《勇斗奇葩婆家》 小说介绍
yongdouqipapojiajiangshulesunnanbaohuanhuanzaiyunshangzhoujingxingoujiandeshijiezhongdemaoxiangushi。sunnanbaohuanhuanmianduizhewushudetiaozhanhekaoyan,zhanxianchujianqiangdeyizhiheguorendezhihui。tongguoyuhuobanmendehezuoyunuli,sunnanbaohuanhuanzhujianchengzhangweiyiweizhenzhengdeyingxiong。wobailebaishou,dayilinrandekanzheta,baichuyifuwomendoudongdeyangzi。tahaixiangzaishuoshenme,ketaxianqiandeneixie……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihecijideqihuanshijie。
《勇斗奇葩婆家》 第二章 免费试读
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五、
poposanrenkanzhewodaizhebamalinzhedabaoxiaobaojinjiudianshiliandouqiheile。
woganmangzhaohutamensangeren:“nimenshazhanzhegansha,wobamalaileyebujiannimendabashou,zenme,shibugaoxingwobamaguolaiyiqilvyouma?”
sunnanbaoganxiaoleliangsheng,danaiyuwobamazai,zhinengbuqingbuyuandeshangqianjieguozuiqingdeyijianxingli。
popohegonggongzhanzaiyibian,dongdoumeidong。
mingyanrendoukandechufenweibutaidui,kekewobamaqueshouchongruojing。
bijingbeitamenwanfenmanyideqinguyefuwukeshitouyizao。
womagengshixiaodehebulongzui。
tapailepaisunnanbaodejianbang,juqidamuzhikuata:“wojiushuowoguyeqinkuai,youbenshiyouyouxiaoxin,woguoranmeikancuoren!”
sunnanbaozhoulezhoumei,buzhehenjidebikaiwomadeshou。
popolenghengyisheng:“qinjiamu,nipaiwoerzizuoshenme?woerzizuixihuandekehaishiwo,nikebiexiangqiang!”
tayuqijiaoao,jiuxiangshizheigeerziyouduolebuqiyiyang。
wokanjianwomazuijiaochoulechou,danaiyusunnanbaoshiwodezhangfu,daodimeizhijiefahuo。
womapiqibaozao,nandexiangjintianzheimerenqitunsheng。
真是难为她了。
wobashigehanhan,daoxianzaizheigedibujuranhaimolemonaodai,youxieqiguaidewenwo:“huanhuana,zheinandaobushinihenanbaodemiyuema,zenmenipopotamenyegenguolaile?”
womazheicaifanyingguolai,youxieyihuodekanxiangsunnanbaoyijiaren。
wopopolizhiqizhuang:“wojiabaobaochulaiwan,wonengbugenzhe?wanyitazaiwaibianchuleshenmeshi,huanhuannengbangzhezheta?baobaokeshiwocongxiaokandaodade,kebunengchuleshenmeyiwai!”
womabeipopoyidunhuachedidaizhu。
tajingyadekanzhepopo,manlianchayi:“nishibushinaoziyoubing?zheishiwonverhenierzijiehun,bushinihetajiehun!”
popolenghengyisheng:“xiangnizheizhongzhishenglenverderenshishuobutongde!”
她话说完转身就走。
wopailepaihailengzaiyuandidemamashiyitaganjinzhuishangqu。
“ma,xianzaijiudianfangjianjinzhang,buguohaozaigangganggonggongpopodingdedoushibiaojian,daoshihounimenhetamenjijijiuxing。”
womahaimeishuohua,zouzaiqianmiandepopoquemengdihuitou:“shenme!niyaowohetashui?bukeneng!”
wotanlekouqi,jiazhuangwunaiquechongnidekanzheta:“popo,nibienao,niyaoshizaizheiyangneiniwanshangjiushuidatingba,rangwomayigerenyijian,fanzhengfangjianshiwodingde,daoshihouwozhijietuilejiuxing,haijiwoshengqianleni!”
sunnanbaobuzantongdekanxiangwo:“huanhuan,nizheishishenmehua,womazenmekenengnengshuidating?”
wopailepaishou,meilita,xiaomimidekanxianggongpo:“aishuishui,bushuigun。”
bijingfangjianzhangwozaiwoshouli,gongpozhongyubuganzaishuohua。
wanshang,womajiwofayuyin。
tadeyuqidaizheyisibuman:“huanhuan,jintiannidetaidubuhaoa,tazaizenmeshuoyeshinidepopo,nizenmenengyongzheizhongyuqihetashuohuani?”
