《四合院:舔狗变情圣》 小说介绍
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youqingtishi:wenzhanghenlipu,qingjiehengouxue,qingwudainaoguankan。
四合院名人名言:
yidaye:“paokaishishibutan,nandaonijiumeiyoucuoma?”
erdaye:“qishiyanghaizijiugenyanggoushiyiyangde,niduitaheyanyuese,tajiuduiniziyaliezui;niduitagunbangxiangjia,tajiuduiniyaoweiqilian。”
sandaye:“chibuqiong,chuanbuqiong,suanjibudaocaishouqiong!”
jiazhangshi:“wopingbenshijiedeqian,pingshenmeyaohai?”
有诗云:
renjiedilingyagangchang,wohuzanglongsiheyuan。
bujinnvseheyuzhu,bingqingyujieqinhuairu。
daodeshengjunyizhonghai,danbomingliliuhaizhong。
leshanhaoshiyanbugui,guangmingleiluoxudamao。
cimeishanmujiazhangshi,zhienbibaojiabanggeng。
……
1963年,春。
(yinweijuqingxuyao,shijianxianyuyuanzhulveyouchuru)
轧钢厂食堂。
“shifu,shijianchabuduole!”
yidaoshengyinrangheyuzhumimihuhudezhengkaileyanjing,kanjianyanqianshuxideyiqie,tayizhenmangran。
dianguanghuoshizhijian,heyuzhunaohaizhizhongdechuyigejielun——tazhongshengle。
heyuzhuhailaibujiweizhongshengerxiyue,jiujianyigexiaopangdunnazheyigekongpingzi,nieshouniejiaodezoujinlechufang。
zuoyoutoumiaojiyan,jianmeirenzaiyi,xiaoxinyiyideduanqijiangyoupingzi,kaishiwangkongpingzilidaojiangyou。
kanzheyanqiandexiaopangdun,qianshidezhongzhonglimafuxianzaiheyuzhuyanqian,yizhonghenyizhichongtianlinggai…
heyuzhushunjianshuangmuchihong,biaoqingzhengning,sanbubingzuoliangbuzoudaolexiaopangdundeyanqian,yixunleibujiyanerzhishi,yibajiuzhuxiaopangdunxiongqiandeyifu,shaoweiyiyonglijiujiangxiaopangduntidaolekongzhong。
xiaopangdundajingshise,“shazhu,niganshenme,kuaifangwo…”
“啪啪…”
haibudaixiaopangdunshuowan,heyuzhujiujibazhangzhaohuzailetadelianshang。
heyuzhushihanhenchushou,suoyiwanquanmeiyoushouli,shaneizhijian,xiaopangdundelianshangjiufuxianchujigexuehongdebazhangyin,zuijiaohaishenchulexianxue…
“呜呜…”
xiaopangdunyizhangkou,liangkeyachijiuhunzhexueshuidiaolechulai。
“shazhu,nigeduanminggui,jurangandaxiaoye,woyaogaosuwomamahenainai,rangtamenjiangniqiandaowanguale…”
heyuzhujianxiaopangdunhaiganzhoumata,nuqigengsheng,taiqishouyouyaozhaohushangqu…
zheishi,fanyingguolaidemahua,yibabaozhuheyuzhu,jishengdao:“shifu,biedale,zaidajiudahuaile…”
mahuayebuzhidaozijideshifuzenmele?
qianyimiaohaijiangbanggengdangqinerziduidai,zheimezhuanyanjian,jiujiangbanggengdangshafuchourenyibanwangsilizou。
mahuabennengdexiangdao,bunengrenyoushifuzaizheimedaxiaqule,banggengchushi,zijideshifuyeluobudaohao。
heyuzhulengyanrudaodekanxiangmahua,“nijilaozigunkai,buranlaozilianniyiqida!”
mahuayingshangheyuzhuneiemobandeyanshen,tongkongjuzhen,hanmaozhaqi,buyouzizhudesongkaileshou。
meiyouleshufu,heyuzhulingliedemuguangzaiciluozailexiaopangdunshenshang,taxianzaixinzhongzhiyouyigeniantou,yaojiangyanqiandebaiyanlanghuohuodasi,yibaoqianshizhichou。
xiaopangdunkanzheheyuzhuneizhengningdemianmu,dunshihedewawadaku,“jiuminga!jiuminga!!!”
