啥？开学他就拿下校花了
《啥？开学他就拿下校花了》 小说介绍
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《啥？开学他就拿下校花了》 第2章 免费试读
“啪！”
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“sujiang，nishibushifengle？！”
“nishibushijuede，chengjihaojiunengweisuoyuweile？”
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“laozhangnitingwojieshi……”
“你叫我什么？！”
“keke……zhanglaoshi！”
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“e……yuanyinjiushi……”
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zongbunenggaosulaozhangxitongdeshierba？
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“哈？”
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“呼！”
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“噗！”
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我不信？
老子是不敢信！
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“那安柔……”
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“滚滚滚！”
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danshi……woyaozheiwanyiyoushenmeyong？
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“xitong，zheigejineng，zannenghuanhuanma？”
【不能！】
“neizanyoumeiyouyijiankaitiandeneizhongjineng？”
【没有！】
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【suzhusiwang，xitongzidongjiechu！】
“woqunidayede……”
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“真废物！”
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