《婆婆用了我的电动牙刷后,我不忍了!》 小说介绍
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“chengzhen,nidaqingzaofashenmefeng?”tayiyanjiukandaolelajitonglideyashua,meitoulikezhouleqilai。
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kanzhetaneifuweihuqinmadeyangzi,xinlizuihouyidianwenduyexiaoshile。zheimeduonian,
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”“tadoushiweilewomenhao。”woleile。zhende。wohoutuiyibu,litayuanyidian,yelineifenexinyuanyidian。
wopingjingdikanzheta,yiziyijudishuo:“hao,nishuodedui,neishinima,nibuxianqi。
”“neiniyihoujiuzijisihounimaba。”zhouyudebiaoqingjiangzailianshang。“nishenmeyisi?”“yisijiushi,
”wochechuyigexiao,ganjuebikuhainankan,“womenlihunba。lihunxieyiwomingtianzhaolvshixiehao,fajini。
”shuowan,wobuzaikanta,zhuanshenzouhuiwoshi,“peng”deyisheng,bamenfansuo。shijiezhongyuanjingle。
**zaimenbanshang,huanhuanhuazuodaodishang。womeiyouku。zhishijuede,zheiliunian,xiangyigeyouchouyouzhangdexiaohua。
2menwai,zhouyudepaoxiaoshenggezhemenbanchuanjinlai,mohubuqing,danneiguziqijibaihuaidejinger,
wotingdemingmingbaibai。“chengzhen!nibahuashuoqingchu!lishenmehun?weileyigenpoyashuanijiuyaolihun?
ninaozijinshuile?”takaishizamen,pengpengzuoxiang。“nikaimen!bahuashuoqingchu!nizheishiweixiewoma?
”womeilita。wozuozaidishang,baozhexigai,kanzhechuangwaiganggangliangqidetian。naozilikongkongde,shenmeyemeixiang,
youhaoxiangshenmedouxiangle。xiangdaogangjiehunshi,zhouyuxinshidandandigenwoshuo,
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xiangdaotabawoxinmaidezhensishuiyinaqudangmobucadi,shuoneiliaozihualiuliude,xishuibuxing,cahuidaoshiyiliu。
meiyici,zhouyudouzaizhongjianhexini。meiyici,zuihourangbudedoushiwo。woyiweituiyibuhaikuotiankong,
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”“shenme?”zhangguifendeshengyinshunjianbagaolebadu,“lihun?weishenme?nidatalehaishimatale?
”“meiyou!jiuyinweininzaoshangyonglexiatadeyashua,tajiubayashuarengle,haiyaolihun!”duanzandechenmohou,
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shiaizhetadeyanle!wuwuwu……”zhouyukaishibenzhuodianweita:“ma,ninbieku,buguannindeshi,
shitaxiaotidazuo。”“wozenmenengbukua!woyibashiyibaniaobanilacheda,jiniqulexifu,
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wodediannao……neixieshuyuwode,woyiyangyiyang,zhengzhengqiqidifangjinqu。wojiaguolaideshihou,
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gongzikashangjiao,qiandouhuazailezheigejiali,huazailezhouyuhetamashenshang。waimian,
zhouyudagaishibatamahonghaole,youkaishilaiqiaowodemen。zheici,tadeyuqiruanlexialai,
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wozaiqujinimaigexinde,yimoyiyangde,xingleba?”wolashangxinglixiangdelalian,fachu“kada”yisheng。
ranhou,wozouguoqu,dakailemen。zhouyuzhanzaimenkou,kandaowojiaobiandexinglixiang,liandoubaile。
“ni……nilaizhende?”womeikanta,jingzhizouxiangmenkoudexieju,huanshangwodepingdixie。“zhouyu,
zheibushiyashuadeshi。”wopingjingdishuo,“shini,shinima,shizheigejia。woshougoule。
”“woshougoulewodedongxibeisuibianluandong,woshougoulewodeganshoubeishierbujian,
woshougouleniyongyuanzhihuishuo‘womaburongyi’。”wotaiqitou,zhishitadeyanjing。“nimashinima,
taburongyi,niyinggaixiaoshunta。danwoshiwo,bushinixiaoshun**daojuhexishengpin。”“congjintianqi,
nidema,nizijixiaoshunquba。”shuowan,wolazhexinglixiang,dakaidamen,touyebuhuidizoulechuqu。shenhou,
chuanlaizhangguifendejiaomashenghezhouyudenuhou。“fanletianle!zheigenvrenfanletianle!”“chengzhen!
