手撕圣母妈妈
《手撕圣母妈妈》 小说介绍
youzuozhewenrennuanxiedexiaoshuoshousishengmumama，zhujiaoshitanhuilanxingxing，youyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。“zaishuole，zandezijilaiganzheigongdewuliangtiandadehaoshi，caiyouhaodefubaobaodaozijishenshang，bushima？”……
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第一章
womashigeshengmu，xihuanxishengwolaichengquanbieren。
wobabeijiujiadesijizhuangsi，tajiansijikelian。
zhudongtitaqiuqing，haiyaoqiuwojitahuanganpeixing。
biaodimeiqiandushu，tabiwochuoxuejinchangdagongjitazhuanxuefei。
wodagongshangletui，taqueshuolaobanzuoshengyiburongyi，zhudongtuihaipeichangkuan。
womachangshuo，dajiaadouhuiyoukunnan，wozhurenren，renrenzhuwo。
kezhidaowoyinweigongshangyanwuboletui。
beibiaodimaijiduchanglaobanzaoyuxiayao**cansi，tayemeiyoudedaotasuoweidehuibao。
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wozhengkaiyan，kandaowomazhengzuozaiwodechuangtougenhushishuohua。
“tashiabxingxue，meizinikankeyibu？”
这一刻，我知道。
wozhongshengle，zhongshenghuidaoganggaokaowandeneiyigexiatian。
shiwobagangbeichezhuangsi，shiguweihan，tajiubizhewochuoxuejinchangdagongjibiaodizhuanxuefeideneiyinian。
zheiyinian，wopingjieyouyidegaokaochengjikaoshangjiaoda，biaoditazhikaolebendidezhixiao。
wojiangzheigehaoxiaoxigaosuzaiwaidagongdefuqin，fuqinlianyemailehuochezhanpiaohuilai。
queweileshengqian，zaishengchengdaleyiliangsanlunchepixingdaiyueganhuilai。
zaishengdaoshangbeihezuijiudesijizhuangxiashuigoushenwang。
jiansijizaoshouzhongchuangxuyaohuangan，womashengmuxinfazuo，haobuyouyujiangwopiandaoyiyuantuiqupeixing，yaoqiuwojishafuchourenhuangan。
tazuichangshuodeyijuhuajiushi：deraorenchuqieraoren，womenzaibierenkunnandeshihoubangta，yihouwomenyoulekunnanbierenyeyidinghuibangzanmen。
“xuyaozuopeixing，danyouhendakenengpeideshang。”
tinglehushidehua，womarushizhongfusonglekouqi。
shangbeizi，wodepeixingbingbushibaifenzhibaishipei，danshiwoma，rengshibuguyishengdezulan，yiranjueranzaishoushutongyishushangtiwoqianxiatongyi。
houlai，woyinweipaichifanyingchibuxiafan，toufadabadabadediao，womafeidanmeiyouyidingdiankuijiuhexinteng，fanerquanwozairennaiyixia。
“yiqiedouhuihaode，mamazhidao，xingxinggenmamayiyangshanliang，ningyuanzijishouku，yejianbuderenjiananguo。”
wojiuzheiyangbeihuyouzhe，mamuchengshouzheshenxinshuangzhongtongku，zaishibasuishengrineitian，beituijinshoushushiwadiaoleyigegan。
“nitingdaolemeiyou？”womadeshengyinlahuilewodesixu。
wokanzheyandimingmingmanshibunaidanshengyinquewenrouwubidemama，yandiyipianchaofeng。
ruguowomeijicuodehua，xianzaidewoyinggaishigangchouxuezhunbeipeixing。
shangbeizitayaoqiuwopeixingdeneitian，jiujiasijiyijialaoxiaoguizailouxialahengfuaiqiutajiuren，shuotashidashanren，yushitazaiweiguanqunzhongdezhidianzhong，gentamenbaotoutongku。
gengshizaitamenloudongbaichudebeicangushizhongshengmuxinfanlanchengzai。
