穿书后我靠吐槽反派活命
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buruqinzitiyanyounibazongzenmetengren？”xitongdangchangdangji。sunianwanjingkongfaxian，
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haiqinzixiachangdaijiezouheita。“heifenzhibugou？wobangni。
”quanwangdouyiweitadezuiluchenzhoubisiwuyishi，taquebudongshengsesaoqingtasuoyouzhangai。xitongxiaoshineitian，
tashoushixinglizhunbeituiquantangping。luchenzhounazhezuanjiehedingjiziyuanhetongchuxian：“lutaitai，
nideheifentouzixiangzhuanzhengle。
”sunianwanshibeiyizhenjianruide、fangfozhijiaguaguoshengxiutiepideermingjiyingshengshengzhuaihuiyishide。
tamengdizhengkaiyan，shixiancongmohudaoqingxi，jujiaozaitoudingyizhanguofenhuali、zhuimanshuijingliusudediaodengshang，
dengguangcidetashenglixingdifanqileleihua。
zheibushitaneijianyuezuliangqianba、caiguangquankaoloudaoshengkongdengdechuzuwutianhuaban。taxiayishiditaishouxiangrouyanjing，
zhijianquechupengdaoyipianbinglianghuani。ditouyikan，
zijizhengtangzaiyigejudade、huabanduodenengyansirendeyugangli。shuimianpiaofuzhehouhouyicengmeiguihuaban，
fuyudaofanidexiangqizhengxiankonghoudiwangtabiqianglizuan。yugangbianyuanhaibaizhegegaojiaobei，
limiancanyudeanhongseyetisanfazhejiujingdeqixi。“shenmeqingkuang？”sunianwanmengle，
chengzheshihuadeyugangbixiangzhanqilai，yizhenqiangliedexuanyunmengdixilai，taiyangxuetutuzhitiao，
wushumoshengdejiyisuipianrutongkaizhadehongshui，manhengdichongjintadenaohai。sunianwan，ershisui，
yulequanchawucirendeshibaxianxiaotouming。cike，
tazhengzaiyigeburuliuwangjujuzukechuanyigehuobuguosanjidepaohuigongnv。
jiyilizuixianming、yezuirangtadanhandepianduan，shiguanyuyigemingzi——luchenzhou。
neigeduoduojiaozhenggeyulequandouyaodousandoudenanren，neigechuanshuozhonglengkubaoli、shouduanhenjuedezibendalao。
eryuanzhuzheigedaomeidan，jiuzaijitianqianyichanghunluandejuzukaijiyanshang，buzhishibeirentuisanghaishizijijiaohua，
jingjiangmanmanyibeihongjiu，“jingzhun”dipozaileluchenzhouneishenjushuojiazhiqiweishudesirendingzhixizhuangshang。
jiyilizuihoudehuamian，shiluchenzhouneishuangshenbujiandideyanjing，gezheyinyundejiuqihemanchangsijidejingkong，
binglengdisaoguota。neiyanshen，meiyoubaonu，shenzhimeiyoumingxiandeqingxu，quebirenhepaoxiaodougengrangrenzhixi，
fangfozaikanyijianjijiangbeiqinglidiaodelaji。hanyishunjiancongjiaodibancuandaotianlinggai。sunianwandalegeduosuo，
jianqiyipianshuihua。tachuanshule！chuanjinleyibentashuiqiangangfanguojizhangdeyulequanwunaoshuangwenli！
chenglezheigehetatongmingtongxing、kaijujiujingzhuncailei、zhudingyaobeiluchenzhouwuqingfengshadepaohuinvpei！
“ding——”yigehaowuganqingdedianziyintuwudizaitasijidenaohailizhakai：【shengmingweixixitongbangdingchenggong。
suzhu：sunianwan。】【dangqianshengmingzhi：5%（binwei）。】【jinggao！
jiancedaozhimingweixieyuan：luchenzhou（diyisuodingzhuangtai）。yujichedimoshadaojishi：7tian。
】【weiyixumingtujing：shouji‘heifenzhi’。jutiduihuanguize：1dianheifenzhi=1xiaoshishengming。
heifenzhilaiyuan：zhenduisuzhuchanshengdefumiangongzhongpingjia（manma、chaofeng、**deng）。
】【xinshourenwufabu：qingzai24xiaoshinei，huoquzhishao1000dianheifenzhi。
renwushibaichengfa：shengmingzhiqingling。】sunianwanjiangzaibinglengdexizaoshuili，huabanzhanzaipifushang，
dailaiyizhongguiyideniannigan。xitong？heifenzhixuming？mataderenyueduo，tahuodeyuejiu？zheishenmemoguiluoji！
tashituzainaohailigoutong：“xitong？wei？jieshiqingchudian？zenmeshouji？youmeiyouxinshoudalibao？
”naohailiyipiansiji。neigebinglengdedianziyinfangfocongweichuxianguo，
zhiyouneigebantoumingde、sanfazhebuxianghongguangdexunidaojishixuanfuzaitadeyishishenchu，
xianhongde“6tian23xiaoshi59fen”xiangyidaocuimingfu，meiyigetiaodongdemiaoshudouzhongzhongqiaozaitadexinzangshang。
7tian？1000heifenzhi？taxianzaishigesheia？weibofensibudaoyiwan，
qizhongjiuqianjiubaijiushijiugehaishigongsimaidejiangshifen！zhiwangneixiejiangshifenmata？tianfangyetan！
qiushengdebennengyadaoleyiqiehuangmiuganhetucaoyu。sunianwanshoujiaobingyongdicongyuganglipachulai，
binglengdeshuizhushunzhepifuwangxiatang。tachongdaowoshi，shoumangjiaoluandifanchuyuanzhuneigefenqiaoziyijingshuailiedeshouji，
