《重生后,我鼓励室友厚涂有毒防晒霜》 小说介绍
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《重生后,我鼓励室友厚涂有毒防晒霜》 重生后,我鼓励室友厚涂有毒防晒霜章节_1 免费试读
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daxuejunxun,shiyoujianchimeitianyongtadezizhifangshaishuangmobianquanshen。
zheirangtapifu**,tongtisanfayouxiang,xiyinleshubuqingdenantongxue。
woneifuerdainanyoushenzhidaitoujiangtapiaoxuanchengxiaohua。
kezhiyouwozhidao,taneifangshaishuanglidezengxiangjiyoudu,zhangqijiechuhuidaozhipifukuilan。
danwoshenmedoumeishuo,ershimomoshenqinghuansushe。
zhiyinqianshiwohaoxintixingtahou,taquedangzhongkusuwogulita。
suoyounanshengdoumawojiduxinqiang,nanyouyefenrantichufenshou,zhuanerzhuiqiuta。
bujiuhoushiyouguoranfashengkuilan,wojimangjitatumozuchuanyaogao。
tadekuilanyuhe,pifuquebiandeyouheicucao,yishijiancongxiaohuabianchenglexiaohua。
nanyoupaoqita,nantongxuemenyebizhibuji。
tajiangyiqiedouguijiuyuwodejiduxin,zaibeipotuixueneitianjiangwobangshangxuexiaodinglou。
从头浇下一桶**。
“doushiyinweinidepoyaogao,haiwobeichaoxiao,nihuilewojiaruhaomendehaojihui!”
wobeihuohuonvedaizhisi,zaixinglai,faxianzijihuidaolejunxundiyitian。
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worenbuzhudalelianggepenti,biqianglishuxideciyangganrangwolengzhu。
zaitaitoushi,faxiansongranranneiyipaidenvshengdouchulie,hewomenmianduimianzuoziwojieshao。
“wojiaosongranran,ranranshengqideranran,hengaoxingrenshidajia。”
shuxidehuarangwomengdiwojinquantou,yishidaozijishizhongshengle。
wojuranhuidaolejunxundiyitian!
shuozheihuadeshihou,songranrandetoubuxiaofuduhuangdong,lianshangbaiximianruandepifuzaiyangguangxiafangfozheshechuyaoyandeguangmang。
shenhoujipaidenanshengyandouzhile。
“songranrandepifuyetai**le,nieyibahuibuhuichushuia!”
qitabanjidejunxunduiwuyedoukanguolai,liannvshengdouzaixiaoshengdunang。
“tadefangshaishuangzheimeguanyongma,xuexiaoguidingjunxunbunenghuazhuang,jintiansishidudetian,tabutufendiyejuranhaizheimebai!”
“nimenwen,songranranshenshanghaoxianga,tayongleshenmepaizidexiangshui?”
xixirangrangdekuajiangshenggaiguoqitatongxuedeziwojieshao,yerangsongranranzuijiaodehuduyuelaiyuegao,lianjiatouchufeihong。
zheixiananshengmengengzhanbuzhule。
nanyoujiangmingyujiuzaiwoxiehoufang,luchujingyandeyanshen。
“youpiaoliangyoubaiyouxiang,shencaihaihao,zheishixiaohuajibiedeyouwua!”
我不禁握紧了拳头。
qianshijiushicongzheiyikekaishi,songranrankaozhetadezizhifangshaishuangchenglequanxiaodegongzhongrenwu。
tabenlaijiuaimuxurong,tingdaokuajianghoubuduanzengjiatumofangshaishuangdecishu,congyitianyicibianchengleyitiansici。
woyinweijializuoxiangliaoshengyi,congxiaoerrumuran,yixiajiunengwenchutayongdezengxiangjiyoudu。
kewomeixiangdaowodehaoxintixinghuanlaide,shinanyoudebeipan,heqitatongxuederuma。
jishiruci,woyezaitapifukuilanhoumashangbazhenguidezuchuanyaogaosongjita。
neiyaogaonengzhiliaokuilan,dantadepifuzaizhangnianleiyuedefushixiayijingwulihuitian,zhinengbiandeyouheicucao。
woquantawulunruhebaomingyaojin,taquejiandingrenweishiwoguyijiletayoududeyaogao,weicibuxiwangwotoushangjiao**。
“nijiushijiduwopifuhao,jidujiangmingyuxihuanwo!”
