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diyizhang·mingjieliushouzaiyoumingheshangzhongnianbusandewu，jinyejingbeicaomeinaitangdetianweisikaiyidaokouzi。
neichuanguihuoxuanzaisanchigaokong，yanseshinenshengshengdefen，xiangsheibazhengguancaomeijiangjiaojinlelinhuoli，
tiandelianwangchuanlideyuanhundourenbuzhutantouxiuyixiu。guihuoxiafang，yigesantoushendexiaotuanzizhengdianzhejiao，
nulibayuanliandanjijinyanluodiandediaohuachuangling。tatoudingliangzhiruanhuhudejijiao，
jiaojianhaiguazhemeishuixingdekeshuipao；fensepengpengqunshangzhanmanbianhuajinfen，zouyibujiudiaoyiluxingxie，
huoxiangyikehuizouludetangshuangcaomei。“fuwang—fuwang—”naiyintuodejiuqushibawan，
nianhuhudichanzhudianneimeigerendeermo。dianzhongyang，yanwangyishenxuanpao，zhijianzhubirudian，
zaishengsibushanggoucharufei。tingjianhuhuan，nanrenlianmeishaodoumeitai，zhishenchuzuoshou，
jingzhundiniezhuxiaotuanzidehouyiling，batacongchuangtaishanglinxialai，xianglinyizhitouxingdexiaomao。“quzhaoniniang。
”sangyindiya，daizheaoyepigaishengsibudeshayacixing。xiaojijiao“pu”ditachengliangzhuniandiaodemaisui，
nuannuanweiqubabadibaozhuzijitulebanbiandebuouhu，weibajiandouwujingdacaidichuizhe。
buouhudeerduobeifengleyouchai、chaileyoufeng，cikezhengyongjinshengdeyizhiboliyanzhuwangzhezhuren，
wushengdipeitayiqiemo。buyuanchu，zhuanshengsidetongguogulugulumaozhepao。mengpojintianxinqinghao，
zhengwangtangdisayibaxinxianxiangcai。cuilvdecaiyezaichihongtangzhilidalegexuan，shunjianbeitangchengguiyideyingguanglv，
kongqililikemimanchuyigu“shaochuannaiheqiao”jibiedeshenghuawuqiwei。
wangchuansheibuzhidaomengpoayidetangnengshaochuannaiheqiao？nuannuanhededaoxiyikouliangqi，lianggenxiaoduantuidaotengdefeikuai，
liangundaipadiduodaolunhuijinghou。jingyandeqingzhuanbeisuiyuemodeyuanrun，tadianzhejiao，
mianqianggoudaojingbishangneixingyongzhijiakedexiaozi—“renjianrukou，yanjintouwei”。
ziputaosidedayanjingguliuyizhuan，yandishanguojiaoxiadeguang。“panguanboboshuo，
renjiandenaibahuiweicaomeiniunai，haihuijinuanhuhudebaobao！”huayinweiluo，tashenchu**nendezhijian，
“pu”didanchuyiduoyoulanminghuo。huomiaozaitazhifuguaiqiaodixuanzhuan，xiangyikebeixunfudexingxing，
yingdetajiemaogengenfenming。tumaobuouhubeisaijinhuailidangbaozhen，nuannuanshenxiyikouqi，
xiaoduziguchengyuanyuandehetun。xiayishun，tazongshenyiyue，qunbaizhanchengyiduojudadefenmoguyun，
zhenggeren“xiu”dixiaoshizailunhuijingyoushendelanguangli。jingdichuanlai“putong”yishengqingxiang，
xiangcaomeidiaojinniunaidekeaiyinxiao。yanwangpiyuedeshouzhongyudunzhu。nanrentaiyan，wangxiangkongdangdangdechuangtai，
bochunweibukechadigoulegou。“xiaomeiliangxinde。”zhijianzhubiyizhuan，
zaishengsibukongbaichuhualegexiaoxiaodenaipingbiaoji。mozhiweigan，zijiyiyinqu，fangfocongweichuxian。ercike，
