《捂不热的妻子,我不要了》 小说介绍
《wuburedeqizi,wobuyaole》wenzhangxiedehao,qingjiebizhen,neirongganren,shennanyifujuncihejiayandengrenwumiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao,zheiyangdedoushixiaoshuobeiniurouganxiedekanchengwanmei。zhuyaojiangdeshi:meidengtajixushuo,wojiufanzaodedaduanta:“nimeicuo,niyaogenneigeniulangzhenaishuangsushuangfeiwodoubuguanni,niliangzuipeile,wudipei,tianshangdiyipei,xinglemei?……
《捂不热的妻子,我不要了》 1 免费试读
jiehunshizhounianjiehunjinianrineitian,xujiubulianxidezhulijiwofalefengyoujian。
limianshibenshizhuminggouzipaidaoqizishennanyigenchulianzaixinmaidebenchilimianjizhandeshipin,
gouziyaojiawushiwan,buranjiufadaowangshang。
wohuizhulirangtachuliganjing,ranhoudadianhuajishennanyiwentazaina?
“zaigongsijiaban,mingtianzaihuiqu。”
“zongcaiyeyaojiabanma?”
taturannumadao:“wojiagebannidouyaowenzheiwennei,nengbunengbiezheimefanren,gengeyuanfuyiyang。zaiwuliqunao,womenjiulihun。”
tingzhebeiguaduandedianhua,woshihuaile。
shiniandouwuburedeyikexin,neijiudiuleba。
1.
diertianbangwan,shennanyihuilaishi,wozhengzaidakuaiduoyidechilaziji。
shennanyibuxihuanchila,erwoshiwulabuhuanderen。
suoyijiehunshinianle,wodoumeizaitamianqianchiguoyiciladedongxi。
shennanyizuozaixialai,zhouzhemeikanzheyizhuozihongtongtongdecai,
“zenmedoushiladecai,wochishenme?”
wobuweisuodong,yanpidoubuxianyixia,dandandeshuo:
“xiangchinizijidianwaimai。”
shennanyinaonudejiangwoshouzhongdekuaizishuaizaidishang:
“fujunci,bujiushiwanglezuotianshijiehunjinianrima?zaizheiyinyangguaiqijisheikanni?kuiwohaijinimailaileliwu。”
shuozhe,jiubayigejingmeidebaozhuangfangzaiwomianqian。
“shouleliwujiubieyifuwoduibuqinidemoyangle,ganjinjiwoquzhujigecai。niyoubuchuqugongzuo,zaijiayebuganhuo,wojiajiniyoushenmeyong?”shennanyifengcidao。
tingzhetazuilibuzhongyangdebiandidehua,wozuozhemeidong。
dishinianle,tazhongyuzijixiangqiwomendejiehunjinianrishigentachulianshengrishitongyitianle。
jianwomeifanying,shennanyituilewoyiba,“gennishuohuani,yalema?nishenmeshihoubiandezheimejinjinjijiaole?”
gangshuowan,jiuduishanglewohaowubolandeshuangyan。
talianshangshanguoyisihuangzhang,suihouyoulizhiqizhuangdeshuo:“nichiwodeyongwode,haiyitiandaowanlazhegelian。”
“nijihejiayanmaicheshi,shuadeshiwodeka。”
“五百万!”
“wobazhangdanfajitale。”
shennanyilikepofangle,nuqichongchongdezhiwenwo:“wobujiujitamailegeshengriliwuma?nizhiyuzheimexiaoxinyanbazhangdanfaguoquma?ganjinnahuilai!zaishuole,woyemeiwangnideliwu,nihaixiangzenyang?”
shuozhe,yibajiangzhuozishangdelihexianfanzaidishang,limiandelafeicaogendengchuandoudiaoluoyidi,yucitongshi,yidingbuzhiqiandelvsemaoziyeyiqidiaolechulai。
shennanyilengzhule,lianshangshanguoyisixinxu:“zenmeshilvsede......”
tadehuajiaranerzhi,yingzhebozigenwochao:“wozhaodashisuanguole,nidailvmaozi,keyiyouliyuwoshiyefazhan,womenshiwenmingren,buyaowuruhualvzheigeyansehaoma?”
wotingzhetazheimedadingmaozijiwogaixialai,zhijieqixiaole,“shennanyi,hualaoziwubaiwanjiyigeniulangmailiwu,jilaogongmailiwujiujishikuai,nizhenshihaoyangde!”
tingzhewokouzhongdeniulang,shennanyizuobuzhule。
tabeiqidelianjiafahong,mengdizhanqilai,shanlewoyigeerguang。
“jiayanbushiniulang,tazhishiweileshenghuobeipoquyezonghuigongzuoeryi!nizenmesuibianwurubierena!”
