说好的限制级，又坑我电影票？
《说好的限制级，又坑我电影票？》 小说介绍
shuxiedehenhao，youxihuankanshudeshuyoumenkankanzheiben《shuohaodexianzhiji，youkengwodianyingpiao？》，heimaxiaoxifengbalujiuzhangxiaofeidengrenwuxiedelinlijinzhi，kanchengwanmei，zhuyaojiangdeshi：“ninhao，zheiweidajie，mafanbangwotongbaoyixiakaixinguazijuchangdoulaoban，jiushuowoyaorugu......”……
《说好的限制级，又坑我电影票？》 第4章 免费试读
tingdaozhangxiaofeizheiyangyifenxi，yangmilikezixiguanchaqilai。
“嗯？”
zheizixiyichou，haizhenjiuruzhangxiaofeisuojiang，yinmushangdepaisheshijiaogentajiyizhongdepaishefangweidequecunzaichaju。
shunjianyigekepadexiangfachuxianzaiyangmixintou。
“xiaofei，shanshan，youmeiyoukenengzheixiejingtoudoushibei**chulaide......”
**？
liangrenxiangshiyiyan，dunjuebukesiyizhiji。
douhuaqianqinglerenjia，youbiyaohaiyong**shouduan？
danshixiangxiang，zheizhongkenengxingqueyoujida。
yinweiruguoyongchangguidepaisheshouduanlaipaizheiduanmuyujingtou，damikendingshibuhuitongyide。
“mimi，woganjue，nibeikengle......”
shidaorujin，zheihuayuanshanshanbushuochulai，yangmiyezhidaozijikendingshibeilujiujiliyongle。
zijizenmejiuzheimedaini？
zaineixiaojuzudaileshijitianzenmejiumeifaxianzheixiemaoni？
蠢的不可救药啊。
yangmihuangle，tadanxinhoumianhaiyoushenmegengjingbaodeneirong。
“wanlewanle，meilianjianrenle，wohuile......”
yangmijiangnaodaikaodaozhangxiaofeijiantou，dishengkuqi。
“heng，buyongdanxin，dami，yaozhenshiyoushenmechidudadechangjing，womenkeyiyongfalvdewuqilaiweihuquanyi，jiu、jiugaotayigeqinfanxiaoxiangmingyuquan。”
yuanshanshanyifentianying，zhiqiandeneixiexianmujiduxiaoxinjiwanquanxiaoshibujian。
“ng，dami，wotongyishanshandeshuofa，jixukanxiaqu，yaoshiweijinjingtoutaiduo，daoshizhijiequdianyingjujubaorangdianyingxiaying。”
“嗯，听你们的。”
......
影院大厅。
lujiuzhengzaitingqulaozhangdehuibao。
“luzong，genjuqitayingtingdeshuju，jinwanwomenjinpingfengyueshangzuolvzuichadedouyoubaifenzhiwushiyishang，buguo，zhunquedeshujukenengyaodaowuyezhihoucainengwanquantongjichulai。”
“ng，yiliaozhizhong，jintianshiqixiqingrenjie，tongqiyoumeiyouguanliandedianyingjingzheng，youzheiyangdeshangzuolvyehenzhengchang，buguo，laozhang，zhongdianbushizaijintian，worangnibandeneijianshinizhunbeihaolemei？”
“luzong，anzhaonidefenfu，yijingzhaolexiangguanrenshijinxingtuiguang，baozhengbuhuidiaolianzi。”
“jizhu，fanshenzhangbuhaoda，suoyi，niyaodingjinyidian。”
“mingbai......duile，”laozhangtingdunpianke，jianlujiuxinqingbucuo，bianjixushuodao：“luzong，womenzheiyanggan，huibuhuiyinqi......yinqi......”
“nishibushipahuiyinqigongfen？”lujiusixiaofeixiao。
“shiyouyidian，bijingdajiabenzheshenmemudejinyingtingdedouxinzhiduming......”
“laozhangalaozhang，nizheirenjiushidanzitaixiaoleyixie，douzheigeshihoule，bupinyixia，gongsizhenjiuzhiyoudaobiyitiaolule。erqie，niyaozhidao，zhongzhongzheixieshouduan，shuobailequanshiyingxiaotaolu，congshizhizhong，wokecongmeixiangguanzhongchengnuoguoshenme，yaoguaijiuguaitamenjuxinpoce......”
