《送女领导回家,她逼我喊岳父大人?》 小说介绍
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wolianxuduorijiaban,zhongyuyingdelenvlingdaodexinren,tapotianhuangdirangwosongtahuijia。yilutantebuan,
shengpashuocuoshenmeretabuyue。menkaidechanei,ketingliduanzuodenanrenrangworuzhuibingku。
tazhengshishangzhougangjiwochuanxiaoxiederenshibuzongjian。wohedebuganhangsheng,quanshenlenghanlinli。
nvlingdaoquewanshangwodegebo,xiaoyeruhua:“haizhanzhe?kuaihan‘ba’ya。”wodexintiaozhouting,
zheichangturuqilaiderenqin,beihouzangzhezenyangdeshenyi?jinshengjihuiyuzhichangsiju,zaicikemohubuqing。
01.yuefudaren,haojiubujian“kuaihan‘ba’ya。”suwandeshengyinqingpiaopiaode,
meiyigeziquexiangyibazhongchui,zazaiwodetianlinggaishang。shijieanjingle。shijianninggule。wodexinzangzaizheiyike,
beiyizhiwuxingdedashouzuanzhu,tingzhiletiaodong。ketinglineigenanren,renshibuzongjiansumingyuan,
zhengyidongbudongdikanzhewo。tadezuijiaoguazheyisiruoyouruowudehudu,neibushixiao,
ershiyizhongkantouyiqiedewanwei。zheigeren,shangzhouhaizaiwodejinshengshuzhibaogaoshang,
yonghongbihuaxialeyigebinglengde“fou”zi,duanlewoaolesanniandejinshengzhilu。xianzai,
tachenglewozhishulingdaode“ba”?erwo,beiyaoqiuhanta“ba”?huangmiu!chetoucheweidehuangmiu!
woquanshendexueyedouchongshangletouding,youzaishunjiantunqu,shoujiaobingliang,lianzhijiandouzaibushoukongzhidifama。
suwandeshoubeihaijinjinwanzhewo,tadeshentirouruanwenre,cikequexiangyitiaobinglengdedushe,chandewowufahuxi。
wonengganjuedao,tadezhijia,zhengyouyiwuyidizaiwoshoubeidepifushangqingqinghuaguo。neibushidiaoqing。shijinggao。
shiburongjujuedemingling。wodehoulonggandefabuchuyidianshengyin,“ba”zheigezi,zhongruoqianjin,
sisidikazaiwodeshengdaishang,wozhanglezhangzui,zhifachuyizhenyiyibumingdesiyaqiyin。“ke。
”sumingyuanqingleqingsangzi,dapolezheisiyibandejijing。takaikoule,shengyinpingwen,
quedaizheyigujugaolinxiadeshenshi。“linchuana,jiuwendaming。”meiyigezidouxiangshibingchazi,guadewoshengteng。
chaofeng!**luodechaofeng!woquanshendejiroushunjianbengjin,houbeidechenshanyijingbeilenghanchedijintou,
nianhuhuditiezaipifushang。yigujudadequrugan,hunhezhewufayanshuodekongju,congwodejiaodibanzhichongnaomen。
woganjuezijikuaiyaozhanbuzhule,shentiweiweihuangdongleyixia。suwanwanzhewodeshoubeiyoushoujinlejifen,
yiguliliangjiangwowenzhu,dantadelianshang,neizhiyexingdexiaorongyijingdanqu,querdaizhideshiyizhongcuicuhebunai。
jinglingzaiwonaohailifengkuangzuoxiang。zheibushiwanxiao。zheibushiezuoju。zheishiyichangjingxinshejidehongmenyan,
shiyici**luodequanli**。wobeidangchengletamenfunvshouzhongdeyigewanwu,
yigekeyisuiyinaniequledeqizi。tao?wowangnaertao?menjiuzaiwoshenhou,kewoshuangtuiguanleqianyiyang,
genbennuobudongfenhao。wodedanaozaifeisuyunzhuan,shitucongzheiwujiedepaijulizhaodaoyisishengji,
keyanqianzhiyouyipianqihei。sumingyuanmeiyouzaijiwosikaodeshijian。tazhilezhiduimiandeshafa,yuqipingdan,