“xiawan,nihuilewodeyibeizi,nibixuxiadiyu!”
songranranemobandemoyangrangworenbuzhudalegelengzhan,tingdaojiangmingyuwenwo:
“xiawan,zheishinishiyou?tayounanpengyouma?”
qiahaoziwojieshaojieshu,quantixiuxiwufenzhong。
songranranzouguolai,jiaoqiaodeyanshenshibushipieguowoshenpangdejiangmingyu。
liangrensimuxiangdui,dianguanghuoshijiansongranranxiaoliantonghong,shenshangdeneiguyouxiangyeyuefanongyu。
江明宇的呼吸乱了。
danzhiyouwozhidao,zheishiyinweiwendutaigao,tapifuchuhanhouhefangshaishuanglidezengxiangjironghe,caihuixiangweigengnong。
tongshiyehuirangduxingfanbei。
jiaoguanjiaojiangmingyuguoqu,tayouxieshebudedezuihoukanletayiyancaizou。
宋冉冉趁机问我:
“xiawan,tingshuonihejiangmingyushigaozhongtongxue,nifangbianbatadeweixintuijiwoma?”
lingyigeshiyoubumandibaitayiyan:“quanbansheibuzhidaojiangmingyushixiawandenanpengyou,nibucongbanjiqunlijiaren,guyidangrenmianwaqiangjiao?”
songranranxiaozuiyibie,yanquanhongle:
“womeineigeyisi,wozhishitingshuojiangmingyushilinshibanzhang,woxiang......”
“我推给你。”
tingwoshuowan,songranranyanqianyiliang,mangnachushouji。
tuiwanweixin,taxiaomimiwanshangwogebo。
“xiexieniwanwan,nirenzhenhao,womenyihoukeyizuohaopengyoue。”
biqianglideciyangrangwonanshou,woxiayishibagebochouchulai。
songranranyankanyouyaoweiqu,woqiangyazheexingan,chongtashenhouzoulaidejiangmingyuhanlesheng:
“mingyu,womensangeyiqichiwufanba!”
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yilushang,jiangmingyudeliangzhiyanjingdouzhigougoudingzhesongranran。
taquanshenluchulaidepifudouxiangshifanzhelianyidehumian,peishangnongyuxiangqigoudetaxinshendangyang。
womomowangpangbiantuileyibu。
wohejiangmingyugaokaohouzaiyiqi,daoxianzaibuguosangeyue。
qianshiwodequeyinweitaduisongranrandeguanzhuerchicu,kezhonglaiyiciwocaixiangmingbai,tabenxingangzang,hesongranrancaishitianshengyidui。
cantingli,jiangmingyujiedaobanzhurendianhua,guaduanhouyouxieyouyudekanxiangwo。
wozhidao,mingtianyaoqiumeibanxuanchuyigedaibiao,shangtaijianghua。
qianshiwozuoweigaokaozhuangyuan,banzhurendianmingrangwoqu。
songranranquetiaozhewoshangtaideshihouzaitaixiaxiaoshengchuoqi,hualihuawaidoushiweiquwoqiangletadejihui。
yushinanshengmendouxintengdiweiguoquanweita,sheidoubuxieyutingwojianghua。
jiangmingyugengshihenhendenglewoyiyan,jieshuhoujiangwoladaojiaoluo,womenbaofalexiangshiyilaizuijiliedezhengchao。
congneizhihoubuguanyoushenmehuodong,songranrandoushidangzhiwukuiderenxuan。
jishiwocaishizhuangyuan,jiangjin、xueyuanjiangliyouhuoshiyouxiulunwen,yequandoushitade。
wozenmedouxiangbudaozijinulixuexikaoruxinyidedaxuehezhuanye,daotoulaiquechenglesongranrandeshouxiabaijiang。
huiguoshenshi,jiangmingyuzhengsisuozenmegenwoti。
wokesouyisheng:“zuijinsangzibushufu,haoxiangyaoganmao。”
talikezhiqiyao:“neiniyinggaihaohaoxiuxi,danmingtianyougebanjidaibiaojianghua,banzhurendianmingrangniqu......”