“wozhidaoniduitayouyijian,wogentayijingfenshoule,xianzaizhishiputongpengyou,yaoshiwohetazhenyoushenmejianbuderendeguanxi,neihaiyounishenmeshi!”
jiehundezheishinianlai,shennanyiyizhiyongleisidehuafuyanwo。
kejiuzaitahuilaiqiandeshifenzhong,hejiayanfaletiaopengyouquan。
zhaopianli,hejiayanjinjindelouzheshennanyi,ertahuaizhongdenvrenchuanzhexinggan**dediaodaiqun,cejingluchuyidianhonghen,aimeidaolejidian。
zheishiwomeiyoujiandeshennanyideyangzi。
更讽刺的是配文:
“chulianshuotashizhongwangbudiaowo,tahuiaiwoyibeizi。congciyihou,mingfenshitade,tadeaishiwode。”
kexiaodeshiwohaijiedaolehejiayandedianhua,shuotaqinshoutiaolegeliwujiwo,genwoshifenbanpei。
2.
zheiyiqiedewurudoushiyoushennanyidaijiwode。
woyongshejiandingledingshengtengdelianjia,zhengkaikouzhunbeishuolihun。
shennanyideshoujijiuxiangle,shihejiayandezhuanshu**。
“嘉言,怎么了?”
dianhuaneitouchuanlaihejiayanzhandoudeshengyin:
“xiaoyi,wocongloutishangshuaixialaile,tuidongbule。”
shennanyidelianseshunjianyibian,kandoumeikanwoyiyanjiunashangwaitaochumenle。
wolengzaiyuandi,wufenzhonghoushoudaotadeweixinxiaoxi。
“neigemaoziniyaoshibuxihuanjiudiuleba,wozaijimaixinde,wobamahenxihuanni,nibuyaoweilejiayangenwonaopiqi。”
womeiyouhuifu,tayoufaleyitiao。
“我晚点就回来。”
kanzhetafaguolaidehua,worenbuzhuxiaole。
bushitaxihuanwo,shitafumuxihuanwo。
woyizhidouzhidaoshennanyidebamabuxihuanhejiayan,shenzhikeyishuodeshangshiyane。
womensangeshigaozhongtongxue,neishihoudehejiayanshilaoshiyanzhongdianxingdehuaixuesheng,keshennanyiqueyijiuaitaaidesiquhuolai,shenzhiweiletafangqiledangniandegaokao。
houlaishennanyibamaqiangzhijiangshennanyidaihuilejia,bingjitazhuanxuefuduleyinian。
wogenshennanyizaiduonianhoudexiangqinshangjianmian,woyiweitamenyijingduanlelianxile。
meixiangdaotamenzheimeduonianhaizaijiuchanbuqing,shenzhizaitayijingpoyufumudeyalijiajiwohou,jiugengjiabianbenjialile。
xiangdaozhei,wolengxiaoyisheng,huifuta:
“dengnihuilaiwomenjiulihun。”
fasongchenggong,wojiuquxizaole。
keshixiwanzaochulaihou,weiturantengleqilai。
dagaishimeichilashijianzhangle,weidingbuzhule。
erqieqianduanshijian,beiyigejiujiaderenzhuangshangletui,wufakaiche。
wobeizheituruqilaidetengtongnongdelenghanzhiliu。
zhinengtaochushoujijishennanyidadianhua,yizhiwurenjieting。
zheishi,hejiayandepengyouquangengxinle。
shiyizhangshennanyijitachabuduoyuhedeshangkouxiaodu,biaoqingshijixintengyouwenrou。
peiwen:“fenkaizheimeduonian,shangtianhaishikelianwomende。dengwochenggongle,wogaizenmebaodani?wodebaobei,bawozijijiaojinihaobuhao?”
zheitiaoluliandepengyouquanmashangjiuyinqileyifanfengyu。henduogongtonghaoyoudoudadianhualaiwenwo,shizenmehuishi?
