《什么破系统,只能搞女人的钱?》 小说介绍
《shenmepoxitong,zhinenggaonvrendeqian?》shicaibuluanhuaqiansuochuangzuodeyibulingrentaozuidedoushixiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaomingjingtangqianqianzhankai,ronghelelangmandeaiqing、cijidemaoxianheshenkederenshengzheli。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqixinidemiaoshuhelingrenxindongdeqingganmiaoxieeryingdeleduzhemendexiai。erliguangchaohaishineifuxiaozhangdeyangzi,tianbupadibupa,taqieleyisheng,chaofengdao:“hehe,mingjingnihaibaojing,nimeizhengjujingchadouhuibuguanni,jingchadiyigezhua……。
《什么破系统,只能搞女人的钱?》 第3章 年轻人,耗子尾汁 免费试读
mingjinghezhouchengweiliaolehuierbianfenkaile,chaojiadefangxiangzouqu,danhaimeizoujibu,tangqianqianjiuquerfufan,shenbianhaigenzheyigenansheng。
neinanshengxiangmaoputong,shencaishouruo,jiaocaiyishuangchengliangfaheidepixie,faxingshiyouxiegaoxiaodeshamate,lianpangmobuqudeqingse,biaoqingquedaizheyisixionghen。
jiuxiangtouchuanbabayifudexiaohaiyiyang,benzhuobanyanzhechengshu。
“mingjing!niweishenmeyaoqifuqianqian!”
mingjingbeineinanshengfenmendeshengyinheleyitiao,zhuantouwangqu。
wokao,tangqianqianzenmehaidaitadetiangouliguangchaoguolaile!
zheiweiliguangchao,shixuexiaoli“xiaoyoumingqi”dehunhunxuesheng,chengtianpaoniubuxuexi,jiuxueguhuozilabangjiepai。
jialiyoudianxiaoqian,laobakaidebaoma,danchezishijishangshihuachenbaoma,bahuachenneiliangzikoudiaole。
yinweiliuguoji,taxianzaiyijingchengnianle,jiujingchangtoutoubaneiliangbaomakaichulaizhuangx,zaibudongxingderenneichuixuzheishipaoche,haiyongzheizhaodaochurenpiaoliangnvshengdangyimei,xiangbameimeibianchenglaopodexinsizhangranruojie。
ertangqianqianjiushitarendemeimeizhiyi,zheijiahuoyizhixiangqiaomingjingdeqiangjiao,qianshizongshigesanchawujiutazhaomafan,haishuoguoshenme“dayijia,yinglederencaiyouzigeyongyounvren”dezhongerhuayu。
danyoujuhuazenmeshuolaizhe,zhongerbingdenvyouzhicunzaiyuerciyuan。
liguangchaokanshangqusuiranyimibadeyangzi,danshijishangzenggaoxiedian,doudiandegenqiancengbingside,jiaohougendoukuailuchulaile。
jiuzhei,douhaibimingjingaibangetou,erqierenyemeimingjingshuai。
zaihetangqianqianzheiduangouxuelianqingzhong,mingjingzuifandejiushizheigeliguangchao。
jianzhishipohuai“shichangxingqing”,youxienvshengjiushibeizheiyangdetiangounuannanzonghetijiguanhuaile,juedezijimeiliwuxian。
tangqianqianjiushizheiyang,tajuedezijijiuyinggaibeizhongrenpengzhe,erqietazheidiaomanrenxingdexinggeliguangchaoqimadeyousanfenzhiyi“gonglao”。
mingjingzhiyaoyihetangqianqianchaojia,huozheqizhongyifangshuofenshou,zheijiahuojiupidianpidianpaoguolaijixianyinqin,dazhegegedehuangzi,zhanshizijiduomewenroutitie,ranhouhaiyigejingshuomingjinghuaihua,chachadishuonanpengyoujiuyinggaiwutiaojianchongzhenvyoua。
呕~真恶心!
nihetangqianqianhaizhenshi‘biaozipeigou,tianzhangdijiu’a。
liguangchaojianmingjinghaishiyishengbuhang,gengjianubukee:“mingjing,nishibushinanren,nongkuqianqiansuanshenmebenshi,youzhongjiuhewodayijia!”
