《不舔了,回反派窝当犟种师叔》 小说介绍
《butianle,huifanpaiwodangjiangzhongshishu》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandegudaixiaoshuo,youmiaoshifujingxingousiercheng。gushizhong,zhouqiaofuguangjinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng,zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv],errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren,zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan,shixianlezijidemubiao。erzaitashenhou,qianyuanzongdezhongdizimenfangfohuangrandawuyiban,fenfenyingheqizheigeshuofalai。tianxiawubushidefu……jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。
《不舔了,回反派窝当犟种师叔》 第3章 免费试读
“你?退宗?”
liuzhanglaokanqinglelairen,lianshangzhenjingdeshensesuijixiaoshi。
yanjingduizhezhouqiaoshangxiayisao,tuokouerchu,“jiuni,haituizong?”
周乔:“……”
这话里有话啊。
weilequeren,zhouqiaowen:“nirenshiwo?”
liuzhanglaochileyisheng:“zenmeburenshini,nibujiushirizhaofengdeneigejiaojiaoma。”
zheiyiweikezhenshiyouming,mingmingshiqinghezongdeda**,quefeiyaopaodaotamenqianyuanzongbaifuguangzhenrenweishi。
benlaima,qinchuandizi,zaizongmenzhongyinggaishihengzhezoudecunzai。danzheiweiqingkuangteshu,quanqianyuanzongshangxiatanqita,yuqidouyoudianqingmie。
zhisuoyiruci,ziranshiyinweifuguangzhenrenduitadetaidu。
congyijianxiaoshijiukeyikanchulai:zaitazhiqian,fuguangzhenrenyuanbenyouliugenandizi,jiashangtayinggaishiqige。danzaiqianbujiufuguangzhenrenyoushouleyimingnvdizi。neizheimingxindizi,xuchidijini?
第七。
erzhei,yijingshizheigejiaojiaozaiqianyuanzongdedishinianle。
yuanzhuyezhidaofuguangzhenrenbuxihuanta,suoyitebiepafuguangzhenrenbatasaodichumen。youhaoshideqianyuanzongdizidouta,shuonishizunbuyaonile,dangchangjiunengshouhuoyizhihongyantuzi,haowandehen。
zheixienianqianyuanzongshangxiayongtapinglebushaozhang。zhiyaosheilingshibucoushoula,huozhexuyaoshenmelingzhicailiaola,zaihuozhefanleshenmeshierxiangzhaorenbeiguola,zhiyaozhaodaozheigejiaojiao,bahuatiguaidao“wobaxxgaosunishizun,nishizunjiuhuibanizhuchushimen”,napaneigejiaojiaozaibuqingyuan,yehuihongzheyanjingdakaichuwudai,manzutamendexuyao。
douzheiyangle,tadoumeishuoyaotuizong,jintianchicuoyaole,turanxiangtuizong?
tajueduibukenengtichutuizong。yinweibierenhuoxukeyiyonglijiachuzoudefangshihuanqishenbianrendeguanzhu,ertazheimeshuo,jieguoyidingshibeisaodichumen。
liuzhanglaochaozhouqiaobunaifandihuihuishou:“xinglebienaole,ganjinhuiquba。burandengnishizunfaxianle,zheiqianyuanzongnikejiuzhendedaibuxiaqule。”
zhouqiao:“wozhendeyaotuizong。”
zheipodifangtacaibuxiangdaileni。tayaohuiqinghezong。
qinghezongyeshixiuzhenjieliudazongmenzhiyi,shangrenzhangmenjianzongmenchuangshirenshiyuanzhudeyangmu,xianrenzhangmenshiyuanzhushixiong,congqinchuandaowaimengegedizidoudezunchengyuanzhuyishengshishu。taxianzaijiushiyuanzhu,zhiyaohuidaoqinghezong,tajiushichixianghela,baitianribushai,chumenyourentai,meitiandoushiguodanian,tanaoziyoubingahailiuzaizheipoqianyuanzong。
liuzhanglaozhongyuyishidaozhouqiaohaoxiangshirenzhende。
tabanqilian:“dizituizongyaoyaoyoushizunhuofengzhujibiedezhanglaoshoushu,niyouma?”