queburongrenhefanbo。“zuoba。”“biekeqi,doushiyijiaren。”“yijiaren”sangezi,xiangsangengangzhen,
henhenzhajinwodexinzang。wobeiyiguwuxingdeliliangtuizhe,jiangyingdinuodongjiaobu,zuozaileneipianrouruandeshafashang。
shafahenruan,danwoqueruzuozhenzhan。02.bubuweiyingde“jiayan”woxianggetixianmuou,
beisuwananzailecanzhuopang。zhuoshangbaimanlejingzhidecaiyao,shanzhenhaiwei,xiangqipubi,danzaiwowenlai,
quezhiyouyigulingrenzuooudefuxiuqiwei。woweitongjiaola。sumingyuanjiuzuozaiwodezhengduimian,tameiyoushuohua,
zhishimantiaosilidichizhecai,danneifenyapoganquewuchubuzai,rangwolianhuxidoujuedekunnan。“linchuan,
changchangzheige,wobaqinshouzuode。”suwanjialeyikuaisezeyourendehongshaoroufangjinwowanli,dongzuoqinniziran,
shengyinwenroudeti。zaiwairenkanlai,zheihuoxushirelianzhongqinglvdetianmihudong。danzaiwozheili,
zhijuedeneikuairoushangzhanmanleduyao。woshenzhinengganjuedao,tajiacaishi,yanshenkuaisudipielewoyiyan,
neilimianquanshijinggao。chi!nibixuchi!wojixiedijiaqineikuairou,saijinzuili,shenzhibuganqujujiao,
hulunzhejiuwangxiayan。weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。“jiayan”zaiyizhongguiyidechenmozhongkaishi。zhongyu,
sumingyuanfangxialekuaizi,yongcanjincalecazui,manyouyoudikailekou。“linchuan,jialishinadea?
fumushizuoshenmede?”laile。panwenkaishile。wozuanjinlezangzaizhuoxiadequantou,zhijiashenshenqianjinzhangxin,
yongtengtonglaiweichizuihoudeqingxing。“ashide,fumu……doushiputonggongren。”wojiansedihuida。“e,
putonggongrenhaoa,tashi。”sumingyuandiandiantou,huafengyizhuan。“zaigongsijinianle?duiweilaiyoushenmeguihuama?
”“duiyigejiatingdezerengan,nizenmekan?”tadewentiyigejieyige,kansijiachang,shizebubujinbi。
meiyigewentidouxiangyibashoushudao,jingzhundipouxizhewodebeijing、wodeyexin、wodeyiqie。
woganjuezijixiangyigebeiboguangleyifudeqiufan,zhanzaishenpanxishang,wusuodunxing。wozhinengyingzhetoupi,
jianyixiezuianquan、zuipingyongdehualaihuida。tatingzhe,lianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,zhishiouerdiandiantou。turan,
tahuafengyizhuan,tiqilewoshangzhoujinshengshibaideshi。“linchuana,wokanlenideshuzhibaogao,xiedebucuo,
henyouxiangfa。”tadunledun,duanqichabeiminleyikou,caijixushuo。“buguo,nianqingrenma,
guangyounenglihaibugou,deduochidiankutou,molianmolianxingzi。”“dangran,youxiejihui,
bushiguangkaochikujiunengdedaode。”tadeshengyinhenqing,quedaizheyizhongwanweiheanshi。“deyourenbangnizhengqu。
”wodexinmengdiyichen。zheiyijingbushianshile,zheishimingshi!wodezhichangqiantu,wodemingyun,
jiubaizaizheizhangcanzhuoshang,hetanverde“guanxi”shendubangding。suwanshishidichahuajinlai,weiwojiewei,
youhuozheshuoshi,shijialelingyizhongyali。“ba,linchuangongzuonenglizhendehenqiang,
womenbumenhaojigelaodanandexiangmu,doushitadaitougongkede。wohenxinshangta。”tashuozhe“xinshang”,
yuqiliquemeiyoubandianwendu,zhiyouyizhongshenshihuowubandelengjing。wochangshizhexiangyaoshuodianshenme,