“woqubule,jiurangranranquba。”
songranranxinxidikanguolai:“zhendema,xiexieni!”
我轻轻笑着:
“yinggaide,sheirangwomenshizuihaodepengyouni?”
“nidefangshaishuanghenguanyong,jidedaoshihouduotudian,yanjiangtaineilihenshaide。”
songranranruoyousuosidezhuanzheyanjing,zhongzhongdiantou。
jiangmingyusonglekouqi,muguangduanzancongwozheilishanguo,youjinjinnianzaisongranranlianshang。
junxunhoudediyiciquanxiaohuodong,songranranyimingjingren。
congtazoushangyanjiangtaikaishi,suoyounanshengdezhuyilijiumeilikaiguota。
wozuozairenqunli,simianbafangyedoushitademingzi。
“songranranyongdefangshaishuangyetaihaoyongleba,zheimeredetiandajiadoushaiheile,zhiyoutahaibaidaofanguang!”
“nengzizhifangshai,shuomingsongranranjiajingbucuo,nanbuchengyeshifuerdai?”
“bukuishijiangmingyurendingdexiaohua,gefangmiandoushidingpeia!”
songranranyanjiangwan,dangzhongjuleyigong。
zheidongzuorangtalingkoudazhang,luchudapian**dexiongkou。
zuowantachenwomenshuijuezijiaolegetongxiao,bazengxiangjigaizhichengxiangshui。
yanjianghuodongshidiankaishi,tatiqianmolesanbianfangshaishuang,zuihouyouduizhunquanshenpenlebanping。
xianzaishenshangdexiangqisuizheweifengsanzaikongqili,juliyanjiangtaijindenanshengquandouhongtoulelian。
youxienanshengdexiamianshenzhiqilefanying。
wolengyankanzhejiangmingyushenzhibozi,nuliyongshougaizhukudangdedongzuo,xinligengjiaexin。
jixiaoshihou,songranrandeyanjiangshipinbeichuandaoxiaoneiluntan,tachedihuole。
suoyourenbatafengweixiaohua,shipinbeixiazaiwushuci,guanliyuangancuibatadequanshenzhaofangzaixuanchuanshouye,hewodezhuangyuanzhaofangzaiyiqi。
zhaopianlitachuanzhebaisediaodaiduanqun,jihuluchuletaxiangludesuoyoupifu,**dejianzhibuxianghua。
erwochuanzheputongbaitxuniuziku,dayanyikandoubuzaiyigetucengli。
luntanlilimayourennawomenzuoduibi。
“kaixuedeshihoujuedexiawanyesuangemeinv,xianzaiheranranyibi,zhenshiyouheiyouchou。”
“doushiyigesushede,tazenmejiubunengxuexueranran,haohaomodianfangshai?”