周乔:“没有。”
liuzhanglaoditou,xiazhukeling:“neiwobanbule。”
zhouqiao:“lingjieli14997nian,wendugezhishiliudanengjianshouzidaodaomaikufangyuliao,daozhixinrumendiziwuzongmenyupaikefa。weijigouyuliaotianbukuikong,texiangwozanjiezhongpinlingshiwuqian;”
“lingjieli14996nian,wendugefugezhuweierqudisanrentianfang,texiangwozanjiezhongpinlingshisanbai;dangnianbayue,fugezhuweierchubin,xiangwozanjiewangshengdengyizhan;”
“lingjieli14995nian,wendugezayidizijuzhongdubo,beizhifatangfaxian,weihuiluzhifatangdizi,texiangwozanjieshangpinlingshiyiqian;”
“lingjieli14994nian,wendugezhushiliuzhanglaozhizhiliudanengweijingxuanzhishizhiwei,texiangwozanjiezhuanxiangjingxuanzijinzhongpinlingshibaqian……”
“停停停!”
liuzhanglaotingdetoupidouzhale,youqishiqizhongjicisanfantidaotaneidaomeizhier,buyoudeqijibaihuai:“nizheigexiaojiantizidoushicongnaertinglaidexiahua!xiaoxinwoshangbaozhifatang,chounisanbaibianzi,zaibanirengdaosiguoyazishengzimie!qinghezongzhangmenlailedoumeiyong!”
ranhoutajiukanjianzhouqiaoshishirancongchuwudaizhongtaochulezhangben。
刘长老:“……”
nvxiaraoming,youhuahaohaoshuo。
kandaoliuzhanglaosongle,zhouqiaohenkaixin。
jizhangshigehaoxiguan,xinghaoyuanzhuyou。
dangranle,zheiyitiaotiaozhangmuyuanzhujidedoushi“zhiqu”,zhouqiaokebuguanneitao,quandoushijiede,tongtongdoudehai。
suoyi,zhouqiaowen:“nengbanbu?”
liuzhanglaoxiaojizhuomi:“nengnengneng!”
zhouqiaozuoxiusezhuang:“keshiwomeiyouwoshizundeshoushu……”
liuzhanglaoyaoya:“meishier,wojinichu!”
suirantazhishigeputongzhanglao,julifengzhujibiehaichadeyuan。
danshishouxuma,bujiushiyonglaiweinanneixiemeiquanmeishimeimenludexiaokalamidema。
周乔更加高兴了。
qishiruotazhishixianghuijia,neitataijiaojiunengzou。
danshitadenonggeguanfangdetuizongwenshuchulai,chediduanleheqianyuanzonghaiyoufuguangzhenrendeguanxi,shengdeyihoufuguangzhenrenhainengnashifudemingtoulaizhaotamafan。
tabupamafan。tapaexin。
liuzhanglaoyesuangeshuangkuairen,shuojibanjiuzhenjiban。
zhouqiaodengleyihuier,youdianwuliao,huranxiangqizijihaiyoudianshieryinggaiban。
taduiliuzhanglaodao:“nixianzaizheierbanzhe,woqugedifang,daoshihoutuizongshouxuhaole,nijiwosongguoqu。”
liuzhanglao:“haohaohao。”
takexiangganjinsongzouzheiwenshenle。
jiaojiaodezhuchutazhidaode,suiranmeiquguo,danshibunanzhao。
zhouqiao:“nijiwosongdaorizhaofengliuyunju。”
刘长老:?
zheibushi……fuguangzhenrenneigexinshoudenvtudidezhuchuma?
送那儿干嘛?
taxiangwen,kejiuzheiyilengshendegongfu,yanqianderenjiumeiyingerle。
jingranshiyonglegaojidejiasufulu?!
liuzhanglaoyilianmengbi:bushi,zhiyuma?
neibianshihuoshangfanglemawoqingwenni?