xiangweizijibianjie,xiangjieshuzheichanghuangmiudefanju。“suzong,sujingli,wo……”wogangkaikou,
sumingyuanyigeyanshensaoguolai,woshengxiadehuashunjianbeiduzailehoulongli。fanjudeqifenyayiderangwokuaiyaozhixi。
woqingchudiganjuedao,tamenfunvliangzhengzaiwozhouweibianzhiyizhangwuxingdedawang,erwo,
jiushineizhijijiangbeibuhuodeliewu。zhongyu,sumingyuanfangxialekuaizi。tayongcanjinmantiaosilidicalecazuijiao,
ranhouqingmiaodanxiedipaochulezuihouyijuhua,jiwozheichangwujindezhemohuashangleyigejuhao。“suoyi,
nihewanerdeshiqing,wogerenhenkanhao。”yichuidingyin。bujiworenhefanbodeyudi。wodeshijie,
chedixianruleyipianjuewangdeheian。03.huangmiude“qinglv”xieyifanhou,wobeisumingyuan“qing”jinleshufang。
suwanyegenlejinlai,bingqiesuishouguanshanglemen。kada。mensuoluoxiadeshengyin,xiangsishendexuanpan。
shufanglimimanzheyigunongzhongdexueqiewei,hunhezhelaojiushujidemeiwei,yayiderangrenchuanbuguoqi。
sumingyuanzuozaikuandadehongmubangongzhuohou,shuangshoujiaochafangzaizhuoshang,zhenggerenyinzaihunandedengguangli。
tabuzaiweizhuang,luchuletazuoweirenshizongjiandebenlaimianmu。“linchuan,zuo。”wojiangyingdizuoxia。
“wohenxinshangnidecaihua。”takaimenjianshan,“dannizheizhongren,wojiandeduole。nenglishiyou,jiushitaisiban,
budongrenqingshigu。”tatingdunleyixia,sihuzaixinshangwolianshangxuesejinshidebiaoqing。“xianzai,
wojiniyigejihui。”“yigerangnishaofendouershiniandejihui。”tacongchoutilinachuyifenwenjian,
tuidaowomianqian。neibushiwenjian,neishiyifendayinhaodexieyi。
biaotishiciyandejigedazi——《qinglvhezuoxieyi》。wokanzheneifenxieyi,danaowengdeyisheng,
jihuyaozhakai。wokandaoleshenme?xieyiliqingqingchuchudixiezhe:wo,linchuan,bixucongmingtiankaishi,
gongkaibanyansuwandenanpengyou。peihetazaigongsineiwaiyiqie“xiuenai”dexingwei。
dingqixiangsumingyuanhuibao“jiaowang”jinzhan。zaibiyaodechanghe,chuxitamendejiatingjuhui,
banyanyige“wanmeinvxu”。……meiyitiao,douxiangyigenzhen,henhenzhazaiwodezunyanshang。
erzuoweijiaohuan——xieyidelingyibian,yexiedeqingqingchuchu。wojianglikebeipogetibaweijishubufuzhuguan。
niandi,jinshengzhuguan。liangniannei,jinrugongsihexinjuececeng,binghuodeyidingbilidegangu。zheishiyifenmaishenqi。
yifenyongwodezunyan、ziyou,qujiaohuanjinxiuqianchengdemoguiqiyue。“zenmeyang?linchuan,zheiduinilaishuo,
shiyibenwanlidemaimai。”sumingyuandeshengyinchongmanleyouhuo。wosisididingzheneifenxieyi,
shentiyinweifennuerjuliedizhandou。woxiangbatasisui,rengdaosumingyuandelianshang,ranhougaosuta,
wolinchuanjiusuanzaidicenglanyibeizi,yejuebuhuichumaiziji!kewobugan。woyiwusuoyou,erta,
shinengqingyijuedingwoshengsiderenshizongjian。jujuedexiachang,buzhishibeikaichuneimejiandan。yitadeshouduan,
wohenkenengzaizheigexingyelidouwufazailizu。woduoniandenuli,wodemengxiang,wodeyiqie,
douhuizaijinwanhuaweipaoying。jiuzaiwotianrenjiaozhan,jihuyaobengkuideshihou,
yizhishouqingqingdidazailewodejianbangshang。shisuwan。tazoudaowoshenbian,fuxiashen,
