《来人,把贵妃的午饭换成窝窝头》 小说介绍
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《来人,把贵妃的午饭换成窝窝头》 来人,把贵妃的午饭换成窝窝头精选章节 免费试读
gongdouguanjunguifeiniangniangchongwotiaomei。woyanqiandanchuyige【gongdouyouxi】jiemian。
xianshitadangqianzhuangbeishi【xinshoumuzan】。erwobeibaoliyoutaihouqinci【miansijinpai】。
woqingleqingsangzi:“lairen,baguifeidewufanhuanchengwowotou。”1murongcuihua,dangjinshengshangxinjianjianshangderen,
dajiangjundeqinmeimei,chuanwenzhongguangkaoyidiyanleijiunengranghuangshangsantianbushangchaodeshichongerjiaobenjiao。cike,
tazhengyongneishuangjushuonenggouhunshepodedanfengyan,xienizhewo。“huanghouniangniang,ninzheishiheyi?
meimeidewushanshiyushanfangjingxinzhunbeide,shierdaocaipin,daodaodouzhanzhehuangshangdeenchong。ninshuohuanjiuhuan,
mobushi……duihuangshangbuman?”haodayidingmaozi。zhouweidegongnvtaijianmenhededaqidoubuganchu,
toumaidebijiaodidezhuanfenghaidi。wo,zhenerya,dangchaohuanghou,rugongsannian,jianlehuangshangbudaosanshimian,
cunzaiganyuedengyuyuhuayuanlideyikuaishitou。ertamurongcuihua,rugongyinian,yishichongguanliugongdeguifei。
suoyourendouyiweiwojintiansidingle。murongcuihuayezheimerenwei,tazuijiaodexiaoyidoukuailiedaoergenle。
kewoyidiandoubuhuang。yinweijiuzaitakaikoudeqianyimiao,woyanqian“ding”deyisheng,
danchuleyigebantoumingdelan**mian。
denglu《jixiangongdou》neicefuwuqi】【dangqianditu:huanggong】【nindeshenfen:huanghou】【qianfanggaonengyujing!
jiancedaonpc“murongcuihua”zhengzaiduininshiyongjineng:[hualizangdao]!
zhong……】【xingming:murongcuihua】【dengji:lv.5guifei】【zhuangbei:xinshoumuzan(gongjili+1),
yunjingongqun(fangyuli+2)】【jineng:[shichongerjiao](beidong:huodehuangshangnpchaogandushi,
qiyan+10),[lvchadejiayun](zhudong:xiaohaotili,boqutongqing)】wozhalezhayan,zaikanwoziji。
【xingming:zhenerya】【dengji:lv.10huanghou】【zhuangbei:fengguanxiapei(fangyuli+100,
weiyan+100),taihouqincimiansijinpai(beidong:huomianyicizhiminggongji,
lengqueshijian:365tian)】【beibao:xinshoulibao(weidakai)x1,
yinliangx10000】……zheihaidougeshenmejinger?zheibujiushimanjidalaohuixinshoucuntushama?
woshenzhiyoudianyuxinburen。kanzhemurongcuihuahaizaineizhanzhanzixi,dengzhewojinghuangshicuodijitapeizui,
woqingleqingsangzi。“lairen。”wodetieshengongnvxiaolongbaolikeshangqian:“niangniang,nubizai。
”wozhizheneizhuozifengshengdewushan:“baguifeidewufan,huanchengwowotou。zaipeiyidiexiancai,yiwanqingtang。
”xiaolongbaodeliandouhebaile,tuiduzizhiduosuo:“niang、niangniang……zhei……zheibuheguijua!
”murongcuihuadelian“shua”diyixiajiulvle。tamengdizhanqilai,zhizhewodebizi,
shengyindouzaifadou:“zhenerya!nigan!”【jinggao!npc“murongcuihua”duininshiyongle[zhihuqiming]!
nindeweiyan-1!】womeitouyitiao。hei,haiganzhudonggongji?womanyouyoudizhanqilai,zoudaotamianqian,
jugaolinxiadikanzheta。“meimei,bengongyoushenmebugande?”woshenchushou,qingqingfuguotatoushangdemuzanzi。
“huangshangqinzhengaimin,changshuoyaoyikusitian。bengongqiaozhemeimeizheiriziguodetaishutanle,paniwangleben。
chidianwo-wo-tou,bangnihuiyihuiyi,buhaoma?”“ni!”murongcuihuaqidexiongkoujulieqifu,
“nizheishizaixiuruwo!woyaoquzhaohuangshang!woyaoranghuangshangfeileni!
