《不当舔狗后我,靠边角料封神》 小说介绍
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shuijingdiaodengzaxiawandiansuiguang,angguixiangbindeqipaozaibeibipashengpolie,
kongqilifudongzhetiannidexiangshuiwei、angguidepigeqixi,haiyouyisiruoyouruowude……chenjiugan。
wozhanzai“hefeisituosi”pijudiguobainianqingdiandexuanxiaozhongxin,zhijianfaliang,weilixiangzhuilekuaibing。chuanshule。
chenglezheibengouxuefuhaowenli,renshaqianduo、zuizhongbeinvzhuzhaganzuihouyidixuehan,
gongsipochanhouhengsijietoudedingjiatmji——luchen。qingdian?bu,zheishiyuanzhuzanglideyuyan,
shitaqinshoudianrande、fenhuizijijiyedeshengdagouhuo。“luchengege?”jiaodiadesangyin,daizhekeyidetianni,
xiangmitangliguozhedaopian。linweiwei,zheibentianleiwendenvzhujiao,chuanzhezhuimanshuizuandexiannvqun,
xuanzhuanzhequnbaitingzaiwomianqian,yangzheneizhangjingxinmiaohuiguodelian,yanjingliangdejingren,
quebushiweiyanqianzheibainianrongguang,ershiweileliewu。“wodeshengriliwuni?
”tashenchutuzheluofensejiayoudeshou,zhangxinxiangshang,zitailisuodangran,fangfozaitaoyaobenjiushuyutadetangguo,
“nidayingguodee,qingdianshangyaojiwojingxi!shibushineikuan‘yueshenzhilei’?quanqiu**,
zhifashousanzhideneigebojinbao?”tashenhoubuyuanchu,jigemingyuan**meiyanzhezuiqingxiao,
yanshenjiaohuanzhexinzhaobuxuandejiqiao。kana,neigeyoufeiyouchundeqiandaiziluchen,youyaoweilinweiweiyizhiqianjinle。
tamendemuguangxiangximidezhen,zhazaiwozheijujielaide、shuyuyuanzhuluchendepinangshang。
yuanzhudejiyisuipianguoxiezhenongliedechimihebeiweidetaohao,xiongyongdichongjizhewodeshenjing。weilebotayixiao,
yuanzhukeyilianyefeiyuedabangediqiuqupaixiayikezuanshi;keyiyinweitayiju“buxihuan”,
;gengbietineixieduimantayimaojian、luomanhuichendetianjiabaobao……zheijushenticanliudebennenghaizaijiaoxiao:jita!
tayaoshenmejiujita!rangtaxiao!weilineikuaibingmengdizhakai,hanyishunjiancuanbiansizhibaihai。
zhixiganezhulehoulong。jiuzaizheishi,yigeshenyingjihushizhuangpoleneicengfuhuadeguangyun,liangqiangzhejidaowoshenbian。
shicaiwuzongjianlaozhou。taliansehuibaidexiangmengleyicengsiqi,zuichunduosuozhe,doudadehanzhuyanzhebinjiaogunluo,
angguidedingzhixizhuangjiantouyinkaishensedehanzi。tashoulisisiniezheyigeyingqiaowenjianjia,zhiguanjieyonglidaofabai,
jihuyaobataniesui。“lu…luzong……”tadeshengyinyadejidi,posuibukan,
meiyigeyinjiedoudaizhebinsidezhanyin,
xing……zuihoutongdie……jiuzai……jiuzaimingzao……”wenjianjiabeitayiyizhongjinhujingluandedongzuosaijinwoshouli,
yingyingdebianjiaoluozhewodezhangxin,xiangyikuaibinglengdemubei。wenjianjiafengmianshang,
xianhongde“juemi”yinzhangcidewoyanqiushengteng。buyongdakai,
zhuchongkenshiyikongdexianjinliufenxi;haiyouyifenfencuocibingleng、gaizheyinxinggongzhangdezuihoutongdie——changhaiqixian,
mingzaojiudian。yibizuyiyakuazhenggediguodetianwenshuzi。yuanzhuzuihoucancunde、duilinweiweidechimibenneng,
zaizheifenbinglengcankudexianshimianqian,xiangbeitourufeishuidebobing,“chila”yisheng,shunjianzhengfadewuyingwuzong。
zhishengxiachegudehan,heyizhongjinhuhuimiedehuangmiugan。linweiweihaizaijiaochen,
zhijianjihuyaochuodaowodebiliang:“luchengege!nidaodiyoumeiyouzaitingwoshuohuaya?wode‘yueshenzhilei’ni?