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womodiaolezijisuoyoudelengjiao,bazijibianchengleyigemianmumohude“haoxifu”。kejieguoni?
womeiyoudedaozunzhong,zhihuanlailebianbenjialideqinfan。wonachushouji,kaiji。jishigeweijielaidian,
quanshizhouyude,haiyouyiduiweixinxiaoxi。“chengzhen,nidaodizaina?”“nizhangbenshileshiba?haiganguanjile?
”“wogaosuni,nijintianbuhuilaijiwomadaoqian,zheishimeiwan!”“nishibushizaiwaimianyourenle?
buranzenmehuiweileyidianxiaoshijiunaolihun?”wokanzheneixiechongmanzhizehecaijidewenzi,xiaole。
taconglaimeiyouxiangguo,wentichuzaitazijihetamashenshang。zaitaderenzhili,wonao,yidingshiwochulewenti。
womeihuifuta。wodakaiwaimairuanjian,jizijidianleyifenzuiguideriliaotaocan。ranhou,wojiwodefaxiao,
yigegangnadaolvshizhizhaodeguniang,jiaoxuqiao,dalegedianhua。“qiaoqiao,bangwogemang。woxianglihun。
”dianhuaneitou,xuqiaochenmolesanmiao,ranhoubaofachuyizhenhuanhu。“jiemei!nizhongyuxiangtongle!
wodengnizheijuhuadenglesannianle!shuo,neiduiqipamuziyouganshenmetiannurenyuandeshile?
”wobayashuadeshigentashuoleyibian。xuqiaozaidianhuaneitoupokoudama,gezhongzanghuadouchulaile,
madewoxinlishutanduole。“xing,zheishibaozaiwoshenshang。”xuqiaomawan,yuqibiandezhuanyeqilai,“nibiepa,
yebiexinruan。zhengju,womenyoudeshi。niyiqiangenwotucaodeneixieshi,dougoutamenheyihude。caichanfangmian,
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biegentamenchao,yiqiejiaojiwo。”gualedianhua,woxinlideyikuaidashitouluoledi。riliaosongdaole。
wozuozaichuangbian,kanzhelouxiadecheshuimalong,yikouyikoudichizhexinxiandesanwenyu。zhenhaochia。
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fanzhuoshangyongyuanshizhangguifende“yangshengjiangzuo”,zhouyude“gongzuofannao”,wozhinengzaipangbianmomoditing,
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duizigongbuhao,womenjiadebingxiangliyongyuanzhiyouwenkaishui。xianzai,woxiangchishenmejiuchishenme,
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zhouyuhezhangguifendoubuzai,gujishichuquzhaowole。yehao,shengdemafan。woyongwodeyaochidakaimen,
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bawoshengxiadeyixiezhengjian、shoushi,haiyouyixieyoujinianyiyidexiaodongxi,douzhuangjinyigebeibaoli。ranhou,
wozoudaoxuanguan,kanzheguazaiqiangshangdewomenliangdejiehunzhao。zhaopianshang,woxiaodeyilianxingfu,
zhouyuyewenroudikanzhewo。neishihou,woyiweiwomenhuizheiyangxingfuyibeizi。woshenchushou,bazhaopianzhailexialai,
fanguolai,fangzaixiejushang。zuihou,wocongyaochichuanshang,quxialeneibakaileliuniandejiamenyaochi,
qingqingdifangzailezhaopianshangmian。zaijianle,zhouyu。zaijianle,wozheiliunianyuchundehunyin。woguanshangmen,zheiyici,
womeiyouzaihuitou。4wobandaolexuqiaojiazanzhu。tayigerenzhuyigeliangshiyiting,kongzheyigefangjian,
zhenghaojiwo。“nijiuanxinzhuxia,bazheierdangzijijia。”xuqiaopaizhexiongfu,
“neiduijipinmuziyaoshiganlaisaoraoni,wobaozhengrangtamenshuzhejinlai,hengzhechuqu。”youletadezhichi,
woxinlianwenduole。diertianshigongzuori,wozhaochangqugongsishangban。gangdaobangongshi,**haimeizuore,
zhouyudedianhuajiuzhuileguolai。woguaduan,tazaida。wozaigua。fanfujicihou,
tafalaiyitiaoduanxin:“wozainigongsilouxia,nibuxialai,wojiushangqu。”wokanzheduanxin,
taiyangxuetutuditiao。zheishiweixie。tazhidaowozuizaihugongzuo,yezuiyaomianzi。woshenxiyikouqi,
huilegexiaoxi:“jiwoshifenzhong。”ranhou,wojixuqiaofaletiaoweixin:“zhouyulaiwogongsilouxiale,
kenengyaonao。nizhunbeiyixia。”xuqiaomiaohui:“luyin!luxiang!baohuhaoziji!womashangdao!