wodoushisuibianfuyanguoqule。
zhenghaozheishizhulidadianhuashuozhuangwodecheliangyijingzhaodaole。
worangtabaziliaodaishangguolaizhaowo,shunbiansongwoquyiyuan。
zaiwotongdebaocukouzhiqian,zhongyudaoleyiyuanle。
dengyishengjianchawan,hushijiwodashangdiaozhen。
wozaidakaizhulijiwodaiguolaideziliao。
kanzheziliaolimianneishuxideche,wojingyale。
zaikankanneitianhejiayanfajiwodeyaowuyangweideshipinshanglaideche,woxiaole。
yigejidudaoshiqulizhidenanrengenyigejidulianainaodenvren。
tamenzhendeshitianshengyidui。
3.
dawandiaopinghou,woyigerendachehuilejia。
shennanyibanyehuilaishi,woyijingshuizhele。
tabuguansanqiershiyijiangwodebeizixiankai,duizhewojiushipitougailiandeyidunma:“niyouzaiwuliqunaoshenme,jiayanshuaishangletui,zuoweipengyouwoqukankanta,youshenmecuoma?”
shuidezhengxiangshi,wuduanduanbeirenzhuaixing,shirendouyouhuo。
meidengtajixushuo,wojiufanzaodedaduanta:
“nimeicuo,niyaogenneigeniulangzhenaishuangsushuangfeiwodoubuguanni,niliangzuipeile,wudipei,tianshangdiyipei,xinglemei?”
“manyidehua,jiumafangunchuqu,laozihaiyaoshuijue。”
shennanyibeiwoshuodeliansedouheile,danyouguanwoheshi。
tabushizuitaoyanwoshuohejiayanshiniulangma?wopianyaoshuo。
yongwodeqian,shuiwodenvren,kaowodeqianguorizi,haizaiwomianqianyaowuyangwei,shuotashiniulangyijingshibianyitale。
xiangdaozhei,wojiuxiangqibaoxianjulineizhijiazhisanbaiwanmeiyousongchuqudeshoubiao。
neishishangciwogentaquguangjieshi,takanzhongde,dandangshijuedetaiguilejiumeimai。wohoulaijielejigewaikuaidedanzi,jitamaixialaile。
benlaizhunbeizaijiehunjinianrineitiansongchuqu,kesheizhitajiwosongleyidinglvmaozi,hairenyoutachulianjiezhetadeshilaixiuruwo。
tayezhidaolvsezaiaiqingzhongdaibiaoshenme,kehaishidangwoshigeshazizaizheipianwo。
shennanyigenhejiayansuozuodeshi,douhaoxiangzaichaofengwonaoziyoubing。
shennanyituranjiangchuangtoujushangdehezhaoshuaizaidishang,
“fujunci!nigoule!”
“zhenmeixiangdaonishizheiyangderen!daizheyouseyanjingkanrenbushuo,haizheimeexin!”
“wodangchurenshinideshihoubushizheizheiyangde,wozhendehouhuigennijiehunle!”
“nitamayaoshizaijiataixianmeishi,jiuchuqugongzuo,biezaijiabanaozibiehuaile。”
“jinwanwojiubugaihuilaitingnihushuobadao,zuijinshibushiduinitaihaole!nihaohaofanshengyixiaba,zhidaocuolezailaizhaowo。”
mawan,tahaijuedebujieqi,shijingquanshenliqidalewoyibazhang,ranhoushuaimenlikai。
wotingzhezheizheneryulongdeguanmensheng,diyicimeiyoufangxiashenduanquqiuta。
zheishiniandehunyinli,meicichaojiadoushiyiwodeshiruojieshu。
shiwodeairangtawangleyuanbendezijishizenyangde,yewangletamenyijiaxianzaideshenghuo,baokuotaxianzaidechengjiudoushikaowodelaide。
4.
jiexialaijitian,shennanyidoumeihuilai。
yigexingqihouzhudongdadianhualaile。
sihushiwoyizhimeiyoushiruo,tayuqihenbunaifan。
“xialai,huiwobamajiachifan。”
haimeidengwoshuohua,tajiugualedianhuale。
yuefuyuemuduiwohaibucuo,erqielihundeshiyeyaodangmiangentamenshuoqingchude。
zoudaochepang,woxiguanxingdedakaifujiashidemen,quezaikandaozuoweishangdefensenanshi**shi,fanshoujiangmenguanshang,zuoshanglehoupai。
ruguoshiyiqianwokendinghuimashangzhiwenshennanyizheishizenmehuishi,rangtafeidejiwoyigeshuofa。
danwozheicishenmedoumeiwen,zhishidandingdezuozaihoumian。
shennanyiquenandezhudongjieshi:“zheishijiayanshangcizaizheihuanyifushiluoxiade,nihuiqubiegenwomaluanshuo。”
womianwubiaoqingdediandiantou。
ditoubangxiedaideshihou,kandaoyigeyongguodebiyuntao,woshenmedoumeishuo,yongzhijinbaozhejiangtadiudaowaimianqu。
daoleshennanyibamajia,yuemuganjuedaowomenzhijianchulewenti,yizhichaowomenjimeinongyan,woquandangmeikandao。
zhongyuzaichiwanfanhou,yuemuzhongyurenbuzhule,zhijiewen:“nimenchaojiale?”