zaiwoerbianyongzhiyouwomenliangrennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo:“linchuan,bieshale。”“zheibushixuanzeti。
”“zheishiniweiyidejihui,yeshi……wodejihui。”tadeshengyinli,
daizheyisiwocongweitingguodepibeihe……kenqiu?womengditaiqitou,duishangtadeyanjing。
neishuangzongshishanshuozhejingmingheqiangshideyanjingli,cikejingranyezangzheyisiwunaihezhengzha。wolengzhule。
sumingyuankanchuanlewodeyouyu,fachuyishenglengxiao。“linchuan,jinisanfenzhongkaolv。buguowoquannixiangqingchu,
menwaishitiantang,yeshidiyu。”“e,duile,tixingniyiju。”tazhanqishen,zoudaowomianqian,
jugaolinxiadipailepaiwodejianbang。“nimeiyouxuanze。”“mingtianzaoshangjiudian,
gongsineibuxitonghuizhunshifabunihewanerde‘lianaigonggao’。”tadehua,chedijisuilewozuihouyisihuanxiang。
womeiyouxuanze。woconglaijiumeiyouxuanze。congwotajinzheigemenkaishi,wojiuyijingchengleanbanshangdeyurou。
wokanzhesuwanyanzhongneiyishanerguodefuzaqingxu,youxiangdaolezijizheijinianzaigongsilishoujindebaiyanhedaya。
buganxin。wozhendebuganxin!liangjiu。woconghoulongli,jichuleyigeshayade,jihutingbujiandezi。
“……hao。”zouchusujiadamen,binglengdeyefengchuizailianshang,xiangdaoziyiyanggezhewodepifu。
woganjuezijidelinghunbeichouganle,zhishengxiayijuxingshizouroudequqiao。quru,fennu,
bugan……wushudeqingxuzaiwoxiongzhongfanyong,zuihou,quedouhuaweileyisibinglengdehuoyan。tazaiwoneixinzuishenchu,
qiaoqiaodidianran。sumingyuan,suwan……nimenyiweizhangkonglewo?nimendengzhe。wolinchuan,juebuhuirenrenbaibu!
04.bangongshilide“aiqingxiu”diertian,wodingzhelianggejudadeheiyanquanzoujingongsi。haimeizoudaogongwei,
wojiuganjuedaoleqifendeguiyi。suoyourendemuguang,douxiangtanzhaodengyiyangjujiaozaiwoshenshang。youzhenjing,youxianmu,
youjidu,dangengduodeshiyizhongkanhaoxidewanwei。wodeshoujizaikoudailifengkuangzhendong,buyongkanyezhidao,
shigongsiqunhebumenqunlizhakaileguo。wojiannandizoudaozijidezuoweishang,dakaidiannao。yifengquanyuanyoujian,
herandanlechulai。biaotishi:《guanyuyewubujinglisuwanyujishubuyuangonglinchuanquelilianaiguanxidegonggao》。
youjianneirongxiedeqingzhenyiqie,shuowomenyinweigongzuoxiangshi,bicixinshang,zuizhongzoudaoleyiqi,
xiwangdedaodajiadezhufu。wokanzheneifengyoujian,meiyigezidouxiangyijixiangliangdeerguang,henhenchouzaiwodelianshang。
“**!linchuan,niniubia!shenmeshihoubazanmendebingshanmeirennaxiale?”pangbiandetongshizhangweicouguolai,
yilianbukesiyidiyonggebozhoutongletongwo。“zhenrenbuluxiangani!kuaishuo,zenmezhuidaode?
”wochelechezuijiao,jichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong。“yunqihao,yunqihaoeryi。
”wobuzhidaogaizenmejieshi,yebuxiangjieshi。chashuijian,cesuo,zoulang……wulunwozoudaonali,
dounengtingdaotongshimenyadishengyindeyilun。“tingshuolema?jishubuneigelinchuan,gensujinglizaiyiqile!
”“zhendejiade?tayigeputongxiaozhiyuan,zenmekeneng?”“kendingshizoulegoushiyun,panshanggaozhilebei!