dangzhetamendemian，tajiangwozhuaidaomianqian，hulvediaowomanyandechouhen，qingshengxiyuanfuwo：“zanmenjialiyijingzheiyangle，nibayeyijingbuzaile。wohainengxinxinkukuzhichengqizheigejia，yangyunizhangda，dannikantamen，laodelaoxiaodexiao，yaoshishifubeipanlexing，tamenkezenmeguoxiaqua？”
“guobuxiaqujiudoubieguo！shitaweifazaixian！jiujiajiushiweifa！”
“aiya，nizheihaizi，zenmezheiyangshuohuadeni！mamabushicongxiaojiugennishuozuorenyaoshanliangma！mamadoudayingtale，yewenleyisheng，shaoyigeganyegenbenbuhuiyingxiangnidezhengchangshenghuo，nijiudangshibangyixiamamale。”
“wobangta！tajiunengbawobabahaijiwoma！”
“zaizheizhongshihounihaitiniba，nishicunxinyaowosishiba！”womawuzhexinkouzhuangxuruo，tamendadianhuajiaolejiuhuche，chenluanjiangwoyibingzhuaquleyiyuan。
ketabuzhidaodeshi，tamengenbenbushiqiongdemeiyoufangzizhujirenlixiadexiaokelian，ershizuoyongjitaodabieshuderenshengyingjia。
danzheixie，womayebupeizhidao。
“ma，nibuyeshiabxingxue，nizenmebuquzuo？”
tinglezheijuhua，womalengzhu。
“nizhidaomamasuishudale，xinzangyebuhao，nihainianqing，shentiyeyinglang，mawenguoyishengle，juanyigeganduini，shibuhuizaochengshenmetaidayingxiangde。”
womaduiwobaganqinghendan，duibierenwubixinruandemuqinyizhichenmiyuxishengzijichengquanbierendejiaosehuanxiangzhong，duiwohefuqinxiguanxingmaicanhepua，yinweitashiwoma，wozongbuxinzijideqinmahuizhendeshanghaiziji。
danshishizhengming，zhengshizijidetianzhenheyuchun，lingzijiwanjiebufu。
shangbeizi，shuhoutawushiwodetongku，benzouzaizhaoliaohunmidesijihejiejisijineiyijialaoxiaozhijian，zaikandaowotongdeshuibuzhejuetoutoukudeshihou，haizhizewoyichangxiaoshoushuhaizaineizhuangmozuoyang。
diertiantashoudaosijijiashusonglaidejinqi，buguwohaimeiquanyudeshangkou，yingshilazhewoxiachuangpaizhao，daozhiwoshangkoubengliezaicijinleshoushushi。
“ma，huakebunengzheimeshuo，woshangcihaikandaonixiadayuhaiyikouqicongcaishichangpaohuijiashouyifubudaichuanqideni，wozheimianhuangjishou，xiaogeboxituide，bibushangnishentijiankang。”
“zaishuole，zandezijilaiganzheigongdewuliangtiandadehaoshi，caiyouhaodefubaobaodaozijishenshang，bushima？”
tabeiwoshuodemeibanfafanbo，yishizhijianchenmole。
wochentachenmodekongdang，anlingjiaolaiyihurenyuan。
hualaladerenjinlaizhihou，woananqialezijidedatuiyiba，jichuyanleikaishibiaoyan。
“hushijiejie，niyaobubangwoquanquanwoma。womajianwotaihaipale，taxiangyaozijilaijuangan。”
“ai，nizheihaizi……”
“yishengshushu，womatayeshiabxingxue，pingshizhuzhongyangsheng，yemeiyoujichujibing，ninkankanyaoburangtaxianzuogepeixing？”
“bushi……zheizenmejiu……”
“mama，zhiyaonijuanlegan，sijishifujiuyoujiule，duibudui？”
“nizheibianyaozuopeixingma？genwolaiba。”yishengfanzheshouzhongdebingli，heduiwoliangdexinxi。
“tanjie，ninkezhenshiweidaa。”
“kebushima？qinyanjianzhehuopusale，renjiashifugenninfeiqinfeigude。”
“ninzheijuanganjiuren，keshizaizuohaoshia。”
