《四十度高温下,我却砸碎了家中的全部空调》 小说介绍
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zaizhengyan,wohuidaoquwangyiyuanzhiqian……
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1.
“mengyao!wobeichezhuangle!zaishizhongxinyiyuan,nikuaiguolai!”
jiedaoyinchengzhidianhuadexiayimiao,woshunjiancongchuangshangdanqi。
suiji,woyishidaozijizheishizhongshengle。
shangyishi,jiedaozheitongdianhuahou,wocongcongxilebalianjiucongjiazhongdacheganwangyiyuan。
kedengdaoleshizhongxinyiyuan,wozuozhaoyouzhaojiushimeikandaoyinchengzhideshenying。
wenguofuwutaidehushi,jiulianjizhenbingfangwodouqukanle,yijiumeiyoudatingdaorenheyouguanyinchengzhidexinxi。
wozhihaozaicibodianhuaqiuzheng,caiceshibushishichuturan,tashuocuoleyiyuan。
dianhuajietonghou,neibianhenanjing,yidianbuxiangshenchuzairenyuanfanzadeyiyuanzhong。
bingqieyinchengzhideshengyinhaiyouxieqiguai,xiangshizaikeyiyazhizheshenme。
taqingshengchuanzheqi,genwojiangyiyuanmeishuocuo,tamuqianjiuzaiqiangjiushili,rangwoduozhaozhao。
yeshiwosha,wanglezaiqiangjiushizenmekenengjiedianhua。
yushiwoyoudaomeiyicengloudouwenleyibian,rengranmeiyoushouhuo。
jishidaolezheigedibu,wohaishimeiyouhuaiyiguoyinchengzhidehua。
wozhishizaixiangtahenyoukenengbuzaishizhongxinyiyuan,zaishiyiyuanyeshuobuding。
liangjianyiyuansuiranzhichalelianggezi,danweizhiqueqianchawanbie。
kedengwolaidaoyiloudating,huranfaxiandatingjimanleren。
xuduorenyikanjiubushilaikanbingde,fanerxiangshilaiduozaide。
xiwenguowocaizhidao,buzhiheshi,waimiandeqiwendouranshenggaoleshilaidu,bingqieyijiuchuyushangshengguochengzhong。
renmenbeiredeshoubule,jiudoujiujinduodaoleyoukongdiaodedifang。
yiyuanjiushitamendeqizhongyigexuanxiang。
yanjianmenkouduimanleren,wojibuchuqu。
xiangbodadianhua,xinhaoyoubutaihao。
qingjizhixiawozhinengshunzheloutizaicichaoloushangpao。
dengdaolesilouguaijiao,shoujizhongyuxianshileweiruodexinhao。
kewogangjiyinchengzhiboqudianhua,jiubeiyiqunrenzhuangdaozaidi。
youyumeizhanwen,wozhenggerenxiangxiadiequ,yilugundaolesicengyixia。
shoushangwozheshouji,wojinlirenzhetengtong,xunwendianhuaneibiandeyinchengzhitamuqiandaodizaina。
meixiangdaoshoujineibianchuanlaigemoshengnvrendeshengyin。
suiranmosheng,danwohaishirenchuleshuohuadeshiyinchengzhidexinzhulikongmanman。
talaiguowojiayihui,jiyinchengzhisongguowenjian,woliuyouyisideyinxiang。
dangjiwoxinzhongyongshanggubuhaodecaice。
kongmanmantingzhedianhua,luchuyisiqingxiao,tawenwoxiangbuxiangzhidaotaxianzaizaina,weishenmeshuyuwolaogongdeshoujihuizaitadeshoushang。
womeishuohua,jiusuanwozaisha,yezhidaolezheibeihouyinzangdeyuanyin。
tajixuqingmiedixiao,genwoshuorangwolaiyiyuanjiushitaheyinchengzhikaideyigexiaoxiaowanxiao。
mudezhishixiangzaiwojiaxinmaidewoshichuangshangshishidangnvzhurendeganjue。
meixiangdaoyinchengzhineimechongta,dangchangjiujiwodalaidianhua,bianxiahuarangwoquleyiyuan。
yanxia,tazhengheyinchengzhizaiwojiadewoshizuoneizhongshi,bingqieyinchengzhibenrenjiuzaitashenbian,tingzhetagenwojiangdianhua。
wobuxiangluqie,meizaidiyishijianbiaomingzijidechujing,zhijiaotabadianhuahaijiyinchengzhi,xiangjinxingzuihouyicichangshi。
kedengwotingdaoyinchengzhideshengyin,shuomingzijixianzaimingxuanyixiandeshihou,yinchengzhiyijuhuayemeijiang,zaicibashoujijiaodijikongmanman。
kongmanmanjiaoxiaoyisheng,banfengcibanchaoxiaoderangwozaidishangzaitangyihui,tamenhaimeiwanshi。
dengjieshuhouziranhuirangyinchengzhiguolaijiewo。
haimeidengwojixushuo,dianhuajiubeiguaduan。
dangwoxiangjiqitarenbodadianhuayijinglaibujile,yinweiwoyanqianyijingmohu,meijimiaojiutounaofayunhunsiguoqu。
zaizhengyan,jiuhuidaoleyinchengzhidadianhuajiaowoquyiyuanzheiyike。
2.