renjiashengrijiuxiangyaoneigema!”tatiannideweiyinxiangcuiledudegouzi,xuanzaisijidekongqili。
wohuanhuantaiqitou。shuijingdengdeguangxiancidewomilemiyan,
muguanglveguolinweiweineizhangxiemantanlanhelisuodangrandelian,lveguotashenhouneiqundengzhekanxiaohuade“mingyuan”,
lveguolaozhoujuewanghuibai、rutongdengdaixuanpandemiankong,zuizhong,
dinggezaiyanhuitingneishanchenzhongde、diaokezhejiazuhuizhangdejudaxiangmumenshang。neihuizhangshang,chuiziyuhuoyandetuteng,
cengshijidairenjiangxinyurongyaodexiangzheng,rujinquexiangyigejudadefengci。zuijiao,yidiandianxiangshangchekai。
yigehaowuwendu,shenzhidaizhedianfengkuangyiweidehudu。“yaobao?”wodeshengyinbugao,shenzhiyouxieshaya,
quexiangbinglengdejinshupianguaguoboli,shunjiangelielesuoyouxujiadexuanhua。zhenggeyanhuiting,siyibandejijing。
lianbeijingyinledoushiqudijiaranerzhi。suoyoumuguang,daizhejingyi、cuoe、kanhaoxidexingfen,
qishuashuadijujiaozaiwolianshang。wotaishou,mantiaosilidi,
chelechebojingshangneitiaoledewojihuchuanbuguoqide、jiazhibufeidelingdai。
sichoudebingliangchuganrangwoshaoweiqingxingleyidian。ranhou,woqingxidi、yiziyidundi,
duizhelinweiweineizhangzhouranjiangying、xiemannanyizhixindelian,tuchujiexialaidehua:“buruyaowodeguhuihe。
”siji。jueduidesiji。shijianfangfobeidongzhulejimiao。linweiweilianshangdetianxiaochedifensui,hongrunxunsutunqu,
zhishengxiazhiyiyangdecangbai。neishuangjingxinmiaohuidedayanjingdengdeliuyuan,tongkongshenchuxianshimangran,
suijibeiyizhongbeimaofande、nanyizhixindekuangnudianran。tatuzheluofensejiayoudeshouzhi,zhizhewo,
juliedizhandouqilai。“ni……luchen!nifengle?!”tadejianjiaosilielejijing,jianlidecier,
“nizhibuzhidaonizaishuoshenme?!”tashenhouneiqunmingyuan**mei,yigegedouxiangbeishiledingshenzhou,
zuide、daoxilengqide、yanshenlishanshuozhexingzailehuoguangmangde……xiangyiqunbeijingraode、secaibanlandeduezi。
laozhouzaiwoshenbianmengdiyiduosuo,lianseconghuibaishunjianzhuanweicanbai,zuichunxidongzhe,sihuxiangzuzhiwo,
youxiangshibeiwozheijujingshihaisudehuachedichouganleliqi。womeiyouzaikanlinweiweiyiyan。
muguangsaoguoquanchangneixiehuozhenjing、huobiyi、huodengzhekangengdaxiaohuadebinkemiankong。henhao。zheichuxi,
xuyaoyigezugouzhenhandekaichangbai。“zhuwei,”wodeshengyinbagao,qingxidihuidangzaiguofenanjingdedatingli,
daizheyizhongpofuchenzhoudepingjing,“ganxiedajialilinhefeisituosidebainianqingdian。henbaoqian,
daduangeweideyaxing。”woyangleyangshouzhongneigebeilaozhouhanshuijindeyouxierushideyingqiaowenjianjia,
xianhongde“juemi”yinzhangzaidengguangxiacimujingxin。“danjintian,kongpabushishenmeqingdian。”wodunledun,
qingxidituchuneigezaoyizaiquanneiliuchuan、quewurenganzaimingmianshangtongpodeci,“hefeisituosi,
zhengmianlinqiansuoweiyoudeweiji。zijinlianduanlie,kucunrushan,binlinpochan。”“hong——!
”sijishunjianbeiyinbao!dichendejinghusheng、nanyizhixindeyilunsheng、shenzhiyourenshishoudafanlejiubei,
bolisuiliedecuixianggewaiqingxi。wushudaomuguangbiandefuza,
jingyi、konghuang、tanlan、biyi……jiaozhichengyizhangwuxingdejuwang。“luchen!nihushuobadaoshenme!
”yigetudingfafu、tingzhepijiududezhongniannanrenmengdicongrenqunzhongzhanqilai,lianhongbozicudizhizhewopaoxiao。
tashilinweiweidefuqin,linshidichandelinguodong,
yeshikaozheyuanzhuzheigeyuandatounvxucaimianqiangweichitimiandejiahuo。“nizheishiraoluanshichang!wumie!
woyaogaonifeibang!”“gaowo?”wochixiaoyisheng,shengyinbingleng,“lindong,buruxianchachaninlinshidichandezhang,
kankanhainengchengjitian?hefeisituosidaole,ninzheisoupochuan,younengpiaoduojiu?