“wozheimeduonianjiaodaonizunjinglaoren,kanlainihaishimeitingjinqu……”
“ninianjidale,xianzaichibangyeyingle,lianwodehuadoutingbujinqulema?”
woanmieshouji,buqukanwomajiwofalaideyizhangchuanyizhangchuanxiaoxi。
dele,haoxindangzuolvganfei。
womaxianzaishuodezheimehaoting,danbuzhidaohepopoxiangchuyiwanshangzhihouhaishizheifuyangzima?
wohesunnanbaojiehun,yijingsuanshijizuletamianzi。
jiexialaibuguanwobawodehunyinguodezenmeyang,douyoubudetazaichashoufenhao。
六、
diertianwogangdaodating,faxianwobamahegongpojuranzaojiudengzaixiamianle。
womamanlianqiaocui,kanshangquyiwanshangdoumeixiuxihao。
fandaoshipopo,rongguanghuanfa。
tayibianwanglianshangmozheangguidehufupin,yibianbiandiwoma:“nikankannineipifu,zezeze……”
fandaoshiwobamanlianhongguang,kanshangqujingshenjihao。
gonggongkusangzhelian,kanxiangwo:“huanhuan,jinwanrangnibahenimashuiyijianba,wohewolaoposhui,nibaneihulushengxiangdewoyigewanshangdoumeishuizhe。”
wobabuhaoyisidenaotou,womadaoshiyifanchangtaimeiyoujujue。
kongpazheiyigewanshangtaguodehenbiequ。
popozhanglezhangzui,buzhidaoxiangdaoleshenme,zuihouyijuhuayemeishuo。
benlaijintiandexingchengpopoqueturanfanhui。
tarangrangzhejintiantaiyangtaida,huishaishangtadepifu。
sunjiadexiaogongzhuyifahua,shengxiadeneilianggerenziranxintengdeyaosi。
likedadingzhuyiyaozaijiudianpeita。
popoxinmanyizudeduqizui,yaowuyangweidepielewoyiyan。
womazaibenyeyishidaolebudui,tadanyoudekanlewoyiyan,woqueyaoleyaotou。
tamenbuchuquwan,womenqujiushile,hebizaiyi?
wohewobamachulemen,womaduocixiangkaikouzhaohuati,dandoubeiwofuyanguoqu。
taturanjiumoleyibayanlei:“huanhuan,nizheishizaiguaiwoma?wozheinandaobushiweilenima?nidousanshile,nizhidaowaibianderenshizenmeyilunnidema?”
wodaduanta,zhishitadeyanjing,beiqixiaole。
“ma,nineibushiweilewo,shiweilenizijidemianzi!”
tadexiaoxinsibeiwochaichuan,dunshiyouxiexiabulaitai,tanaoxiuchengnudekanzhewo。
我倒是无所谓。
fanzhengcongxiaodaodawomadoushizheiyang。
wozhishiyigejitazhengmianzidegongjueryi。
tachuchubawoheqitarenbijiao,chengji,moyang,hunyin……
wozhiyoutingtadehua,tacaimanyi。
yaoshiwoyouzijidexiangfa,tajiuyaoxunsimihuo。
duiyuwojiehunzheijianshi,tagengshijiweizhongshi。
tadenverzenmenengbujiehun?
bujiehunjiushidanibudao!
xiangdaoyiqiandeshiqing,woduijiexialaideyouwanyeshiqulexingqu。
woyigerenxialeche,dasuanhuijiudianxiuxi。
kegangzoudaofangmenkou,wojiutingjianwohesunnanbaodefangjianchuanlaipopodeshengyin。
“tabusheng?nijiubuhuiyongzhenzaitaoshangzhajigedong?daoshihoutayoulehaizi,babingjiuzaiwoshoushangle,wokantahaizenmexiaozhang!”
七、
yuanlaibuchuquzhuyijiudazaizheilile?
zhizouworanhouzaixiangbanfaduifuwo?
menlimianpopodeshengyinyidiandoubuting,wotingjiantayuqiyansudezhiwensunnanbao:“nibiewangleniqutashiganshenmede!wohejiangshanghuantamadapaideshihoudoutingshuole,tajiasantaofangchan,nihetajiehunkebiewangledaoshihouzaineixiefangchanshangjianidemingzi,daoshihounihetalihunyesuanshibulangfeinideshijian!”