mingjingdandandixieshizheigebeirenwannongyuguzhangzhijiandetiangoutongxue,lengxiaodao:
“tiangoushigou,renchiwanlejia,bagutourengjilegou,zheigouzibudanbuxianqi,fanerjuedetingxiang,erjini,linsiqiandoujuedezheigutoujigouchile,zheigoubupeiya,hahahahaha。”
“nizaishuoshenmeguidongxi,wojiuwenniganbugandayijia,houguozifudeneizhong!qianqiannibielanwo,wojintianyidingzouta。”
liguangchaozheichunhuohaibuzhidaozijibeimale,taxiangzhezhangxianzijidemengnan“qigai”,ciyaliezuidiluqixiuzi,maibuzoudaomingjingmianqianqu,zuochuyaodajiademoyang。
tangqianqianzeshiwanquantingdonglemingjinghuayudangzhongsuoyinhandeyingshezhiyi,tashengyinlimabiandejianruicier:
“mingjing,ni....ni...niwangbadan,nipingshenmeyoumawo!nicaishiji!”
mingjingsonglesongjian,yilianwusuoweideyangzi,hailvedaixixueditiaoletiaomei,zuijiaoyangqiyimodandandexiaorong:
“hehe,wokemeimania,nandaoshiyoumourenzixingduihaoruzuolebucheng。”
liguangchaosuiranfennudanyitouwushui,xunsizhemingjingzenmejiumarenleni。
buguo,tahaishibennengdihuzhezijide“haomeimei”:“mingjing!nifenshoujiufenshou,jingranhaiganmaqianqian,wofeidezousinibuke。”
shuozhe,tajiuzhijieshangqiandongshou,quebeimingjinglinghuodiraokaile。
“nishuoshuo,wonajuhuamarenle?”
liguangchaosisuoleyihuier,zheshixiangbuchulai:“emmmqianqianshuonimalenijiushimale。”
“neinishuoqingchuwonalimarenlea。”
mingjingfanlegedadadebaiyan,neibaiyandoukuaiyaofandaotianshangqule。
liguangchaonaonaotou,zuibazhanglezhang,quezhizhiwuwudishuobuchugesuoyiranlai:
“qianqian...shuonimatashi..ji。”
“woyouzhimingdaoxingshuotashijima?”
mingjingmeihaoqideshuodao,yuqizhongchongmanlebuxiehechaofeng。
tangqianqianjianliguangchaojuranhaimeitingdong,gengshiqibudayichulai,taqidexiongfubuduanqifu,henhendiduoleduojiao。
xinlitoubatamalegegouxuelintou:zheishishenmechunhuoa,wozenmehuiyouzheimechundetiangou。
tahengleliguangchaoyiyan,youzhuantouehenhendidengxiangmingjing,lenghengyisheng,guzuoqingsongdao:
“mingjing,wozaiyebuhuilinile!danshinimawozheishibunengjiuzheimesuanle,guangchaogegehuitiwotaohuigongdaode。”
“heng,wobuxiangzaikandaonile!shengdezanglewodeyanjing!”
tangqianqianqigugudizhuanshenlikai,zailinzouqian,haihenhendi“wan”lemingjingyiyan。
“eiyouwei,nihaigegegegedejiaoshangleshiba,zenmezhe,niyaoxiadana。”
tatingdaomingjingjuranzheiyangshuo,chadianyigeliangqiangshuaidao,likaidebufagengkuaile,lianbeiyingdoudaizhefenmen。
ertiangouliguangchaojiannvshenzoule,gangyaozhuishangqu,queyouxiangqihaiyaozhaomingjingdemafan,yushiqishixiongxiongdilaidaomingjingmianqian。
tashentiweiweiqianqing,yifuduoduobirendemoyang,manliannurong,dashengrangrangdao:
“mingjing,nishuozheijianshigaizenmejiejue,shiwozouniyidun,haishinixiaguijiqianqiandaoqian。”
mingjingyitingzheihua,zhijiebeiqidehuomaosanzhang。
guitianguidiguifumu,nizheihunxiaozixiangranglaozixiagui?
真他妈不知死活。
jiezhe,mingjinglingjiyidong,xinshengyiji。
“zheilirenduo,womenquneibiantingchechangdakeyiwa,yiduiyidantiao!niganma!”
