四合院：开局先扇醒舔狗傻柱哥
《四合院：开局先扇醒舔狗傻柱哥》 小说介绍
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《四合院：开局先扇醒舔狗傻柱哥》 第1章 免费试读
“yushui，yushui，kuaigenzhesandamahuijia，biezaizheilishui。”
heyubeirenyaohuangzhe，zheicaimanmandezhengkaileyan，ranhoushunjianyanjingzhengdale，zheishinimashishenmedifang？shuiniguanzi？
“yushui，zheigejini，nikuaichi。”
“niyebiehenigejijiao，nigenaozibuhao，yeshibeijiajianeigexiaoguafumiyunleyan，zheicaiduinidongdeshou。”
heyushoulibeiyanqianzheigeshouruodedamasaijinleyigehuangbulajideculiangwowotou，kandetashimudengkoudai，zheishigeshaqingkuang？zheishijirenchideme？
ranhoutajiuganjuezijideweilichuanlaileyizhenzhuoregan，zuiliyefanqilesuanshui，zheishiede。
buguanle，xianchilezaishuo，sanliangxiajiujiejueleshoulizheigequantoudaxiaodeculiangwowotou，yedetachuilehaojixiazijidexiongkou。
nima，tasanshiliudni？meisanshiliudlaigesanshiliubyexinga！zheiyimapingchuandesuanzenmeyihuishia？
“yushui，bielengzhele，kuaigensandamahuijiaba，huijiahaohaohenigeshuoshuo，xiongmeiliangneihaiyougeyechou，shuokailejiucheng。”
ranhouheyujiubeilaqilai，zhuaizhezoule。
dingdong！laoda，wolaile！
zheishinaohailixiangqiyidaotongsheng，heyunaodaishunjianyiyun，chadianfanbaiyanle。
“laoda，ronghejiyibu？”tongshengzaicixiangqi。
“kuaidian，biebiwoshanni！”heyuehenhendeshuodao。
“laoda，nihaoxionghana！yaobushiwo，nijiubeizhadeshiguwucunle，zenmehaihuichuandaozheili，wuwuwu，nihaixiongwo，wobuhuole！”tongshengzaiheyudenaohailiaihaozhe，chaodetanaodaigengyunhule。
“老子数到三！”
“dingdong！suzhujiyironghe！”
ranhouheyudenaohaizhongyimumujiuxiangshifangdianyingyiyangbayuanshendejiyiquandourongheleyibian。
yuanlaizheijiushineigeqinshoumansiheyuan，morihaimeiyoulailindeshihoutazaigongsidechashuijiantinglianggenvtongshiliaoguo，ranhoutajiutingleyizui，zezeze，tadangshihaishuoshazhushiwudidatiangou，tiandaozuihouyiwusuoyou，jieguoxianzaitajiushishazhudemeimeile，zheizhenshizaoniea！
haibururangtazaimoshilishasangshini！yiyuanzidoubushihaodongxi，zhennimadegouqiang！
ciketajiushiheyushuile，shenchushoukankanzijidexiaoxigebo，zaiditoukankanzijixiongqiandeyimapingchuan，zheijianzhijiushizainana！
yuanzhujintianfangxuehuilai，zaozaodeshaohaolereshui，jiudengzhegegedaifanhehuilairecaichifanle，jieguotaneigetiangougege，yijinyuanzi，shoulidefanhejiubeiqinhuairuzheigexiaoguafujihongzoule。
yuanzhuqibuguojiushangqianyaoquqiang，beixiaoguafusanyanliangyucuanduodebeizijidegegechouleyigedaerguang。
darenbudalian，tebienvhaizi，beiyiyuanziderenkanzhe，yuanzhuqibuguojiukuzhepaolechuqu，zuihouduozaileyagangchangwaimiandeshuiniguanzilikuqi，kuzhekuzhejiushuizhele，ranhoutajiulaile。
shenshoumolemozijizhongqilaidelian，heyukaishiyaoya，nima，haohaohao，gandawodelian，nishazhuhaizhenshixianmingzhang。
“yushuia！sandamajianishizhidaode，renkouduo，meibanfazhinengshengxiayigewotoujini，nibuyaoguaiwo，huiquhenigehaohaoshuojijuruanhehua，buyaochaojia，dengnigaozhongbiyele，zhaogehaoduixiang，jiachuqu，jiubiezaihuilaile。”
