《制作喜剧:全网催我上春晚》 小说介绍
《zhizuoxiju:quanwangcuiwoshangchunwan》shiyibulingrenxinchishenwangdezuopin,jiangshulelinzhuoshentangzaizhuiqiumengxiangdedaolushangjinglidejianxinyufuchu。linzhuoshentangfendoubuzhi,mianduizhegezhongtiaozhanhekaoyan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuyuhuzhu,linzhuoshentangbuduanchengzhang、gaibian,bingzuizhongshixianleziwochaoyue。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanyongqiyuxiwang,zheijuhuacierdetongshi,yerangtamenjuedeyouxiehaoxiao。diyiming?hai“huina”?zenmezhe,nishinengyuzhiweilaia?congdaoshudiyinixidiyi,neishishenmegai……jiangdianranduzheneixindejiqing。
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xuanhaoxijuzuopin,benzhezhijizhibidedasuan,linzhuodakaidiannao,sousuolejinjinianwangluopingxuandeyouxiuxiaopinlaikan。
jieguofaxian,zheixiexiaopinbushi“baojiaozi”,jiushi“guonianla~”,yaomejiushiyanzheyanzheturanjiuyanleiwangwangdijiangdaolishanqing。
linzhuolianmangheshangdiannao,rourouyanjing,gantanzheigeshijiedexiaopinshaozoulesanshinian“wanlu”。
taxianzaikeyikending,zhiyaojiangxitongzhongqianshideyouxiuzuopinfukechulai,jueduinianyazheigeshijiedetongxing。
wanshijubei,linzhuobuzaidange,chumendaleliangwurenjiashichuzuche,shuruxiaozhurenjidedizhi,qianwangkuailemahuatuanduidesuozaidi。
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cishi,modouyizuoxiaobieshunei,kuailemahuadechengyuanmenzhengjuzaiyiqi,gegechourongmanmian。
tamenmianqianzhuozibaileyitaidiannao,zhengzaigenyiyuanlideshentangshipintonghua。
zaijieshoulelaotongxuedetuijianhou,shentanglikezhaojizhongren,xuanbulezheigexiaoxi。
tingwanhou,malirenbuzhuwendao:“shentanga,nineilaotongxuekaopuma?zenmebayigegangbiyedexueshengtuijianguolaile?”
pingmushangshentanghuidao:“laoxiaobushishuodahuaderen,jirantashuoneixiaohuoziyoucaihua,neiduobancuobule。”
jiezheyouxiaolexiao,dao:“zaishuole,zanmenhaiyouqitaxuanzema?guojitianjiuyaoludierqijiemule,simadanghuomayiba。”
pangbianailunyequanmalidao:“zhiyaodierqijiemuzanmenbunadaoshu,bubeitaotai,daoshihoushentanghuilai,neijiuhaiyoujihui。”
叮铃铃~
malihaixiangshuoshenme,quebeiwaimiandemen**daduan。
“zheimekuaijiudaole?”ailunshuowan,jiuyaochuqukaimen,youbeishentangjiaozhu:
“taiduhaodianer,renjiashilaibangmangde。”
ailundiandiantou,chuqukaimen。
来的正是林卓。
kandaokaimenderenshiailun,linzhuoweixiaodao:“nihao,woshixiaolaoshituijianlaidedaoyanjianbianju。”
jinguanshentangyijingzhufuguo,dankandaolinzhuoneizhangguoyunianqingdelian,ailunxinlihaishiyoudianshiwang,danmianshangmeiyoubiaoxianchulai,tongyangxiaodao:
“nihaonihao,genwolaiba。”
linzhuojinrubieshudating,biankandaolepingmuhoumiandeshentang。
shentangzaojiunadaolelinzhuodezhaopian,yebuyongzaiquerenshenfen。
jiantaguolai,shentangkailegewanxiao:“xiaohuozizhangtingshuaia,doukuaigenwoyiyangle,haha。”
shuowanbudenglinzhuofanying,youdao:“nilailejiuhao,neibianzanshimafanni,wozheierhaidezaiyangyizhou。”
linzhuodiandiantou:“shentanglaoshifangxinba,youwozai,meiwentide。”
shentangtingwanhahayixiao,zhidanglinzhuoshizaianweiziji,bingmeiyoudangzhen。
shenhoumaliailundengrentingwan,buyouzhoumei,xinxiangzheinianqingrenkouqiyetaidale,jiusuanshishentangzaizheier,yebuganbahuashuozheimeman。
linzhuobingbuzhidaoqitarendexiangfa,yougenshentanghanxuanjiju,suijijieshutonghua。
ranhouzhuanshenzuodaopangbianshafashang,duizhongrendao:
“geweilaoshi,zanmenzheibiandeqingkuangwodoulejieguole,buyongdanxin,suiranshentanglaoshizanshibuzai,danbingbudaibiaowomenjiuzuobuchuhaozuopin。”
malitingwanzheihua,xinzhongbuyiweiran。
yaozhidaoshentangjiushikuailemahuadehexin,yiwangmahuazuopinzhongxijubaofuquankaotacainengfahuixiaoguo,huanchengqitaren,jiushimeineiweier。
buguokanqitachengyuanchourongmanmian,weiletizhenshiqi,maliyezhinengshunzhelinzhuodehuawangxiashuo:
“meicuo,zheiweilin……laoshishuodedui。jiusuanshentangbuzai,neihaiyouwo,youailun,youwangningchangyuanni。”
shuowanyouwenlinzhuo:“linlaoshi,niduizanmenjiexialaidejiemuyoushenmexiangfama?nifangxin,woshenmejiaosedounengyan。”
linzhuodiandiantou,buhaoyisidao:“woshouliqueshiyoujigexiaopinjuben。buguo,zheicidejubenbingbuxuyaomalilaoshichuchang。”
什么?这是什么话?