zhiwenjiesuo。pingmuliangqi，shiyuanzhuneizhangqingchunwugu、daizhedianqieshengshengxiaobaihuaqizhide**bizhi。
“duibuzhulejiemei，weilehuoming，nizheirenshe，jiedejinibengdexisui！”sunianwanshenxiyikouqi，
shouzhiyinweihanlenghejinzhangweiweizhandou，queyichangjiandingdidiankaileweibotubiao。santianhou，
yigemingwei#sunianwanzhibofafeng#dehuati，xiangyiketourupingjinghumiandeshenshuizhadan，
mengdicuanshangleresoubangweiba。qiyinshimougehuchuandixindezhibopingtai，
yigepingshiguankanrenshuwendingzaisanweishudexianliaozhibojian。
zhuboshiquanneixiaoyoumingqidebaguabozhu“guatianlixia”，zhudayigeganshuoganlao。zheitian，
talianxianleyiwei“teyaoshenmijiabin”。huamianjietong，jingtouneibianguangxianyoudianan，
yingchuyizhangsujingdejihumeishangzhuangdelian。nvhaichuanzhejiandandebaisetxu，toufasuiyizhalegewanzitou，
jilvsuifaluozaijiabian，yanshenqingliang，touzheyiguhezheifuzaoquanzigegeburude……poguanziposhuai？
“dajiahao，woshisunianwan。”shengyintouguomaikefengchuanlai，daizhediangangshuixingdeweiya，queziziqingxi。
guatianlixiaxianranyemeiliaodaozheiwei“teyaojiabin”rucikaimenjianshan，lengleliangmiaocaiduiqizhiyejiaxiao：“a，
huanyingnianwan！zuijinzaimangshenmeni？tingshuoyouxinzuopinzaipai？”sunianwanzaijingtouwaisihudiaozhengleyixiazuozi，
dongzuosuiyidebuxianggeyiren：“ng，yigewangju，dajiangyoudegongnv，gujihuobuguosanjineizhong。
”danmupiaoguoxixilalade【shei？】【burenshi】【zheiguniangtingshicheng？】。“nei……kanjuma？
zuijinluyingdineibu《tianquan》zhengbodehuo，kanlemei？pingjiayixia？”guatianlixiapaochuhuati，
yanshendaizhediankanhaoxideyiwei。sheidouzhidaoluchenzhoudemingzizaiquanneiyiweizheshenme，tita，
benshenjiushiliuliangmima。pingmuqiandesunianwan，
naohailineigedaojishiyijingbianchenglexianhongde“4tian12xiaoshi37fen”，
shengmingzhizaizuotiankaotafaleyitiao“zheijiewangyoubuxing，marendoumeidianxinyi”deweibohou，
jiannandipadaole9%。cike，“luchenzhou”sangezixiangqiangxinzhenyiyangciletayixia。tataiyan，kanxiangjingtou，
biaoqingshineizhongdaizhedianxueshutantaobanderenzhen：“《tianquan》a？kanlejiyan。
lulaoshideyanzhiheshencaiguanliqueshimeidetiao，dingjipeizhi。”guatianlixiagangxiangfuhe，sunianwanhuafengyizhuan，
yuqipingdandexiangzaitaoluncaishichangluobudepinxiang：“jiushiba……neiyanji，ze。
”zhenggezhibojiananjingleyishun。“yangeshafajueduandediwang，quanchengjiuyigebiaoqing——‘laozihengui，
moailaozi’。”sunianwanweiweicumei，sihuzainulihuiyixijie，“yanshenxiquankaomanjingtouhetexieyingcheng，
qingxubaofaquankaohou，taicigongdi……ng，zizhengqiangyuanshizizhengqiangyuan，dantingzhexiangaipeiyin，
meishenmerenweier。fensibiejizhepen，jianyifuxiyixiatasannianqianneibu《anhe》，
neishihouhaiyoudian‘huoren’qier，xianzaima……”tasongsongjian，weijinzhiyiyiyuyanbiao。【？？？？？？
】【**？？？？？？】【tafengle？？？？？？】【pengciluchenzhou？？？
zheijiexianghongxiangfengleba？？？】【sunianwanshishei？？？nalaidehukaganzheimedianpingluyingdi？？？
】【suirandanshi……haoxiangyoudiandaoli？lushenzuijinjibushiyoudian……duanzhe？】【fangpi！
lushenyanjitianhuaban！huka**！】【jubaole！pengcisima！】danmushunjianbaozha！
mimimamadebaisezitixiangshikongdepubuyiyangchongshuazhepingmu，sudukuaidaojihukanbuqingneirong，
zhinengganshoudaoneiguxiongyongde、jihuyaochongpopingmudefennuhechaofeng。
sunianwanmiaoleyiyanyishishenchuneigebantoumingdemianban。shengmingzhi：9%…10%…11%…15%！
shuzixiangzuolehuojianyiyangwangshangcuan！yuanbencimudehongsedaojishi，
tiaodongsihudoumanleneimeweibuzudaodeyidiandian。yigunanyiyanyudenuanliu，bansuizhejiehouyushengdexutuogan，
yongbianquanshen。tashenzhinengqingxidiganjuedao，
neiyinweibinsiershikeyingraode、fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaoduanqidezhixigan，
beizheixiongyongde“masheng”shenqidichongdanleyisisi。yuanlai，beima，zhendenengjiuming！zheiganjue……youdianshuang！
guatianlixiayijingchedishale，zhangzhezui，kanzhepingmushangneikongbudedanmuliang，etoumaohan，
shitudayuanchang：“e…nianwanzhenshi…xinzhikoukuaiha…neige，womenliaodianbiede？zuijinyoutingshenmexingema？