“nizheigegege，shizhiwangbushangle。”
heyuyejiushiheyushui，kanzhelazhezijixuxutaotaodesandama，yonglidewolewotadeshou。
“sandama，wozhidaole，ninfangxin，woheyushuibushiwangenfuyideren。”
tajidejiuzaizijiheshazhuqubaodingzhaohedaqingdeshihou，baiguafumeiyoujitamenjinmen，fanerjitaliangjiganlechulai，houlaihuidaosiheyuanhou，shazhushinanhai，houyuandelaolongziheyizhonghaidouduitahenhao，ertashigenvhaizi，shazhuzaideshihouyouchidehainengjitayikou，shazhubuzaideshihou，taedeshoubule，zhaoshangmenqu，zheiliangjiameiyouyigejitakouchide。
tajidezaiyigexiaxuedewuhou，gegequxuechubuzaijia，taedeshizaishibuxingle，quqiaoleyidamajiademen，mingmingtatingdaolimianyouren，yidamadoumeiyoujitakaimen。
tayoudaolehouyuanlaolongzijia，laolongziyongguaizhangjitanianchulaile，zuishanghaishuoyigeyatoupianzijiuzhidaochi，yidianyebuhaisao。
zuihoutaezheduzizoudaoqianyuan，zuozaimenkoudenggegexuechuhuilai，yunzailemenkou，haishisandamajitadaihuilejia，yongbangeyumiwotouzhuchenghuhujitaweilexiaqu，yaoburandangshijiuesile。
sandayeyanfuguishixiaoxuelaoshi，yigerendegongziyangzheyidajiazidequeburongyi，liukourendouzhangzhesandayeershiqikuaiwudegongzishenghuozhe。
sandamayoumeiyougongzuo，zaijiadoushixixishuanshuanzhaoguhaizizuofan，dingduoqujiedaoshanggaoyidianhuochaihezilaijiahu，butieyixiajiayong。
dianshijushangshuosandayejiakousou，bukousouzenmeyanghuozheiyidajiazi，zheishidaiyousheiguoderongyide，sannianziranzaihaibushinaozhewande。
“yushuia!nishigecongminghaizi，zheigejianijinkuaitaolizuihao，yaoburannigexuehanbeijiajiaxiganle，liannidouhuibeilianleide。”
sandamazaibierenyanlijiushiyigetiantianweizheguotaizhuandelaodama，heyushuicikejiujuedesandamashizheigeyuanziliweishubuduodecongmingren。
“sandama，woxiangmingbaile，xiexieni。”
“ninfangxin，woheyushuibushineimehaoqifude，shazhudawodeneiyibazhang，jiuyijingdaduanlewomenxiongmeizhijiandeqingfen。”
“congxianzaikaishi，chilewodejiwotuchulai，nalewode，jiubatashoudaduan。”
sandamachijingdekanzheheyushui，zheiyatoumozhengle，haishibeishazhujidashale？zenmeshuohuhuani？
liangrenhenkuailaidaolenanluoguxiangzheigedayuanmenkou，gangdaomenkoujiutingdaolimianchuanchulaijiazhangshidezhaohundafa。
{yihouheyujiushiheyushui，wojiubulaihuidaotengle。}
heyushuiyanjingliangle，haojiahuo，zhaohunfashixianchangzhaohun，liuliuliu，tayaoqukankanshizenmegeshi！
“laojiaa！dongxua！kuailaijizheixieqifuwomenjiajiaguerguamudechushengjidaizoua！”
“meiyoutianlile，yigeyatoupianzidouganqifuwomenjiajia。”
“zhenshizaoniea！laojiaa！dongxua！zheishibujiwomenjiajiahuolua！”
heyushuijinleyuanzijiukandaoyigemeiqiguanzichengjingleyiyangdelaotaipozuozaidishangsapo，zuiliyibianma，haiyibianpaidazhezheidimian，yangqidehuichenpiaolemanyuanzidoushi。
jianguohoubushibujidongwuchengjing？e！yeshi！meiqiguanzibushidongwu。