”wozoudaolouxiadekafeiting,guorankandaozhouyuzuozaikaochuangdeweizhi,yiliandeqiao。kandaowo,
talikezhanleqilai。“chengzhen,nizhongyukenjianwole。”womeizuoxia,jiuzhanzaitaduimian。“shuoba,shenmeshi。
wozhiyoushifenzhong。”tadagaimeiliaodaowozheimelengdan,lengleyixia,ranhouyazhehuoshuo:“huijiaba,bienaole。
madouqibingle,zuowanyiwanshangmeishuihao。”“e,neitayinggaiqukanyisheng,erbushilaizhaowo。”“ni!
”zhouyudelianzhanghongle,“chengzhen,ninengbunengjiangdiandaoli?yijiaren,feiyaojijiaoneimeqingchuma?
womayongyixiayashua,nirenglejiusuanle,zenmehaiyaolihun?nizheishicunxinbuxiangrangwomenjiahaoguoshiba?
”wokanzheta,huranjuedehenkebei。“zhouyu,nidaoxianzaihaijuede,zheizhishiyigenyashuadeshima?
”“neiburanni?bujiushiyigenyashuama?”tatigaoleyinliang,yindepangbianjizhuoderendoukanleguolai。
wobuxiangzaidatingguangzhongzhixiagentachao,zhuanshenjiuxiangzou。tayibalazhuwodegebo,liqidadeheren。
“nibiezou!jintianbixubahuashuoqingchu!”“fangshou!”wozhengzhazhe。“wobufang!nigenwohuijia!
”zhengzailachejian,yigejianruidenvshengchalejinlai。“xiaoyu,biegennixifulalachechede,xiangshenmeyangzi!
”wohuitouyikan,zhangguifenbuzhidaocongnalimaolechulai,shenhouhaigenzhezhouyudedayihegugu。sangeren,
xiangsanduqiang,bawoduzailekafeitingdejiaoluo。zhangguifenshanglaijiulazhuwodelingyizhishou,kaishikutianqiangdi。
“zhenzhena,macuole,majinipeibushile!majiushihaoqi,meixiangneimeduo。nijiuyuanliangmazheiyiciba!