”wohaobukeqidichuochuantaselineirendeweizhuang。linguodongxiangbeiqiazhulebozi,lianzhangchengzhuganse,zhangzhezui,
queyigeziyetubuchulai,zhishengxiacuzhongde、daizhekongjudechuanxi。linweiweidejianjiaozaicixiangqi,
daizhekuqianghexiesidili:“luchen!ni**!nibudehaosi!ni……nihuilewodeshengri!
huilewodeyiqie!”tapushanglai,jianlidezhijiachaowodelianzhualai。woceshenbikai,dongzuoganjingliluo。
tadelidaopukong,gaogenxieyiwei,langbeidishuaidaozaidi,angguidexiannvqunzhanshanglexiangbinjiuzi,
jingxindalidetoufasanluanxialai。tazuozaidishang,xianggebeishuaihuaideangguiwanou,zhongyuchedibengkui,
fangshengdakuqilai。renqunsaodonggengshen,biyidemuguanggengduotouxiangleta。neixiecengjingfengchengtade“mingyuan”men,
cikefenfenhoutuiyibu,shengpazhanshangtadehuiqi。womeiyouzaikandishangneitanlannibandelinweiwei。
muguangyueguohunluanderenqun,jingzhunditouxiangjiaoluoliyigeshenying。
neishiyigechuanzhexidefabaidemianbulianyiqundenianqingnvhai,yuzhouweizhuguangbaoqidehuanjinggegeburu。
tayizhidizhetou,nulijiangdizijidecunzaigan,shoulijinjinzuanzheyige……fanbubao?bu,neibaohentebie。
shenzongsedefanbujidi,shangmianyonggezhongyanse、daxiaobuyidepigesuipian,
pintiechuyifuchouxiangde、chongmanshengminglidejihetuan。neixiepigesuipian,bianyuanhaidaizhemingxiandeqiegehenji,
youxieshenzhinengkandaoshuxideeyupiwenluhetuoniaopimaokong——hefeisituosizuidingjidepiliao!
shishengchanguochengzhongbeicaiqiexialaidebianjiaoliao!nvhaisihuganshoudaolewodezhushi,mengditaiqitou,
luchuyizhangqingxiudanxiemanjinghuangdelian。shilinweiweineigemeishenmecunzaigan、jiajingputongdeguimi,suhe!
yuanshuliyibidaiguo、zuizhongchengweidingjianshejishidelurenjia!
tashoulineigebao……jiushitahoulailaiyichengming、yifeiqicailiaojinxingzaichuangzuodebiaozhixingzuopinchuxing!jiushita!
xinzangxiangshibeizhongchuileileyixia,chenmenerzhenhan。binsidejuewangzhong,fangfoliekaileyidaofengxi,
toujinyisiweiruoquejiqijianrendeguang。wotuikaidangzaishenqian、shituanfulinweiweihuoshiduiwonumuershideren,
wushishenhoulinweiweiyufaqilidekuhaohelinguodongwunengkuangnudepaoxiao,
dabuliuxingdichaozheneigejinghuangshicuo、shitubazijisuojinyinyinglidenvhaizouqu。
renqunzaiwomianqianzidongfenkaiyitiaolu,yanshengeyi,rutongzaikanyigechedishikongdefengzi。wotingzaisuhemianqian。
taxiangshoujingdexiaolu,mengdihoutuiyibu,jinjinbaozhutaneigeyongbianjiaoliaozuochengdefanbubao,zhijieyonglidaofabai,
yanshenlichongmanlekongjuhebujie。“zheigebao,”wozhizhetahuailidezuopin,shengyinbuda,queyichangqingxi,
gaiguolechangzhongcanyudecaoza,“shinizuode?”suheshentiyizhan,xiayishidibabaowangshenhouzanglezang,
shengyinxiruowenna:“shi……shide……luzong……duibuqi,
wo……”tadagaiyiweiwoyaozhuijiuta“touqie”gongsidingjipiliaobianjiaoliaodezeren。“yongdeshenmecailiao?
”wozhuiwen,muguangjinjinsuozhuneigebao。“dou……doushilaji……”tadixiatou,shengyindaizhexiukui,
“changli……cangkujiaoluolisaochulaidesuipizi……wo……wojiushijuedediulekexi……”laji?kexi?
woxiaole。zheiyici,buzaishibinglengde、daizhehuimieyiweidexiao,ershirutongzaishamozhongbashebinsizhiren,
zhongyukandaolelvzhoubianyuanneimoxianhuodenenlv。“laji?”wozhongfuleyibian,shengyindouranbagao,
daizheyizhongqiyidexingfen,xiangchezhenggejijingxialaideyanhuiting,“bu!”womengdizhuanshen,buzaikansuhe,
ershimianxiangsuoyoubinke,mianxiangneixiehuojingyi、huobiyi、huodengzhekandiguochedibengtademuguang。“gewei!
