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1diyizhang：chaoshidamaoxian，zuipaobisangshigengzhiming“peng！
”shengulinyijiaochuaikaidangzaitongdaozhongjiandegouwuche，shengxiudejinshulunzifachucierdemocasheng。
takangzheyibaxuejibanbandexiaofangfu，furenzaihunandeguangxianxiafanzhelengguang。“laoye，
nishuozheixiesangshishibushiwoermadezhongshiguke？siledouyaolaiguangchaoshi。”tadiaozheyigenguoqidebangbangtang，
shuohuashitanggunshangxiahuangdong。yezhuogenzaitashenhou，shouliwozheyigengaizhuangguodeqiaogun，guntouchanzhefanghuajiaodai。
tajingtidisaoshizhesizhou，tingdaoshengulindehuarenbuzhufanlegebaiyan：“ninengbunengzhuanxindian？
womenshilaizhaowuzide，bushilaikaituokouxiude。”“tuokouxiuzenmele？
”shengulinconghuojiashangzhuaqiyibaopenghuashipin，sikaibaozhuangwenlewen，“ze，zheishupiandouchaole，
gensangshidepifuyiyangruanpapade。”“ou——”yezhuozuolegekuazhangdeganoudongzuo，“shengulin，
woqiunile，nengbunengbiezaizhaoshiwudeshihoutisangshi？”shengulinliezuiyixiao，
luchuliangkejianjiandehuya：“neihuangebiyu？zheishupianruandejiuxiangnishangcishuoyaodantiaosangshi，
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“a——jiuming——woyaosile——”yezhuochaoqiyibaobingganzaguoqu：“bizui！
”shengulinqingsongjiezhubinggan，shunshousaijinbeibao：“xiela，zhenghaodangwancan。”liangrenjixuxiangshipinqushenru。
yezhuoturantingxiajiaobu，shuqierduo：“nitingjianlema？
”shengulinzhengshitubayigeguantousaijinyijinggugunangnangdebeibao：“tingjianshenme？niduzijiaodeshengyin？
”“bushi！”yezhuoyadishengyin，“youdongjing...zaizoulangneibian。”shengulinzhongyubaguantousaijinqu，
lashangbeibaolalianshifachumanyide“zila”sheng。
tamanbujingxindichaoyezhuozhidefangxiangpieleyiyan：“kenengshilaoshuba。shuoqilai，
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liansangshidoushoubule。”shengulinyibenzhengjingdishuo。jiuzaizheishi，huojiahoumianchuanlaiqingxide“gezhi”sheng，
yigechuanzhewoermazhifudesangshiyaoyaohuanghuangdizoulechulai。tadezuobeiyijingbujianle，
fulandelianshanghaiguazhe“huanyingguanglin”demingpai。“**，”shengulinzhengdayanjing，
“zheisangshishengqianyidingshiyouxiuyuangong，siledoubuwangzaizheiyingbin。
”sangshifachudichendehousheng：“huan...ying...guang...”“tashibushizaishuohua？
”yezhuojingyadidengdayanjing。shengulinyijinglunqilexiaofangfu：“guantani，xiankanlezaishuo！
”futouhuachuyidaohuxian，jingzhundipijinsangshidetougu。sangshidaodishi，
neizhang“huanyingguanglin”demingpaidiaozaidishang，fachuqingcuidexiangsheng。
shengulinshuaileshuaifuzishangdenaojiang：“shouganbucuo，genkanxiguaside。”yezhuozuolegeoutudebiaoqing：“tian，
woyihouhaizenmechixigua...”“neihuangebiyu，”shengulinsikaoleyixia，
“jiuxiangqiaojianpanpenwangyouyiyangshuang。”yezhuowunaidiyaotou：“nizhenshimeijiule。”liangrenlaidaoguantouqu，
huojiashanghaishengxiabushaocunhuo。“jackpot！”shengulinhuanhuyisheng，shenshoujiuyaoquna。“dengdeng！
”yezhuoturanlazhuta，“kandishang。”shengulinditou，faxiandibanshangyouyichuanxinxiandexueji，
yizhiyanshendaohoumiandecangku。“yourenbiwomenxiandao，”yezhuoyadishengyin，“erqiekenengshoushangle。
”shengulinmanbuzaihudisongsongjian：“neiyouzenyang？xiandaoxiande。”tashenshounaxiayiguanwucanrou，
zaishoulidianledian，“zaishuole，shoushangderengengxuyaowomendebangzhu。”“nidasuanzenme'bangzhu'？
”叶灼警惕地问。