nijiugenxiaoyuhuijiaba,a?”tayibianshuo,yibianyonghunzhuodeyanjingpiaoxiangzhouweikanrenaoderen,
fangfozaizhanshiwozheigeerxifuyouduomebuxiao,bidetayigelaorenjiaqinzilaiqiu。
dayiyezaipangbianbangqiang:“jiushiachengzhen,nipopodouzheimedanianjile,dishengxiaqidilaiqiuni,
nihaixiangzenmeyang?deraorenchuqieraoren,bietaizuole。”gugugengshizhijie:“nianqingren,
fuqiliangchuangtouchaojiachuangweihe,biedongbudongjiushuolihun。chuanchuqu,duinimingshengyebuhaoting。”tamenyichangyihe,
bawosuzaochengyigewuliqunao、budongshideexifu。zhouyukandaoyoujiarenzhuzhen,diqiyezule,
zhuazhewodeshougengjinle。“tingjianmei?dajiadourangnigenwohuijia。chengzhen,bierenxingle。
”wobeitamenweizaizhongjian,zhijuedeyizhenzhixi。jiuzaizheishi,xuqiaodeshengyinxiangyidaojinglei,
pikailezheituanwuyanzhangqi。“fangkaita!”xuqiaochuanzheyishenganliandezhiyetaozhuang,caizhegaogenxie,
qichangquankaidizouleguolai。tashenhouhaigenzhelianggeshencaigaodadenanren,kanqilaixiangshilvsuodetongshi。
tazoudaowoshenbian,yibabaikaizhouyudeshou,bawoladaotashenhou。“zhouxiansheng,”xuqiaolenglengdikanzheta,
“qingnilikesongshou。fouze,wojiuyiguyishanghaizuibaojingle。”zhouyubeitadeqishizhenzhule,
xiayishidisongleshou。zhangguifenkandaoxuqiao,lengleyixia,ranhoukaishisapo:“nisheiani?
zheishiwomendejiashi,niyigewairenchashenmezui?”“ayi,woziwojieshaoyixia。
”xuqiaocongbaolinachuyizhangmingpian,didaozhangguifenmianqian,“wojiaoxuqiao,shichengzhende**lvshi。
congxianzaikaishi,guanyutamenlihunderenheshiyi,qingzhijiegenwotan。”“lvshi?”zhangguifenshayanle。
zhouyuhedayiguguyeyilianzhenjing。tamendagaiyiwei,wozhishinaonaopiqi,hehuhehutamen。
tamencongmeixiangguo,wohuizhendeqinglvshi。“nimenjintiandexingwei,
yijingyanzhongsaoraodaowodangshirendezhengchanggongzuoheshenghuo。”xuqiaodakaishouji,
pingmushangheranshiganggangdeluyinjiemian,“woyijingquanbuluyinle。ruguonimenzaijiuchanbuxiu,womenfatingshangjian。
”zhangguifenkanzheneishouji,youkankanxuqiaoshenhouneilianggexiangbaobiaoyiyangdenanren,qiyandunshiailebanjie。
“ni……nihehusheini!”tazuiyingdao。“shibushihehu,nimenkeyishishi。”xuqiaoweiweiyixiao,
danyanshenbingleng。zhouyukanzhewo,yanshenlimanshibukezhixin。“chengzhen,ni……nijingranzhendeyaogaowomen?
”wokanzheta,yiziyiju,qingxidishuo:“shinibiwode。”5xuqiaodechuxian,xiangyipenlengshui,
jiaoxilezhouyuyijiadexiaozhangqiyan。tamenhuiliuliudizoule。kafeitinglihuifulepingjing。“meishiba?
”xuqiaopaipaiwodebei。woyaoyaotou,xinliquexiangdafanlewuweiping。wocongmeixiangguo,
wohezhouyuhuinaodaozheizhongdibu,xuyaolvshizaizhongjianchuanhua。“biexiangtaiduo。”xuqiaokanchuanlewodexinsi,
“duifuzheizhongren,jiubunengxinruan。niyueruan,tamenyuejuedenihaoqifu。”tashuodedui。huidaogongsi,
wonulibaqingxutourudaogongzuozhong。danzheijianshihaishibukebimiandichuankaile。
tongshimenkanwodeyanshendoudaizhetanjiuhetongqing。wufanshi,guanxihaodexiaozuzhangqiaoqiaowenwo:“chengzhen,
nimeishiba?yaobuyaoqingjitianjiaxiuxiyixia?”woyaoyaotou,“womeishi,xiexieguanxin。”wozhidao,
wobunengdaoxia。gongzuoshiwoxianzaiweiyidezhicheng。ruguoliangongzuodoudiule,wojiuzhendeyiwusuoyoule。xiawu,
zhouyudedianhuayoulaile。woyouyuleyixia,haishijiele。wozhidao,duoshiduobudiaode。“chengzhen。
”tadeshengyintingqilaihenpibei,meiyoulezaoshangdexiaozhang,“womentantanba,bujianmian,jiuzaidianhualitan。
”“keyi。”“nizhendeyaolihun?”“shi。”dianhuaneitouchenmolehenjiu。ranhou,
tadaizheyisichaofengdeyuqishuo:“jiuweileyigenyashua?chengzhen,nishenmeshihoubiandezheimeyouzhile?