genguolaidexiaohushiniyiyanwoyiyu，weizaiwomashenbianbuduangongweizheta，jiangtazhenggerendouchuishangletian。
“jiejiemenbuzhidaowomadexingge，zhiyaotapeixingheshi，tajiuyidinghuijuan，ninyaoshilanzheburangtajuana，neitadoudexunsimihuode。”
yishengchenmodidianlediantou。
tamenyiqunrenzouchubingfangdeshihou，zaiwaimianhouzhedeyidajiazilikeyingleshanglai，qizuibashewenpeixingzenyangle。
“jiea！nikezhenshigetiandadehaoren。denglaoliuhaole，womenjiniketou。”
womahaizaifalengde，beituizhewangqianzou，kanzhetamenyuanqu，wosonglekouqi。
houlaiwoqucesuo，tingdaojigexiaohushizaiyilun。
“neige307chuangdexiaoguniangtamagangzaishoushutongyishushangqianzile。”
“配型合适吗？”
“baifenzhiliushiwu，bushihenshihe。”
“那她签啥啊？”
“suoyiwocaijuedetanaoziyouwenti。”
“kenengzhendeyinggaiquguagejingshenke，wotingshuotalaogongbushigangbeizheirenzhuangsima？”
“haizhendeshishaxa！”
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yuanlai，zaiwairenyanzhongshizheiyangkandaiwomadea。
zhidaodiertian，wodoumeiganlikai，jiupawoyizoutafanhuileganjuanbuchuqu。
kanzhetabeituijinshoushushi，wocaisongleyikouqi。
chenzhetazaizuoshoushudeshihou，wojimangpaohuijia。
shangbeizi，luqutongzhishuyeshizheigeshijiandiansongdade。
dangshiwomachenwogangzuowanshoushuwufaxiachuang，zhijiehuijiajiangwodeluqutongzhishujizangleqilai，zhihouhaipianwoshuowokaochalemeidadaoluqufenshuxian。
我当然不相信。
keshitatiantiancunbubuligenzhewo，wogenbenmeiyoubanfaqufuchawodechengji。
dengdaowozhongyulianxishangbanzhuren，banzhurenyihandigaosuwowoyijingcuoguoleshijian。
zhidaoxianzaiwohaijidebanzhurenyandidewanxi，tashuo：“chenxinga，nimashuonishentibuhao，rangwomendajiadoubuyaoqudaraoniyangbing，tashuonibixuwochuangjinian，jiubangnibajiaodajijujuele。”
woyongyuandoujidedangshimanxindejuewanghenanyizhixin，neishiwodeqinmaa。
shijiangwoyibubutuixianghuokengdewozuixinrenderena。
houlai，neiyechenglewoxindiyongyuandeyihan。
zheiyici，sheidoubiexiangdanglewojixudushuxuexidedaolu。
duiyuwomenbingbufuyudeputongjiatinglaishuo，dushushiweiyidechulu，woyaotongguodushuqugaibianzijiderensheng！
woganghuidaojiabujiu，luqutongzhishujiusongdale。
wozhijiedadianhualianxilexuexiao，tiqianjiangzaidumingejiquedingxialai，dengwojiangzheixieshiqinganpaihao，womayezuohaoshoushule。
“陈星，你在哪？”
“woxiangqilaijialiyifuhaimeiliangni，wohuijialiangyifule。”
“xianzaihailiangshenmeyifu！nimashangjiwohuilai。”womagangzuowanshoushu，danwotingtashengyinhaishizhongqishizudeyangzi，youdianshiwang。
kanlainadiaoyigegan，duitayemeizaochengduodadeyingxiang。
wohuidaoyiyuan，youshibanggebibingchuangxingdongbubiandelaorenjiafanshen，youshijigebibingchuangdeayiduanchadaoshuide，bazijimangchengtuoluo，womaheizhelian，yebuhaoshuoshenme，jiuzheiyangouzheqi。
“ma，nizhidaoma？woganggangchuqukandaosijizhuanyuanle。”
“啥意思？”
“meizi，bushiwoshuoni，nizazheimexiangbukaini？zuotianhaizaizheikunaodeyijialaoxiaoa，zaozainizuoshoushudeshihoujiuzoule。”gebichuangdeayihaoxinjieshi。