”【npc“murongcuihua”zhengzaichangshizhaohuanzhongjiboss“huangshang”!】“haoa,niqu。
zhenghaobengongyexiangwenwenhuangshang,shizuzongchuanxialaideguijuda,haishitayigeguifeidewufanda。
”wozhuantouduixiaolongbaoxialing,yuqiburongzhiyi:“hailengzheganshenme?huan!”xiaolongbaoyigejiling,
daizhelianggexiaotaijianshoumangjiaoluandibayizhuozishanzhenhaiweijichelexiaqu。buyihuier,yigepanzibeiduanleshanglai,
shangmiangulinglingditangzhelianggeyouganyouyingdewowotou,pangbianyixiaodiexiancai。murongcuihuakanzheneipanwowotou,
yanlei“pada”yixiajiudiaoxialaile。【npc“murongcuihua”zhengzaixulijineng[lihuadaiyu]!
】“huanghouniangniang……wuwuwu……ninjiusuanbuximeimei,yebugairucizuojianren……huangshangzhidaole,
huixintengde……”takudeneijiaoyigewojianyoulian。jiuzaizheishi,menwaichuanlaiyishenghongliangdetongbao。
“huangshangjiadao——!”murongcuihuayanjingyiliang,kudegengxiongle,zhijiejiuwangdishangyiruan。
【npc“murongcuihua”dui“huangshang”shiyonglejineng[lvchadejiayun]!pandingzhong……】wokanzhetazuoxi,
xinlihaowubolan。yigechuanzheminghuangselongpaodenanrendabuliuxingdizoulejinlai,tazhangde……ng,tingshuaide。
jianmeixingmu,bilianggaoting。tajiushiwoneiyinianjianbulejicidebianyifujun,huangdi,xiaoxuan。
buguozaiwoyanqiandeyouxijiemianli,tademingzishi……【xingming:xiaoxuan(gousheng)】【dengji:???
】【shenfen:tianzi】【zhuangtai:zhengzaizhixing[meirirenwu:anfuhougong]】gousheng?wochadianxiaochusheng。
huangdigoushengyijinmen,jiukandaotaxinaideguifeidaozaidishang,kudelihuadaiyu,erwo,eduhuanghou,
zhenglengbingbingdizhanzaiyipang。tameitouyizhou。【jinggao!boss“gousheng”duinidehaogandu-10!
】murongcuihuakuzhepuguoqu,baozhutadedatui:“huangshang!ninyaoweichenqiezuozhua!
huanghouniangniangta……tarangchenqiechiwowotou!”goushengdemuguangluozaineipanwowotoushang,ranhouzhuanxiangwo,
yanshenlidaizheyisizebei。“huanghou,nizheishizuoshenme?”suoyourendoudengzhetaweiguifeichutou,
feilewozheigebuzhihaodaidehuanghou。woquebuhuangbumang,duizhetayingyingyibai。“huangshang,chenqieshizaiweininfenyou。
”goushengtiaomei:“e?hechuciyan?”woyilianchentongdikaikou:“huangshangriliwanji,weiguoweimin,
xiaoyiganshi。chenqieshenweiliugongzhizhu,liyingweihougongbiaolv。jinrijianguifeimeimeijinyiyushi,puzhanglangfei,
chenqiekongtamishibenxin,wanglejiejiannailiguozhiben。guerrangtachiyichiwowotou,yikusitian,
yehaorangtamingbai,huangshangdeenchong,bushiyonglaihuihuode!”wozheihuashuodekangkaijiang,yizhengyanci。
goushengtingwan,chenmole。wokandaotatoudingshangdanchuleyigeduihuakuang。
【chufarenwu:[huanghoudejianyan]】【xuanxianga:bochihuanghou,weihuguifei。
jiangli:murongcuihuahaogandu+20,chaotingqingliuzhichilv-5。】【xuanxiangb:zantonghuanghou,tichangjiejian。
jiangli:huanghouhaogandu+10,minxin+2,guojiaqiyun+1。】goushengdemeitouningchengleyigegeda。
murongcuihuahaizaikukutiti:“huangshang,chenqiemeiyoupuzhanglangfei……”goushengkandoumeikanta,
muguangzhizhididingzhewo。jimiaozhonghou,tatoudingshangdexuanxiangbshanleyixiajinguang。tahuranhahadaxiaoqilai。
“hao!huanghoushuodehao!bukuishizhendehuanghou,shenmingdayi!”tazouguolai,fuqiwo,
shengyinhongliangdiduisuoyourenxuanbu:“guifeimurongshi,jiaosheyinyi,buzhijiejian,
fani……jiubazheipanwowotoujizhenchile!chibuwanbuzhunzou!”shuowan,talazhewodeshou,
roushengshuo:“huanghou,nigenzhenlai,zhenyoushiyunishangyi。”quanchangshihua。murongcuihuadaidaidiguizaidishang,
kanzheneipanwowotou,fangfokandaoleshenmeguaiwu。wobeigoushengqianzheshou,luguotashenbianshi,
woshenzhinengtingdaotaxinsuideshengyin。【ding!