“xiangtaneizhongnvren,haixiangjinwojiademen?yaobushikanzhetajialiyoujigeqian,sheiyaotazheizhonglaonvren?zheiduanshijianweiqunilebaobei。”
哈。
woshuosunnanbaoxianqianweishenmeduiwozheimeyinqin。
yuanlaihewojiehunjiushiweilezhei?
wohaimeisinijiudawojiafangzidezhuyi?
wohuanhuansongkaimenbashou,jirantamenyijiadadeshizheigezhuyi,neiyebuyaoguaiwobukeqi。
八、
sunjianeikuaidichuanchuleyaochaiqiandexiaoxi。
gonggongpopoxixiaoyankaigenbenmeixinsizaizheililvyou。
sunjiayezhishigexiaokangjiating,quanjiazhiyousunnanbaoyirenzaiwaibianzhengqian,ketayigeyueqiqiandegongzibuzhidaoweishenmejuranhaigouyanghuotabama,shenzhinengguoshanghaibucuoderizi。
但拆迁这可是大事!
zheiyiweizhetamenlaosunjiawanquannengkaozheifangziyixiazipingbuqingyun!
sunjianeigelaofangziyoujiangjinliangbaipingfang,yaoshichaileyicixingzhishaonengnadaowubaiwan!
woliketiyimaijipiaomabutingtideganlehuiqu。
poposuiranbutaimanyiwozenmejiji,danshikanwolisuodedingpiao,yemeishuoshenme。
zhishizaibeidilijinggaowo:“wozhidaonidongdeshenmenaozi,danzheifangzishisunjiade,henibanmaoqianguanxidoumeiyou!”
sunnanbaobaoqiandekanzhewo:“huanhuan,nifangxin,suiranzheitaofangzimeinidefen,danwomenbijingshifuqi,wodejiushinide!”
woxiaomimidediantou,biaomingwogenbenbuzaihuzheifangzi。
popohuyidekanlewohenjiu,jianwomiansemeiyouyiyang,caibanxinbanyideshouhuishixian。
我说的确实没错啊。
zheifangzihewodedequequeshimeiyouguanxi。
danhesunnanbaoyiduibobobomukeshidayouguanxia!
bijingsunjianeidongfangzifangchanzhengshangxiedekebuzhitamenliang!
popoxixiaoyankaidewangjiagan,woyexixiaoyankaideaigetongzhisunjiaqinqi。
woxianglaishihengongpingde,suoyizhiyaohefangzizhanyidianguanxideqinqi,wodoutongzhidaoweile。
popozaiwohesunnanbaojiehunhoujiubawolajinlesunjiadejiazuqun,yiqianwangwangyoudianxiaoshi,tadouyaorengzaizheigequnlijiang,rangtamenjitapingli。
现在倒是方便了我。
doushitajiadeqinqi,xingziziranyedouchabuduo。
tamenziranyebuganxinkanzhesunnanbaoyijiapingbaiwugudelezheimeduoqian。
renzuikepade,jiushijidu。
sunnanbaosangerenqianyimiaohaizailehehedexiache,xiayimiaojiukanjianmenkouweizheyiduiren。
tamenlianshangdexiaoyidiandianjiangzhu。
weishoudesunjiadaboyanjian,yixiazijiukanjianlewomenjige,tamengdepaileyixiapangbianzhanzhededabomu。
dabomuyinyangguaiqidao:“yo,xiaodi,nimenzhongyushedehuilaile,kejiaowomenhaodenge。”
wogonggongyeshigeruandan,zaitagemianqianjiuhegeanchunyiyang。
wopopodaoshisheidoubupa。
tadiazhesangzijiaoleshengdage,badabomuqideliansetieqing。
“dage,nimenzenmelaiwojialeya。”
dabolenghengyisheng,tashenhoudeqitarenbiebuzhuchazui:“zheisunjialaozhaiyaochaiqian,nizenmebuhewomenshuoyisheng?zheifangzikebushiniyigerende!”
