《我靠出马成名了》 小说介绍
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renjiuxiangshiyigerongqi,jingyuanhunpodouzhuangzailimian,zheixieeguilaixiqujingyuan,doushiyaokaoganyingde。
yibandoushishentibuzenmehaodegengrongyibeifaxian,jiuxiangshirongqixielouweidaochuanchuquleside。
而这个老爷子…
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“nizheishouyixingzoujianghu,meisizhenshinimingda。”
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“…dagu,nengshangshenma…”
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算是开了眼界!
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甚至还会口吐鲜血…
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yuanbenmimanzhedexuewu,jingyoubeiqusanzhishi。
ertaomujianzaiwoshouzhongyekaishichunchunyudong。
我靠出马成名了