dingliuxuziangdexinzhuanjizhuda……”“xuziang？”sunianwanxiangshibeidakailemougekaiguan，yanjingliangleliang，
neidianxueshutantaodejingtouyoushanglaile，“taneishouxinge《xinghaixuanwo》shiba？mvpaidetingshaoqiande，
yuzhoufeichuanxingjidazhan，texiaowumaobianwukuaile，zhidebiaoyang。”guatianlixiagangsonglekouqi。
“jiushichanggebufen，”sunianwantanlekouqi，biaoqingdaizhedianzhenchengdewanxi，“nishuotahaohaoyigetiaowude，
ganmafeigenzijisangziguobuquni？neidiaopaode，jiutouniudoulabuhuilai。xiuyinshigujidouxiudaomaoyanleba？
xianchangbanwotingguo，neibunengjiaochangge，neijiao…ng…yiyangduncuodenianjing，haishidaidiankatandeneizhong。
”【pu——！！！！】【jiuming！tazenmegandea！！！
】【xuziangfensihaiyousanshimiaodaodazhanchang！
】【suiranxuziangchanggongshiyingshang…danzheimezhijieshuochulai…yongshi！】【sunianwanshiba？wojizhunile！
niwanle！nichediwanle！】【niandupengciwangdansheng！tongshidezuiluchenzhouhexuziang！
zheijieshixianzijiliangdebugoukuai？】【youyishuoyi，tatucaode…haojingzhuna**！
】danmuzaiciyinglaihebaojichongji！fuwuqifachubukanzhongfude**。sunianwandeshengmingzhimianban，
shuzifengkuangtiaodong：20%…25%…30%！neixianhongdedaojishi，
diyicirouyankejiandiwanghuituileyidian！yizhongbingtaide、niuqudexingfenganjuezhulesunianwan。
takanzheneixiexiongyongde、henbudebatasisuidemanma，zhijuedemeiyigezidousanfazheyourende、shengmingdeqixi。
她甚至对着镜头，
luchuleyigejiqicanlan、zaifennudewangyouyanzhongkanchengtiaoxindexiaorong：“xiexiedajiareqingtaolun！
lixingfayanha！heihongyeshihong，duiba？”zhibodeyuboxiangyichangxijuanzhenggewangluodechaojifengbao。
“sunianwanzhibofafeng”、“sunianwandianpingluchenzhouyanji”、“sunianwanxuziangnianjing”dengxiangguancitiao，
yicuikulaxiuzhishibazhanleresoubangqianshi，houmianwuyiliwaigenzheshenhongsede“bao”zi。tadeweibo，
yiyezhijiancongmenkeluoquebianchenglezhanchang。zuixinyitiaoweiboxiamian，pinglunshuyikongbudesudubiaosheng，
zhuanyanjiupoleliuweishu。diankaiyikan，xingfengxueyu。【hukacengnimareduni？lushenyeshininengpingjiade？
jiyepa！】【xuziangchinijiadamile？changgongbuhaoaizhenile？zhaozhaojingzikankanzijineiyanjiba！
】【pengcishuangdingliu，sunianwan，nishidongzenmezhaoside！】【luchenzhougongzuoshilvshihanjinggao！
zuodengfengsha！】【xuziangquanqiuhouyuanhui：sunianwan，daoqian！fouzehouguozifu！】【jiemeimen！
jubaozouyibo！rangtagunchuyulequan！】【zhiyouwojuedetashuode…youdiandaolima？
luchenzhouzuijinjibuxishiyoudianmoshihua，
xuziangxianchangchehuoyeshishishia……（dingguogaipao）】【qianmiandeshuijunba？duoshaoqianyitiao？daiwoyige？
】【sunianwangunchuyulequan！+10086】edudezuzhou、fennudezhiwen、qingmiedechaofeng，
haiyoulingxingjigeweiruodaojihukanbujiande“lizhongke”shengyin，shunjianjiubeiyanmeizaikoushuidewangyangdahaili。
sunianwanpantuizuozaitaneijianxiaxiao、duimanzawudechuzuwudibanshang，pengzheshouji，
yanjingsisidingzheyishilidexitongmianban。shengmingzhi：65%！haizaihuanmanerjiandingdishangsheng！
neixianhongdedaojishi，yijingtuidaole“3tian18xiaoshi45fen”。neixiebukanrumudeziyan，
cikezaitayanzhong，douhuazuoletiaoyuede、jincancandeshengmingzhiguang。meiyige“gunchuyulequan”，
meiyige“sima”，meiyige“huka”，douzaiweitaxuming！taliekaizui，wushengdixiaolechulai，xiaozhexiaozhe，
yanjiaoqueyoudianshirun。shixingfen，shijiehouyusheng，haiyouyisibeizheitaotianeyiyanmeidebennengkongju。
danzheidiankongju，zaihuoxiaqudeyouhuomianqian，buzhiyiti。zheihaibugou。yuanyuanbugou。
65%deshengmingzhichengbuguosantian。taxuyaogengdadefengbao，gengxiongyongde“heifenzhi”hongliu！yigeniantou，
rutongheianzhongzishengdetengman，jinjinchanraozhutadexinzang。mubiaoqingxiwubi——luchenzhou。
zheigezidaidingjiliulianghehuimiexingweilidemingzi。tashenxiyikouqi，shouzhizaishoujipingmushangfeikuaidiqiaojiqilai，
biaoqingshicongweiyouguodezhuanzhuhe……kangfen。diertianshangwushidianzheng。
yipianbiaotiwei《jiegouluchenzhou：lun“miantanshi”bazongbiaoyandeyounibenzhiyushenmeipilao》dezhangwen，
rutongjingzhuntouxiadeshenshuizhadan，zaisunianwanneigeganggangjinglixuexideweibozhanghaoshang，hongranyinbao！
wenzhangmeiyoupeitu，zhiyoumimimama、tiaoliqingxidaojinhukebodefenxiwenzi。
kaipianzhizhihexin：【luchenzhouxianshengjinnianlaidejiaose，wulunguzhuangquanchenhaishixiandaijingying，