“meirenjiwosongshenmedongxi？”
“manizaishuoshenmeni？tamenyijiarenbiwomenhaiqiong，renjiahuisongshadongxijizanmen。”
wozhidao，womazaidengxianhuahejinqi。
yinweitajuedezijizuoletiandadehaoshi，shizhidebeidangchengkaimolaibeirenjiajingyangde。
shangbeizijiushizheiyang，woyigerenxuruoertongkuditangzaibinglengdebingchuangshang，ertabeiyijialaoxiaohaiyoujizhecuyongzhe，mishizaixianhuahezhangshengzhong。
“aiyo……”zaibanyedeshihou，shuizaipeihuchuangshangdewotingdaowomakaishitongkushenyin。
wojixubishangyanjingmeiyoulihui，zhidaotatongdeshizaishoubulejiangshuibeisaodaoledishang，wocaixiangshigangxingguolaiyiyangzuoqilai。
waimianhushitingdaodongjingyeguolai。
“hushi，nikanwozheishangkouzahuishia！”
“shangkouganran，bingfazhengyanzhong，womenyaojiangnizhuanyidaowujunbingfang。”
womatingdaozheiyixiazijiuhuangle，taxiayishilazhuwo，wenleyigehenyuchundewenti。
“wonvernenggenguoquma？”
“不可以。”
“neisheizailimianzhaoguwoa？”
hushidouyaobeitazheihuaqixiaole，“youshiqingdehuawomenhuichuli，ninverzaiyemeiyong。”
shangbeizi，tajiangwogelizaiyiyuanzhong，jujuewogenwaijiequdelianxi，kanzhewotongkuwuzhutasihaobuweisuodong，zheiyici，woyaoqinyankanzhetatoufadiaoguang，wunengkuangnudeyangzi。
shia，nizheimexiangzuohaoren，wojiurangniyicizuogegou。
zhiliaodeguochengshitongkude，tebieshipeixinggenbenjiubuheshi。
yikaishi，womahaihuiwenyoumeiyourenguolaikanta，houlaitajianjianyebuwenle。
woguolaideshijianyuelaiyueshao，taduiwoyuannianhenshen，dannawomeiyoubanfa。
zhiliaodediertian，taxiachuangdoufeijing。
erwozheijitianzhaogudegebichuangdeayiyeyaochuyuanle。
“huilan，nizheibushihaixiabulaichuangma？zendeyechuyuanle？”ayizaimenkoubanlichuyuan，jianwochanfuzhewomatanhuilan，tahaoxinshanglaiwen。
”ayi，nibuzhidao，womajiushizheiyangdehaoren，dangnianwocongloutishangshuaixialaishuaiduanleshouhetui，diertianwomajiurangwochuyuanle，shuobunengzhanleyiyuandechuangwei，xianzaitashuozhulehaojitian，doubuhaoyisile，ruguokeyi，tadangtianjiuxiangchuyuanleni。”
“huilan，nizhenshitaiweidale。”
“nali，wozheimezuo，yeshixiangyaobangzhugengduoxuyaobangzhuderen。”
wodixiatougouqichunjiao，yebuzaishuohua，womayidingxiangbudao，huidaojia，yingjietadeshishenme。
jialimeiyoujitang，yemeiyouzhurou，jiulianyimasonglaideyingyangpindoubeiwozanleqilai。
“zheixiehaodongxiwozhunbeinaqujuanjifuliyuanle，manikebiedianjizheixiele，zheixieyinggaijidaogengxuyaoderen。”
womadengzhewo，zuichundouledou，shuobuchuhualai。
jingguowodesihou，womachenggongshoushensanshijin，lianselahuangmeiyoushenmeliqi，jiulianzhouwendoupaolechulai。
yejiuzaizheigeshihou，woyima，yejiushitadeqinmei，daizhetadeerzi，toubenleguolai。
laidaojialijiubaozhewomadetuiku，tadeerziyejiushiwoneigangcanjiawangaokaodedidi，yegenzhedunxialaiyiqiku。
woguyihuilefangjian，tiexindijiangkongjianliujitamenjige，ziranyekanbudaoshenhouwobiaodidengqiwangguolaidebinglengyanshen。