”“wokanbuyiding,shuobudingshisujingliwanwaneryi。”zheixiehuaxiangwushugenxixiaodezhen,zhajinwodeerduoli,
rangworuzuozhenzhan。gengrangwoexindeshi,suwande“biaoyan”kaishile。shangwushidian,taduanzheyibeishouchongkafei,
jingzhizoudaowodegongweiqian,dangzhezhenggejishubusuoyourendemian,wenroudifangzaiwodezhuoshang。“jiabanxinkule,
titishen。”tadeshengyinbuda,quezuyirangzhouweisuoyourendoutingdeqingqingchuchu。zhenggebangongshishunjiananjingxialai,
suoyourendoushenzhanglebozi,kanzhewomen。woweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai,quezhinengtaiqitou,
duitaluchuyige“shenqing”dexiaorong。“xiexieni,waner。”zheilianggezicongwozuilishuochulai,
wozijidoujuedewubiexin。zhongwuchifan,tahuiteyizaishitangdengwo,hewozuozaiyiqi,qinshouweiwoboxia。
xiawucha,tahuidinghaowo“zuiai”dedangao,rangzhulisongdaowodegongwei。xiaban,tahuizaigongsimenkoudengzhewo,
ranhoudangzhesuoyoutongshidemian,zuoshangwodeche,rangwosongtahuijia。meiyici“enai”debiaoyan,
douxiangzailingchiwodezunyan。wochenglegongsilizuidadexiaohua,yigekaonvrenshangweide“ruanfannan”。ersumingyuan,
zezaibeihoumomodicaokongzhezheiyiqie。wodegongzuorenwu,turanbiandeqingsongleqilai。
zhiqianneixieyoukuyouleihaimeigonglaodehuo,doucongwoshouliyijiaolechuqu。querdaidai,
shiyixieqingxianyourongyichucaidehexinbianyuanxiangmu。wodezhishulingdao,neigecengjingduiwohulaihequdebumenzhuguan,
xianzaijianlewodoukekeqiqide,shenzhidaizheyisitaohao。zheiyiqie,douxiangyichanghuangdandexiju。
wokaishitoutouguanchasuwan。wofaxian,tayebingfeiwanquanxiangshouzheiyiqie。zaimeiyourendeshihou,
talianshangdexiaoronghuishunjianxiaoshi,querdaizhideshiyizhongshenshendepibeihefanzao。tahuiyigerenzaitiantaishangchouyan,
yigenjieyigen,meitoujinsuo。youyici,wokandaotajieleyigedianhua,lianseshunjianbiandecanbai,gualedianhuahou,
tazaizijidebangongshili,henhendijiangyigebeizishuaizailedishang。ta,sihuyehuozaimouzhongjudadeyalizhixia。
zhuanji,chuxianzaiyiciourandexianliaozhong。chashuijianli,jigexingzhengbudenvtongshizaibagua。“nimentingshuolema?
suzongjianzuijinhaoxianghenzhejia。”“shia,tingshuotajialaoyezixialesimingling,bixurangsuwanniandiqiandinghun,
buranjiuyaobatacongjiazuxintuodejichengrenmingdanlitichuqu。”“weishaa?
”“haoxiangshihechengdongneigexindiwangxiangmuyouguan,sujiadesiduitou,lijia,yedingzheneikuaidini。
sujialaoyezideyisishi,bixuzhaogeqiangyoulidelianyinduixiang,cainengwenzhujumian。”“neizhaolinchuanyoushenmeyong?
tayigemeibeijingdeqiongxiaozi。”“sheizhidaoni,haomendeshi,womennadonga。kenengzhishizhaoge‘tuo’,
xianwenzhulaoyeziba。”tamendeshengyinhenxiao,danmeiyigezidouqingxidichuanjinlewodeerduoli。jiazuxintuo!
jichengren!lianyin!siduitoulijia!zheixiesuipianhuadexinxi,zaiwonaohailixunsupinjiechengyigejudadeyinmou。
woxinzhongyidong。yuanlairuci!zheigenbenbushiweilejisuwanzhaogenanpengyou,
ershisumingyuanweilebaozhuzijizaijiazuzhongdediwei,yanjisujialaoyezikandeyichuxi!erwo,
jiushitayonglaituoyanshijiandeqizi!yige“tinghua”you“youqianli”,suishikeyibeixishengdiaodewanmeigongjuren!