“xing!mingjingnixiaoziyaoshishule,woyebuweinanni,nixiaguijiqianqiandaoqian,ranhouzaiyebuzhunchuxianzaitamianqian!”
liguangchaozhangzhezijishitiyusheng,xinxinmanman,shenqingxiaozhang,fangfotayijingbamingjingdapaxialeside。
liangrenyuedinghaobianchaotingchechangzouqu,mingjingdakuabuzouzaiqianfang,yongnaichabeizizuoyanhu,toutouyongshoujijizhouchengweifaletiaoxiaoxi。
chengzi,nikendingdaileshouji,kaonilea。
tingchechangjulibingbuyuan,mingjinggangmaijinmenkou,limashuodao:“ei,dongshouqianzanmenxianshuohao,gaizenmeda,shiquanjihaishisandahaishishuaijiao。”
shuozhe,tahainaquantouzaikongzhongbihualeyixiazuoyougouquan。
“hahaha,nixiaoziwenwenruoruohaishuoshenmesandaquanji。”
liguangchaochixiaoyisheng,bunaifandibaibaishou:“nibuhuishipaleba,haha,yaoshipalenikeyirenshu,yeshengdeaida。”
“pamaoa,dajiazongyouguizeba,burannishuowofanguizenmeban。”
“made,nixiaozizenmepihuazheimeduo,palejiuxiaguidaoqian,wozouniyidunnijiulaoshile。”
“ei,dengdengdengdeng,niyaojiangwudea!”
mingjinglianmangjiaozhuyaodongshoudeliguangchao,keliguangchaoxianranyijingmeilenaixin,tashuangshouwoquanjiuchaomingjingchongleguolai。
yucitongshi,mingjingdedatuiganshoudao,fangzaixiaokukoudailideshoujifachudexiaoxizhendong。
zhouranjian,tafushenbashouzhouhengzaishentiqianfang,kuaibuchaoqianchongqu,zhuangdeliguangchaohoutuilejimi,tuidaoleyouqiangbizheyandedifang。
jinjiezhe,tamengrandunxia,aishenyizuojiaoweizhou,youtuiqingweifudi,yigesaotangtuijiuyihuahuzitaichaoliguangchaoxiapanshijingpileguoqu。
zheiyijiaomeiyouluokong,jiejieshishitidaoleliguangchaoxiaotui,shitashunjianshiquzhongxinxianghoudaoqu。
mingjingweifangzhitanaodaizhedi,shuangshouzhuazhuqishoubeiyuyiling,shaoweiyongliwangshangtileti,suihouzhijiebaliguangchaoyazaidishangchaotaduzichuilejiquan。
mingjingwanchengzheiyixiliecaozuohou,xunsuqishenchaohoutuiqu,tatuidaoleqiangbizhiwai,wuzhezijideduzi。
liguangchaocishiyijingmengquanle,meixiangdaomingjingjurandongshouzheimexunsu,zijihaimeifanyingguolaijiupale。
他心有不忿:
ei…woyishuo,mingjingpajiuchongqilaile,henkuaia!tashanglaijiushiyigesaotangtui,yigezuanduquan,yigecishenji!
zheigenianqingren,bujiangwude,
来,骗!
lai,touxi(xi)!wozheiyangdelaotongxue。
这好吗?这不好。
woquanzheiweinianqingren,haoziweizhi。
liguangchaojianmingjingmeiyoujixuyazheta,likexunsuqishen,yangqijinwodequantoujiuchaohoutuilejibudemingjingmengchongguoqu,nuhedao:
“made,nixiaozitouxi(xi)!”
raner,dengdaotaganggangzhuazhumingjingdeyiling,haimeidajiquan,mingjingbianxunsudaodi,bingqiewuzhetoudashengkuhanqilai:
“darenla!dasirenla!”