popohaixiangzaimanzhe,keneiduirenyeshirenjing。
pingrilimeishenmeliyichongtudajiadoushicimeishanmudehaoqinqi。
danxianzaikeshizhengzhengwubaiwana!
sheihaizaihuneixiebiaomiangongfu?
jianzangbuzhu,popoyebianlelianse。
“nimenlaiganma!fangchanzhengshangzuiduoyezhiyoudageyigerendemingzi,nimenzaichaoyeduobuleyifenqian!”
popodaoshicongming,baweiyiyigezaifangchanzhengshangyoumingziderenlachulaijitamendangdao。
qitarenyebushishazi,kanchupopobuxiangjitamenfenqian,yigegeqihongleyan。
gangkaishiyezhishibanzui,houlaibuzhidaosheichenluanshanlepopoyigedazuibazi,neichangmianjiubukekongzhile。
jishigerensidazaiyiqi,popoyijiarenbeienzaidishangbeizoudeaoaojiao。
wozaojiuyuanyuandeduokai,shengderemafan。
dankanzhepopoyijiachadianbeidasihaishirexinchangdebaolejing。
dengjingchacongcongganlai,popoyinyiweiaodelianyijingzhongdehezhutouyiyangle。
九、
sunjiayidajiazidoubeisongjinlejingjuhecha,danzheibijingshitamenzijiarendeshiqing,jingchayebuhaoduoguan。
popoyi**zuodaodishangaoaodaku,shuozijimeiqian。
sunjiaqitarenkukoupoxindequangonggong,shuotamencaishitongxingdeyijiaren,popodaodiyesuangewairen。
dabopailepaigonggongdejianbang,tanlekouqi:“xiaodi!nikankannixianzaichengleshenmeyang,juranhaitingnvrende,qiguanyannizijibujuedediurenma!ziguyilainanrencaishiyijiazhizhua!”
gonggongzheixienianchuchubeipopoyazhe,xinliduoshaoyeyoudianbushiziwei,tingdaozheihua,tadashouyihui:“laofangziqueshiyaochaiqianle!zheiyangba,womenjialihaiyouyibaiwancunkuan,denghuihuiquwojinimenfenle,bijingchaiqianhaibuzhidaoshashihoulei,nimennaleqian,jiubiezailaizhaowomenyaochaiqiankuan。”
孙家人一片欢呼。
tazheiyifanhuashuodepoposhunjiancongdishangpaqilaichaotanuhou:“ninaoziyoubinga,neishiwodeqian,weishenmeyaofenjitamen!“
kegonggongzaojiubeisunjiarendehaohuachonghunletounao,tayibatuikaipopo:“nanrendeshi,nichashenmezui!”
popoqijibaihuai,dantayigerenyeniubuzhusunjiaren。
shiqingjiejuele,sunjiarengenzhegonggongbajialideqiandoufenle,yigegemeizizidegehuigejia。
sunnanbaokanzhelingluandewuzi,yeyouxiemaiyuan:“ba!niganshayaojitamenqian?neikeshiyibaiwan!”
sunjiarenzoule,gonggongdediqiyejiuruole,tacuolecuoshou:“wozheiyeshiweilenimenkaolvbushi,xianzaijiletamenyibaiwan,daoshihouzanmenwubaiwannadaoshou,jiuhetamenbanmaoqianguanxidoumeile!”
woyezantongdediantou:“bashuodedui!haideshibaxiangdezhoudao。”
popomengdeyipaizhuozi,yuandudekanxiangwo:“jiangshanghuan!shibushinizheige**yanhongbawojiayaochaiqiandeshihetamenshuo!burantamenzenmehuiguolai!”
wolikejuqishuangshou,wugudao:“ma,qiaonizheihuashuode,nanbaodouhewoshuole,tadejiushiwode,wozaizenmeyangyebuhuiheqianguobuquba!”
woyuguangyipie,kanjiansunnanbaoetouyouxielenghan。
taniuzheshou,kanshangquyouxiejinzhang。
sunjiafangziyaochaiqiandeshiqinggangchulaibujiu,wojiuzhuangjianguotajitabiaogedadianhua。
tabiaogekeshirenzhonglongfeng,jushuomeigeyuedounengzhuanjiwankuaiqian,pingrilichuchuyatayitou。
zheicitajiafangzichaiqian,sunnanbaozhongyuyouzibendaotamianqianxuanyaole。
guaibudetaxianzaizheimejinzhanglei,kongpashiyiweishitabiaogexieluchuqude。
wozirenweishigexianneizhu,wolaogongnandezuozheizhongcongmingshi,neiwokendingdehewogongposhuoa。
woyipainaozi,kanxiangsunnanbao:“laogong~wokannizuotianhebiaogedadianhua,shibushinibawomenjiafangziyaochaiqianzheijianshixieluchuqula,niyezhenshide,haidewomenjiabaibaisunshiyibaiwan!”
