa！jiupanixiangnigeyiyang，yansizaihuli！”
shaertingle，xinyidong，shuo：“wogeshibeiniyanside？”
qiuwentingle，lianseweidong，meixiangdaoyigeshazihuiwenchuzheiyanghualai，buguo，kanzaitashadefenshang，dangxiashuo：“shiyouzenmeyang？bushiyouzenmeyang？”
“shidehua，jiaoniyimingpeiyiming！”
shaernumukanzheqiuwenshuo。
qiuwenhahayixiao，shuo：“shaer，jiupingni？niyigeshazi，nengbalaozizenmeyang？”
“能叫你倒霉！”
shaershuozhe，turanyiyue，congshuizhongtuozhelilaodie，feishangletadexiaozhou！
qiuwendunshikandemudengkoudai！tazixinshuishangdegongfu，zhenggecunzi，meirennenggoushengguota，danyemeinenglituozheyigeren，congshuilitiaoqilaia！