”wojuqishou,zhixiangyanhuitingchuangwai。neili,shihefeisituosizongbupangdajianzhuqundejianying,
qizhongyizuojudade、rutongchenmojushoubandecangku,zaiyesezhongxiandegewaiyinyuchenjiu。
“kandaoneizuocangkulema?cqusanhaoku!neiliduimanlehefeisituosibainianjizanxialaide‘laji’!
beishidaitaotaidesheji、beishichangpaoqidekucun、beicaidaoqiexiadedingjipiliaosuipian!zainimenyanli,
neishifeiliao!shifudan!shidiguofulandenongchuang!”wodeshengyindaizheyizhongjinhudiankuangdechuantouli,
meiyigezidouxiangzhongchuizazairenxinshang。“danzaiwoyanli!”womengdizhixiangsuhe,
zhixiangtahuailineigezaizhuguangbaoqizhongxianderucituwuqueyouruciyaoyandepinpifanbubao,
shengyindouranbiandejiang、duding,rutongzaixuangaoyigeshenyu:“neishibaozang!
shihefeisituosiyuhuozhongshengde——weiyihuozhong!”“hua——!”sijibeichedixianfan!zheiyici,
shigengdadehuaran!zhenjing、huangmiu、jifeng、nanyizhixin……rutongfeitengdeyouguo。“fengle!luchenchedifengle!
”“kaoneixielajizhongsheng?xiaohua!”“pochan**taida,shixinfengle!
”“tayiweitashidianshichengjindeshangdima?”linweiweidekushengbianchenglejianlidechaoxiao,
linguodonggengshixiangzhuazhulejiumingdaocao,zhizhewoduizhouweirenhan:“tingjianmei!tafengle!
tadehuayigezidoubunengxin!hefeisituosiwanle!chediwanle!”laozhouzaiwoshenhou,shentihuanglehuang,
liansecanbairuzhi,juewangdibishangleyanjing。wanle,luzongbujinchengrenlepochan,
haidangzhongfalefeng……zuihouyisifanpandexiwang,yechedipomiele。wozhanzaifengbaodezhongxin,
chengshouzhesuoyoudezhiyi、chaoxiaohejuewangdemuguang。xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleidong,bushiyinweikongju,
ershiyinweiyizhongguzhuyizhidexingfen。
zaineixiexiongyongde、daizhecibimeiweihepigerouzhiqixide“laji”duili,
wokandaolebeiyuanzhu、beizheigeshijiechediyiwangdejiazhi。neibushijinqianduiqidefuhua,
ershibeiyiqide、dengdaibeizhongxindingyide——xinsheng。wozhuanguoshen,
buzailihuishenhoudingfeidexuanxiaohewushudaoxingtongshizhide、huojinghaihuobiyidemuguang。laozhouhaijiangzaiyuandi,
neizhangbeijuewangchedijintoudelian,fangfoyijingtiqiankeshanglemubeidemingwen。“laozhou!”wodeshengyinbugao,
quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyidechuantouli,xiangbingzhuicipotabinlinbengkuideshenjing,“tongzhisuoyoudongshi、bumenzongjian,
banxiaoshihou,dingcengzhanlveshi,kaihui!”laozhoumengdiyigejiling,
hunzhuodeyanjingliduanzandishanguoyisihuiguangfanzhaobandejingyi:“luzong……nin……ninhaikaihui?
”tadeshengyindoudebuchengyangzi,fangfozaiquerenwoshifouzhendechedifengle。“pochanqingsuanhui,kaibukai?
”wochechuyigemeishenmewendudexiao,muguangsaoguotahanshideyilinghejinzuandewenjianjia,“huozhe,duyiba,
kaige‘laji’bianhuangjindehui?”laozhouhoujiejuliedigundongleyixia,neisihuibandelianshang,
zhongyuliekaiyisifengxi。bushixiwang,gengxiangshiyizhongbeibidaoxuanyabiande、guzhuyizhidemangran。
tazuizhongshenmeyemeishuo,zhishiyonglididianlexiatou,liangqiangzhe,jihushitongshoutongjiaodichongxiangzuijindetongxunshebei,
beiyingcanghuangdexiangtaoming。zhanlveshihouzhongdehongmumenzaiwoshenhouguanbi,
gejuelewaimiancanyude、lingrenzhixidefuhuayuxuanxiao。dingdengcanbaideguangxianqingxieerxia,
zhaoliangzhangtiaohuiyizhuoliangceyizhangzhanghuojinghunweiding、huoyinchenrutie、huohaobuyanshixingzailehuodelian。
kongqichenzhongderutongninggudeqiankuai,hunhezhegaojixueqiecanliudejiaoyouweiheshibaizheteyoude、juewangdehanwei。
wogangzaizhuweizuoxia,shenzhimeilaidejikaikou,huoyaotongjiubeidianranle。“peng!