shengulinluchujiaoxiadexiao：“dangranshibangtamenjianqingfudan——bazheixiechenzhongdeguantoudaizoua。”jiuzaizheishi，
yigeshayadeshengyincongtamenshenhouxiangqi：“baguantoufangxia。”liangrenzhuanshen，
kanjianyigemanlianhuchadezhongniannanrenjuzheyiba**duizhuntamen。tazuotuibangzheshenxuedebengdai，
shenbianzhanzhelianggetongyanglangbeidetonghuo。“wae，”shengulinchuileshengkoushao，“sanweidashu，
nimenzheishicosplay《xingshizourou》ma？”chiqiangnanrendeshoudouleyixia：“shaofeihua！
babeibaofangxia，ranhougunchuqu！”yezhuoqiaoqiaowojinleqiaogun，dishengduishengulinshuo：“biechongdong，tayouqiang。
”shengulinquexiaodegengjiacanlanle：“dashu，nizhidaoma？zaisangshihengxingdeshijieli，
zuiweixiandebushisangshi...”taturanyigejianbuchongshangqian，“ershihuaduodexingcunzhe！”**zouhuole，
zidandazaitianhuabanshang。shengulinyijingchongdaonanrenmianqian，yijizhoujidazaitashouwanshang，**yingshengluodi。
yezhuotongshixingdong，qiaogunjingzhundiqiaozailingyigenanrendexigaishang。sanshimiaohou，sangenanrentangzaidishang**。
shengulinjianqi**，shuliandixiediaozidan。“xianzai，”tadunxialai，xiaomimidikanzhelingtoudenanren，
“womenkeyihaohaotantanwuzifenpeidewentile。”nanrenjingkongdikanzheta：“ni...nixiangzenyang？
”shengulincongbeibaolitaochuyijuanbengdaiheyipingkangshengsurengjita：“zheixiejini。
zuoweijiaohuan...”tazhilezhiguantoujia，“zheixieguiwomen。gongpingba？
”nanrenlengzhule：“ni...nibushawomen？”“shanimenganma？”shengulinzhanqishen，
“sangshiyijinggouduole，wokebuxiangzengjiajingzhengduishou。”tazhuanshenduiyezhuozhazhayan，“duiba，laoye？
”yezhuowunaidixiaole：“youshihouwozhengaobudongni。zhuangmanwuzidebeibaochendiandiande，
liangrenyanzhelaishideluwanghuizou。xiyangyijingwanquanluoxia，chaoshilibiandegengjiahunan。“shuozhende，
”yezhuoturankaikou，“niweishenmebangtamen？
”shengulinzhengshitubayiguankelesaijinyijingbaomandebeibao：“shenmeweishenme？”“neixienanren。
nimingmingkeyiqiangzousuoyouwuzi，quejiletamenyaopin。”shengulinzhongyuchenggongsaijinkele，
manzudipailepaibeibao：“laoyea，morishengcundiyike——yongyuanjiduishouliutiaohuolu，goujilehuitiaoqiang！
”tazhazhayan，“sirenbuhuijizhuniderenci，danhuorenhui。”yezhuoruoyousuosididiandiantou。jiuzaizheishi，
tatidaoyigeguanzi，guanzizhuangdaomubanshang，mubanyouqingxiedaozaiyigetiejiazishang，“kuangdang！”，
huojiadaodishengzaijijingdechaoshiligewaicier。“zaole...”yezhuojiangzaiyuandi。
yuanchulikechuanlaiciqibifudesihousheng，zhishaoshijizhisangshibeishengyinxiyin，zhengchaotamenpanshanerlai。
shengulintanlekouqi：“laoye，woshouhuigangcaidehua。
sirenqueshibuhuijizhuniderenci...”tajuqixiaofangfu，“yinweitamengenbenmeinaozijidongxi！
”yezhuoyijingbaihaozhandouzishi：“shaofeihua，zhunbeituwei！”liangrenbeikaobeizhanding。diyizhisangshipulaishi，
shengulindefutoujingzhundipikailetadetoulu。“zuobian！”yezhuodahan，
tongshiqiaogunzhongzhongzazailingyizhisangshidetaiyangxueshang。shengulinyibianzhandouhaibuwangzuipao：“hei，
woermadayangle！ganjinhuijia！”yezhuorenbuzhuxiaochusheng，chadianbeiyizhisangshizhuadao。
shengulinjishilaletayiba，futouhuaguoyidaoyinguang，neizhisangshidetoulufeilechuqu。“zhuanxindian，dadang！
”shengulinsuiranzuishangbaoyuan，danyanlishanzhexingfendeguang。wufenzhonghou，dishangduolejijusangshishiti。
shengulinqichuanyuyudikaozaihuojiashang：“hu...jintiandeyundongliangdabiaole。
”yezhuocalecaetoudehan：“doushinifeiyaonaneiguankele...”“hei！neikeshizuihouyiguanle！