lunhuijingshenchu，nuannuanzhengbaozhebuouhu，yanzhexingguangzhichengdehuatiyiluliuxiangrenjian。tashenhou，
youminghepandecaomeiguihuohuanglehuang，qiaoqiaogenshang。xiangyichangxumouyijiudesiben，
youxiangyicinaitangweidelijiachuzou。dierzhang·pengcijishunajiaqiangbangwanliudianban，
jiuchengqudexiabanchaoxiangbeichuopodeshadingyuguantou，
danche**、qichelaba、youzhachoudoufudeweidaoquanjizaitongyitiaozhaijieli。
jiangchetuizheneiliangchacheshilingdegongxiangdanche，jiannandizairenchaoli“rudong”。tagangjiawanban，
chenshanzhoudexianggeyepaocai，naozilizhisheng“paomianjiadanhaishijiachang”deshijinanti。
jiuzaiqianlunjijiangnianguobanmaxianshi，jiaohuaituranyijin—“aowu！”ditou，
yizhiruanmianmiandebumingshengwuzhenglaolaobaozhutadexiaotui。neituanzizuiduosansuiban，dingzheyicuodaimao，
daimaodingduanhaiguazheyipianbuzhidaocongnaerpiaolaideyinghuaban。fensepengpengquncengmanlehui，
queyanbuzhuqunbaixiayouyoumaochudelansexiaohuomiao—xiangminiwasilu，
zheng“pupu”diwangkongqilisazhecaomeinaitangweierdetianxiang。“zhuadaola！”naituanziyangqilian，
yuangugudesaibangjichulianggexiaojiuwo，zuijiaodexiaohuyazaixiyanglishanchuyimoguiyidehongguang，“nuannuandenaiba！
”jiangche：？？？tahuaiyijintianpaomianfangfujichiduole，chuxianhuanjue。jiaojingwenxunganlai，
liangrenyiwabeidaijinlubiangangtingkanjiankong。huamianli，gongxiangdancheyimeixiaoshiwugonglideguisuqianjin，
xiaotuanziturancongcemian“shanxian”，jingzhundibaozhujiangchexiaotui，dongzuoliuchangdexiangpailianlebabaibian。
jiaojingnaotou：“wugongli…lianmayidouzhuangbuchunaozhendangba？”“touteng！yaochuichui！
”nuannuanzaijiangchehuailiniuchengmahua，xiaoshou“pa”diwuzhuetou，zhijianlouchuyilvyoulanhuomiao，
bagangpaidectpianbianyuanshaochuyigejiaoheidexiaoaixin。tahaibuwanghuitou，
chaoshuyejiashangneizhitantoutannaodediaosiguitushetou—houzhehede“ziliu”suohuitianhuaban。
weiguanhushimenjitibeimengdexuecaoqingkong，shoujikuaimenshengciqibifu：“tianna！naixiongnaixiongde！
”“xiaopengyoushicosxiaoemoma？weibahaihuifaguang！”meirenzhuyidao，tiwenjijiazainuannuanyexia，
gongzhuwenwentingzai-10℃。jiangchebeichaodenaorenteng，mobianquanshenkoudai，
zhitaochuyizhangzhoubabadeshikuaiqian—yuanbendasuanmaipaomiancouhejinwan。tatanlekouqi，
dunxialaiyunaituanzipingshi：“niuroumian，chibuchi？”“yaojiahebaodan！”nuannuanyanjingshunjianliangchengxiaodengpao，
weibashangdehuomiao“cheng”dicuangaoliangcun，chadianliaodaojiangcheliuhai。shifenzhonghou，lubiantan。
laobangangbamianxiaguo，nuannuanyijingpobujidaidipashangsuliaodeng，dianzhejiaowangguolichou。jiangchepatatangzhe，
shenshouqulinhouyiling，jieguozhijianyiliang—xiaoguniangdexiukouli“xiu”dihuachuyicuoyoulanyehuo，