gongxiwanjia“zhenerya”wanchengyinzangchengjiu:[dangzhehuangshangdemianweiguifeichiwowotou]!
huodejiangli:[gongdoujingyan+100],chenghao:[wowotouzhongjiezhe]!】wohuitoukanleyiyanmurongcuihua,
tazhengehenhendidengzhewo。【npc“murongcuihua”duinindechouhenzhiyidamax!
jiesuoxinguanxi:[sidi]!】youyisi。2goushenglazhewohuilewodefengyigong。yijinmen,
tajiuqiansanlesuoyougongren,baokuowodexinfuxiaolongbao。ruodadegongdianli,zhishengxiawoheta。qifenyoudianweimiao。
woyanqiandeyouxijiemianyiranwanqiangdiliangzhe。
【dangqianchangjing:fengyigong】【dangqianrenwu:yuboss“gousheng”duchu。
】【renwutishi:gaibossxingweimoshiweizhi,qingwanjiajinshenyingdui。】goushengsongkaiwodeshou,
zaidianneiduolejibu,ranhoumengdihuitoukanwo。“nijintian,weiheruci?”woanzhaoyigexianlianghuanghouderenshe,
dimeishunyandihuida:“chenqiezhishizuolefenneizhishi。”“fenneizhishi?”talengxiaoyisheng,“zhenerya,
nirugongsannian,anfendexiangzhianchun。jintianturanduimurongcuihuafanan,biegaosuzhen,nizhenshiweiletichangjiejian。
”woxinliyigedeng。zheigousheng,haoxiangbiyouxijiemianmiaoshudeyaocongming。wozhengxiangzhezenmebiangegenghelideliyou,
tatoudingshangyoudanchulexinderenwu。
【xianshirenwu:[diwangdeshitan]】【renwumiaoshu:duiyanqiandehuanghoujinxingyaliceshi,
tanchaqizhenshimude。】【renwujiangli:jiesuohuanghouyinzangshuxing。】wo:“……”haojiahuo,
yuanlaishizaijiwoshangqiangdu。woyanzhuyizhuan,juedinghuangecelve。wotaiqitou,zhishizhetadeyanjing,
yuanbenwenshundeyanshenshunjianbiandeweiquyoujueqiang。“huangshang,ninshuodedui,chenqieshiyousixin。”“e?
”goushengdexingqubeigouqilaile。wowangqianyibu,bijinta,shengyinlidaishangleyisizhanyin。“chenqieshihuanghou,
shinindeqizi!keninduojiumeilaiguofengyigongle?ninyanlizhiyoumurongcuihua!ninbatapengzaishouxin,neiwoni?
woyeshiren,woyehuijidu!”shuozhe,woyankuangyihong,liangdiyanleiqiadaohaochudigunluoxialai。【ding!
ninduiboss“gousheng”shiyonglejineng:[huanghoudeweiqu]!xiaoguopandingzhong……】goushengmingxianlengzhule。
takenengcongmeixiangguo,wozheigemutouhuanghou,yehuiyouzheimejiliedeqingxu。tatoudingderenwukuangfengkuangshanshuo。
【jinggao!shoudaoweizhiqinggangongji!boss“gousheng”xianru[hunluan]zhuangtai!】woxinlitouxiao。yanxima,
sheibuhuia。takanzhewo,banshangcaishuochuyiju:“ni……shizai……zhengchong?”woyaozhezuichun,bushuohua,
jiuyongneishuanghanleideyanjingkanzheta,bayigeyuanfudexingxiangyandelinlijinzhi。【ding!