”shengulinhuzhubeibao，“zaimorili，kelejiushiyetihuangjin！”yezhuoyaoyaotou，
zuijiaoquerenbuzhushangyang：“zouba，tiancai。tiankuaiheile。”liangrenzouchuchaoshishi，
zuihouyilvyangguangxiaoshizaidipingxianxia。shengulinturantingxiajiaobu：“laoye，nikan”tazhixiangtiankong，
yilunmanyuezhenghuanhuanshengqi。“wa，”shengulinkuazhangdishuo，
“zheiyueliangyuandejiuxiang...”“niganshuoxiangsangshidenaodaiwojiuzouni。”yezhuoweixiedao。
shengulinwugudizhazhayan：“woshixiangshuoxiangnishengqishidelian。”yezhuozuoshiyaoda，
shengulindaxiaozhepaokai...2dierzhang：wuzizhengduozhan，
zuipaoshuchumaxchenguangtouguopojiudechuanglianfengxicirufangjian，yezhuoquansuozaishuidaili，
zuijiaohaiguazheyisikoushui。turan，yigebingliangdedongxitieshangletadelianjia。“qichuangla，shuimeiren！
taiyangshai**la！”shengulinhuankuaideshengyinzaierbianzhaxiang。yezhuomengdizhengyan，
faxianshengulinzhengyongyiguanbingzhenkeletiezhetadelian——dengdeng，bingzhen？！“nicongnagaolaidebing？
”yezhuoyibaqiangguokele，chushoudebingliangrangtashunjianqingxing。
shengulindeyidihuanglehuangshouzhongdebaowendai：“dixiachekuneitaifadianjihainengyong，wolianyexiuhaolelengzangju。
”tacoujinzhazhayan，“zenmeyang，shibushigandongdexiangku？”yezhuolakaiyilaguan，
qishuifachulingrenyuyuede“si——”sheng：“wozhixiangwenwen，nishenmeshihoutoutouliuchuqude？
womenshuohaoyejianbuchumende。”“lingchensidian？haishiwudian？”shengulinwaizhetousikao，
“fanzhengyuelianghaiguazaitianshang，neibangsangshixiongdidoukundedongdaoxiwaide。”taturanyadishengyin，
“erqiewofaxianlegehaodongxi...”yezhuojingtidikanzheta：“niyoureshenmemafanle？
”shengulincongbeihoubianmoshubantaochuyibacheyaochi：“dangdang！gebijieneijia4sdian，
youlianggaizhuangguodemumaren！”“nifenglema？”yezhuochadianbeikeleqiangdao，“neilishilveduozhededipan！
”“suoyicaiyaochenzaoa，”shengulinlizhiqizhuang，“neibang**zuowankaipaidui，hedelanzuiruni。
”tamofangzhedahuludeshengyin，“woliujinqudeshihou，tamenshuidegensizhuyiyang——ebudui，
xianzaisizhudoubitamenyoujingtixing。”yezhuofue：“zongyouyitiannihuibazijizuosi...”“anlaanla，
”shengulinbaibaishou，“jintianwomenquchengbeineigecangchuchaoshi，kaicheershifenzhongjiudao。”taturanyadishengyin，
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gaizhuangguodemumarenfachuyeshoubandehongming，shengulinyijiaoyoumenchongshangzhugandao。“mandian！
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lingyizhishoucongdoulitaochumojingdaishang：“fangxinla，
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beijichidechetouzhuangfeichuqu，zaidangfengbolishangliuxiayidaoexindenianyehenji。
“ou——”yezhuozuolegeganoudedongzuo，“nijiubunengraokaima？”“raokaiduofeiyoua，
”shengulinanxiayushuaqi，nianyebeiguachengyidaocaihongzhuanghuxian，“kan，mianfeichouxianghua！
”“......”qianfangshizilukouchu，qibazhisangshibeiyinqingshengxiyin，zhengyaoyaohuanghuangdijulongguolai。
shengulinchuileshengkoushao：“laoye，wanguobaolingqiuma？”“dengdeng，nibuhuishixiang——”“quanzhong！
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limianheidongdongdexiangzhangkaidejukou。shengulintiaoxiache，huodonglexiashouwan：“haola，kaigong！
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shengulinyijingyifuzipikailepangbiandexiaofangjingbaoxiang。cierdejing**shunjianxiangchezhenggetingchechang。“shen！gu！