”yizhibaoyangdeyi、daizheshuodazumulvjiezhideshouzhongzhongpaizaiguangkejianrendezhuomianshang。
toufashudeyisibugou、mianrongkebanyansudezhaodong,hefeisituosideyuanlaozhiyi,
yeshiyuanzhufuqinshidaidelaochen,cikexiangyitoubeijinudexiongshi,
neishuangruiliderutongyingsundeyanjingsisidingzaiwolianshang。“luchen!”talian“luzong”doushengle,
shengyinyinweijizhidefennuerweiweifazhan,“ni!nijianzhi……sangxinbingkuang!bainianqingdian!
neishihefeisituosideyanmian!shijidairendaxiadejinzizhaopai!nidaohao!dangzhequanchengmingliudemian,zipujiachou!
baguancaibandouxianlejirenkan!hai……haishuoshenme‘laji’bianhuangjindefenghua!
nishixianhefeisituosisidebugoukuai,bugoudiurenma?!”tuomoxingzijihupendaowolianshang。“zhaodong,
”woshentiweiweihoukao,zhijianzaibinglengdehongmuzhuomianshangqingqingkouji,jiezouwending,
yutacuzhongdechuanxixingchengxianmingduibi,“guancaibanbushiwoxiande。shizhuchongkenkongde,shimangmudehuihuoyakuade。
wozhishibagaizidakai,rangdajiakankanlimianfulanchengleshenmeyangzi。”wodeshengyinpingjingwubo,
xiangshizaichenshuyigeyujiwuguandekeguanshishi,“zhiyuyanmian?zaipochanqingsuanlingmianqian,yiwenbuzhi。”“ni!
”zhaodongqideliansefaqing,zhizhewo,zuichunduosuozhe,bantianshuobuchudiergezi。“luzong,
”lingyigeyinroudeshengyinxiangqi,daizhedushebandehuani。shuohuadeshichenfuzong,
yigekaozuanyinghetaohaoyuanzhushangweidejiahuo,ciketatuiletuijinsiyanjing,
jingpianhoudeyanshenshanshuozhejingmingdesuanji,“ningangcaizailouxiashuode……neigeyongbianjiaoliaozuobaodenvhai?
haiyounintidaode……‘baozang’?”taguyilazhangleyudiao,daizhehaobuyanshidejifeng,“shuwozhiyan,
zheitingqilaigengxiangshi……pochan**xiadejingshenshichang。womenhefeisituosi,bainianpinpai,guojishengyu!
nandaozhendeyaolunluodaoqukaoshoupolan、zuofanbubaolaigouyancanchuan?chuanchuqu,yejietongrenzenmekan?
womendegaoduankehuzenmexiang?zheijianzhishibazuzongdelianmianrengzaidishangcai!
”tadehualikeyinqileyipianwengwengdefuhesheng。“jiushi!fanbubao?ditanhuoma?
”“neixiefeiliaochuliqilaihaiyaohuaqian!jianzhishixueshangjiashuang!”“wokanjiushipoguanziposhuaile!”“anjing!
”womengditigaoleyinliang,shengyinbugao,quexiangbianziyiyangchouzaicaozadekongqili,shunjianyaxialesuoyouyilun。
muguangsaoguoyizhangzhanghuofennu、huobiyi、huomamudelian。“gaoduankehu?”wochixiaoyisheng,
daizhebinglengdechaofeng,“zhaodong,chenfuzong,haiyouzaizuodegewei,nimengaosuwo,guoqusannian,
womenhaiyouduoshaozhenzhengyiyishangde‘gaoduankehu’?caibaoshangneixiepiaoliangdeshuzi,
xiandezhekou、jinhuzengsongde‘renqing’、haiyouweibolinweiweiyixiaodefengkuang‘dingzhi’duiqiqilaidexujiafanrong?
womendehexinkehuqun,zaojiubeizheizhongyinzhenzhikedemoshiganzoule!shengxiade,
buguoshixiexixuedezhuchonghedengzhekanxiaohuadeliegou!”wodehuaxiangyibabacuilebingdebishou,
jingzhundicipolehuiyishilizuihouyidianxuweidetimian。zhaodongdelianseyouqingzhuanzi,
chenfuzongdejinsiyanjinghuadaolebijian,qitarengengshijinruohanchan,yanshenduoshan。“zhiyuzuzongdelianmian?