“e......”laozhangshunjianwuyu。
gaibanshiqule，bijing，zhiyougongsihaole，luzongfanshenle，tashenweidagongrencainenggenghao。
......
电影继续放映。
erduiyuneixiebieyouyongxindenantongbaolaishuo，jinwanzheichangdianyingkandekeweishidiedangqifu，jinzhang、**eryounaohuo。
tamendaizhebanlvjinlaiguanying，qimudemaziranshijuxinbuliang。
qingrenjiema，youxieshibuhaomingshuo，zhinengjieyongteshudianyinglaiyinyulaianshi，shundaihongtuoqifen。
但是.....
shuohaodexianzhijijingtounie？
dianyingjuqingfangyingdouguodabanle，chuletiaowugenmuyuneilianggechangjingshuodeshangshibijiaoxiangyanzhiwai，houmian，nalihaiyouyisishibajinchangjing。
玩我呢？
suishuozheidianyingkanjuqingganjuehaiyoudianyisi，dangemenzhenbushilaikanzhengjingdianyingde。
sishikuaidepiaojia，dounengkaiyijianzhongdengdangcidelvguanfangjian。
zheipiaoqian，shizhennimadashuipiaole
xinzhongdeyumenzhiqiwufafaxie，xiangyaofahuo，keshenbianyouyounvbanpeitong，zongbunengzaidianyingyuanchaonaoqilaiba？
那可就太掉价了。
yuzhixiangfandeshi，yingtingneineixienvrenjiukandebijiaojinjinyouwei。
yinweijuqingshangqueshiyougaoxiaodedian，bingqie，meigesanwufenzhong，jiuyouyigebaofupaochulai，rangrenchensi。
比如——
“doushiren，pingshazanmennvrenjiuburunimennanren？”
“wojinlianjiuyaoyibuyigejiaoyin，yibuyibu，woyaozuoqinghexianzuimeidenvren......”
“laoniangshouleershiniandedongxi，kebushiniyidunfanjiubaijide......”
“jujuenanse，congwozuoqi。”
“......”
zheixietaicidandunachulaikenengmeishenmeliangdian，danfangzaiyingmushangmianshunjianxiaodiaoshizu，dabufenguanyingdenvxingquntidounengkanmingbai。
于是乎。
ruodadeyingting，chengxianliangjifenhuadeyangzilai。
yifang，shizuolibuandenanxing，tamenzhuaernaosai，nulisikao，kanwandianyinghougairuhejinruxiayihuanjie。
lingyifang，zeshirenzhenguanyingdenvxing。tamenyouzuichudemanbujingxin，daodianyingguobanshirenzhenguankan，xinsiquanzaidayinmushang。
终于。
suizhequanjuzhongsangezichuxianzaiyinmushang，dianyingxiemu。
“papapa......”
影厅响起鼓掌声。
buguo，daduoshushinvtongzhi。
zhiyunantongbaomen，bukaikoumaniangjiusuanbucuole。
杨蜜这边。
dengdianyingfangyingwan，tayesuanshisonglekouqi。
haozaihoumianzhongyumeiyouchuxianshenmechugedejingtou，buran，zhendenengjitaqisi。
“ng，huaidanlujiu，zheishikendingbunengjiuzheimesuanle，wodezhaotasuanzhang！”
“hao，dami，yaoshixuyaobangmangdehua，suanwoyige！”zhangxiaofeipaizhexiongkoushuodao。
“haiyouwo，daoshihou，zhaoxuexiaodetongxueguoquchengchangmian，yidingyaojiangzheizhongwuliangdedaoyanfengshazaidianyingquanwai。”
sanrenzhong，yuanshanshanshizuihende。
“zouba，huiquzaixishuo。”
yingtingderenqun，kaishiwangwailichang。
eryingtingwaimian，zeshizaidenghouxiayichangfangyingdeguanyingqunzhong。
“诶诶诶，兄弟！”
yourenlazhulichangzhunbeihuiqudeyiduilianren。
“怎么个事？”
“datinggeshi，wokanxiongdishicongjinpingfengyueneibianchulaide，xiangwenwen，zheidianying，daijingbu？youneihanbu？”
“ng......”beilazhudenanrenyanzhuyizhuan，benzheyoukuidajiaxiangdelinian，xiaomimideshuodao：“xiongdi，zheinijiuwenduirenle，xiangxidexijiewojiubuduoshuole，nizijijinqumanmantihui，zheiyitang，nitiedingbuhuibailai......”