“hao,wozhidaolechengzhi,nidengwo,womashangjiuguoqu!”
yuqijiaojihuileduimianyiju。
liaoxiashouji,wozuijiaoguashangyimolengxiao。
yinchengzhihaixiangyongheshangyishixiangtongdeshouduanpianwochumen,rangwochengweitamenyouxideyihuan?
neikezhenshixiangdetaimeile!
wohuichumende,zhibuguobushixianzai!
zuoyouhuangu,wozaishafahezhuciwochuangtougongzhaodaosangekongdiaoyaokongqi。
taozhedaiziyiyijiangtamenzasui,suihouwobanlaidengzi,caishangqugoudaokongdiaozhuji,badiaowenanniuquanbupohuai。
jifenzhonghou,sangekongdiaoquanchenglebaishe。
zuowanzheixie,woyijiumeiyouzhejilikai。
fankaijuzi,womodaozijidelianggebeiyongji,zaiketinghewoshiyicizhaodaohenyinmidelianggechatou。
anshangdianyuan,wozaimeibushoujishangdoudenglegexinshenqingdeweixinhao。
jiangzijidehaohezheilianggexinhaolajintongyigeweixinqun,wodakaiquntonghuagongneng,diaochengshexiangmoshi。
zheiyang,lianggejianyidejiankongqijiuzuohaole。
zuihouyibu,zaichedilikaizheisuofangziqian。
wochangzhedamen,yongluosiningxialimiandemensuo,shezhichengzhinengcongwaikai,wufacongneikaideqingkuang。
tingzhedamenbeiguanshanghoupadayishengcuixiang,wozhidao,xianzaimishiyiranxingcheng。
shengxiade,jiudenglianggezhujiaodengchangle!
tamenxiangwochengweizhuxingdeyihuan,neiwojiurangtamenbianchengwoshenghuozhongdezuidalequ!
jiuzaiwozhunbeicongjiamenkouchufadeshihou,shoujizaicijiedaoleyinchengzhidalaidedianhua。
dianhuazhongtadeshengyintouzhejiaoji,wenwoyoumeiyoucongjialichufa,xianzaizijiqingkuangjinji,bixuyoujiashuzaipangcaixing。
yinyinyueyuetashenbiansihuhaixiangqinvrenxiaoshengcuicudedongjing。
buyongcaiwoyezhidaotashenpangdeshishei。
fanlegebaiyan,wojixupeiliangrenyanxi,chengzijigangcaizhaoyibaokadanwushijianle,xianzaiyijingcongjialichulaile,mashangjiuwangyiyuangan。
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laidaoyilou,chuzucheqiahaogandao。
zuodaohoupai,wozhaohusijiganjinqushizhongxinyiyuan。
sijiyingleyisheng,kaichedaiwolikai。
danchezigangshichuxiaoqu,wojiujiaotinglesiji,gentajiangzijiwangdailedongxi,dehuiquyitang。
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tinghaocheyihoushiyaozaiwaimianbuxingyiduanjuli,cainengdaodanyuanmenqianzuodiantishangloude。
yinci,wogangxiaopaodaowojialoupang,zhenghaokandaoyinchengzhilouzhekongmanmanzoudaodanyuandixia。
kongmanmanyiweizaiyinchengzhixiongkou,sazhejiao。
“yinge,zheimeredetian,nihaizhenshederangmengyaojiebaipaoyitangyiyuan?yebupatazhongshushengbing?”