”wozhanqishen,shuangshouchengzaizhuoyan,shentiweiweiqianqing,muguangrutongshizhidedaoren,
huanhuansaoguomeiyigerendeyanjing,“ruguozuzongzaitianyouling,kandaohefeisituosibeizhuchongkenshichengzheifukongqiao,
kandaoyinyiweiaodepigebeidangchengtaohaonvrendelianjiagongju,kandaowomentangzaiguoquderongguanglizuishengmengsi,
dengzhepochanqingsuan——nimenjuede,zuzongshihuixinwei,haishihenbudecongguancailipachulai,
qinshouqiasiwomenzheixiebuxiaozisun?!”siji。bigangcailouxiaqingdianshigengchedi、gengyayidesiji。
zhiyoucuzhongeryayidehuxishengciqibifu。“xianzai,”wozhiqishen,
shengyinhuifuleneizhongbinglengde、burongzhiyidepingjing,daizheyizhongpofuchenzhoudejuejue,
“baizaigeweimianqianzhiyouliangtiaolu。”woshuqiyigenshouzhi:“diyi,likeqidongpochanqingsuanchengxu。
zaizuogewei,baokuowo,baozhehefeisituosibainianjizande‘laji’,yiqitiaolou。
yinxinghezhaizhuhuixiangtujiuyiyang,bawomenzuihouyidiangutouzhazidoukenganjing。
”huiyishilidekongqishunjianyoulenglejifen。“dier,”woshuqidiergenshouzhi,
muguangtouxiangchuangwaineipianchenmeizaiyesezhongdejudacangkulunkuo,“duyiba。
duneixiebeinimenshiweilaji、fudande‘baozang’。duyigeyongbainianjidiande‘feiliao’,zhongxindingyishechi,
zhongxindianranhefeisituosizhihuodekeneng。”wodemuguangzuizhongluohuihuiyizhuo,
shengyinzhandingjietie:“woxuandiertiaolu。yongcqusanhaokusuoyoujiyakucunhecaiqiefeiliao,
chengliquanxindezipinpai——‘zhongshenggongfang’(thephoenixatelier)。suhe,
jiushitadeshouxishejishi。mubiao:sangeyuenei,yongzheixie‘laji’,dazaochudiyijichanpinxian,tuixiangshichang,
chuangzaoxianjinliu!”“sangeyue?!”shengchanzongjianshishengjiaolechulai,yizhangpanglianzhangdetonghong,“luzong!
neixiefeiliao!yaofenjian!yaochuli!yaozhongxinshejidaban!haiyaozhaoxindegongyinglian!sangeyue?
zheigenbenshitianfangyetan!erqie……erqie……”takanleyiyanpangbianliansetieqingdezhaodonghechenfuzong,
shengyindilexiaqu,“qidongzijinni?womenxianzai……liangongzidoukuaifabuchule!”“qidongzijin?
”wochelechezuijiao,muguangzhuanxiangliansecanbairuzhidelaozhou,“zhouzongjian,bazuihouneifenyinxingtongdie,
nianjidajiatingting。”laozhouduosuozhe,naqineifenbeitahanshuijintoudewenjian,
yumingzaojiushi……zhengshiqidong……zichandongjieji……qiangzhizhixingchengxu……”zuihouyisijiaoxingbeichediniansui。
huiyishilixiangqiyipiandaoxilengqideshengyin,juewangrutongbinglengdechaoshui,shunjianyanmeilesuoyouren。“kandaole?
”wodeshengyinzaisijizhongxiandegewaiqingxi,“womenmeiyouqidongzijin。yifendoumeiyou。
womenzhiyou——”wozhixiangchuangwai,“neizuocangku!hemingzaojiudianqianzuihoushiergexiaoshi!”“suoyi,
”wohuanshiquanchang,meiyigezidouxiangshicongbingjiaolizaochulaide,“bushitianfangyetan。shibeishuiyizhan!
shiweiyishenglu!congxianzaiqi,hefeisituosijinruzhanshizhuangtai!”“zhaodong,”wokanxiangneiweiyuanlao,
tadexiongtangjulieqifuzhe,yanshenfuzadaolejidian,“ninfuzexiediaochanglisuoyoulaoshifu,
tebieshineixiedongpiliaotexing、youhuafuxiuweishenqishouyidelaojiangren!gaosutamen,hefeisituosihaimeisitou!
xuyaotamenzuihouchushan,yongtamendeshouyi,dianhuazheixie‘feiliao’!”zhaodongsisididingzhewo,
neishuangyingyanlifanyongzhejiliedezhengzha。
duichuantongdezhinian、duixianzhuangdejuewang、duiwozheige“fengzi”debuxinren……zuizhong,
neifuzadeqingxuchendianxialai,huaweiyizhongjinhubeizhuangdejuejue。tamengdiyipaizhuozi,zhendechabeitiaoqi:“hao!
laofu……huochuzheibalaogutou!peinifengyiba!danluchen,nijizhu!
yaoshihuilehefeisituosizuihoudegen……”“wopeitayiqisi。”wopingjingdijiedao。zhaodongzhongzhonghengleyisheng,
buzaiyanyu,danjinbengdejianbangsihuweiweisongkualeyisi。“chenfuzong,”wodemuguangzhuanxiangneigejinsiyanjing,
“dongyongnisuoyouderenmai!like!mashang!
