《射炮都能造,你说这是食品厂?》 小说介绍
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《射炮都能造,你说这是食品厂?》 第2章 免费试读
baomihuakeyiluanbeng,danshihuabunengluanjiang。
尤其是在法庭上。
benggebaomihuabarenzaoweixingjibenglexialai。
zheideshiheleduoshaocainengshuochudehuaa?
shangluhuidawanfaguandewentizhihouxianchangdeqifenbiandeyouxieweimiao。
chulekongsufangneibianshenqingyansuzhiwai,qitadeguanzhongbaokuofaguan,shenzhiliantongtazheibiandelvshizhangyidadouyouxiekuxiaobude。
ruguobushichanghebuyunxudehua,gujitamenzaojiubengbuzhule。
biqibaomihualuzidaodinengbunengbengxiaweixingzheijianshierlai,tamengenghaoqideshibeigaofangdejingshenzhuangtaishifoulianghao。
这不妥妥神经病嘛!
“ge,bienao!”zhangyidayongkenqiudetaidu,xiwangshanglunengzhongxinzuzhiyixiayuyan。
shuodaozhei,beigaoxishangdeshanglugengshinanyanwunaizhise。
buguaizhouweirenbuxiangxin,jiuliantabenrenyemeiyouxiangdao,benggebaomihuanengjitabengdekaitingle,zuiyaomingdehaishijunshifating,yeshimeisheile。
erzheijianshiqingdeqiyinhaiyaocongtadexitongshuoqi。
没错。
shangluchuanyuele,chuanyuedaoleyigegenlanxingpingxingdeshijie。
kaijuhuodeyijiajijiangdaobideshipinjiagongchang。
muqianzhuyingchanpin——baomihua。
haoba,yixiazizhaodaoledaobidegenbenyuanyin。
没有人买……
xianrujinchuledianyingyuannengmaichuquzhiwai,qitadifanggenbenwurenwenjin。
buguohaozai,tianwujuerenzhilu。
系统如约而至。
tajuexingdezheigexitongmingzijiaozuoqingxuzhiheikejixitong。
gumingsiyizhiyaoleijizugouduodeqingxuzhijiukeyiduihuanyixieheikejichanpin。
【叮咚!】
【gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibao,baomihualuziyijia!】
【宿主:商陆】
【wupin:baomihualuzi】
【keshengchanshipin:baomihua】
【zhu:dangqingxuzhidadaoyidingchengdudeshizidongjiesuogengduoheikeji】
jiranxitongdouzheiyangshuole,shanglunayoujujuededaoli。
不就是情绪系统嘛!
zhiboshougeguanzhongdeqingxuzhi,buranzenmejiesuogengduoheikeji?
shibuyichi,nachuxinshoudalibao,zhijiekaibeng!
kanzhezheigegaodawuliumi,qiezuyoulanqiuchangzheimedademingwei【jianxing】dedapaozhuangbaomihualuzi。
商陆倍感欣慰。
tenainaide,xitongchupin,bishujingpin。
lianbenggebaomihuadouzheimehualihushao。
yezhenghaofangbiantazhibozhengjiemuxiaoguole。
yushihu,houmiandejuqing,keyixiangxiangdedao。
zhubozaizhibojianwangyoumendegonghuoxia,chaozhetianshanglaileyifa。
ranhouzaidajiadejianzhengxia,yidaoyanhuaxuanlanchansheng,jianzhimeidelingrentaozui。
【震惊值+1】
【+1】
【+1】
【……】
nengkanyanhuadetongshi,hainengshouhuoqingxuzhi,shuang!
zhishitayoudianhaoqi,weishazheibaomihualuzihainengbengchuyanhualaini?
guantani,haokanjiuwanle!
zhengdangshangluchenjinzaizhei**zhongshi,tianxiayidaoheiyingmaozheyanzhuiluolexialai。
观众傻了。
商陆也傻了。
ganggangdehaoxiangbushiyanhua。
【震惊值+2】
【+2】
【+2】
【……】
huaile,bengdaobumiaodedongxile,yaobuliuleba!
haimeidengtafanyingguolai,turanzhouweichuxianleyiqunzichengshilaoxiangderen,xiangyaogentataojiaoyixiabengbaomihuadejiqiao。
liangsanjuxiantanzhong,shangluturanliangyanyihei,shiqulezhijue。
dengtazaixinglaideshihoujiuyijingkaitingle。
当时他还很诧异。
zijiyemeiyoushuzhongfen,chuanbeidai,dalanqiua,zenmekaitingkaidezheimecubujifang?
jifenzhonghou,tacaimingbai,zijizheishibeiguoneizangzhedejiandiejiansuanle!
xianglaiyeshi,zhengzheimeyigeshuodawubidebaomihualuzi,gendapaoyiyang,nagejiandiebuxindong?
zhiyuweishazheiqunrenbuchentaxuyaotaming,fanerpaodaozheimedalaoyuandedifangkaiting,tajiubudeerzhile。
kenengzheiqunrendoushixiaoheiziyeshuobudingni?