neihegaodutongyi：yigexingzoude、angguide、jujuerenheqingxubodongde“bazong”biaoqian。
qibiaoyanjingsuizaiyu——miantan。】【suowei“miantan”，bingfeizhendemeiyoubiaoqing，
ershijiangyiqieqingxubodongqiangxingyazhizaizuixiaoyuzhinei。fennu？weiweicumei。beishang？yanshenfangkonglingdianwumiao。
xiyue？zuijiaoshangyangbuchaoguoshiwudu。zheizhongjiduankezhi，
zaizaoqi《anhe》zhongshangyou“yinrendeposuigan”jiachi，xingchengdutemeili。
dandangtachengweisuoyoujiaosedeweiyifanshi，bianbukebimiandihuaxiang……youni。】【younigancongheerlai？qiyi，
biaoyande“kong”。qingxubeiyasuozhijinhuzhenkong，yanshenquefazhenzhengluodian，
fangfozainingshixukongzhongdecaiwubaobiaohuoshougouxieyi。guanzhongwufagongqing，
zhinengkandaoyizhangjunmeiquekongdongdelianzaiyanyi“wohengui”、“wohenleng”、“wohenqiang”。qier，
xijiede“jia”。wulunshenchuzhanchangxiaoyanhaishitanpanzhuodechunqiangshejian，faxingwensibuluan，xizhuangxianchenburan，
lianzhoumeidehududoujingguojingxinsheji。zheizhongguodude“wanmei”bolilezhenshigan，
zhishengxiajingxinweihude“bazong”renshedeziwotaozui。qisan，neihede“xu”。jiaosequefachengzhanghuguang，
yongyuanzhanzaiquanlihecaifudedingduanfushizhongsheng，suoyouchongtuzuizhongdoufuwuyuzhengmingtade“zhengque”yu“qiangda”。
zheizhongdanboeraomandexushi，zaixinxibaozha、guanzhongshenmeiriyitiaotidedangxia，zaoyiyinfashencengyanjuan。
】wenzhangzuihou，sunianwanshenzhidandabaotiandixiedao：【jianyiluxianshengchangshifangxia“bazong”baofu，
jiedianjiediqidejiaose，biru……caishichangtaojiahaijiadexiaofan？
huoxunengwajuechubeiangguixizhuangfengyinde、shuyu“ren”dexianhuoqixi？dangran，qiantishininhaiyuanyi“biaoyan”，
erfeijinjin“zhanshi”nindeangguihemianwubiaoqing。】luojiyanmi，yongcijingzhun，bianpiruli，chaofenglimax！
meiyigezidouxiangcuiledudezhen，jingzhundizhaxiangluchenzhoulaiyichengmingdebiaoyanmoshiheqibeihoupangdadefensidiguo。
zheipianwenzhang，cheditongchuanlemafengwo！resoushunjiantanhuan！fuwuqichedibengkui！
【sunianwanjiegouluchenzhou】houmianneige“bao”zi，hongdejihuyaodichuxuelai！
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yaoqiufengshazheigebuzhitiangaodihoudehuka。tamenyongzuiedudeyuyanzuzhousunianwan，jiangtadezhaopianpchengyizhao，
**chenggezhongwuruxingdongtubingdushichuanbo。xuziangdefensiyechenjixiachang，xinchoujiuhenyiqisuan，huoliquankai。
lurenmenzefenchengjingweifenmingdeliangpai。yipaipaianjiaojue：【**yongshi！zizizhuji！shuochulewobuganshuode！
】、【suiranyongcihenledian，danfenxidehaodaowei！luchenzhouzheijinianyanshadouyigeweierwozaojiunile！】。
lingyipaizetongchisunianwan：【huazhongquchong！weilehonghaowudixian！】、【cengreducengdaosangxinbingkuang！
】、【jianyilushenzhijiegaodaotaqingjiadangchan！】zhenggewangluoshijie，yinwei“sunianwan”zheisangezi，
xianruleqiansuoweiyoudediankuang。tademingzichengleliuliangheidong，chenglezuiededaimingci，
chenglerenrenhandadeguojielaoshu。sunianwandeshoujichedibianchengleyigeguntangde、buduanzhendongde“zhadan”。
tabatadiudeyuanyuande，zijizexiangyinjunziyiyang，
jinhutanlandi“xishi”zheyishishenchuneigefengkuangtiaodongdeshuzi。
shengmingzhi：78%…85%…92%…98%…100%！manle！
neigenxiangzhengzheshengmingzhangdudejindutiao，zhongyubeixiongyongpengpaide、laiziquanwangdetaotianeyi，cheditianmanle！
cimudehongguangbeirouhede、chongmanshengjidelvsequdai！neigexuanzaitoudingdesiwangdaojishi，xiaoshile！
“hu——”sunianwanzhangzhangdi、zhangzhangdituchuyikouzhuoqi，zhenggerentanruanzaidibanshang，
houbeideyifubeilenghanjintou，jintiezhepifu。jiehouyushengdekuangxirutongdianliubancuanguosizhibaihai，
rangtarenbuzhuquansuoqijiaozhi，wushengdidaxiaoqilai，xiaodeyanleidouchulaile。huoxialaile！zhendehuoxialaile！
kaozhezheizhang“pozui”hequanwanghei，tayingshicongluchenzhoudesiwangmingdanli，qianghuileyitiaoming！
judadepibeiganheanquangantongshixilai。tazhixianglike、mashang、yuandixiaoshi，zhaogemeirenrenshidedifang，
shuitagesantiansanye，bazheixietiandejingkong、zhengzha、niuqudekangfen，quanbushuiguoqu！jihuihenkuailaile。
几天后，
jie（yigetongyanghuchuandixin、shouxiazhiyousunianwanyigeyirenhaizhengtianxiangzhepaoludenvren）nandezhudonglianxita，