wanshangchifandeshihou，woteyijiangluqutongzhishunachulaixianbaileyizhen，guoran，chiwanfandengqijiuzouleguolai：“biaojie，woxiangdushu。”
shuowan，woyimajiuzhijieyouguilexialai。
“xingxinga，nixuexineimehao，buruzaifuduyinian，nizheitongzhishujiujixiaoqiba，zanmenyijiadouqianlexiaoqide，yaobushiweilezanmen，xiaoqitabayebuhui……”
“ma，nibushicongxiaojiaowoyaochengshishouxin？wokebunengzuozheizhongtoulianghuanzhudeshiqing，zaishuole，dangnianyaobushinifeiyaolanzhejingcha，yifuyebuhuibeitongsia……”
zaiwoshisuineinian，womaheyimayijiayiqiquzhenshangganji，kanjiandangjiebaodaxiaosandeyuanpei，tazhengyiganbaopeng，feiyaoyilifurenshangququanjia，sheizhidaoyuanpeishouzhongnazhedao，qingxubuwendingdetahuizhedaokanguolai，houlai，sideshiwoyifu。
womahaishididigugushuozhekuiqiantamenquanjiadehua。
wobunaifandaduanta：“ma，niyaoshizheimeshuodehua，wodanpeiyigeluqutongzhishuzenmegou？”
wohuifangjianjiangtazangzaichuangdixiadesifangqianquantaolechulai，zuzuyoushiwan，woyimakandaoqian，yanjingdouliangle。
“xiaoqi，yima，wozhidaozaiduodepeichangyewufamibunimen，dannimenbuzhidao，womashengchijianyongzheimeduonian，yezanxialeyibiqian，jiuxiangzheshenmeshihounenghaohaobuchangnimenni。”
zheibiqian，shiwobaxinxinkukuzanxialaide，jiwodejiazhuang，woyeshihoulaicaizhidao，womameiyougaosuwo，shangyishi，tatoutoujiangzheibiqianjilewobiaodi，jitazuoweiquxifudecailichongmianzide。
yaobushidengqipaodaowomianqianlaixuanyao，wokenengyibeizidoubuhuizhidao，wobashishitiwokaolv，haijiwoliuleqian。
“yima，nishizhidaowomade，zongshixihuantibierenzhexiang，tazhidaonimenguodexinku，bangnimencunleqian，danyoupazhijiejinimen，nimenxiantakanbuqinimen，shanglenimenzizun。”
woyimayeshihaobukeqi，jianwomameifanyingguolai，tajieguolewoshouzhongdehezi，gengyanzheshuodao：“jiejie……zhenshitaixiexienile。”
wozhidaowoyimaxihuandamajiang，dadehenda，zheixieqianzaitazheiergenbenliubulejitian。
yinweiwobazheiyidabiqianjilewoyimagenbiaodi，tamenyemeizaishuoyaojiaohuanwoluqutongzhishudezheishi，dantamenzhijiejiulaizailewojia，haixiangcongwomazheilaogengduodedongxi。
“biaojie，woxiangwanzheige。”dengqilaidaowodefangjian，shuangyanzhigougoudingzhewodediannaopingmu。
“你又不会玩。”
“nijiaowo，wojiuhuile。”
worangkaileweizhi，zhanzaitashenhou，jiaotawanlol。
lolzheizhongyouxi，yebushineimekuaishangshoude，danwojiuguyizaitamianqianhuanglezheimejiu，zhongyulingtashanggou。
qianshi，wopatanonghuaiwodiannao，bujitapeng，tapaoquwangba，houlairanshanglewangluodubo，baiguanglejiadi，baxinsidadaowodetoushang。
tahongpianwobingjiangwosongdaoduchanglaobandechuangshang，wozuizhongbeizhemodebuchengrenyang。
zheiyici，wobudanyaojitapengwodediannao，wohaiyaojitawanzuihaowandeyouxi。
worenshouzheduitadeyane，yibubujiangtayinyoudaowangluodexuanwozhong。
womameiyouqian，piqibiandeyuelaiyuebaozao，dantajintianwaichumaicaihuijia，potianhuangaoleyiguotang。