“yigenvhaizilianfangshaidoubumo,jiangmingyuyexiadequkou。”
henkuai,jiangmingyudexinxifaguolai:
“xiawan,wojuedewomenbuheshi,fenshouba。”
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zhongyudengdaozheiyitian,woqiangyazhejidongdixinqing,jiandanhuileliangjuwanliudehua。
然后说:
“suanle,qishiwojuedeniheranrangengjiabanpei,ruguonixihuandeshita,neiwozhufunimen。”
jitianhou,songranranwanzhejiangmingyudegebogangchuxian,jiuyingdeyipianzhangsheng。
songranranguzuoxiusediwuzuiqingxiao,woquefaxiantashenshangdefangshaishuangsihuyouhoulebushao。
zheijitiantagengjiayilaifangshaishuang,haitedishelenaozhong,meiliangxiaoshijiuquanshentumoyibian。
zhaozheiyangxiaqu,buyongdengdaoqianshidexueqimo,zheicijunxunhaimeijieshutajiuyaokuilanle。
liangrenzhongxingpengyuebanzouguolai,woxiaolexiao;
“ranran,nizuijinhaoxianggengpiaoliangle。”
songranranzhenggerenyiweizaijiangmingyuhuaili,yexiaozheduiwoshuo:
“wanwan,xiexienichengquanwohemingyu。”
wokanzhejiangmingyuzuichunzhoubianzhanshangdefangshaishuang,yeyouzhongdixiaole:
“yinggaide,sheirangwomenshizuihaodepengyouni?”
zhihousongranranhejiangmingyuqinglejitianjia,susheyemeihui。
congpengyouquanlidedongtaikan,jiangmingyujingchangkaihaochedaitachurujiangjiadeqiye,liangrenshibushijiuyaozaijiangbianchidacan,ruzhuwuxingjijiudian。
zheitianwozhengzaishoushidongxi,shiyouzaishenhoudigu:
“yebuzhidaosongranranzaifangshaishuanglijialeshenme**,baneixienanrengoudeshenhundiandao,niyigenvrenyebeitagoudebananpengyoudousongchuqule。”
“wotingqitayuanxidetongxueshuo,songranransuiranmingmianshangshijiangmingyudenvpengyou,qishitagoudalebushaonansheng,nimenganqingzheimehao,tagennishuoguoma。”
womeishuohua,zhijixubadongxifangjinxiangzi。
huansushedeshenqingtongguole,dengjunxunjieshu,wojiunengbanzou。
daochuchongchizhezengxiangjidedifang,wozhendeyikedoudaibuxiaqu。
junxunhuiyandeqianyitian,jiaoguanrangwomenweichengyigequan,youcaiyidetongxuekeyizhudongbiaoyan。
songranrandangzhiwukuichenglediyige。
tajintianchuanzheneishenbaisediaodaiduanqun,qundidebaisedadikurerenxiasi。
pianpianqiwujian,neiguxiangqibizhiqiannongyulebuzhishibei,pifushangdeshuiguangrangnanshengmenchunchunyudong,lianjiaoguandoubeiliaodehonglelian。
wozuozaijiangmingyuduimian,kanzhetageboshanglianshangyemolexiexudefangshaishuang。
danwangpangbianyipie,lingyigenanshengzuichunzhoubianyeyou,neigenanshengdegeboshangyeyou,haiyouhoupaineigegaodashuaiqidenansheng,suoguchudefangshaishuangyouqimingxian。
songranranzailimiantianjiadexiangliaojiliangtaizhong,yijingdaolezhanshangjiuxibudiaodechengdule。
yiwuzhongle,zhenggecaochangdoubaofachuhuanhusheng。
jiangmingyuyanlishanguoanliu,youzhongzijidedongxibeibierendianjidebushuang。
sisuoliangmiao,tadabuzouguoqudanxixiagui,shouxinlishiyimeiangguizuanjie。
“ranran,niyuanyijiajiwoma?”
“woxiangnibaozheng,wanghouyushengwozhiainiyige!”
songranranjidongdihunshenweizhan,hanshuitouguofangshaishuangmaochulai,xiangqimiman。
“我愿意!”
全场寂静。
danhenkuaijiuyourenzhudonghuanhu,qitarenyexixilalaguzhang,biaoqinglidaizhebuqingyuan。
woyuguangpiejianjiaoguanliansetieqing,bozishangheranyeyoufangshaishuangdehenji!
这下精彩了!
liangjiu,jiaoguandagaishikanbuxiaqu,chushengdaduanletamen:
“mingtianjunxunhuiyandelingdui,nimenbanxuanchulailema?”