孙楠宝真好~
成了我的替罪羊。
beiwochaichuan,sunnanbaogengjiajinzhang,tahaixiangfanbo,jiubeitamahenhenchouleyigedazuibazi。
“nijiuzheimeguanbuzhunidezui!!shenmeshidouyaodaowaimianxuanyao!!xianzaihaole,yibaiwanmeile!!”
yixiangwenroushirendepopozheixiazhongyukongzhibuzhuluchuletabenlaidemoyang。
sunnanbaotiaojianfanshesesuoleyixia。
wodangzaitashangqian,chaotawenrouyixiao。
woshuo:“ma,nixianbiejinzhang!wohaiyouyiji,daoshihoubaozhengninengnadaoshuangbeideqian!”
十、
“ma,chaiqianshianrentoufenfangzide,yaowoshuo,niburuxianzaizaihuaiyige,daoshihouyounengduoyifenqian!”
popofanji:“nizheimenianqing,zenmenizijibushengyige?”
womoleyibayanlei:“ma,woshihuahenishuoba,woqishibuyunbuyu!”
wozheijuhuafangfojingtianpili,bazheisangerenjingdemudengkoudai。
jiletamenyibangzi,woyoujixujitamenhuadabing:“woshidushengnv,haishengbulehaizi,ma,woxianghaole,woniangjiasantaofangchandengnidaoshihoubahaizishengxialai,jiuxiebaobaodemingzi,yesuanshiwoduinimendebuchang。”
wozheiyifanhuashuodeqingzhenyiqie,poposhangqianpengzhewodeshou,zhikuawoshigedongshidehaohaizi。
我表面上笑眯眯。
sunnanbaoyouyudezoudaowomianqian:“huanhuan,nizhendeshengbulehaizi?”
womanyanshenqingdedianlediantou。
tamianshangyouxiejidong,woyebuzhidaotachoushenmefeng。
tawozhuwodeshou:“huanhuan,nifangxin!wobuhuijieyinidecanjide!”
woxiaomimidepaikaitadeshou。
shengbulehaizijiushicanji?
况且……
haizizaitayanlizenmekenengbuzhongyao?
tamenjiazaojiuxiangyaogenanhaijisunnanbaochuanzongjiedaile。
ersunnanbaoqueshixianzaizheifutaidu。
zheiqizhongkendingyoushenmemaoni!
十一、
suiransunjiakuileyibaiwan,danbijingyitaofangziyaochaiqian,mashangjiunengnadaowubaiwan。
wopopoyixiangdaotamashangyeyaochengweiyouqianren,duiwodetaidugengshibuzaizhuangmozuoyang。
yaobushiweilewojianeisantaofangzi,pashizaojiurangtabaobeierzihewolihunle。
jingguogonggongyigeyuedexinkunuli,popozhongyuzaitawushibasuineinianruyuanhuaishanglediergehaizi。
youleneigehaizizhihou,kenengshiyunqideyingxiang,popogengjiaxihuanzuoyao。
sunnanbaohewomeitianshangban,zhiyouwanshangcaihuilai,jiuyijingbeipopozuodenaodaidoudale。
gengbietiwokeliandegonggongle。
zaijialitayouchenglepopodebaomu,popozhiyaoshaobushunxinjiuduitayidunruma,taweileduzilidehaizi,yezhinengfenfenbupingdeshouzhe。
buguotayemeijianchiduojiu,jiushizaishoubulezhaoshanglewo。
“huanhuan,nimaxianzaihuaizheyun,woyigedananrenyebuhaosihou,wokanyaoburannibiequshangbanle,zaijiasihouwolaopojiuxing!”tayizhengyancideshuochuzheifanhua,wojihuyaoxiaole。
“ba,qiaonizheihuashuode,wosihouwopopozheibushitianjingdiyima?danshizanmenjiazheigeqingkuangniyedouzhidao,quankaowohenanbaolaiyanghuoyijiaren,woyaoshibugongzuole,nahainengzhuanqian?daoshihoupopozhibudingyouyaoshuowoshenme!”wozhuangzuohenweinandeyangzidao。
gonggongyiyaoya,congkoudailitaochuyizhangka。
woyiyanjiurenchulaineishitabeizhepopocundesifangqian,kanlaizheiciqueshishixialexuebenle。
woxiaomimidejieguo,pailepaixiongfu:“ba!manijijiaojiwoba!nizhiguanfangxindadandezaiwaibianwan!”