yuqifuza：“nianwana…neige…‘xingyaozhiye’cishanwanhui，zhubanfangneibian…dianmingyaoniqu。
”“xingyaozhiye”？sunianwanyoudianmeng。neikeshidingjishenghui，qudedoushichaoyixianhezibendalao。
tazheizhongquanwangheidehuka，quganma？danghuobazigongrenchaoxiao，jiwanhuizengjiayidianxingweiyishuxiaoguo？“qu！
weishenmebuqu？”sunianwanjihumeiyouyu。tazhengchoumeijihuididiaotuichangni！canjiawanzheigewanhui，
tajiuchedishenyin！rang“sunianwan”zheigemingzizaimashengzhongmanmanliangtouba！
“xingyaozhiye”dejubandixuanzaishizhongxinyijiadingjijiudiandeyanhuiting。shuijingdiaodengzheshechucuicanbinglengdeguang，
kongqilimimanzhegaojixiangfen、angguijiushuiheruoyouruowudexiangshuiwei。yixiangbinying，gongchoujiaocuo。
nanrenmendishengtanxiao，nvrenmenqiaoxiaoqianxi，yiqiedoulongzhaozaiyicengjingzhifuhuadejiamianzhixia。
sunianwanchuanzheyishenzulaide、kuanshibaoshoudeheisexiaolifu，xianggewurutianehudechouxiaoya，
suozaiyanhuitingzuibuqiyandejiaoluo。tashouliduanzheyibeijihumeidongguodexiangbin，zhixiangbazijibianchengyipenlvzhi。
kexi，shiyuyuanwei。“yo，zheibushiwomen‘ganshuoganzuo’desulaoshima？
”yigedaizhemingxianjiqiaodenvshengxiangqi。sunianwantaitou，shilinweiwei。
yigehetatongqichudao、kaozhetianmeiwaibiaohegongsilipeng，rujinyiwenjuerxiandexiaohua。
linweiweiyishenfensegaoding，zhuangrongjingzhi，wanzheyigezhongniannanrendeshoubei，
kanxiangsunianwandeyanshenchongmanlehaobuyanshideqingmiehexingzailehuo。“sulaoshineipiandazuo，wokeshibaiduleni，
jianjiedudao，yongqikejia！”linweiweideshengyinbudabuxiao，ganghaonengrangzhouweijimineiderendoutingjian，
“jiushibuzhidao…luxianshengbenren，youmeiyouye‘baidu’yixiani？”taguyituozhangleyudiao，
yindetashenbiandenanrenhefujinjigekanrenaodeyirendidixiaoleqilai。eyirutongshizhidezhen，
zhazaisunianwanshenshang。tazhoulezhoumei，meishuohua。genzheizhongrenzhengbian，haowuyiyi，zhihuiyinlaigengduozhuyi。
tazhixiangkuaidianjieshu。“zenmebushuohua？zhibodeshihoubushitingnengshuodema？”linweiweiquebuyiburao，
shangqianyibu，jihuyaotiedaosunianwanmianqian，“shibushizhidaopale？dezuileluxiansheng，
niyiweinihainengzaizheigequanzilihunxiaqu？zhenshi…buzhisihuo。”zuihousigezi，tashuodeyouqingyouman，
daizhedushetuxinbandeyinleng。jiuzaizheishi，yanhuitingrukouchuchuanlaiyizhenxiweiqueqingxidesaodong。
xiangshipingjingdeshuimianbeitourujushi，yuanbenfensandezhuyilishunjianbeixiyinguoqu，liankongqidoufangfoningzhileyishun。
sunianwanxiayishidishunzhezhongrendemuguangwangqu。renqunrutongbeimoxifenkaidehonghai，zidongxiangliangcetuikai，
rangchuyitiaotongdao。luchenzhouzoulejinlai。tameiyouchuanchangjiandekebanxizhuang，
ershiyishenjiancaijijiadeshenhuisesironglifu，lingkouyisibugoudixizheheiselingjie。
dengguangluozaitalunkuofenmingdelianshang，touxiashensuideyinying。tadebufachenwen，
zhoushenfangfozidaiyigewuxingde、gejuexuanxiaodebinglengqichang。suoguozhichu，
suoyoudetanxiaofengshengdoushunjiandilexiaqu，
wushudaomuguang——jingweide、taohaode、chimide、tanjiude——jujiaozaitashenshang。taxiangshimeikanjianrenheren，
jingzhizouxiangzhuweifangxiang。muguangpingdandisaoguoquanchang，rutongjunwangxunshilingdi。
jiuzaitadeshixianjijianglveguosunianwansuozaidejiaoluoshi，sunianwannaohailineigechenjilehaojitiandexitongmianban，
haowuzhengzhaodi、fengkuangdishanshuoqilai！cimudehongguangjihuyaozhuoshangtadeyishi！【jinggao！jinggao！
gaonengweixieyuanjiejin！】【jinggao！jiancedaomubiaorenwu“luchenzhou”jingshenchangyichangbodong！
】【xitongfangyumokuaiguozai！qidongjinji…zi…zi……】【cuo…cuowu！shujuliu…wenluan！
】【hexinxieyi…zao…zaoshouweizhi…ruqin…zila——！】jianruidedianzizaoyinbansuizhexinghongdeluanma，
rutongbingdubanshunjianzhanjuletadezhenggeyishi！juliede、fangfolinghunbeisiliedetoutongmengdixilai！
“e……”sunianwantongkudimenhengyisheng，yanqianfahei，shouzhongdexiangbinbeimeinawen，
yankanjiuyaotuoshouzazaidishang！jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，yizhidaizheheisepizhishoutaodeshou，
wenwendi、jiqijingzhundituozhulebeidi。binglengdepigechugan，touguobobodebeibichuanlai。