xiangzhitinghuadexiaohuoshe，weizhejianguozhuanleyiquan。laobanzhengkejidan，danqiaogangliekai，
danyejingranzaibankongbeineilvyehuo“pu”dijianchengshuangmianjinhuang，wenwenluojinmianwan，lianguochandoushengle。laoban：？
？？jiangche：…nuannuanhuangzhexiaoduantui，kaixindipaishou：“hebaodanhaola！naibazuibang！”mianduanshangzhuo，
naituanzibaofengxiru，guzhesaibangzihanhubuqingdihan：“haocihaoci—zailaiyifen！
”jiangchekanzhezijiwanlijinshengdebanpianniurou，xianruchensi：—wodaodishijianlegewa，
haishijianlegezuzong？ernuannuanzhengbazuihouyikoutanghewan，tiantianzuijiao，
weibashangdexiaohuomiaoxinmanyizudihuanglehuang，zaiyeselihuachuyikexiaoxiaode、daiyoucaomeiweideaixin。
disanzhang·dangxuanxuezhaojinxianshiqingchenliudianershi，
fangdonglaozhaoneishuangsuliaotuoxielengshibashuinizoulangcaichuleakdejiepai。“jiangche——！
”menbanbeitapaidewengwengzuoxiang，menfenglidechenniannizisusudiaozha，xiangxialeyichangweixingshachenbao。
wuliyizhenjifeigoutiao。jiangchedingzhe“jiwo＋shandian”shuangzhongbuffchongchulai：toufadongdaoxiwai，
zuoyanhaizhanzheyilipaomianconghua。tayibianchaomenwaifengkuangjugong，yibiannajianbangdingmen，
qitubawulijingxiangduchengmangqu。shubaolalianquejibupeihe，“chila”yishengtuchuyijietaomujianbing，
jiansuidizhezuowanhongshaoniuroumiandehongtang，xiangjileanfaxianchang。ketingli，changmianbipaikongbupianhaijingye。
wutouguizhangshubanaodaiananwenwenfangzaichajishang，naodaishangdeyanzhudiliuliuzhuan，
chongdang360°wusijiaotanzhaodeng。meilenaodaideshenzizhengcaizaizhediedengshang，shoubeijudebizhi，
luosidaoduizhunxidingdengdizuo——dongzuoxingyunliushui，kanbiershinianjinpaiwuye。jianbangchukongdangdangde，
zhiluchuyijiecanbaidejingzhuigu，quebufangaitawendeyipi。nuannuanqizaizhangshubozishang，
liangtiaooujiesidexiaoduantuihuangyahuang，fensexiaopixieyitiyiti，xiejianhailiangzheyoulanguihuo。
tazuozheadgainai，saibangziguchenghetun，naishengnaiqidizhihui：“zhangshu，zaiwangzuozhuanbanquan！
dui—zaibanquan！”“da！”dengpaoliangle，nuanhuangguangshunjianpumanketing，bapiaofudechenaizhaodexiangsuijin。
zhangshubanaodaijugao，rangguangshuduizhunzijikongkongdebojing，naodaizhabazhabayan，fangfozaiyaogong：kan，
meinaodaiyenengganjishuhuo！jiangchedanshoufuqiang，lingyizhishoubataomujianwangshubaoshenchusimingsai，
shengyinlitouzheshechudepibei：“shu，ninlaorenjiadouqinianlehaimeizhaodaoyuanzhuangnaodai，
jiubiezaijiegaokongzuoyeleba？wanyishuaile，wopeibuqiercishanghai…”zhangshudenaodaizaichajishanggunlebanquan，
chongtaliezuiyixiao，luchuquelemenyadehuokou，xiangshizaishuo“meishiwowen”。
jiezheboziduankouchufachu“kalakala”degujiesheng，shenzicongdengzishangxialai，
shuangshoubigongbijingbanaodaibaohuihuaili，dengpaoguangzaitakongkongruyedesuoguwolihuanglehuang，