“pashenme?tazheimedaderenle,jiushishengbinghainengsilebucheng?nibushishuoxiangshishiwojiaxinmaidedachuangme?jingewojiudainiguozuleyin!rangniyihouxiangqilaidouhaipa!”
“殷哥,你讨厌!”
tingdaozheierkongmanmanshenshouchuileyinchengzhiyixia。
dekuixianzaitianqirefujinmeiren,zhenyaoluguogehaizitingdaozheihua,erduodouyaobeiliangrenjiwuran!
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dengdiantimenhelong,woxunsuzouloutilaidaowulou。
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jiandaofangmenjinbi,wuzineichuanlainannvdanaodeshengyin,woqingchu,liangrenbingmeizhuyidaozheijianwuzihepingshiyoushenmebuyiyang。
taihaole!zheixiawojiujingjingdengdaitamenzaobaoyingdeshikele!
3.
shunzheloutiwoyouwangshangzoulesanceng。
jinjiezhe,woqiaoxiangle801dedamen。
henkuai,menneixiangqigecixingdenansheng
“谁啊?”
kaimenhou,linmuzedelianchuxianzaiwoyanqian。
qishiwobutaixiangguolaizhaota,suiranwomenshilinju,congqianhaishitongxue。
danwoliangdeguanxiyizhibusuantaihao,shenzhihaiyouxiezhenfengxiangduideweidao。
danyanxiawoxiangzhaogejinyixiedejuliguanchawojiawuneidejingxiang,youdeanquanyoudeshushi,daotoulaiwojiuxiangdaolezheimeyigedifang。
wohaixiangguoqujiudian,keliwojiazuijindejiudiandouyouhaojigongliyuan,xiangleyiquanwozhinengguolaiqiaomen。
jiandaoshiwo,linmuzetiaoletiaomeimeiyoushuohua,sihuzaiwushengxunwenwocikeqianlaidemude。
pazaimenwaishuohuayinqipangrenzhuyi,woshenshoujiangtatuihuiwunei,zijizegenjinquguanshangledamen。
“mengyao,suiranwozhidaozijidemeilihenda,nichuixianwoxujiu,dannixianzaituranshangmendasuanduiwoshishiqiangzhishouduan,nilaogongtazhiqingme?”
“haishinidasuandengshengmizhuchengshufanhouzaigaosuta?youhuozhenixiangzhijierangwodangnidexiaosan?neishibushiyoudiantaimeidaodele?zheizhongshiwokezuobulai!”
tadehuawozhenshiyuetingyuemaolenghan。
congqiantazuishangjiumeigebamende,meixiangdaorujin**shiderenle,haizheimeqingfu!
landedalita,wonachuerjifangyigezaierbian,dunzuozaimenkou,tingzheshexiangtouneibiandedongjing。
yinchengzhihekongmanmanyijingzaiwuneinaoyizhenzile。
danbuzhishiweileqingquhaishishenme,jishiliangrenyijingmantoudahan,queyijiumeiyoukaikongdiaodeyisi。
wotanlekouqi,kanlaijulitamenfaxianjingxihaiyouduanshijian。
huiguoshenlai,wofaxianbuzhiheshilinmuzeyebanaodaicouleguolai,tongwoyiqidingzheshoujipingmushangdeneirong。
jianwobamuguangzhuanyidaotashenshang,tadandingyixiao,kaikoudao:“mengyao,xiangbudaonishenmeshihouduolezheizhongaihao,haixihuantoutingrenjiaxianchangzuoshi?”
“wojuedezheiyangbutailimao,niyaozhendehaoqi,buruwenwoduohao?”
bailetayiyan,wohuanshangtuoxie,chaofangzineibuzouqu。
haobukeqijizijidaolebeishui,woheleyikoupiaoxianglinmuze。
“shuodexiangniduoyoujingyanyiyang,shi,lindaxiaocao,sheinengbiniyoumeili?!zhannanyouzhannv,zheimeduonian,niyinggaimeishaojiaonvpengyouba?”
“mengyao,nixiangtingzhenhuahaishijiahua?”
linmuzedelianshangturanduochuxiexurenzhen。
beiduifangzheimeyiwen,woxinzhongshanchujisihaoqi。
“zheiyoushenmezhendejiade?suirandaxueshihouniyizhidanzhe,kenihainengdanshenyibeizibucheng?”
“那怎么了?”