lianxisuoyouninengxiangdaode、napashizuixiaode、binlindaobide、youjiagongnenglidepijuzuofang、xiaogongchang!
gaosutamen,hefeisituosiyoudadan!yongdingjipiliao!dan,shibianjiaoliao!gongqijin!jiagedi!
wentamenjiebujie!bujie,jiudengzheyiqibeiyinxingtundiao!”chenfuzongdeliansebianleyoubian,taguanyuzuanying,
zheizhongjinhu“qitao”dehuojirangtabennengdidichu。danjiechudaozhaodongneijihuyaosharendemuguang,
haiyouwoyanshenlihaobuyanshidebinglengyali,tazuizhongyaoleyaoya,
jichuyigeniuqudexiaorong:“xing……woqushishi!buguoluzong,chouhuashuoqiantou,
zheijiage……”“gaosutamen,”wodaduanta,“zheishijiumingdaocao。zhuazhule,yihouyourouchi。zhuabuzhu,
jiuyiqichenchuan。jiage,nikanzhetan。dixianshi,bixubaozhengjibenpinzhihegongqi!santiannei,
woyaokandaodiyipifenjianhaode、keyongdefeiliaosongdaohezuozuofang!”“santian?!”chenfuzongshisheng。“dui,
santian!”wozhandingjietie,“zuobudao,nimingtianjiukeyiquyinxingmenkoupaiduilingqiansanfeile。
”chenfuzongdelianshunjianshabai,jinsiyanjinghoudeyanshenyinzhidishanleshan,zuizhongtuirandixiatou,
zhuaqishoujichongchulehuiyishi。“shengchanbu!shejibu!”wodemuguangsaoguoshengxiaderen,
“nimenxianzaiderenwuzhiyouyige:peihesuhe!like!mashang!jiwobacqusanhaokufangedichaotian!
basuoyouyouliyongjiazhidepiliao,wulundaxiao、wulunyanse、wulunxiaci!anzhaozhonglei、houdu、zhidi,
fenmenbielei!jianlixiangxide‘feiliao’shujuku!suheyaoshenme,nimenjiujishenme!tayaoren,nimenjiujiren!
tayaoshebei,nimenjiujiwobabiedeshengchanxiantingle,bashebeibanguoqu!
”beidianmingdeshengchanzongjianheshejizongjianmianwurense,dankanzhezhaodongneijihuyaochirendeyanshen,
kanzhechenfuzonglangbeichongchuqudebeiying,kanzhehuiyishilimimande、rutongmorishenpanbandejuewangqixi,
tamenzuizhongyezhinengyingzhetoupi,rereyingxia。“zhouzongjian,”wozuihoukanxiangjihuxutuodelaozhou,
“nifuzezongxiediao。dingjinmeiyigehuanjie!qian,yifenmeiyou。danren、wu、shijian,bixujiwokasi!
mingzaojiudianqian,woyaokandaoyifenxiangxide‘zhongshenggongfang’qidongfanganhewuliaoqingdanfangzaiwozhuoshang!
napashiyongmingqutian,yeyaojiwotianchulai!”laozhoudeshentihuanglehuang,
yanshenlizuihouneidianmangranbeiyizhongjinhubeizhuangdehenliqudai。tatingzhilegouloudebei,
yonglimoleyibalianshangdehan,sishengdao:“mingbai!luzong!wo……wojiushihuochuzheitiaoming,yejinindingsi!
”huiyijieshudeyichangxunsu。meiyouzhenglun,meiyouchepi,
zhishengxiayizhongbeibidaojuejinghou、jinhumamudezhixingli。gaocengmenxiangbeichouzoulehun,
youxiangbeishanglefatiaodemuou,miansechenzhongdiyuguanerchu,benxianggezineimiaomangdejihubucunzaide“zhanchang”。
woduziliuzaikongkuangdelingrenxinjidezhanlveshili。chuangwai,chengshidenihongyijiucuican,
quezhaobujinzheizuojijiangqingfudediguohexin。zhijiancanliuzhehongmuzhuomiandebinglengchugan,
heneifen“juemi”wenjianyingqiaobianyuandeluoyin。shoujipingmuturanliangqi,cipolechenji。
pingmushangtiaodongzhe“weiweibaobei”sigezi,houmiangenzheyichuanciyandehongsexinxingfuhao。yuanzhushezhidebeizhu,
xiangyidaochouloudeshangba。womianwubiaoqingdihuakaijietingjian,shenzhimeifangdaoerbian。“luchen!nizheigefengzi!
shenjingbing!budehaoside**!”linweiweixiesidilidekumashengshunjianzhakai,jianruidejihuyaocipoermo,
“nihuilewodeshengri!huilewodebao!nirangwochenglequanchengdexiaobing!nizenmebuqusia!wogaosuni,
wobashuole,hefeisituosiwanle!niwanle!nidengzhe!woyaorangniguizhelaiqiuwo!qiuwoyuanliangni!
buran……”“buranzenyang?”wodaduanta,shengyinpingjingdexiangjiebingdehumian,meiyouyisibolan,
“rangnidexinhuanzhangshao,yongtaneigekaochaodipifajiadebaofahulaodie,laishougouhefeisituoside‘laji’ma?