xiangyizhanzidaidengzhaodediaodeng。jiangchetanlekouqi，wanyaobadishangdezhediedengshouhao，
youshunshoubanuannuandenaipingfuzheng。xiaotuanzilikefushen，bajiyikouqinzaitaetoushang，naizihunzheguihuo，
zaitameixinluochuyigecaomeiweidexiaoaixin。chuangwai，laozhaodetuoxieshengjianjianyuanqu，
zhiliuxiayijuyuyinraoliangdenuhou：“dishici！zainaojiubanimentongtongganchuqu！”jiangcheguanshangmen，
rouroumeixin，kanxiangzhangshuhenuannuan。yidayixiao、yirenyigui，zhengbingpaizuozaishafashang，
naodai（wuliyiyishangde）couzaiyiqi，yanjiuxiayilun“weixiujihua”。
tahuranjuede：zheirizisuiranlipu，danhaoxiang…yehaixing？shenye23:47，
chengshixiangbeisheianlejingyinjian，zhishengzheijia24xiaoshibianlidianhailiangzhelengbaidedeng。
bolijulideguandongzhu“gudugudu”tuzhepao，tangdishishenyeteyoudexianxiang，
daizheyidiandianaodeguojiudejiaohuwei。yizhiesiguibazhengzhangliantiezaijubishang，bijianyadebianping，
koushuishunzheboliwangxiatang，luodaotangli，tangzhilikezhanglelianglimi，yanseyeguiyidiliangleyidu。
tashuangyanfazhi，zuilijixiedizhongfu：“sunjian、niujin、luobu…”meinianyici，houjiejiugundongyici，
xianghuaidiaodejiepaiqi。nuannuandianzhejiao，xiaoduantuibengdebizhi，fensepengpengqundeleisibiansaoguodimian。
taxiaoshoupadiyihe，zhijiandanchuyoulandeminghuo，huoyanzaikongzhonghuachuyigeyuanrunde“wangshengyin”。
“nanwu—caomeiniunaifo—”naiyintuodelaozhang，xiangshenyediantaidecuimianqu，“chaodujiacan，
bujiajia—”zuihouyigezihaimeiluodi，esiguidehuntijiuliangqilecaomeiweidefenseguangyun，
yankanyaohuazuodiandianxingguang。jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji—“pa！”jiangchecongbeihouyibajiangnuannuanjugaogao，
xiaotuanzidexiaoduantuizaikongzhongluandeng，xiangbeizhuaqilaidecangshu。“bieji，tiantianquanzaineibian。
”talingyizhishouniezheyizhangertongtaocanjidianka，yuqixiangzaiyanjiugaokaozhiyuan，“ertongtaocansongyoumingniudan，
jiqiqigekeyihuandiyuzhutitiezhie！”esiguiyiting“tiantianquan”，
yanjingshunjiancong“baichideng”moshidiaocheng“nuanhuangxiaoyedeng”，guaiguaipiaodaotianpinjuqianpaidui，
zuilihaihengzhezoudiaode《xiaoxingxing》。jiangchewanquanmeizhuyidaoshouyintaihoumiandeyizhuang。
shouyinyuan**jiexiaorongtianmei，batiaomaorongrongdezhizhutuicongzhifuqunxiatanchu，feikuaiqiaojishouyinji，
fachu“dadadada”demijigudian，xiangshenyedjxianchang。batiaotuifengongmingque：liangtiaosaoma，
liangtiaoanjian，liangtiaozhaoling，shengxialiangtiaochongjiangchebixin。dayinji“sila”yishengtuchuxiaopiao，
zheyouguang：【yinzangrenwu：jiqishizhangkeduihuan“wangchuanyiriyou”menpiao】xiamianhaitiexindihualeerweima，
saomahoutiaochuyigeyinjianxiaochengxu：“wangchuanlvpaitaocan，
hanmengpotangyibei、naiheqiaodakayici、santuheyeyouchuanpiao，zengbianhuaganhuashuqian。”jiangchekanzhejidianka，