gonggongshenseyijiang,suihouyouxiebuzirandedaduanwo:“nishuodezheishishenmehua!”
laodeng,zhiyaoqiandaoshou,woguanniwandeduohua,nijiusuanshisiwaimian,yehewobanmaoqianguanxidoumei。
你还真当你是我爹?
十二、
popodeduziyitianbiyitianda。
weilefangzhipopojieyunfudemingtouzuoyao,wotiantianzaijialimocaidao。
popojuedewoyoubingbuganrewoyebuganshihuanwo,wobaidelegonggongdesifangqian。
gonggongdaoshiwuzhaiyishenqing,zhengtiandaizaiwaibianlebusishu,genbenbuxianghuijia。
“jiangshanghuan,peiwoyiqiqujiwoerzisongtangqu!”
wolimazhanqishen,naqicheyaochiyinqinkaikou:“neiwomenzouba!”
poposhenshidekanlewohaojiyan,jianwomeishenmeyichangzheicaidunangzhekaikou:“jintianshifashenmeshenjinglezheimejiji。”
hewolaogongdemamayiqiquzhuowolaogongchugui,zheinengbujijima!
想想都**!
popopahaishibeisunnanbaomengzaiguli。
qianxierizi,sunnanbaoneifuqiguaidetaiduzaojiuyinqilewodehuaiyi,suoyiwochentashuijuetoutoukanletadeshouji。
bukanbuzhidao,yikanheyitiao。
taguoranmanzhewomensuoyourentoutouzaihetashangsigaodixiaqing!
guaibudetayigeyueqiqiankuaiqianhaiguodeneimezirun,ganqingshiyourenzaitiebuta!
suiranwoduisunnanbaomeiganqing,danwozuoweiyigeqizi,yebuhuirongrenzhangfudebeipan。
wozhengdasuanguoduanshijiandengshoujiquansunnanbaochuguidezhengju,daoshihouzhijieshangfayuanqisulihun。
hunneichugui,sunnanbaozhinengjingshenchuhu。
wopeizhepopolaidaosunnanbaogongzuodedifang,haimeishangloujiubeiqiantailanxiale。
“ayi,nimenzhaosheia,youyuyuema?”
popoxianglaizhuzhongbaoyang,danzheiduanshijianzaoyuletaiduoshi,zhenggerendouqiaocuilebushao。
suirantakanshangqulaolehenduo,dantabufangaitayaolian。
tapengzheduzizoudaoqiantaishenqian,naoxiuchengnu:“shenmejiaoayi?woyouzheimelaoma?!nishibushixiaa,lianwodouburenshi!wolaizhaowojiaerziyaoshenmeyuyue?xiaoxinworangtabanijiegule!”
popomeishangguoshenmexue,tayizhiyiweijingliyijingshiyijiagongsizuidingcengdelingdaorenle,ersunnanbaoweiletazijidemianziyeconglaimeijieshiguo。
sunnanbaozhishiyigexiaojingli,nanengyoubenshisuiyijieguren?
kepopoquebuguan,taduiqiantaiyilianchuanzhouma,barenjiaxiaojiejiedouhekule。
bushaogongsiliderendouweileguolai,zaiyipangqieqiesiyu。
popozirenweichuzaishangfeng,manliandeyi,tazhengdasuanzhijiewanglimianzou,kexiayimiaoquebeibaoanqinzhu。
renqunwaiweizouguolaileyigezhongniannvxing,kannianjihepopoyibanda。
poposhoulebiequ,zhengyaonao,quetingjianzhouweirengonggongjingjinghanneinvren:“zhouzong。”
woxiangqilaile,laidezheirenshisunnanbaodeshangsi。
tongshiyeshitadechuguiduixiang。
““nimenganshenme!woerzikeshisunnanbao!”