boss“gousheng”de[hunluan]zhuangtaijiechu。】【boss“gousheng”duinindehaogandu+5。
】【goushengneixinos(jinwanjiakejian):youqu,zheimutoujurankaiqiaole。hougongzheitansishui,
zongsuanyoudianbolanle。】wo:“???”bushi,zheihuangdidenaohuilushibushiyoudianbuzhengchang?wogentachaojia,
tajuranhaijiawohaogandu?tahuranshenshou,yongzhifuqingqingcadiaowolianshangdeleishui。“haole,biekule。
shizhenlengluonile。”tadeshengyinwenroudenengqiachushuilai。danwokanzhetatoudingshangshuaxinderenwu,
zhijuedetoupifama。【zhuxianrenwugengxin:[yulujunzhan]】【renwumubiao:jinyeliusufengyigong。
】【renwujiangli:hougongwendingdu+10,huanghoushilijiesuo。
】【shibaichengfa:mingtiansuoyouzouzheneirongbiancheng“jintiannishuihuanghoulema?
”】wo:“……”zheigechengfashibushiyoudianguoyushadiaole?!goushengkanzhewo,yanshenyuelaiyueshensui,
shouyekaishibulaoshidilanshangwodeyao。“huanghou,yeshenle,women……”“dengdeng!”wotuokouerchu。
kaishenmewanxiao,woduitakemeishenmeganqing,dajiadoushibeixitongrenwubizhezouliuchengdedagongren,
meibiyaozheimetouruba!“huangshang!”wojizhongshengzhi,yilianyansudituikaita,“guoshiweizhong!
ninwangleninjinwanhaiyaopiyuezouzhema?”goushengdedongzuoyijiang。tatoudingderenwukuanghewodeshixianduishangle。
【xitongtishi:wanjia“zhenerya”jujuelenindeliusuqingqiu。】【[yulujunzhan]renwuzaoyuzhangai!
qingxuanzejiejuefangan:】【a:bawangyingshanggong。】【b:shiyongdaoju[tianyanmiyu]shuofuduifang。
】【c:fangqirenwu,mingtianmianduiyibaibian“jintiannishuihuanghoulema?”。
】goushengdelianyirouyankejiandesuduheilexiaqu。tashenxiyikouqi,sihuzaigenneigecxuanxiangzuoshusibodou。
zuizhong,tayaoyaqiebxuanxiang。zhijiantaqingleqingsangzi,yongyizhongjiqiroumadeyuqiduiwoshuodao:“erya,
zouzhenayounizhongyao。jiangshanwanli,burunimeiyanyifen。jinye,zhenzhixiangyunigongduliangxiao。”【ding!
boss“gousheng”duininshiyongledaoju[tianyanmiyu]!】【xiaoguopanding:shibai!
】【shibaiyuanyin:wanjia“zhenerya”lianpihouduchaoguojinengshangxian。】womianwubiaoqingdikanzheta。“huangshang,
ninzhidaoma,ningangcaideyangzi,henxiangwomencuntoupianguafuqiandeerliuzi。”gousheng:“……”【ding!
boss“gousheng”haogandu-20!】【ding!boss“gousheng”shoudaobaojishanghai,
xianru[shihua]zhuangtai!】tajiangzaiyuandi,zhenggerendouliekaile。wochenjihoutuiyibu,yutalakaianquanjuli。
“huangshang,ninhaishiqupizouzheba。weilejiangshansheji,chenqieyuanyidushoukongfang。”wohuashuodedayilinran,
xinlixiangdequeshi:ganjinzouganjinzou,biedanwuwokaixinshoulibao。goushengdelianseqingyizhenbaiyizhen,zuihou,
tajihushicongyafenglijichuyijuhua。“hao,henhao。zhenerya,nijizhendengzhe!”tayishuaixiuzi,
nuqichongchongdizoule。kanzhetaliqudebeiying,wozhongyusonglekouqi。【ding![yulujunzhan]renwushibai!