shijianfangfobeianxialezantingjian。sunianwanjiangyingdi、yidiandianditaiqitou。luchenzhoubuzhiheshi，
jingyitingzailetademianqian！jinzaizhichi！taweiweichuimou，neishuangshenbujiandi、fangfoyunzangzhewujinhantandeyan，
zhenglaolaodisuozheta。meiyouyuxiangzhongdebaonu，yemeiyoubeimaofandeyinchen，
zhiyouyizhong…lingrengusuidoudongjiede、jugaolinxiadetanjiu。neimuguangruilidexiangshinengchuantoupinang，
zhishitalinghunshenchucikezhengzaifengkuangshuapingdexinghongluanma！tatuozhebeidideshoumeiyoushouhui，
lingyizhishouquemantiaosilidi、jiqiyouyadi，kaishizhaineizhiheiseshoutao。gujiefenmingdeshouzhi，
congbinglengdepizhizhongyicuncunxianluchulai，dongzuodaizheyizhongzhangkongyiqiedecongrong，
youtouzheyisinanyiyanyudeweixian。yanhuitingsijiyipian。suoyoumuguangdouningguzaizheijiaoluo。
linweiweilianshangdexingzailehuozaoyihuaweijingju，xiayishidihoutuileyibu。
luchenzhouzhongyujiangneizhishoutaowanquanzhaixia，suiyididijipangbianbuzhiheshichuxiande、rutongyingzibanchenmodezhuli。
ranhou，neizhiganggangjiefangchulaide、meiyourenhezugedeshou，taileqilai。daizhebojiandezhifu，
daizheburongkangjudeliliang，niezhulesunianwandexiaba。lidaobuzhong，querangtashunjiandongdanbude。
binglengdechugancongxiabamanyanzhiquanshen，xueyedoufangfoninggule。taweiweifushen，coujin，
wenredehuxiruoyousiwudifuguotashunjianbiandebingliangdeerkuo。
dichenchunhou、rutongdatiqinbanyueerdesangyinxiangqi，daizheyisiwanwei，yisibingliangdechaonong，
qingxidizuanjintadeerduo：“《jiegouluchenzhou》？”taqingqingzhongfuzhetaneipian“dazuo”debiaoti，
weiyinweiweishangyang，daizheyizhonglingrenxinzhandeyapogan。“madetingkaixin？ng？”sunianwantongkongzhousuo，
xinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshouhenhenzuanzhu，zhixiganpaishandaohaibanxilai！taquanshendexueyedouchongxiangletouding，
youzaixiayimiaodongjiechengbing！luchenzhoudemuguanglveguotashunjianshixuedelian，
tingliuzaitayinjingkongerweiweifangdadetongkongshang，chunjiaogouqiyigejiqian、quehaowuwendudehudu。
“fenxidezheimetouche……”tadeshengyinyadegengdi，zhiyoutanengtingjian，
meiyigezidouxiangbingzhuzazaitadeshenjingshang。“buru，qinzilaitiyanyixia，‘younibazong’shizenmetengrende？
”hong——！sunianwannaozilineigenmingweilizhidexian，chedibengduanle！yucitongshi，
tayishishenchuneigefengkuangshanshuo、bumanxinghongluanmahejianruijingbaodexitongmianban，
zaifachuyizhencierde、rutongchuisizhengzhabande“zila——”zhangminghou，mengdiyian！chediheiping！
xitong…dangjile？！sunianwanbuzhidaozijishizenmecongneigelingrenzhixideyanhuitingjiaoluotaolide。
tazhijideluchenzhouzuihouneigebinglengwanweideyanshen，hetasongkaitaxiabashi，
zhijiancanliude、rutonghantiebandechugan。taxiangyimoyouhun，pingjiezhebenneng，
diediezhuangzhuangdichongjinlehoutaiyitiaoduimandaojuxiang、guangxianhunandezoulang。beikaozhebinglengcucaodeqiangbi，
tadakoudakoudichuanzheqi，binglengdekongqixirufeili，dailaizhenzhabandecitong。xinzangzaixiongqianglikuangtiao，
jihuyaozhuangsuileigu。yishishenchu，neigexiangzhengzheshengmingdexitongmianban，yijiushiyipiansijideqihei。dangjile？
zhendedangjile？neitademingni？neihaoburongyilamandeshengmingzhini？！judadekonghuangrutongbinglengdechaoshui，
shunjianjiangtayanmei。tazhandouzheshenchushou，tulaodizaiyanqianhuiwu，fangfoxiangzhuazhuneigexuhuandemianban，
queshenmeyepengbudao。“xitong？xitong！shuohua！huidawo！”tazaixinliwushengdijianjiao。huiyingtade，
zhiyouyipianxuwudesiji。wanle…yiqiedouwanle…taganggangqianghuilaideming，
yinweiluchenzhoudeyijuhua、yigechupeng，jiu…meile？jiuzaizheijizhidekongjuhejuewangzhong，
yigejiqihuangmiu、queyoudaizhemouzhongkongbuhelixingdeniantou，
rutongshandianbanpijintadenaohai——luchenzhouzuihouneijuhua！
“fenxidezheimetouche”……tazenmehuizhidaotayongle“touche”zheigeci？！neipianxiaozuowenli，
taqueshiyongle“bianpiruli”、“touche”zheiyangdeziyan！takanle？！tabujinkanle，
haijizhulelimiandeyongci？！bu！budui！neizhongjibiededalao，meitianxiangdidaotamianqiandedongxiduijirushan，
tazenmekenengyouxianxin、younaixinqukantazheizhonglouyixiede、chongman“danibudao”detucaowen？jiusuankanle，