neizhongniannvrenpailepaishou:“buzhidaodehaiyiweigongsishinijiakaide,xianglaijiulai。jiusuannierzishizuzongyemeiyong,baoan,barenganchuqu!”
popoyitingbuleyile:“nizheige**,wozhaowoerzi,nayounishuohuadefen?nixinbuxinworangwoerzibanijiegule?”
wotixingpopo:“ma,zongbijingliguanzhida,yaojieguyeshitabananbaojiegu!”
neizhouzongkanlewoyiyan:“nishisunnanbaomeimei?”
wolianmangbaishou:“woshitalaopo。”
neizhouzongmeitouyishunjianzhouleqilai:“tajiehunle?!”
wodianlediantou,zhixiangqichuanyuyuganggangpaolaidesunnanbao:“shia,buranniqinziwenta。”
suoyourenshixianqishuashuadekanxiangsunnanbao,tamiansedouranbiandecanbai。
popohaizaijiaoxiao:“woerzijiehunguannipishi!niyebuquzhaozhaonineizhanglian,laonvrenyige!”
sunnanbaozaiyerenbuzhu,kuaibushangqianjilepopoyibazhang。
“ma!nikuaibizuiba!woyaobeinihaisile!”
十三、
zaipopoyifanhuadebangzhuxia,sunnanbaoshunlibeichezhi。
zhouzongrangsunnanbaoyigeyueneiguihaitayiqianbutiejisunnanbaodeqian,fouzejiuyaoqisutapianqian。
neixieqianzhishaoyouershiwan,zaojiubeisunnanbaohuadejingguang。
sunnanbaozaigongsiliyizhishigeweihunhaonanrenrenshe,zhouzongbuzhidaotajiehunle,suoyicaihetazaiyiqi。
danpoponeiyinao,sunnanbaokuxinjingyingdeyiqiequandouhuile。
shenzhiyourenbasunnanbaodeshiqingfashangwangluo,yishizhijian,tachenglerenrenhandadeguojielaoshu,tazhengrisuozaijiali,lianmendoubuganchu。
popozhongyuyishidaozijifanlecuo,dantaxianglaijiaoao,jiusuanshifanlecuo,tayebuhuiditoudaoqian。
sunnanbaodenglehaojitianyemeidengdaotaqinaimuqindedaoqian,zhongyuduipopochanshengleyuanqi。
“ma,wozaibuhaineiershiwan,wojiuyaojinlaole!”
sunnanbaoyijiaochuaifanchaji,helepopoyitiao。
popokusangzhelian:“nihewoshuoyoushenmeyong?woyoumeiqian!”
sunnanbaojidexiangreguoshangdemayituantuanzhuan:“neizenmeban,wokebuxiangzuolao,wokebuxiangzuolao,wokebuxiangzuolao……”
zhengdangtamenlianggerenjuewangdeshihou,damencongwaibianbeiyijiaochuaikai。
gonggongbeijigejirouzhuanghandangzuoxiaojiziyiyangzhijiebeitilejinlai,tamanshenshanghen,yinggaicaibeidaguo。
kanjianwomen,taliangundaipadepaguolai:“laopoerzi!nimenyidingdejiuwo!”
neijigezhuanghanqishixiongxiong,bapopohesunnanbaohedezhidou。
“nilaogongzaiwaibianjiegaolidai,xianzaiqianlewomenlianbendailiwubaiwan,ganjinhai!”
yitingdaowubaiwan,popojianjiaoyisheng,duiyijingtanruandegonggongliandadaizhua:“niqianlewubaiwan!womenzenmekenenghaideqi!”
gonggongdizhetou,anchunsideyijuhuadoubuganshuo。
neijigezhuanghankantamenmeiqian,zhijiekaishizadongxi。
sunjiasanrenmeiyigeganshangqianlan。
sunnanbaoturanjiaodao:“ma!zanmenyouqian!niwanglezanmenzheilaofangziyaochaiqian!bujiunengnawubaiwanma!”
neijigerenyitingyouyouqianle,biantingxiashou,kanzhesunnanbaoduoduosuosuodenaqishouji,jifuzechaiqianderendadianhua。
dianhuaxianglehenjiuzhongyujietongle。
sunnanbaokaimenjianshanwenshenmeshihouchaiqiannaqian。
“e,zhengyaotongzhini,nimenneididuanbuhao,buchaile,nimenjiuzhuzheba,gujiyihouyebuhuichai……”
sunnanbaolianseyixiaziniuquqilai。
neijigezhuanghanfanu:“niganshuawomen!”