ruoyousuosi：“haichaliangzhang…”nuannuanpazaitajiantou，qiaoqiaochongbatui**jiezuolege“xu”deshoushi，
ranhoucongdoulitaochuyizhangzhoubabademingbi，qingqingfangzaishouyintaishang。**jiedebatiaotuitongshiyidun，
xiayimiao，xiaopiaoyou“sila”yisheng，duochuyixingshouxieti：【viptongdaoyikaiqi，
huanyingxiaciguanglin】esiguibaozheertongtaocandezhihe，xinmanyizudipiaoxiangmenkou，
linchumenqianhaibuwanghuitouchongnuannuanhuishou：“xiaciyiqisuofen！”bianlidiandengguangshanleshan，
batiaozhizhutuiqiaowushengxidishouhuiqundi。jiangcheditoukanbiao—00:00，xindeyitiankaishile。
tabaozhenuannuanzouchudianmen，yefengchuiqixiaopiao，moweineixingxiaozizaifengliqingqingyaohuang，
xiangyizhangtongwangweizhishijiededanchengpiao。qiyueban，zishizheng。zhengchuanglaoloudedengtongshishanlesanxia，
xiangbeisheianle“yinjiankaiguan”。loudaokou，heiwufanyong。heibaiwuchangyiqianyihoupiaochulai，
tielianzituodi“hualala”zuoxiang，xiangcuimingdejiepaiqi。baiwuchangdeshetouguadaoxiongkou，hongdefaliang，
zaiyefenglidanglaidangqu，huoxiangyitiaochaozhanghaidai；heiwuchangzedingzhegaomao，maoyanyadedidide，
zhiluchuyigezengliangde“dizhonghai”fanguang。“lin—nuan—nuan——”baiwuchangtuozhangweiyin，
shetouchadianbazijibandao，“benyuekpihaichaliangzhiyouhun，genwomenzouyitangba！
”yejibiaobeitayongzhangzhijiadande“huala”yisheng，zhijiaojuanqiyinfeng，wendushunjianjiangleshidu。
fangdaomen“kada”yishengkaileyitiaofeng。jiangchedingzhejiwotou，zuoshoutizheyizhipingdibuzhanguo，
youshoubanuannuanhuzaishenhou。xiaotuanzizhiluchubancuodaimao，daimaodingduanhaimaozheyoulandehuoxing，
xiangshisuishihuizhamaodexiaomao。“guaihaizipanjinianzhidaoma？”jiangchesangyinfaya，queqiangchengzheqishi。
xiayimiao，pingdiguodaizhepofengshenglunlechuqu—“duang！”tielianyuguodixiangzhuang，
zhachuyicuqingbaisedehuohua。heiwuchangdegaomaozhijiebeidafei，zaibankongxuanzhuansanquanban，
“pa”dikouzailoudaodemiehuoqishang。zengliangde“dizhonghai”zaiyueguangxiahuangderenyanyun。
baiwuchangdeshetoubeijingfengjuanchengyigesijiehudiejie，fachuyishenggaobadude“ying—”，weiyinguaiwanshibaci，
qililitouzheyisiweiqu。changmiangangadijingzhisanmiao。nuannuancongjiangchebeihoutanchunaodai，zhabazhabaputaoyan，
naishengnaiqididapochenmo：“shushumen，yaobuyaojinlaichijidangengya？
”shifenzhonghou—heibaiwuchangbingpaidunzaichuzuwudemenjianshang，yirenpengyizhitangciwan，
reqizhengdetamenbenjiucanbaideliangengjiamenglong。jidangengbiaomianjinhuangzhanzhan，sazhecuilvxiangcaimo，
xiangqishunzheyefengpiaomanloudao。nuannuandianzhexiaojiao，bazuihouyicuoxiangcaipingjunfenchengliangfen，
renzhendexiangzaizuokexueshiyan。“chilejiubuxuzhuawola！”tashenchuxiaomuzhi，
yaoheliangweiyinjiangongwuyuanlagou。heibaiwuchangduishiyiyan：—yejikeyixiageyuezaichong，