“ge,bienao,zanjiubenggebaomihuayoubushikaishenmehuojianpao,nanengdaxialairenzaoweixinga!zaishuole,huojianpaoyinggaiyebunengbaweixingdaxialaiba。”zhangyidabankaiwanxiaodeshuodao。
思绪回到法庭上。
tinglelvshidehua,shanglurenzhendediandiantou。
“meicuo,huojianpaodabuxialai。”
zhangyidalianshangturanluchuweixiao。
这就对了嘛!
“danshi……wodebaomihualuzihaoxiang……neng。”
【怨气值+200】
“ni!”zhangyidamengle,lianseshunxiwanbian,shierzhengning,shierhuangkong,shierfennu,shierwunai,“xinhao,biegaoage!”
shuowantabuzaikanshanglu,zhuanermianxianglefaguan,“faguandaren,tashuotadebaomihualuzinengbaweixingdaxialai,nixinma?”
faguanmeitoujinsuo,jiandingdeyaoyaotou,yisibuyaneryu。
十分的不信。
“nei,nimenni?”zhangyidayoubamuguangtouxianglepangtingxiwei。
“不信!!!”
观众们集体呐喊。
zhangyidatuozhexiabarenzhensisuo,“jirandajiadoubuxin,neimewokeyidechulaiyigejielun!”
“wojuedewodeweituorenkenengyoudianjingshenbuzhengchang!”
“艹!破案了!”
商陆:神金!
shangluqishiyebuxiangchengrenzheiyidian,danshiduimianzuozhedeneiyiqunrensihubuzheimerenwei。
“我们相信!”
kongsufangxiweishang,zhongyuyourenkaikoushuohua。
而且语出惊人。
zhangyidatinglenanyanzhenjingzhise,“baomihualuzibengxiarenzaoweixingzheizhongshiqingyeyourenxiangxin?”
“neizheiluzideshishenmedunweidea,nengzheimeniubi!”
shuozhe,zhangyidanachushoujidiaochulelongguochuantongbaomihualuzidezhaopian,bingqiechuansongdaolefatingdapingmushang。
shayebieshuole,kantuba!
jiuzheizhongxiaoxiaodeyehenkeaideluzi,taxiangneigenengdaxialaiweixingdeyangzima!
“zaijieshiyibian,zheishishipinjiagonggongju,bujubeishashangli!”
“suoyixianzaiwojuededangwuzhijishidaizhewodedangshirenquguayigejingshenke!”
“ruguoyoubiyaodehua,yekeyirangkongsufangdouquguayigejingshenkechacha。”
zhengshuozheni,zheigeshihoutashenhoudapingmushangdetupianfashenglebianhua。
yizhangxindezhaopianbeichuanleshangqu。
ganshoudaoyiyangdezhangyidahuiguotoulai,kanzhezhaopian,gengshiyilianhuyi,“sheifanglezhangdapaotupianshanglai?”
raner,tahuayingangluo,muguangxiangxiayidong,bujingyidekanjianlezhaopianshangzhanzaidapaopangbianzhengyangyizhehuankuaixiaorongdeshanglu。
瞬间,他亚麻呆住。
几个意思啊?
wodedangshirenhaigendapaoheguoying?
“zheijiushitadebaomihualuzi,womenxianchangpaidaode。”fasongtupianshangdapingmuderenjieshidao。
张益达:“……”
tayilianshengwukeliandehuiguotoulaikanzheshanglu。
suiranmeiyoukaikouxunwen,danshiconghouzhedixiatouyilianxinxudebiaoqingshangbunancaichu。
zheishishiyoubajiushizhende。
不是,哥们……
niganggangshuodebaomihualuzishizheiwanyi?
shenmebaomihualuzigenyihuowucangkusideneimedaa!
kanlaigaikanjingshenkedeshiwoa!
他彻底无语住了。
shiyizhici,hainengzenmebanni?
zhixiwang,nixiaozi,xiacikaitingdeshihoujidedaishangnideluzia,**!
【怨气值+200】
射炮都能造,你说这是食品厂?