”“zhouyu,nidaoxianzaihaizaijiujieneigenyashua。”wopingjingdishuo,“neibushiyigenyashua,neishiwodedixian。
nihenima,yiciyouyicidicaiwodedixian。woleile,buxiangzairenle。”“dixian?nigenwotandixian?
”talengxiaoyisheng,“nizhaolvshilaiwogongsilouxianao,rangquangongsiderendoukanwoxiaohua,zheijiushinidedixian?
”tazongshiyouzheizhongbenshi,baheideshuochengbaide,bacuodedoutuidaowoshenshang。
“shinixianlaiwogongsilouxiaduwode,zhouyu。shinidaizhenimahenijiaqinqilaiweigongwode。
”“woneishixiangrangnihuijia!woshinilaogong!”“congwojuedinglihunneiyikeqi,nijiubushile。
”dianhuaneitouyoushiyizhensiji。guolehaoyihuier,tacaiyongyizhongjinhuaiqiudeyuqishuo:“chengzhen,
suanwoqiunile,xingbuxing?bielihun。nixiangyaoshenme,wodoudayingni。womenbanchuquzhu,
bugenwomayiqizhule,xingbuxing?”ruguozheijuhua,tanengzaoliangnianshuo,wokenenghuigandongdetongkuliuti。
keshixianzai,taiwanle。jiuxiangyimianjingzi,suile,jiusuanyongzaihaodejiaoshuizhanqilai,yehaishiyouliehen。
wohetazhijian,xinrenheganqing,zaojiubeitamaneixiejimaosuanpidesuoshi,hetayiciyouyicidehexini,
xiaomodeyiganerjingle。“zhouyu,womenhuibuqule。”woshuo。“weishenme?!”tajihushizaihou,
“wodaodinalizuodebuhao?wozhuanqianyangjia,buchouyanbuhejiu,womashiyoudianmaobing,
danwobushiyeyizhizaizhongjiandiaojiema?niweishenmejiubunengtiliangwoyixia?”“tiliangni?”woxiaole,
xiaodeyanleidoukuaichulaile,“wotiliangni,sheilaitiliangwo?wotiliangnimaburongyi,
sheilaitiliangwobeitayongxijiaodeximiannaixilian?wotiliangnijiazaizhongjiannanzuo,
sheilaitiliangwobanyebeitatuijinfangjianbizheshenghaizi?zhouyu,nidetiliang,tailianjiale。
”neixiewocongweishuochukoudeweiqu,cike,xiangjueledidehongshui,xiongyongerchu。dianhuaneitou,zhouyuyakouwuyan。
takenengconglaidoubuzhidao,tamabeizheta,duiwozuoguoneimeduoguofendeshi。yinweiwoconglaimeishuoguo。
wojuedeshuoleyemeiyong,zhihuihuanlaitayiju“womameihuaixinyan”。“chengzhen,
wo……”tasihuxiangjieshishenme。wodaduanleta。“bieshuole,zhouyu。meiyiyile。dengwolvshidetongzhiba。
”shuowan,wogualedianhua。shouxinquanshilenghan。bazheixiehuashuochukou,biwoxiangxiangzhongyaonan,
danyebiwoxiangxiangzhongyaotongkuai。xiangshibaxinliyigehuanongdeshangkou,qinshoupoukai,balimiandelanroudouwalechulai。
suiranteng,danzonghaoguorangtayizhilanzailimian。6zhoumo,wojiedaolezhouyudedianhua。tashuo,
tabaconglaojiaganlaile,xiangjianwoyimian,dajiayiqichigefan,bahuashuokai。wobennengdixiangjujue。wozhidao,
zheiyoushiyichanghongmenyan。danxuqiaoshuo:“qu。pashenme?luyinbidaihao。
rangtamenbachouloudezuilianyicixingbiaoyangegou,zheixiedoushichengtangzhenggong。”yushiwoqule。
didiandingzaiyijiazhongcantingdebaoxiangli。wodaodeshihou,tamenyijiarenyijingdaoqile。zhouyu,zhangguifen,
haiyouwodegonggong,zhoujianguo。zhouyudedayiheguguyezai,xiangliangzunhufa,zuozaizhangguifenliangbian。yikandaowo,
zhangguifendeyanjingjiuhongle,zuoshiyaoku。zhoujianguokesouleyisheng,talikebayanleibielehuiqu。kanlai,
zaizheigejiali,zuozhudehaishizheigenanren。“chengzhen,zuoba。”zhoujianguozhilezhitaduimiandeweizhi。
wozuolexialai,bashoujifangzaishoubian,anxialeluyinjian。“tingshuo,niyaogenxiaoyulihun?