zheishi,liulanyecongzhenjingzhonghuifuleguolai,dahouyisheng。
“shazhu,niganshenme,zheikeshiqinhuairudeerzi,erqienijiangtadasile,niyedejinjianyu。”
liulandeyishengnuhou,rangheyuzhushenquweizhan,chihongdeshuangtongyejianjianhuifuleqingming…
heyuzhudunshiyizhenhoupa,ruguozhenjiangbanggengzheibaiyanlangjidasile,tagangzhongshengjiudejinjianyu。
baochoudefangshiyouhenduozhong,hebibazijidajinquni?
zhengzaicishi,yizhanglvlianshangliuzhubazihudenanzichongjinchufang,yibaqiangguobanggeng,dengyandao:
“shazhunihaodadedanzi,jinggannvedaertong,woyaoshangbaobaoweike,zhuaniquyoujie…”
xudamaohuayingangluo,heyuzhushabaodadequantoujiudazailetadebiliangshang,dunshixueliuruzhu。
“aiyo,shazhunigehunzhangwangbadan,nizheicisidingle,nvedaiertongdeexingbeifaxian,jingranhaiganoudarexinqunzhong,woyidingyaojubaoni!“
“buyongmafanniquzhaobaoweikele,worangrenbangniquzhao。”heyuzhulengchiyisheng,zhuantouduimahuashuo:
“mahua,nilimaquyitangbaoweike,jiushuoxudamaolianhechangwairenyuan,daoqugongjiacaiwu,beiwomenzhuagezhengzhe,rangtamenganjinguolaiyitang。”
“haolei!”mahuawenyan,maibuyuzou。
xudamaowenyan,liansedabian。
“dengdeng,woheshilianhechangwairenyuan,daoqugongjiacaiwule?shazhu,nikebiehushuobadao。”
heyuzhulengxiaozhezhilezhibanggengshouzhongdeboliping,“banggengdaoqugongjiadejiangyou,gangbeiwomenzhuazhu,nixudamaojiujishichuxianjiuxiabanggeng。
woyouliyouhuaiyinihebanggeng,liyingwaihedaoqugongjiacaichan,banggengshiwaizei,nidashamaojiushineigeneizei,buranzenmehuizheimeqiao,xiaotougangbeizhuazhu,nijiuchuxian?”
mahuayanjingdiliuyizhuan,jimangfuhedao:
“shifushuodedui,dashamaogangcaikendingzaiwaimianbafeng,ruguoyiqieshunli,dashamaojiuhebanggengyiqifenzang,ruguobanggengbeifaxian,dashamaojiulijichuxianweiqijiewei。”
liulanyefuhedao:“xudamao,bu,dashamao,renzhengwuzhengqiquan,nijiuchengrenleba,tanbaicongkuan,kangjucongyan。”
xudamaodunshibeiqideqiqiaoshengyan,mianrongniuqu,jizhiheyuzhusanren,nuhoudao:
“shenmewojiuchengrenle,nimendou**fangpi,laozicaibushishenmeneizei,gengmeiyoulianheshenmechangwairenyuan,daoqugongjiacaiwu。”
heyuzhudandandao:“neinizenmejieshiwomengangzhuazhuxiaotou,nijiujishichuxian?”
xudamaogengzhebozidao:“doushiqiaohe,woshiyinweichanglingdaoyaoqingwochifan,wolaitongzhiniyisheng。”
heyuzhuyanpidoumeitaiyixia,manlianbuxiedao:“feiwu,sagehuangdoubuhuisa,woyoubushinidezhixilingdao,changlingdaoyaoqingnichifan,niyongdezhelaitongzhiwoma?”