wochangshizhecongsuwanneilitaohua。yici“yuehui”delushang,wokansiwuyiditiqi:“waner,wotingtongshishuo,
nimenjiazuijinshibushiyudaoshenmemafanle?”suwanwozhefangxiangpandeshoumengdiyijin。taceguotoukanlewoyiyan,
yanshenshanshuo。“meiyou,bietingtamenhushuo。”tahuidadehenkuai,danneishunjiandehuangluan,yijingchumaileta。
womeiyouzaizhuiwen。danwozhidao,woyijingzhuadaolexiansuo。yaodapozheigesiju,guangkaorennaishimeiyongde。
wobixuzhaodaosumingyuanzheipandaqibeihou,zhenzhengde“jiaoyi”shishenme。wobixurangziji,
congyigebeidongdeqizi,bianchengnenggouxianfanqipanderen!
05.xiansuochuxian:beihoudejiazuzhengdouwobuzaibeidongdengdai。
jiransumingyuanjilewojiechuhexinxiangmude“tequan”,wojiuyaobataliyongdaojizhi。
wokaishiyi“zhunnvxu”he“suzongjiankanzhongderen”zheigeshenfen,zhudongshenqingcanyudaogengduobumendexiezuozhong。
youqishicaiwubuhefawubu。zheilianggebumen,shigongsisuoyoumimidejiaohuidian。
woliyongzijijishugugandeshenfen,yi“youhuaneibushujuliucheng”、“tishengxinxianquandengji”weiyou,
huodelechayuebufendicengshujudequanxian。zheishiyigejishuhuo,yeshiyigenaixinhuo。baitian,
woshihesuwanchushuangruduide“mofanqinglv”,shitongshiyanzhongyibudengtiandexingyuner。wanshang,
wobazijiguanzaixiaoxiaodechuzuwuli,duizhediannaopingmu,zaiyixingxingkuzaodedaimaheshujuzhong,
xunzhaosumingyuandezhusimaji。jihui,zongshiliujiyouzhunbeideren。zaiyigeshenye,
woyilixingfuwuqiweihudemingyi,denglulegongsidebeifenfuwuqi。zaiyigerenshibufeiqidejiamiwenjianjiali,
wofaxianleyigeyichangdewenjian。wenjianmingshiyichuanhaowuyiyideluanma,danwenjiandexiugairiqi,
queshizaiyizhouqian。zhijuegaosuwo,zheilimianyoudongxi。wodexintiaokaishijiasu。zheishiyizhongzhuanyejibiedejiami,
pojietaxuyaoshijian,erqieyidanbeifaxian,houguobukanshexiang。danwobiewuxuanze。wohualezhengzhengsangetongxiao,
yongjinlewobishengsuoxue,zhongyuzaidisitianlingchen,
pingmushangdanchule“decryptionsuccessful”(jiemichenggong)deziyang。
wodiankaiwenjian。limiandeneirong,rangwohunshenhanmaodaoshu。neishiyifenjiazuxintuodebuchongxieyicaoan。
caoanlixiangxichanshulesumingyuansuozaidesushijiazu,yichangkuangrichijiudeneibuquandou。
sumingyuanzaijiazuzhongdediwei,yuanfeitabiaoxianchulaideneimewengu。tayouyigeqiangjingdeduishou——tadetangdi,
sumingzhe。erzheifenbuchongxieyidehexintiaokuan,rangwoshunjianmingbailesuoyoushiqingdelailongqumai。
xieyiguiding:sumingyuanbixuzaijinnianniandiqian,
weinversuwanzhaodaoyige“jiashiqingbai、nenglichuzhongqiejueduikekong”delianyinduixiang,bingcuchenghunshi。
zhiyouzheiyang,tacainenghuodejiazuxintuojijinxiayiniandudekongzhiquan,
yijichengdongneigejiazhibaiyidexindiwangxiangmudekaifazhudaoquan。ruguoshibai,
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