”zhoujianguokaimenjianshan。“shi。”“weishenme?”wohaimeikaikou,zhangguifenjiuqiangzheshuo:“hainengweishenme?
xianwozheigelaopoziaiyanbei!bujiuyongletayixiayashua,jinguidegenshenmeside,jiuyaosiyaohuodinaolihun!
haizhaolelvshi,yaoqugaowomen!womenlaozhoujiashizaoleshenmenie,qulezheimegejiaojiajing!”“nibizui!
”zhoujianguodengletayiyan,talikejinlesheng。tazhuanxiangwo,yuqihaisuanpinghe:“chengzhen,wotingxiaoyushuole,
zheijianshi,queshishinipopobudui。tameiwenhua,budongchenglirendeguiju,wodaitaxiangnidaoqian。”tashuozhe,
duanqichabei,“woyichadaijiu,jingniyibei,zheishijiusuanguoqule,nikanxingbuxing?
”tabaneibeichatuidaowomianqian,suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang。ruguowohele,
jiudaibiaowojieshoulehejie。womeiyoupengneibeicha。“ba,”wokanzheta,“ruguozhishidaoqian,
womenbubiyuezaizheili。zheijianshi,yebushiyibeichajiunengguoqude。”zhoujianguodeliansechenlexialai。
“neinihaixiangzenmeyang?nipopodoudaoqianle,xiaoyuyedayingni,yihoubanchuquzhu。niyigenvrenjia,
buyaotaidecunjinchi。”tahuayingangluo,zhouyudedayijiujieshangle。“jiushi!chengzhen,bushiwoshuoni,
nizheicizuodetaiguofenle!nayouxifuyinweizheidianxiaoshijiugenpoponaofan,haiyaolihunde?
nirangxiaoyudelianwangnaerge?rangwomenlaozhoujiadelianwangnaerge?”guguyeyinyangguaiqidishuo:“wokana,
jiushishududuole,xinyele。buzhidaoshenmejiaosancongside,shenmejiaoxiaoshungongpo。womenneigeniandaidenvren,
nagebushizheimeguolaide?jiunijingui!”tamenniyiyanwoyiyu,basuoyoudeguocuodoutuidaolewoshenshang。
zaitamenyanli,woyinren,shiyinggaide。wofankang,jiushidanibudao。zhouyuzuozaineili,yiyanbufa。
tadizhetou,buzhidaozaixiangshenme。wohuranjuede,zheiyimu,heqishuxi。meiyici,
zhiyaowohezhangguifenyoumaodun,tajiadeqinqijiuhuixiangzheiyang,tiaochulaizhizewo。erta,
yongyuandoushichenmodebangxiong。woxiaole。“shuowanlema?”wowen。tamenlengzhule,
dagaimeixiangdaowohuishizheigefanying。wozhanqilai,jugaolinxiadikanzhetamen。“diyi,wohezhouyulihun,
shiyinweiwomenganqingpolie,genrenherenmeiyouguanxi。nimenmeiyouzigezaizheiliduiwozhishouhuajiao。”“dier,
”wokanxiangzhangguifen,“nibushibudongguiju,nishihuai。niyongwodeximiannaicuojiao,yongwodejinghuadanghushoushuang,
婆婆用了我的电动牙刷后,我不忍了!