shennanyizuijiaogouqiyigemingmeidexiaorong,dadafangfangdewangwoshenshangkao:“womenhenhaoa,ma,nibieduoxiang。”
yuemushunjianjidongdeduiyuefushuo:“kanba,wodoushuoxinwenshangneigebushiwobaobei,zhishishenxingxiangeryi。nihaibuxin,zijinverdoubuxin,yetaiguofenle。”
“xinwen?shenmexinwena?”
shennanyimangrandekanzheyuemu。
yuemuzhijiebashoujinachulai,jianglianjiedakaijitakan。
shangmianxiezhemouyuenvzongcaichuguiyediannan,weigainanzinuzaqianjin,jushuoyoutongxingpaidaoliangrenzaicheshangyundongshipin,danbeinvzongcaigongsilingdaoyigaojiamaihui。
shennanyikanwanhou,liandoubeiqihongle。
“zheijianzhijiushizaoyao,zheishinajiameiti,woyaogaota!ruguozhendebeiwolingdaomaile,tahaihuiliuwozaigongsima?”
wozantongdiandiantou,“nishuodedui,queshibunengliuzaigongsi!”
“gujunci,zheigenniyoushenmeguanxi!”shennanyiyijingqidegubushangweizhuangle。
womeidalita,zhishijiangwozhunbeihaodeziliaonachulaifangzaizhuozishang。
“qianduanshijian,wobeiyigejiujiaderenzhuangle,neigerenshishennanyideqiannanyou——hejiayan。”
yuefuyuemutingdaohejiayandemingzi,lianshangmanshichayi,dagaishixiangbudaozenmezheigerenyinhunbusan。
“shennanyi,ruguonibudayinglihun,wojiubazheixiezhengjujiaojijingcha。”
huayingangluo,shennanyijiuyijiaotifanleyizi。
“wobujiushijitasonglegeshengriliwuma?niyoubiyaozheimejinjinjijiaoma?wokannijiushijidujiayan,niyigenandezenmezheimexiaoqia!”
“niganjiaojijingcha,womingtianjiugennilihun!”
tingdaotahaishiyonglihunweixiewo,woxiaole。
“buyongmingtianle,womenjintianjiuli!”
shuozhe,wojiubalihunxieyitaochulaifangzaizhuozishang。
takanyemeikan,jiukaishipokoudama:
“gujunci,jiehunzheimeduonian,nichiwodeyongwode,buchuqugongzuo,lihunhaixiangfenwoyibanshenjia,nidangwoshiyuandatouma?”
“吃你的喝你的?”
zheijinianwojitadeqian,meiyouyiqianyeyoujibaiwanle,tajingranyoulianshuochuzheiyangdehua!
“nineixieqian,doushiwodekehukanzaiwodemianzishangcaiyuanyihenihezuode,suanlaisuanqubuhaishiwojinidailaideziyuan?neidianqian,haibugouwosaiyafengde,wozhenshibuzhidaonizenmeyoulianshuo!”
zheiyici,tazongsuanbuyanshitachouedezuilian。
"zhangdeburujiayanshuai,burujiayantiexin,piqidaoshibijiayandalebushao,zaozhidaowodangchuwulunruhedoubugennijiehunle!jiehunhaishidezhaozijixihuande,shengdekanzheexin!”
wowojinshuangshou,zhijiaqianjinzhangxin,najizhulifaletiaoxiaoxi。
“linzhu,bangwozuojianshiqing。”
“cheleshennanyidezongcaizhiwei,ranhougenwoqutiangongyitang。”
xiaoxifasongchenggonghou,wotaitoukanzheshennanyi,
“shennanyi,benlaixiangzhejiniliudiandongxi,xianzaixiangxianghaishisuanle,nizhijiejingshenchuhuba。”
“haiyou,nijihejiayanmaichedeqianshiwode,woyouquanchuzhita。”
jiranshennanyizheimeexin,woyebuyongliushenmelianmianjitale。
捂不热的妻子,我不要了