zheiqicandehanjiaoshengxiangchelezhenggetingchechang。
liguangchaonubukee,quanranbuzhizijiyibei“shetao”le。
mingjingfangcaituoyanshijian,yishizailiuyizheigetingchechangdebuju,ershizaidengchengzidehuixin。
dengliangshijubeihou,zijibaliguangchaozhuangjinjiankongdemangqu,zaixunsuqishenxianghoutuiqu,xiangbishiyoutarujiankongfanweile。
erqiewoshuangbeijintiehuzaitoubugenbenmeishoushang,danshizaijiankongxiataqueshidadaolewo。
hahaha,nixiaoziyoufuge!
tingchechangbuyuanchudelaoshitingjianhuhansheng,ganmangyiluxiaopaoguolai,renhaiweidao,shengyinbianxianchuanleguolai,hongliangqieweiyan:
“zaiganshenme!buxudajia!”
danjiuzaicishi,youyidaobizheiweilaoshigengkuaideshenyingxunsubenyongerlai。
“liguangchao,nitamahuonilejinggandawoxiongdi!”
zhouchengweichongshangqianlaijiubuguanbugudiyaooudaliguangchao。
xianranshitakandaozijibeiqifuerqifenzhiji,mingjingbuyoudexinzhongyongqizhenzhennuanliu。
zheijiahuo,yijiushizheibanchongdonga~(chongmanchongnideyuqi)
mingjingjianzhuang,ganmangjiaozhuzhouchengwei,yuqijiaojidishuodao:“chengzibiedongshou,youlaoshizaia!nixianzhuazhuliguangchaobierangtapaole。”
“ei……ei,nibunengerena……”
liguangchaomuduzheiyimu,cishiyeshimangranwucuole,taxinlixunsizhezijihaimeidongshouni,zenmemingjingjiudaoxiale。
talengshenleshumiao,caihuiguoshenlai,piejianjingranhaiyoulaoshizhengchaozhezheibianganlai,jimangzhuanshenxiangyaotaocuan,danquebeizhouchengweijizhuaizhule。
“nitamabiexiangpao!dalelaozixiongdihaiwangxiangtaopao?!”
liguangchaoshituzhengtuo,bianpaobiankanjianlaoshichaozheierganlai,xinzhongjiaojiwanfen,pinmingxiangyaobaituozhouchengwei,ranerquebeijinjinzhuazhu。
“nifangkaiwo!fangkaiwo!womeidata。”
mingjingxinzhonglengxiao:hehe。
neilaoshizongsuanpaoleguolai,tamingjiaozhuangzhongming,sishilaisuidenianji,gaosandenianjizhuren,chuanzheheijiake,neichenshiyijianlanbaisechenshan,jiaocaibaiseyundongxie,bugouyanxiaoxiandeshifenweiyan。
zhuanglaoshiqichuanyuyude,tayibianjiangmingjingfuleqilai,yibianyanlididuiliguangchaochizedao:
“nishinagebande!dalerenhaixiangpao,haiyoumeiyoubaxiaoguifangzaiyanli,youmeiyoubawofangzaiyanli!nixianzaixiangpaoyepaobudiaole!”
mingjingzaipangbianxiaoshengdunangzhe:“jiushijiushi,ninzheimeyingmingshenwutadoububaninfangyanli,zhenshiguofen。”
“wozhenmeidata,buxinlaoshininquchajiankong!shitaxiandadewo!”
liguangchaojianshizaishiwulihuitianwufataotuole,yejiufangqilezhengzha,dashengbianjiedao。
xinlizeanzilengxiao:heng,nishuowodaleni,danshimeiyouzhengjuyounengyoushenmeyong,wosihuobuchengrenjiuxingle!
mingjingyeshidashengtiyi:“laoshi,ninyidingyaoquchajiankonga,tagangcaidoubawodadaozaidile,woxianzaiganjuetouyunexin,yishimohu,ninkedeweiwozuozhua!”