youzenmekenengjingzhundijizhuqizhongyigexingrongci？chufei……yigegengjingsongdekenengxing，
rangsunianwanshunjianhanmaodaoshu！chufei……tabujinjinshikanlewenzi！tadangshi……neng“kandao”gengduo？！
tamengdixiangqixitongdangjiqianneifengkuangshanshuodehongguangheluanma，
yiji【jiancedaomubiaorenwujingshenchangyichangbodong】、【hexinxieyizaoshouweizhiruqin】dejinggao！
yigerangtalinghundoukaishizhanlidecaicefuxian：luchenzhou，tashibushi……neng“kandao”tadexitong？！
shenzhi……neng“kandao”taneixiezaixitongmianbanshangfengkuangshuaguodedanmuheneixinos？！zheigeniantouyidanshengqi，
jiuzaiyeyabuxiaqu。guowangneixiebeitahulvedexijie，
rutongdianyinghuamianbanzaiyanqianfeisushanguo——meiyicitaduiluchenzhoujinxing“gaoqiangdu”tucao，
wulunshizhibohaishixiexiaozuowen，xitongshoujiheifenzhidexiaolvdouyichangdegao！
fangfo……mingmingzhongyouyigujudade“zhutuili”？nandao…neiguzhutuili，jiushiluchenzhoubenren？！
tayizhizai……guanzhuzheta？yiyizhongtawufalijiedefangshi？zheigexiangfataiguojingshihaisu，taiguofeiyisuosi，
rangsunianwanhunshenfaleng，yachidoukaishidazhan。tayonglishuaitou，shitujiangzheigekepadeniantoushuaichuqu。
“bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！yidingshiqiaohe！shiwoxiangduole！”tanannanziyu，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，
yongtengtonglaiqiangpozijilengjing。raner，mingyunsihutielexinyaoyanzhengtazheigezuikongbudecaice。jitianhou，
yiduanyounimingzhanghaofabude、jingguojingxinjianjideshipin，haowuzhengzhaodikongjiangresoubangshou。
biaotisongrentingwen：【dujiajiemi！sunianwangunchuyulequandezhenxiang！xinjinvweishangweibuzeshouduan！
】shipinneirong，heranshi“xingyaozhiye”houtaineitiaohunanzoulangdejiankongluxiang！
jiaodudiaozuandipaixialesunianwan“jinghuangshicuo”dizhuangruyigehuaibao，
you“yujuhaiying”ditaitoukanxiangduifang（suiranhuamianmohu，
danneigegaodadeshenyinglunkuohesunianwanjingkongdelianbeipaideqingqingchuchu），
jinjiezhejiushilinweiweichongchulai“yizhengyanci”zhizeta“pengciqianbei”dehuamian。shipinqiatouquwei，
zhiliuxiazuiyinrenxiaxiangdebufen，zaipeishangshandongxingjiqiangdezimuhebeijingyinle，
shunjianjiangsunianwandingzaile“xinjibiao”、“xianghongxiangfengle”、“pengcibuchengfanbeijiechuan”dechiruzhushang！
wangluozaicibeidianran！zheiyici，shichuncuide、yibiandaodetaofa！
lianzhiqianneilingxingjigejuedetatucaodeyoulideshengyin，yechedibeiyanmei。sunianwandeweibochedilunxian，
sixinxiangsaimanlebukanrumuderumaheweixietupian。tademingzichengle“**”、“xinji”dedaimingci，
shenzhiyoujijindefensikaishirenroutadezhuzhi。sunianwanduozaitaneijianxiaoxiaodechuzuwuli，chuanglianladesiside，
xiangyizhijinggongzhiniao。kanzhewangshangneixieputiangaidideeyi，tadiyicimeiyouganshoudao“xuming”denuanliu，
zhiyoucigudehanlenghewubiandejuewang。xitongyijiusiji，shengmingzhihaowudongjing。
taganjuezijixiangbeipaoqizaibaofengxuezhongdelvren，kanbudaorenheshenglu。jiuzaitaquansuozaijiaoluo，
jihuyaobeijuewangtunshideshihou，shoujipingmuturanliangleyixia。yitiaotuisongxiaoxidanlechulai，
laiziyigetacongweiguanzhuguo、renzhengxinxiquerangtatongkongzhousuodezhanghao——【luchenzhougongzuoshi】。
bushilvshihan，bushishengming。zhiyouduanduanyixingzi，bingleng，jianjie，
daizheyizhongwuyongzhiyidecaijueliliang：【luchenzhouv：@sunianwanyanjifukua，renpincunyi。hezuofangshenxuan。
//zhuanfashipinlianjie#sunianwangunchuyulequandezhenxiang#】zheitiaoweibo，
rutongyidaolaizijiuxiaoyunwaideleitingpanjue！shunjianbeidingshangleresoudiyi！
“bao”zihoumianshenzhigenlegexiaoxiaodehuoyantubiao！【lushenqinzixiachangle！！！】【shichuile！！！
sunianwanchediliangtou！】【lushenweiwu！fengshata！】【gongzuoshikuaifalvshihana！gaosita！
】quanwangfeiteng！suoyourendourenwei，
zheishiluchenzhouduisunianwanzheigebuzhitiangaodihou、yierzaizaiersanmaofantadehuka，xiadadezhongjifengshaling！
chuzuwuli，sunianwansisididingzheneitiaozhuanfaweibo，meiyigezidouxiangshaohongdeluotietangzaitadeshiwangmoshang。
judadekongjurangtahunshenfadou，raner，jiuzaizheimiedingdejuewangzhong，yisijiqiweiruo、jiqihuangmiudeliangguang，
quezaitasijideyishishenchu，wanqiangdishanshuoleyixia。neiqiheiyipiandexitongmianbanbianyuan，