dangenglianglekejiuzhenbuhaochile。yushihanleidiantou，dongzuozhengqihuayi。baiwuchangxiliuyikou，
shetoushangdehudiejiebeitangde“zila”yishengsankai，tahanhubuqingdikuazan：“yangjiannaiba，shouyizhenbuchuo！
”heiwuchangmomobagaomaodaihui，maoyanxianeishuangzhongnianmeishuixingdeyanjing，cikeliangdexiangliangzhanxiaodengpao。
“xia…xiaci，nengbunenghuangexiarenwei？”jiangchewozheguochan，kaozaimenkuang，zhangshuyikouqi。yefengfuguo，
heibaiwuchangdeshenyingzaizhengtengdedangengxiangqilijianjiandanqu，zhiliuxialiangshengmanzudebaoge，
heyijusuifengpiaoyuandeyueding：“xiacijidetiqianpaihao，yinjianwaimaiyedejiangxianlaihoudao！”lingchenyidianban，
shoujipingmuzaiheianliyouyouliangqi，xiangwangchuanhemianpiaolaidezhilumingdeng。
shangmianxianshi【ninkenenghaixuyao】difuzhuanyongersai（fangguikulanghaoqijianban）‑jiangzao45db，
fudai《shibacengdiyubaizaoyin》xiazaima。
ertongkuantaomujian（yeguang·caomeiniunaixiandingtuzhuang）‑80cmduanbing，ledyoulanhuoyan，
fuzeng“yijianchaodu”tiezhi。
24xiuding·caituxiangjie）‑xinzeng“toululinshicunfangzhijiadiy”“diantijinghunyingduihuashu”zhangjie。
jiangchebanzhengzheyan，bazheisantiaolianjieyizibudongzhuanfajifangdonglaozhao，
shunshouzaitianyiju：—【fangdongninhao】weixiugongyizibei**faqi，24hdaiming，
dengpao、shuiguan、elingyibingchuli。xiayuefangzukefoudaguzhe？ruozaisongyibaoxiangcai，
kefuzengchaodugebixionghaiziyici。fawantabashoujiwangzhenbianyikou，
sanmiaohoupingmuyouliang：【duifangzhengzaishuru…】laozhao：chengjiao，xiangcaiguangou，
jideshunbianbawoqianrendiaozaixiashuidaodehunyelaoshanglai。yefengchuanguochuangfeng，
dailaiyijujiqingdetanxi—“yangjianfangzu，yinjianyouqingjia，chengjiao。
mengpotangdibuguohebaodanyi、yanluodiande“niandushuzhi”fanchexianchang（dengguangguzhang：youminglandiao）zishizheng，
mingjiedianlidiaodusidezhibanguizuzhengshuazheyinjianbanduanshipin，
pingmuturandanchuyitiaoxinghongdanmu：【xitongjinggao：zhudianlanbei“jiaotoulanelan”bingduruqin，
shibacengzhangmingdengjiangzai30miaohoujiti**。】zhibanguizuhaimeilaidejidian“shoudao”，
zhengzuoyanluodianbianxiangbeisheibadiaodianyuandejujing，shunjianchenrushenhai。suoweide“jiaotoulanelan”，
fenshechudejiabanyuanqi、100fenmengpotangshibaipin、zaijia1dixiaogongzhudecaomeiyanleidiaoheercheng。
yanseyoulandefazi，zidefahei，xiangaoyedaojixianderenleiyanbai。tacongqiongdingliefengqingxieerxia，
yanshizhuliutang，xunsuyanmeidizhuanfengxi，fachu“zilazila”defushisheng。suoguozhichu，
liujinfudiaotunse、liuyinzhutaizhangmei，lianpanguandeyuxidoubeiranchenglanjinglingtongkuan。zhudengximie，
qiangjiaoyingjiguihuobeipoyingye。tamenyuanbenzhishibazhangdadeqingbaihuomiao，cikequexianghelejiajiu，
hudicuanchengyirengao，yaotouhuangnaoditiaoqi“linxiadisco”。huosheluancuan，