zhuangzhongmingnengzuodaoxuexiaoxiaolingdao,ziranyeshigerenjing,tazhixiaomingjingzheiyang,kendingmeiyoubeidadehenyanzhong。
tanumudengxiangliguangchao:“wodeyanjingnandaobibuguojiankongma!wodoukanjiannibatongxuedadishangqule。”
jiezheyouzhuantouduimingjingshuodao:“zheiweitongxue,yaobunixianquyiyuankankan,ninagebande?wolianxiyixianibanzhurendainiqu。”
yucitongshi,zhouchengweixingzhimingjingshenbian,tazixiduanxiangzhemingjing,haishangshoumosuoleyifan,guanqiediwendao:
“mingjing,nimeishoushangba。”
mingjingzexiangtatouquyigekuanweideyanshen,yadisangyin,yijinerrenkewendeshengyinshuodao:
“fangxin,womeishi,wozhengliguangchaode。”
“那就好。”
zhouchengweizheicaisongleyikouqi,tagangcaiquchifanshaoshaodangelexieshijian,xianxiatashengpazijilaiwanlehaoxiongdihuibeiqifu。
liguangchaoyeshixuecongmingle,zhidaobashiqingjiaohun:“wo……wozhenmeidata,shitaxiandongshoudawode。tagangcaizijishuaidaozaidishang,haifanguolaiewo……”
mingmingshimingjingzheixiaozixiandawo,haifanguolaiewo,taibujiangwudele!
nishuowodani,fanzhengmeiyouzhengju,xuexiaoyebunengnawozenyang。dabulewosibuchengren,laoshiyezhikandaoeryi。
mingjingkebuguanzheta,buxiedishuodao:“laoshi,zheiyangba,woxianzaibaojing,rangjingchalaichajiankong,laichuli。”
zhuangzhongmingheleyitiao,xinliananjiaoku,zenmedongbudongjiubaojingni,zheiyaoshijingchalaile,xuexiaoliwaizhibudingliuchuanshenmeliuyanfeiyuni。
daoshihoujiushihuangnidiaokudang——bushishiyeshishile。
erqieyijingyoujigeqiaorenaodexueshengzaiwangzheikanle。
kebunengbashiqingnaodaa!
zhuangzhongmingxinzhonganma:nixiaozidarenhaibuchengren,dengnaodaojingchaneili,younihaoguozichi。
jinjiezhe,zhuangzhurenlianmanghuanshangyifuheaidexiaorong,duimingjingshuodao:
“zheiweitongxue,nixianquyiyuanjianchayixiashentiba,bijingshentishigemingdebenqianma。baojingdeshiqingdengnijianchawanlezaishuoyebuchi。”
mingjingxinzhizhuangzhurenzheishibuxiangbashiqingnaoda,payingxiangxuexiaoshengyu,suoyixiangdashihuaxiao,xiaoshihuale。
zuihougujixuexiaoyejiujiliguangchaogechufen,doumeishashizhixingchuli。
buguo,bubaojingjiukeyile?zhendangwochisude?
zijidangnianshizhenshaquea,youbeijingdoubuhuiyong,jiuxiangkaozijibaiping,buxiangmafanqinrenpengyou。
有被自己蠢到哦~
mingjingyiduzihuaishui,xianranyijingxiangdaolebaofudebanfa。
erliguangchaohaishineifuxiaozhangdeyangzi,tianbupadibupa,taqieleyisheng,chaofengdao:
“hehe,mingjingnihaibaojing,nimeizhengjujingchadouhuibuguanni,jingchadiyigezhuadejiushini!”
“baolezaishuoge。”mingjingsonglesongjian,yilianwusuowei。
“qie,youbenshinijiubao,jingchalailedouhuimanilangfeigonggongziyuan。”
zhouchengweikandaohaoxiongdibeiqifuhaiyaobeizheiyangchaofeng,qidezhijietaochushouji,zhunbeidadianhuabaojing。
erguangchengerzhongshiminglingjinzhixueshengxiedaishoujide,yidanfaxianjiuhuimeishou,zhidaobiyecaihuiguihai。
dancishicike,zhouchengweiyirangubudezheimeduole,jiusuanlaoshizaipangyeyaodangzhetademiandadianhua。
dabuleshoujibeishoujiaobale,gemenshoujiduodeshi。
zhuangzhurenshirenshizhouchengweide,zhixiaozhoujiabeijingqiangda,zheiyaoshibaojingle,shiqinglimabiandenanyishouchang。
suoyitaxianzaijiuxiangbeijiazaishaokaojiashangliangmianfankao。
liguangchaozheixiaozihaizaihuoshangjiaoyou,gaodezhouchengweidangzijimiandadianhuabaojing,zheirangwodemianziwangnagea!