jiqiweiruodi、jihunanyichajuedi，tiaodongleyimojiqiweixiaode……lvseguangdian？baifenzhiyi？qianfenzhiyi？
weiruodekeyihulvebuji。dan，taqueshicunzai！jiuzailuchenzhouqinzixiachang“fengsha”ta，
quanwangheifenzhidadaoshiwuqianlidedingfengshi！yigerangsunianwantoupifama、hunshenxueyejihuniliudeniantou，
rutongpotudeduteng，fengkuangdichanraozhutadexinzang——nandao……luchenzhouta……shizai……bangta“xuming”？
！zheigexiangfataiguojingsong，taiguobukesiyi，rangtajihuzhixi。tamengdiwuzhuzui，zuzhizijijianjiaochusheng，
shentiquekongzhibuzhudijuliezhandouqilai。chuangwai，yeserumo。ertadeshijie，
ganggangjinglileyichangdabaixingde、rangtakongjudaoguzilidedizhen。luchenzhouneitiaokansi“fengshaling”dezhuanfa，
rutongzaigunfeideyouguoliyoujiaoleyipiaobingshui。sunianwandemingzi，chedichengleyulequandejinjihequanmingongdi。
tazuzhudelaojiuxiaoqulouxia，kaishichuxianguisuidejingtouhedaizhekouzhaomaozi、yanshenbushanderen。
nimingjilaidekuaidiheli，zhuangzhesilaoshuhezhanmanhongyouqidekonghexin。shoujibeidabao，
quanshiedudezuzhouhebukanruerdemanma。lianlouxiaxiaochaoshidelaoban，kandaotadouyanshenduoshan，
feikuaidiyikaishixian。sunianwanbuganchumen，xiangyizhibeikunzailaolonglidekunshou。talajinlesuoyoudechuanglian，
quansuozaifangjianzuiheiandejiaoluo，huailijinjinbaozheyigekaodian，fangfoneishitaweiyidefumu。
kongjurutongbinglengdetengman，chanraozhetadexinzang，meiyicitiaodongdoudaizhechendiandiandezhixigan。
xitongmianbanyijiuyipiansijideqihei。dansunianwandezhijue，neigehuangmiudaorangtahunshenfalengdecaice，
querutongfuguzhiju，zaitanaohailifengkuangzizhang——luchenzhou，
neigeniezhetaxiaba、yongbinglengyuqiwenta“madetingkaixin”denanren，keneng……zhendeshizaibangta？
zheigeniantourangtabuhanerli。taningyuantashizhendeyaneta，xiangyaochediniansitazheizhimayi。zhishaoneiyang，
jiejuqingximingle。kexianzai，yiqiedoubiandeguiyierbukekong。
jiuzaitajihuyaobeizheijudadeyaliheweizhidekongjuyakuashi，
shiqingquekaishichaozheyigefeiyisuosidefangxiangfazhan。shouxianshineigeeyijianjishipindeyuantou。
fabushipindenimingzhanghao，zaiyinbaoquanwanghoubudao24xiaoshi，jiubeijishushouduanjingzhunsuoding。jingfangxunsujieru，
fabutongbao：zhanghaochiyourenximouyulegongsiyingxiaorenyuan，shourenzhishi，eyijianjisanbubushixinxi，
qinfantarenmingyuquan，yibeiyifaxingshijuliu。tongbaosuiweidianmingzhishizhe，danzilixingjiantouludexinxi，
zuyirangxiujuelingmindemeitijiangmaotouyinyinzhixianglelinweiweibeihoudeziben。jinjiezhe，
sunianwanneirutongguojielaoshubandechujing，kaishichuxianweimiaode“songdong”。
neixieduzaitalouxiadegouzihejiduanfensi，fangfoyiyezhijianshoudaolemouzhongwuxingdejinggao，xiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
jigeyuanbenyinweiluchenzhouneitiaoweiboertaiduaimei、zhunbeihetajieyuedepinpaifang，turanyougaibianlekoufeng，
biaoshi“xuyaojinyibudiaochaheshi”，jieyueliuchengbeiwuxianqigezhi。zuirangsunianwangandaomaogusongrandeshi，
taneigechangnianzhuangsi、zhihuizaicuitajietonggaoshizhashidejingjirenwangjie，potianhuangdizhudongjitadalailedianhua，
yuqishiqiansuoweiyoudexiaoxinyiyi，shenzhidaizhedianchanmei：“nianwana？neige…nihaihaoba？zaijiama？
anquanba？aiyo，wangshangneixierenzhenshitaibuxianghuale！nifangxin，jieyidingbangnitaohuigongdao！
neige…zuijinyougebucuodewangzongzaijiechu，suiran…ng…shiguanchaleishenghuomanzong，danhuanjinghao，qingsong！
nikan…yaobuyaokaolvyixia？jiudangqusansanxin？pianchou…haoshangliang！”sunianwanwozheshouji，zhijianbingliang。
tataiqingchuwangjiedeweirenle。wulibuqizao。zaitabeiquanwangtuoqi、beiluchenzhou“qinzifengsha”dedangkou，
wangjiebujinmeiluojingxiashi，fanerdilaileganlanzhi？hai“pianchouhaoshangliang”？
zheibeihoumeiyouyizhiwuxingdeshouzaicaokong，guidoubuxin！
erneizhishoudezhuren……sunianwanzhijuedeyiguhanqicongjizhuigucuanshanglai。
tajihushilikejiuxiangdaoleluchenzhouneishuangshenbujiandideyanjing。tadaodixiangganshenme？dayibazhangjigetianzao？
maozhuolaoshudeyouxi？“wo…kaolvyixia。”sunianwanshengyingansedigualedianhua，houbeiquanshilenghan。
taxianggejinggongzhiniao，dakaidiannao，zhandouzheshouzaisousuokuangshuru“luchenzhou”。