】【chengfashengxiaozhong……mingriquanfuzouzhejiangshuaxinweixiandingneirong。】guantani,fanzhengtoutengdeyoubushiwo。
woxinggaocailiedizuodaoshuzhuangtaiqian,cuolecuoshou。“xitong,dakaixinshoulibao!
kaiqizhong……】【gongxininhuode:】【1.daoju:[shihuashishuopenwu]x1(duirenyinpcshiyong,
[baguayingwu](weifuhua)】【4.teshuwupin:[taihoudexiawuchayaoqinghan]x1】woyanjingyiliang。
haodongxia!youqishizheigeshihuashishuopenwu,jianzhishigongdoushenqi!zhengdangwoyanjiuzheixiebaobeideshihou,
xiaolongbaoqieshengshengdizoulejinlai。“niangniang,nin……ninmeishiba?huangshangzenmefaneimedahuozoule?
”wobaibaishou:“meishi。tamingtianjiuhaole。”xiaolongbaohaishiyouxinchongchong:“keshiniangniang,
ninjintiandezuileguifei,xianzaiyourenulehuangshang,yihouderizikezenmeguoa?
”wokanzhetachoudekuaikuchulaideyangzi,xiaolexiao。“fangxinba,congjintianqi,zheigongliderizi,
caisuanzhenzhengkaishi。”yihou?yihoudangranshi,sheirewo,wojiurangsheichiwowotou。3diertianyizao,
wojiubeiyizhenjifeigoutiaodedongjingchaoxingle。xiaolongbaoliangundaipadichongjinlai。“niangniang!buhaole!chudashile!
”wodalegehaqian,lanyangyangdiwen:“zenmele?murongcuihuachiwowotouyesile?”“bushia!
”xiaolongbaodoukuaikule,“shiqianchao!shiqianchaochushile!”womanyouyoudizuoqilai。“qianchaonengchushenmeshi?
”“tingshuo……tingshuojintiansuoyoudachendishangqudezouzhe,
neirongquandoubianchengleyijuhua……”xiaolongbaodeshengyindoudexiangshaikang,
“xiededoushi……‘jintiannishuihuanghoulema?’……jushuohuangshangdangchangjiuqidezalelongyi,
xianzaizhenggetaihediandougenbingjiaoyiyang!”wo:“pu。”duibuqi,meirenzhu。zheixitongchengfa,
zhixinglihaizhenbushigaide。wodounengxiangxiangdaogoushengzaichaotangshang,
mianduizhemanchaowenwudishanglaideyibaiduofen“qinqiewenhou”,liansehuishiduomedejingcai。【ding!
jiancedaoboss“gousheng”defennuzhiyidadingfeng!duinindechouhenzhi+50!
】【huodexinchenghao:[huangdideemeng]!】woxinqingyuyuediqichuangshuxi,yonglexinjineng[yijianhuanzhuang],
jizijihuanleyishensuyadechangfu。“zou,xiaolongbao,zanmenqujitaihouqingan。
”woniezheneizhang【taihoudexiawuchayaoqinghan】,juedingqujianshiyixiazheigesongwomiansijinpaidezhongjidatui。
cininggongli,tanxiangniaoniao。taihouzhengzuozaiyizhangyaoyishang,shoulinazheyichuanfozhu,bimuyangshen。
takanqilaiwushiduosui,baoyangdeyi,lianshangmeishenmezhouwen,danmeiyujianziyouyigubunuziweideqishi。
woshangqianxingli:“erchenjimuhouqingan。”taihouhuanhuanzhengkaiyan,kanlewoyiyan,
ranhouduizhouweidegongrenshuo:“nimendouxiaquba。”henkuai,dianneiyouzhishengxiawomenlianggeren。
wotoutoudiaochuyouxijiemian,chakantaihoudexinxi。
ji:lv.99(shangxian)】【shenfen:bugwanjia·taihou】【zhuangtai:moyuzhong……】wotongkongdizhen。
bugwanjia?zheiyoushishenmexincitiao?erqiezheimingzideluanmashizenmehuishi?taihoufangxiafozhu,duanqichabei,
qingqingchuilekouqi,manyouyoudikaikoule。“yatou,zuotiangandebucuo。”tadeshengyinhenpingjing,
querangwohoubeiyiliang。tazhidao?tashenmedouzhidao?woshitanzhewen:“muhouzhideshi……”“wowotou。
”taihouhelekoucha,yanpidoumeitai,“murongjianeiyatou,zhangzhetageshifuyuandajiangjun,zaigonglihengxingbadao,
aijiazaojiukantabushunyanle。nitiaijiachulekouqi。”woxinligengjingle。zheitaihou,bujinzhidao,
erqietaidumingquedizhanzaiwozheibian。tadaodishishei?taihoufangfokanchuanlewodexinsi,fangxiachabei,
duiwozhaolezhaoshou。“guolai,zuodaoaijiashenbianlai。”woyiyanzouguoqu,zaitashenbiandexiudunshangzuoxia。
tahurancoujinwo,yadileshengyin,shuoleyijurangwochadiancongxiudunshangshuaixiaqudehua。
“nizheigejixiangongdoudexitong,shinagebanbende?aijianeigelaogudong,kadeyaosi,
liangexinshoulibaodoumeiyou。”wo:“!!!”womengditaitou,zhenjingdikanzheta。taduiwozhalezhayan,
lianshangluchuyimo“nidongde”xiaorong。wozhanglezhangzui,bantianshuobuchuhualai。
“nin……ninyeshi……”“wanjia?”taihouxiaole,“aijiakebushi。zhunquelaishuo,
aijiashizheigeyouxide……qianrengm。houlaixitongchulebug,wodequanxianbeisuole,
haibeianshanglezheimegeluanmamingzi,jiuzhinengdanggeyougaojizhuangbeideputongnpc,tiantianzaizheiermoyu。
”woganjuewodeshijieguanbeizhongsule。hezhewozheishijinlegmdeyanglaoyuan?“nei……huangshangni?