他轻笑一声。
“woxihuanderenjiehunle,wozaidengtalihunzijishangweini!neibudeshoushenruyu,suishizuohaozhunbei?burandengdaoshihoutaxianqiwozenmeban?”
shuozhetazuodaowoshenbian,genwotuiaizhetui,yebuxianre。
wopiepiezui,yagenmeibatadehuadangzhen。
congqiandaoxianzai,renshitashijinian,wojiumeitingshuotaxihuanguoshei。
xianzaihuranmaochugejielehundeanlianduixiangchulai,bushimanzuipaohuochehainengshishenme?
zheirenhaigenyiqianyiyang,zuilimeigeshihuanengting!
“dedede,nijiubiegenwokaiwanxiaole!”
wobaibaishoushiyiduifangdazhu。
“woshiguolaizhuojiande,bushilaitingnishuoxiaode!”
“捉奸?!”
4.
tingdaozheilianggezi,linmuzehuranlailexingzhi。
tazhenggerenliwogengjin,henbudetiedaowoshoujipingmushang,zuandaolimiankangejiujing。
wobuzhidao,yuanlailinmuzeshigezheimebaguaderen。
miaoleyanshoujilimiandexiangyanchangjing,woyikaishixian,huranxiangqigeshi。
“duile,linmuze,nijiachiheduome?”
“什么?”
tamingxianmeifanyingguolai,xiayishiwenchuzheiyiju。
“woshuonijiachucundeliangshiduobuduo,gouchiduoshaotiande?”
“ganma?nidasuanzaiwojiazhangzhu?”
shuodaozheier,tahuranchaohounuolebanbu,zhuaijinyilinglianshangtonghongyipian。
“niyaozhenxiangzhushangyiduanshijianyexing,dannilihunzhiqiankebunengdawodezhuyi!youshenmededengnilihunzhihouzaishuo!”
woyishiwuyu,buzhigaicongnalikaishijieshi。
shenxikouqi,wojiangjijiangdaolaidegaowentianqigaosujiyanqiandelinmuze。
anzhaoshangyishideshijiantuisuan,juliqiwenzhouranshangshengyejiushengxiabudaobanxiaoshideshijian。
ruguojiaobugoukuai,quxiaoqufujindeshangchaomaixiebiyaodeshenghuowuzizaihuilaikendingshigouyongle。
danwozijimeifaxialou,wanyijingguomenkoushibeiyinchengzhitamenkandaokejiubuhaole。
zijizuodeneixieanpaiyeyaodashuipiaole。
yanxiazhinengbaituolinmuzequmai。
jiushibuzhidaozheijiahuonengbunengtingwodehua,guaiguaichumen。
kewogangtiwanzijideyaoqiu,jinjiezheshoujijiuzhendongqilai。
yikanxianshi,shiyinchengzhidalaidedianhua。
liuyidaoshoujishangdeshijian,wozheicaiyishiyizhaotamendejihua,zijizheibantianyinggaiyijingdaoleyiyuan,bingqiezhaoleyihuieryinchengzhidexialuo。
yinchengzhikendingmeizaiyiyuan,danwozhaobudaoquebujitadadianhua,shushiyouxiebutaizhengchang。
xiangdaozheier,woshangqianliangbu,yishouwuzhulinmuzedezui,yizhishoujietongdianhua。
“喂?”
“wei!mengyao!nixianzaizaina?daomeidaoyiyuanni?”
“daole,wohaizaizhaoni,chengzhi,nizainacenglounajianbingfang?”
“哦,这样啊……”
dianhuaneibianderenmeihuiyingwodewenti,ershimengdichuanleliangkoucuqi。
woexingouqiang,qiangrenzhuguaxiadianhuadechongdong,jixuheduifangzhouxuan。
“chengzhi,nizenmebushuohua?shibushishangdetaizhongshuobuchulaile?neinirangshenbiandeyishenghushijiedianhua,wowentamenyexing!”
kewogangshuochuzheiju,shoushanghuranchuanlaiyizhencitong。
huiguotou,wofaxianshilinmuzeturanzhangkouyaozhulewodeshouzhi。
sideyishengshouhuishou,duifangquemengdicoudaowoshenbian,yongshayadeshengyinkaikou:“yaoyao,nizaigensheidadianhuani?”
haimeidengwozuochufanying,shoujineitoudeyinchengzhitingdunyishun,erhoulishengzhiwen。
“mengyao?!nishenbianhaiyoubiedenanren?!tashishei?!”
四十度高温下,我却砸碎了家中的全部空调