“mahua,nihailengzheganshenme,haibukuaiqutongzhibaoweike。”
banggengzheixiaotuzaizikebusha,jianheyuzhuzhenyaoshangbaobaoweike,shounabanpingzijiangyouyiliuyanjiutaopaole。
tazhidaozhiyaobaoweikeyilai,xudamaoheheyuzhuzaobuzaoyangtabuzhidao,tazhizhidaotakendinghuizaoyang。
jianbanggengtaozou,heyuzhulianshangdexiaoronggengjiacanlanle。
“dashamaonicanle,jiushiyinweinidewuguzulan,cairangxiaotoutizhezangwutaopaole,nixianzaishihuangnibadiaojinkudanglibushishiyeshishi。”
xudamaowenyan,xinlihuangdeyipi,buguoshunjianyouzhendinglexialai。
“shazhu,nishaozaizheixuzhangshengshi,banggengshiqinhuairudeerzi,wobuxiangxin,nizhenrenxinshangbaobaoweike,rangbanggengqudunjianyu。”
heyuzhuxieletayiyan,“woyoushenmeburenxinde,wozheishizaijiubanggeng,zuzhitazaicuowudedaolushangyuezouyueyuan。”
“kuangqie,banggenghaizheimexiao,nalaidedanzilaiyagangchangtoudongxi,kendingshinigedashamaozaibeihousongyongtade!”
xudamaoxiesidilidepaoxiaodao:”nitemefangpi,laozimeiyousongyongbanggeng,yebushineigui,gengmeiyouhebanggengliyingwaihedaoqugongjiadecaichan…”
“zheihuanihaishiliuzhejibaoweikedetongzhishuoba。”
heyuzhudanrandetaoletaoerduo,suijiduizhemahuanuhoudao:“mahuanizenmehaimeiyouqubaoweike,haiyaolaozishuojibian?”
mahuarumengchuxing,“shifubieshengqi,wolimaqu。”
jianheyuzhutielexindeyaoshangbaobaoweike,xudamaodunshijile,shunjianhuanshangyifuchanmeidexiaolian。
“shazhu,bu,zhuye,womenkeshicongxiaowandaodadehaogemen,nikanzheijianshinengbunengsixialijiejue?”
haogemen?guicaihenishihaogemen,nigetoushangzhangchuangjiaodiliunongdehuaizhong,henbudefenfenzhongnongsilaozi,haiyoulianshuoshihaogemen,zhentemexuwei。
heyuzhuxuyuweishedao:“zheizenmexing,suiranwoliangsijiaobucuo,dangongshigong,sishisi,woqinengyinsifeigong?”
xudamaoxinlimamaipi,lianshangxiaoxixi,“zhuye,baoweikedetongzhimenneimemang,jiyaobaoweichanglingdaodeanwei,youyaofangzhiditelaichangligaopohuai,zheidianxiaoshiwomensixialijiejuediaojiuxingle,hebizaiqumafanbaoweikedetongzhini?”
heyuzhuweiweidiantou,guzuoweinandao:“neiyaozenmejiejueni?”
xudamaodayilinrandao:“bujiushiyipingjiangyouma,caijigeqian,weileburangbaoweikedetongzhimenfenxin,wojuedingsirentaoyaobaobazheigekulongtianshang。”
“meixiangdaodamaotongzhijinghaiyouzheizhongjuewu,wowuhuakeshuo,weiyouchengquan。”
heyuzhumeitouyitiao,shuangshouyitan,“neijiqianba,shiyuanqian!”
xudamaolianseshunjianheilexialai,“yipingjiangyoushikuaiqian,nizheijiangyoushijinzizuodema,zheimegui?”
heyuzhubumandao:“dashamao,nizhenyiweiwomenchufangzhidiuleyipingjiangyouma,qiantiandiuleyizhiji,shangqiantiandiuleyizhiya,shitianqiandiuleshijinzhurou,bangeyueqiandiuleershijinbangzimian…”
xudamaoetouqingjinbaoqi,sihoudao:“shazhubieshuole,bujiushishikuaiqian,wopeihaibuchengma?”
heyuzhuyilianyihuodao:“nihaoxianghenmianqiang,yaobuhaishitongzhibaoweikeba?”
xudamaowenyan,haoxuanmeiyikoulaoxuepenchulai,lianshangqiangjichuxiaorong,“bumianqiang,yidianbumianqiang!”
heyuzhuxiaomimidao:“jiranbumianqiang,neikuaidiantaoqianba!”
xudamaoliansebianhuanleshuci,zuizhongcaixinbuganqingbuyuandetaochushiyuanqiandixiangheyuzhu。
heyuzhuzhengzhunbeitaishouqujie,xudamaoyouhuranjiangshiyuanqianshoulehuiqu。
四合院:舔狗变情圣