十四、
haoburongyibafangchanzhengdiyajitamen,caisongzouleneijigezhuanghan。
danlaofangzibuzhiqian,zheitaofangchanzhengzuiduoyezhinengrangtamenduoyigeyuedeshijianlaicouqian。
yaozhaiderenfangxiahenhua,yaoshiyigeyuezhihouhaimeicoudaoqian,jiubatamenmaile。
gonggongpopobenlaixiangbaojing,danshibaojinggenbenmeiyong。
sunnanbaowozhuwodeshou,liansecanbai:“huanhuan,xianzaizhiyouninengjiuwomenle!nimenjiabushihaiyousantaofangzima,yaoshimaile,kendingbuzhiwubaiwan,nizongbunengkanzhewomenyijiabeimaile……”
wokanzhetaneizhangtianbuzhichidelianhuanhuanchouchushou,ranhouhenhenchouletayibazhang。
tazhinengshouzhe,sihaobuganfankang。
lianyixiangxijingdepopoyetuifeile,yiliantaohaodekanzhewo。
bijing,xianzaizhiyouwo,nengjiutamen。
wodakaibao,bayidiezaojiuzhunbeihaodelihunxieyishupaidaoletadelianshang:“nizhenhaoyisiqiuwo,bawodangshenmeyuandatou,lihunba。”
wochaotapeileyikou:“duile,nihunneichugui,daoshihoukongpadejingshenchuhue~”
shuowanwobuzaiqukantamendelianshang,zhuanshenjiuzou。
tamensunjiarenzijizuodenie,jiuhuogaigaizijidanzhe。
wozaojiuzhidaogonggongxihuansaima,woyezhishiandilirangrenjitajieshaojigequdaobale。
shitazijishoubuzhuyouhuo,jieqianqudu,ziranbunengguaiwolou。
dubozheijianshi,zugourangtasi。
十五、
sunnanbaobuyuanyilihun,danwozhijiebatahunneichuguidezhengjujiaojifating,tayezhinengguaiguaiqianlezi。
tatongkuliuti,guizaidishanghaixiangrangwohuixinzhuanyi,woquedangzhetademianzuoshangleyiliangbinli。
“niyougoudashangbierenle?!ninalaideqian!”tasihoudao。
wonachuyaochizaitamianqianhuanglehuang:“woyoubushimeigongzuo,zheikeshiwozijizhuanqianmaide,naxiangni,haiganzhedangbierendeqingren。”
wozenmekenengsanshisuilianfenzijidegongzuodoumeiyou?
wopingrilibuxuanfuhaizhendangwomeiqian?
suoweisharenzhuxin,wozuishanzhang。
wohesunnanbaolihunzhihou,womalaizhaoguowo。
tazhidaolesunjiarenduiwodeexing,diyiciduiwodaoleqian。
woqingshenggaosuta:“ma,nvrenbushiyidingyaozhaogenanrenjiehun,zheiyangcaisuanshizhanglian,womenyouzijidegongzuo,zijidelixiang,erbushibeikunzaihunyinli,zuobierendepuren。”
“woyaoxuehuiaiziji。”
我妈沉默的离开了。
danwozhidao,zheiyici,tatingjinqule。
wosuiranhesunnanbaolihunle,dantadexiaoxiyouyixiehaishichuandaolewodeerduoli。
tamenjiebianqinqi,meijiedaoyifenqian。
tababeidaduanleyitiaotui,yaozhaidezhijiezhudaoletamenjiali,zhengriduitamenkonghe,tamenyoudeshibanfa。
popozhengrixinjingdanzhan,duzilidehaiziyeliule。
zhouzongyeshuodaozuodao,zhijieqisusunnanbaozhapian,sunnanbaoyejinlejuzi。
ershiwan,zugoutazailimiandaigeshijinian。
tamenzheiyijiaren,guodeyougouqicande。
不过,那又如何?
不过是自找的罢了。
勇斗奇葩婆家