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“genbenbuyongxuan,songranranshidangzhiwukuidelingdui!”
jiangmingyushuowan,qitananshengyelikefuhe。
nanrenmensuirandoujidujiangmingyuqiuhunchenggong,danzaizheifangmiandouchuqidetuanjie。
教官“嗯”了一声:
“neinigenwoguolai,wojinijiangjianghuiyandezhuyishixiang,qitarenyuandixiuxi。”
songranranhaichenjinzaibeiqiuhundexingfuxuanyunzhong,wenyanyonglidiandiantou,hejiangmingyushenqingduiwangyiyanhougenleguoqu。
jiangmingyuyizhizhuisuizheta,zhidaoliangrenguaiguowanqulingyigexunlianchangdi,tacaideyidisaoguoqitanansheng,zuodaowoshenbian。
一出口就是威胁:
“xiawanwojinggaoni,yaoshiwobamawenniranrandeshi,nixianghaolezaihuida。”
“yaoshigaozalewoheranrandelianai,nimenjiadexiangliaoshengyiyejiudaotoule!”
yuanlaitahaijidewojiazuoxiangliaoshengyi,qianshiquehaibuxiangxinwoduizengxiangjidepanduan。
爱情果然使人盲目。
qianshiwoshizheiyang,tayeshizheiyang。
“mingyu,woshizhenxinjuedenimenhenbanpei,xiwangnimennengzhongshengjuanshu。”
“erqiewoheranranshizuihaodepengyou,nizenmenenghuaiyiwo?”
wodefanwenrangtayezhu,banshangcaigangadidixiatou:“nizuihaoshizheiyang。”
banxiaoshiguoqule,jiaoguanhesongranrancaihuilai。
jiangmingyukuaibuyingguoquqianzhutadeshou,songranranjiaoqiaosajiaodeshihoujiaoguanzhuanguoshen,beiwokandaozhangxinheshoubeishangdapiandefangshaishuang。
tajiezhezouludezishibutingtumojunyun,shengpabierenkanchutayouheidepifushangduochudebaise。
turanhewoduishi,jiaoguanyouxiexinxudebieguoleshixian。
woxinqingdahao,taiyanwangzhebeizhongxingpengyuedesongranran。
tashenshanglianshangdefangshaishuangbiganggangshaoleyiceng,danrengranbaixishuinen。
kekongqizhongdeyouxiangqueduoleyidianfulandeweidao。
时机差不多了。
junxunhuiyandangtian,songranranchuanzhejiangmingyutediweitadingzhidemicaiduanqun,daititongyidejunxunfu。
cishitazhenggerendouchengxianchuyoushiyilaizui**dezhuangtai,yichuxianzhenggecaochangdouxiangqileimingbandehuanhusheng。
“zuiqianmianneigejiushisongranran,tahaoxiangzaifaguang!”
“tadepifuyouxiangguodongyouxiangnaidong,woyaoshinengshishishougan,neizhenshisierwuhana!”
“nixiaodiansheng,meitingshuoma,jiangmingyuyijingqiuhunchenggongle,nizaishuoxiaquxiaoxinjiangmingyuraobuleni!”
jiangmingyushitiwei,genzaitashenhoushideyidixiabadouyaoshangtian。
erwosisidingzhesongranranzhujianhanshidehoubojing,xintiaoyezaijiakuai。
jintianwendugaodasishierdu,zengxiangjideduxingyijinghuifadaolejizhi!
yankanwomenyaozoudaozhongyang,jiangmingyusangyinhongliangdigaohanyisheng“zhengbuzou”,suoyourenkanxiangzhuxitai,bianhuanjiaobudeshunjian。
宋冉冉忽然停住。
zhenggecaochangderendouzhale——
“songranrandelianzenmezailiuxue!”
“tatuishangneishishenme,shiliunonglema......haoexina。”
“kuaikantabanlideqitanansheng......jiangmingyudelianyelanle!”
重生后,我鼓励室友厚涂有毒防晒霜