shiqingnaodahouxuexiaoshengyubeiyingxiang,wohaiyaobeixiaolingdaopipingzheidianxiaoshizuobuhao。
zhuangzhurenyuexiangyueqi,qijibaihuaididuizheliguangchaomadao:
“你小子闭嘴!”
jinjiezhe,taqiangyanuqi,ganjinzoushangqianpailepaizhouchengweidejianbang,zaichaomingjingneibianshilegeyanse:
“zhoutongxue,zheijianshixuexiaoyidinghuigongzhengchulide,yaobunixianpeitaquyiyuanjiancha,dengkanguoshangqingzhihouzaikaolvbaojingdeshiqing。”
mingjingjianzhuangzhongmingshizaishibuxiangbashiqingnaoda,tamingbaizheishixuexiaolingdaodeyiguanzuofa。
suiji,tayongshensuijiandingdeyanshenkanxiangzhouchengwei,yaoleyaotou:
“meishi,xianbubaojing,zheishiwolaichuli。”
yuqicongrongbupo,fangfoxiongyouchengzhu。
zhouchengweiyouxiekunhuo,tabumingbaimingjingweihegangcaihaishuoyaobaojing,xianzaiyougaibianlezhuyi。
dantahaishixuanzexiangxinzijidexiongdi,bashoujishouhuilekoudai,meiyoujianchidadianhua。
jiezhe,mingjingbutuonidaishui,zhijieledangdiduizhuangzhurenshuodao:“neijiutinglaoshininde,woxiangxinxuexiaohuijichugongzhengdechuli,neiwojiuxianquyiyuankankanha。”
shuoba,tajiulazhezhouchengweilikaile,linzouqianhaibuwangnashangneibeibingnaicha。
zheiyixiliecaozuorangzaichangdesanrendoulengzhule,zhuangzhongmingheliguangchaozaiyuandimianmianxiangqu。
zhuangzhurenmeixiangdaomingjingzheimehaoshuohua,liguangchaobumingbaimingjingweishenmeturantuisuole。
zhouchengweizeshikanbudonghaogemendecaozuo。
liguangchaojianzhuang,youhuifuleneifubukeyishideyangzi,taxinzhonganzideyi:
hehe,kendingshimingjiapochanhou,mingjingbuganreshi,tahaipale,erqiegangcaitayedongshoule,wogentadingduosuanhuou....
keliguangchaohaimeideyiliangmiao,jiubeizhuangzhurenxiangzhuaxiaojiyiyangdaizoule。
.......
“mingjing,nizenmezhijiezoule,bubaojingyebudengxuexiaochulijieguo,nixianzaizhenyaoquyiyuan?”
zhouchengweiyitouwushui,haoxiongdidetaidubianhuarucizhikuai,yixiashuoyaobaojing,yixiayoushuobubaojing,yixiashuozijimeishoushang,yixiayoushuoyaoquyiyuan,zheirangtawanquanmobuzhetounao。
“buquyiyuana,zhiyuweishenmebubaojing?dangranshiyaofangzhangxiandiaodayule,wanyibaojinghoubayuhepaolezenmeban。”
mingjingzhidaoliuxiayemeishajieguo,suoyigancuizhijiezouren,erqiebaojingqueshiyouxiemafan,zijiyebuxiangrangbamadanxin。
fanzhengjiankongzhishiyibuxianqi,ereryijingfanghaole,xianzaizijishidiyiruo,liguangchaodinghuigengjiaxiaozhang,kendinghaihuilaizhaomafan,jiurangtaxianpengzhangzhe,ranhoumanmanshoushi。
zheiyangyilai,wojinkegongtuikeshou,haijilenianjizhurenmianzi,fangbianhouxudexingdong。
zhouchengweinaonaotou,xixiaodao:“nishiyaomanmanshoushiliguangchao?”
“shieshie,chengzijintianduokuilenia,woxianhuijialeha,mingtianjian。”
mingjingguixinsijian,pailepaizhouchengweijianbang,ranhouzhuanshenhuilehuishou,chaojiazhongdefangxiangzouqu。
duliuzhouchengweiyirenzaifengzhonglingluan。
“ei,ei,mingjing!ni...?”
什么破系统,只能搞女人的钱?