”dianhuaneitoushunjiankaqiao。zhishengxiacuzhong、cuoedechuanxi。“linweiwei,”wodeshengyintouguobinglengdedianbo,
qingxidichuandiguoqu,daizheyizhongchedibolide、jinhucanrendemoran,“congjinwanghou,wodeqian,wodedongxi,
wodeguhui,dougennimeiyoubanmaoqianguanxi。biezaidalai。nirangwoexin。”shuowan,budengtayourenhefanying,
wozhijieqiaduantonghua,zhijianzaipingmushanghuaguo,jiangzheigehaomatuojinleheimingdan。shijie,zhongyuchediqingjingle。
zhishengxiachuangwaiyeseshenchen,
heneizuozaiheianzhongchenmozhuli、sanfazhefuxiuyuweiruoxinshengqixide——cqusanhaoku。
tuikaicqusanhaokuneishanchenzhongderutongmuxuefengshidetiemen,
yigunongliedejihulingrenzhixidehunheqiweirutongshizhidelangchao,henhenpaidazailianshang。shichenai。
bainianshiguangchendianxialaide、houzhongdefangfonengyakuafeifudechenai。tamenwuchubuzai,
zaicanbaiyingjidengdeguangzhulifangun、miman,xijinbiqiangdaizheyizhongchenfudetuxingwei。shimeijun。
chaoshiyinlengdehuanjingziyangchude、lvdefahei、baideshenrendemeiban,rutongkuilandechuangba,
siyipamanleduijirushandepiliaokun、feiqidemojujia、shenzhibinglengdejinshuhengliang。
kongqilifudongzhetamenfubai、tianniyoudaizhesiwangqixidebaozi。shipige。
dingjideeyupi、tuoniaopi、xiaoyangpi、xiaoniupi……cengjingguangxianliangli、xiangzhengzheshenfenyushehuadedingjipiliao,
rujinxiangbeiyiqidelaji,huluandiduijizaiyiqi。shijian、chaoshiheyiwang,rangtamenshiquleguangze,
biandeganying、facui、bumanzhezhou,sanfachuyizhonghunzazheyuanshirouzhiqixide、nongliedaolingrenzuooudexingshanwei。
zheiguweidaobeimeijunhechenaibaoguozhe,fajiaozhe,
xingchengyizhongdutede、shuyu“feiliao”de、juewangdesiwangqixi。jizhangaoxuandeyingjidengtouxiacanbaideguangshu,
mianqiangzhaoliangcangkushenchuyixiaopianquyu。guangshuzhiwai,shiwubianwujide、lingrenxinjideheian。
duijidepiliaorutonglianmianqifude、siqudeshanluan,chenmodiyanshenxiangheianshenchu,kanbudaojintou。jiaoluoli,
judadefeiqifengrenjirutongchenmodegangtiejushouhaigu,fumanhuichenhezhuwang。
zheijiushihefeisituosibainianrongyaobeihou,beikeyiyiwangheyanmaidefulanneizang。
“ke……keke……”jishengyayidekesoushengcongyiduimolvsedeeyupisuiliaohoumianchuanlai。
suhexiaoxiaodeshenyingxianluchulai。tadaizheyigemingxianguodade、huipupudefangchenkouzhao,
zhiluchuyishuangyinweizhenjingheqiangkeerfanhongdeyanjing。tashenshangneijianxidefabaidemianbuqun,
cikezhanmanlehuichenhebumingwuzi。tahuailijinjinbaozheneigeyongbianjiaoliaopintiedefanbubao,
xiangbaozheweiyidefumu。tashenbian,zhanzhejigetongyanghuitoutulian、chuanzhegongzhuangderen。shejibudeshixishengxiaoyang,
yigezhazhemaweibian、lianshanghaidaizhedianyingerfeideguniang,cikezhengtulaodiyongshoushanzhemianqiandehuichen,
qiangdeyanleiwangwang。shengchanbudiaoguolaidelianggelaoshifu,wangshifuhelishifu,
doushichangliganlejishiniandelaopijiang,cikemeitouningchenglegeda,
cucaodeshouzhinianqiyipianbianyuanyijingfaheifacuideeyupisuiliao,youxianqididiukai,
duizheyanqianzheiwangbudaobiande“lajishan”lianlianyaotoutanqi。“lu……luzong……”suhekandaowo,
不当舔狗后我,靠边角料封神