linzhuohuayingangluo,zhongrenliansedoubianle。
yaozhidaopingshituanduiliyanchuxiaoguozuihaodejiushishentanghemali。
shentangbuzaiyijinggouyaomingdele,xianzaimalizheigemeishideniyeburangshangchang?
zheibudengyuzifeiwugongma?
malilianseyebutaihaokan,yaobushiyoushentangdabaopiao,tajihuyaoyiweilinzhuoshilaizachangzide。
tanulibaochizhuweixiao,youwendao:“nei,linlaoshijuedegairangsheishangchangni?”
linzhuosizhouyikan,kandaosangeshuximiankong,shuodao:“ailun,wangning,changyuan,jubenxuyaozheisanwei。”
ailunsanrentingwan,dunshilengzhu,youxiebutaixiangxin:a?wo?
zheigeshijiedetamensuiranjingchangzaikuailemahuazuopinzhongchuxian,youyidingzhimingdu,danyandedoushipeijiao,yonglaichentuoshentanghuozheshenmaerren。
rujintingdaolinzhuoyaotamensanrenshangchang,xinzhongbumianyouxietante。
malitingwan,yejuedebukaopu,bijingzheisanrencongmeiyouduzizhichengzuopindejingyan,hennanbaozhengxiaoguo。
dantayebuhaozhijiejujue,yushishuodao:“nengrangwomenkankanlinlaoshidejubenma?”
linzhuoshuodao:“keyi,wojieyongyixiadiannao。”
malidiandiantou,zhiqiantajianlinzhuokongshoulaide,xinlihaifandigu,xianzaikanlailinzhuoyinggaishidailedianziwenjianguolai。
yankanlinzhuodakaidiannao,zhongrenzhengdengtanachuupanzhileidecunchushebei。
jieguoquekandaolinzhuobuhuangbumangdidakaileword,ranhoupilipalazaijianpanshangqiaodaqilai。
qitarenjianzhuangzhijielengzhule。
xianxie?zheixiaozizhenbushilaizachangzidema?
malizhiganjuezijixueyayoudiangao,zoushangqianyaoyashuodao:“lin……linzhuolaoshi,nizheijubenshixianxiedema?”
linzhuoyibiandazi,yibianhuidao:“yebusuanshi,zheigejubenwozaojiuyoule,zhibuguolaidecongmang,zhinengxianzaixiele。”
qishitawanquankeyibajubenxiehaozaidaiguolai,danzuizhonghaishixuanzexianchangdachulai。
yinweinachushixianxiehaodejuben,hezaizhongmukuikuizhixiaxiechuyibujuben,jirendezhenhanshiwanquanbuyiyangde。
linzhuozuoweibianjuhedaoyan,zhihouhaiyaozhidaomahuatuanduipailianxiaopin,zhiyouxianbatamenzhenzhu,cainengbaozhengjiexialaidepailianshunlijinxing。
malitingwan,zuodaoshafashangbuzaishuohua。
现场写剧本?
zheigelinzhuoyaomeshijueshitiancai,yaomejiushigepianzi,haishizuichundeneizhong。
tayijingjueding,zhiyaolinzhuodejubenzhiliangbuguoguan,napayoushentangdeguanxizai,tayeyaobazheigepianzihongchuqu!
yishijian,datingzhonganjingxialai,zhiyoulinzhuodazideshengyinhuidang。
ertasuoxiedejuben,zhengshiqianshikuailemahuadechunwanxiaopinzhiyi,《dachengxiaoshi》。
制作喜剧:全网催我上春晚