”worenbuzhuwen。“goushenga,”taihouyilianxianqidipiepiezui,“tashigedaomeidan。
beixitongqiangxingbangdingletianzijiaose,tiantianbeibizhezuorenwu,wanbuchengjiudejieshouchengfa。birujintianneigezouzhe,
zeze,taicanle。”wozuijiaochouchu。ganqingzheihuanggongli,chulewo,quanshiyaomoguigui。yigeqianrengmtaihou,
yigebeixitongbangdingdedaomeidanhuangdi。haiyouyige……“neimurongcuihuani?tayeshi……?”“ta?
”taihoulengxiaoyisheng,“tabuyiyang。tashigekejinwanjia。tagemurongtiezhuzaibianjiangdazhang,jiaohuodezhanlipin,
quanbeitahuanchengyouxiyuanbao,yonglaimaidaojuhejinengle。nineige[xinshoumuzan]depanduanshicuode,
tazuotiantoushangdaide,shihualewuqianyuanbaomaide[pingpingwuqidemuzan],shuxingshi‘banzhuchilaohushi,
mihuoxing+200%’。”wodaoxiyikouliangqi。haojiahuo,yuanlaihaishigev5dalao!
woshuotazenmeganneimexiaozhang,ganqingshibeihouyourenminbichengyao。“neinini?”taihoukanzhewo,
“nizenmehuituranchuxianzaizheigefuwuqili?”wolaoshihuida:“wobuzhidao,woyijuexinglai,
jiuchenghuanghoule,ranhoujiukandaolezheigejiemian。”taihoumozhexiaba,ruoyousuosi。
“qiguaile……zheigeneicefu,anlishuozaojiuguanbilecaidui。nishizenmejinlaide……”tazhengsisuozhe,
yigexiaotaijiancongcongpaolejinlai。“taihouniangniang!buhaole!guifeiniangniang……guifeiniangniangzaiyuhuayuanshangdiaole!
”4wohetaihougandaoyuhuayuandeshihou,neiliyijingweileyiquanren。murongcuihuayishenbaiyi,
zhanzaiyikewaibozishuxia,bozishangsongsongkuakuadixizheyitiaobailing,lingyiduandazaishuchashang。
takudeneijiaoyigejingtiandongdi,fangfoshouletiandadeweiqu。“wobuhuole!huanghouniangniangbisiwo!
huangshangyebuguanwo!wohuozhehaiyoushenmeyisi!wuwuwu……”zhouweidefeipinmenjiaotoujieer,
duizhewozhizhidiandian。goushengyezai,tadelianheidexiangguodi。gujishibeizaochaodezouzheqidebuqing,
xianzaiyoupengshangzheizaoxinshi,zhenggerendouchuyubaozhadebianyuan。wosaoleyiyanmurongcuihuadejiemian。
【npc“murongcuihua”zhengzaishiyongjineng[yikuernaosanshangdiao]!