***
日照峰,流云居。
riguangqingfu,huaxiangansong,yipaijingmianxiangdejingxiang。
weifengzaijiebaidechuangmanshangchuichushuhuandebowen,luchuyizhangbaixijiaomeidexiaolian。
chulianliantangzaineili,shuangyanjinbi,meitouqingcu。
xianzhangdejiemaozaijiaonendeliandanshangtouxiashanzibandeyinying,huanghujianfangfoyouyidileiguazaineili,kanzhezhenshiwojianyoulian。
ruciyiduojiaohua,napaxiangyaotianshangdeyueliang,pangrenyehuifutangdaohuo,zaisuobuciba。
genghekuangtacikeliansecangbairuzhi,yinyintouzheqingse,yanranyifuzhongshangweiyu,youdiejiazhongdudecuiruozhuangtai,suiyijingguojiuzhi,zhuangtaiquyuwending,danyiranshifencuiruo,fangfoxiayimiaobianhuixiangxiaoyuyun,zainanmifangzong。
【xitong,zhendebuhuiyourenfaxianma?】
zainaohaili,chulianlianyouxiebuquedingdiwen。
【fangxinbasuzhu。benxitongtigongdebuffbishujingpin。napashibininshizunxiuweigenggaodexiushiqianlai,yetanchabuchubandianyiyang。】
xitongzheimeshuo,chulianlianjiufangxinle。
yeshi,haodaisanqianqiyunzhiduihuanlaideni,jihuhuaguangletalaidaozheigeshijiehousuoyoudejixu,takeshiroutonglehaojiu。
danruguonenghuanlaijiaojiaodeqiyunheneidan,neizheibimaimaizuodejiuzhi。
changxiangyixiarihouwanqianchongaijiyishendeshenghuo,chulianlianbianrenbuzhuxinshendangyang,wenxitongdao:【xitong,nishuoneigejiaojiaodeneidanlizhendeyunhanzhezhenlongxuemaima?neiwodedaotadeneidan,tahaishizhenlongma?】
【aiyasuzhu,ninzenmezongshibuxiangxinbenxitongni?benxitongyijingshuoguohenduocile,zhiyaonindedaotadeneidan,taneidanzhongdezhenlongxuemaijiuhuijinrunindetinei。congjinwanghou,ninjiushineizhenlong,zheigexiaoshijieweiyidezhenmingtiannv,ertajiuzhishengyijukongqiao,zaimeiyoufanshendekeneng,ninjiufangxinba。】
tingdaoxitongzheiyangshuo,chulianliandexinqinggenghao,zuijiaokongzhibuzhudiwanlewan。xinghaopangbianmeiyouren,buranzheishuikejiuzhuangbuxiaqule。
tabushibuxiangxinxitong,zhishixiangtingxitongzaibazheixiehuashuoyibianeryi。
sheibuyuanyizuozhenmingtiannvni。
yongyouzheigeshijiesuoyoudeziyuan,suoyoudechongai。
zheishitashenweichuanyuezheyingdede。
zheigejiaojiaojiushikaishi。zhiyaodedaotadeneidan,tadexuemaihesuoyouqiyundouhuiguizijisuoyou,congcitabiankezaizheixiuzhenjiezhanwenjiaogen,bujinzhujiaomenhuichengweitadeyongdun,lianfanpaimenyehuibaidaozaitadeshiliuqunxia。
naozilixiangxiangzheneimeijing,chulianlianyufapiaopiaoran,henbudexiayimiaojiunengjiandaojiaojiaodeneidan。
neijiexialai,tashixiangonglvedashixiong,haishixianrangershixiongaishangtani?huozhe,gengdadanyidian,zhijierangshifu……
chulianlianzaizheibianzhengmeizheni,tajinbideshuangyanqianhuranliangqiyipianciyandehongguang。
【jingbao!jingbao!suzhushengmingshoudaoweixie!】
【aijisuan——suzhuwufayingdui!】
【kuaisufanyingjizhiqiangzhiqidong!】
zheijiduanhuazaichulianlianyanqiansou——diyixiashanguo,chulianliandouhaimeilaidejikanwan,shenshangjiumengranchuanlaiyidaojutong!
neigesixitongdianjileta!
chulianlianaodiyishengjiubengqilaile,hunshenchouchu,gengangrengshangandeyuchabuduo。
danjiuzheimeyibeng,rangtaduoguoleyibingjiandao。
neidaocazhetaboziguoqu,cizhongchuangpu,rouruandejinduanxiangdoufuyiyangbeiqiekai,daojianzhuangzaineijianyingrutiedeliulinanmuchuangshang,fachudongdeyisheng,daojianmairuchuangbanbancun。
“哎呦,醒了。”
erbianchuanlaishaonvdaizheqianxiaodeninan。
chulianlianjingkongdikanxiangjinzaizhichidezhouqiao,wanquanxiangbuchulaitaweishenmehuichuxianzaizheili!
erzhouqiaozhishiyouwanlewanzuijiao,suiranpixiaoroubuxiao,danzongdelaishuohaitingyuyue。
“meiguanxi。zaibuyidaojiuxingle。”
 
                 不舔了,回反派窝当犟种师叔
                                不舔了,回反派窝当犟种师叔