】【jinengxiaoguo:duizhouweisuoyounanxingnpczaocheng[xinruan]debuff,
dui“huangshang”zaocheng[kuijiu]xiaoguofanbei。】【dangqianzhuangbei:[rouruobaiyi](fangyuli-10,
boqutongqinggailv+30%),[cuileishoupa](shiyonghou,yanleifenmisudu+50%)】**,
zhuangbeidouhuanle!zheikejinwanjiaguoranbuyiyang,daojushizhenduo!goushengkanzhemurongcuihua,meitoujinsuo,
toudingshangyoudanchulerenwukuang。【jinjirenwu:[zhengjiuaifei]】【renwumubiao:zuzhimurongcuihuazijin,
binganfuqiqingxu。】【renwujiangli:murongcuihuahaogandu+30,hougongwendingdu+5。
】【shibaichengfa:huodechenghao[fuxinhan],quanshuxing-10%,chixuyizhou。】goushengdequantouyingle。
tazhuanguotou,henhendidenglewoyiyan。【ding!boss“gousheng”duinindechouhenzhi+20!】wozhenyuanwang,
tazijiyaoshangdiao,guanwoshenmeshi?murongcuihuajianhuangshanglaile,xiyandegengzule,jiaoxiayideng,
zuoshijiuyaobajiaoxiadeshitoutikai。“huangshang!ninbieguolai!ninyaoshizaiwangqianyibu,
chenqiejiu……jiusizaininmianqian!”goushengguorantingzhulejiaobu,yuqiyeruanlexialai。“cuihua,nibiezuoshashi!
kuaixialai!youshenmeweiqu,zhenweinizuozhu!”murongcuihuadengdejiushizheijuhua。taleiyanposuodikanzhewo,
shenchushouzhizhewo。“huangshang!chenqiebuyaoshenmebuchang!chenqiezhiyaohuanghouniangniang……weizuotianxiuruchenqiedeshiqing,
jichenqieketourencuo!”zheihuayichu,quanchanghuaran。ranghuanghoujiguifeiketourencuo?
zheishiyaobawodeliananzaidishangmocaa!goushengdelianseyebiandeshifennankan。tatoudingderenwukuangfengkuangshanshuo,
xianranxitongyezaipandingzheigeyaoqiudehelixing。suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang,dengzhekanwozenmeyingdui。
wohaimeikaikou,shenbiandetaihou,zheiweiqiangm,xianyouyouditanlekouqi。“ai,xianzaidenianqingren,
zhenshitaixiangbukaile。”tayibianshuo,yibiancongxiuzilitaochuleyige……kuoyinlaba?【ding!
bugwanjia“taihou”shiyonglezizhidaoju[foxichiguadalaba]!】zhijiantaihouqingleqingsangzi,
duizhelabahandao:“guifeia,nitingaijiayijuquan。zheikeshudefengshuibuhao,shangdiaohuiyingxiangxiabeizitoutaide。
nikantazhangdezheimewai,yikanjiushigebuzhengjingdeshu。niyaoshizhenxiangsi,aijiazhidaoyougedifang,
jingfugonghoumiandeneikoujing,dongnuanxialiang,shuizhiqingche,shishangxuandefengshuibaodia!
”murongcuihua:“……”gousheng:“……”suoyouren:“……”murongcuihuazhenggerendoujiangzaileshuxia,
yanleidouwangleliu。takenengzheibeizidoumeitingguozheimelipudequanjia。
taihouhaizaijixuduizhelabahan:“niyaoshixianjinglileng,xishanneibianhaiyougexuanya,fengjingtebiehao,
tiaoxiaquhainengshunbianxinshangyixiadahaoheshan。niyaoshixuyao,aijiakeyipaibataidajiaosongniqu,
baozhengfuwuzhoudao!”【ding!npc“murongcuihua”dejineng[yikuernaosanshangdiao]beiqiangxingdaduan!
】【xitongpanding:zaoyujiangweidaji,jinengxianrulengque,24xiaoshineiwufazaicishiyong。
】murongcuihuayizhangqiaolianbiedetonghong,shangyebushi,xiayebushi,guazaishushang,xianggebeifenggandelarou。
wochadiandangchangxiaochusheng。jianghaishilaodelaa!qiangmyichushou,jiuzhiyoumeiyou!
goushengdezuijiaoyezaifengkuangchouchu,xianranyebeizijiqinmazheibocaozuojixiudaole。tazouguoqu,
yibajianghaizaifalengdemurongcuihuacongshushangchelexialai。“naogoulemeiyou!haixianbugoudiurenma!
 
                 来人,把贵妃的午饭换成窝窝头
                                来人,把贵妃的午饭换成窝窝头