lin！”“yiwaiyiwai！”shengulingangadixiaoxiao，
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kanjianyezhuobeisangebiaoxingdahanweizhu，qizhongyigezhengyong**zhizheta。“aiyaya，zheimerenao？
”shengulindayaodabaidizouchulai，“sanweidashu，qifuwodadangshibushitaimeipinle？
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”shengulinjiazhuanghaipadipaipaixiongkou：“wa，haokepae~”turanlianseyichen，“buguodashu，
ninaqiangdezishishigensanliudianyingxuedema？baoxiandoumeikai。”nanrenyileng，ditouchakandeshunjian，
shengulinshandianbanchongshangqian，yijishoudaopizaitashouwanshang。**diaoluodeshunjian，
yezhuoyigesaotangtuifangdaolezuobianderen。“piaoliang！”shengulinhuanhuyisheng，
yigezhoujidazaidisangerendeweibu。sanshimiaohou，sangezhuanghantangzaidishang**。shengulinjianqi**，
shuliandixiediaodanxia：“xianzai，womenlaiwangewendayouxi。”tadunzailingtounanrenmianqian，“diyi，
你们是哪个团伙的？
”nanrenyaoyaqiechi：“nidengzhe...heixieziderenbuhuifangguonide...”“wae，haiyoubangpaimingzi，
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biru...sangshiliaolierrenzu？”yezhuofanlegebaiyan：“zhuanxindian。”shengulinzhuanhuilai：“dier，
nimenbawuzizangnale？”“pei！”nanrentulekouxuemo。“haoba，”shengulintanlekouqi，
congbeihoutaochuyigenbangqiubang，zaixiaoyingyingdekanzhetasan，“yaoguaie~”bangexiaoshihou，
tamentoutoulaidaoyichupianpidedifang。cangkujiacengliduimanlegezhongwuzi：chengxiangdeguantou、pingzhuangshui、yaopin，
shenzhihaiyoujibazhanxindeshouqiang。“jackpot！”shengulinhuanhuzhepuxiangyigezhixiang，“laoye！
kuaikan！”xiangzilishishijibenbaocunwanhaodeshuji。yezhuonaqiyiben《yezhanshengcunshouce》，
yanjingliangleqilai：“zheigehenyouyong！”“sheikanneigea，”shengulinxianqidipiezui，juqilingyibenshu，
“kanzheige！《shijiexiaohuadaquan》！zheicaijiaomoribibeiwuzi！”yezhuozhengyaofanbo，
turantingdaowaimianchuanlaiyinqingsheng。liangrenjingjuediduishiyiyan，qiaoqiaomodaochuangbian。tingchechangli，
sanlianggaizhuangpikatinglexialai，shijigequanfuwuzhuangderentiaoxiache。“heixiezideyuanbing，”yezhuoyadishengyin，
“womendezoule。”shengulinquedingzhelingtoudenvren——tachuanzhezhanshubeixin，
yaojianbiezheyibazaoxingqitedeshouqiang。“dengdeng...neishijunyongxinhaoqiang，”shengulinyanjingfaliang，“laoye，
womendegaodaoneige。”“nifenglema？duimianyoushijigeren！
”shengulinluchujiaoxiadexiaorong：“zhengmiangangdangranbuxing...suoyi...”taturanchekaisangzidahan，
“jiuminga！heixiezide**qiangwuzila！”yezhuomudengkoudai：“ni...！
”waimianderenlikejingjuedijuqiwuqi。shengulinlazheyezhuoduodaohuojiahou，huaixiaozheshuo：“kanxishijiandao。
”chaoshilingyiceturanchongchuyiqunshouchigunbangdexingcunzhe——zhengshizhiqianbeitamenqiangguodeneihuoren。
liangbangrenmayizhaomianjiujianbanuzhang。“shinimen？！”“gandongwomendewuzi？！”buzhisheikailediyiqiang，
hunzhanshunjianbaofa。shengulinheyezhuochenjiliuxiangcemen。“dengdeng，”yezhuoturanlazhushengulin，
zhixianghunluanzhongluodandexinhaoqiangnv，“xianzaikeyinaxinhaoqiangle！
”shengulinliezuiyixiao：“bukuishiwodedadang！”liangrenmaozheyaojiejinmubiao。jiuzaishengulinjijiangdeshoushi，
xinhaoqiangnvturanzhuanshen。“xiaolaoshu...”nvrenlengxiaoyisheng，bachushouqiang。qianjunyifazhiji，
yezhuoyigefeipubashengulinzhuangkai。“peng！”zidancazhetamendefashaofeiguo。shengulinshunshigundi，
jianqiyigengangguanhenhenzazainvrenshouwanshang。xinhaoqiangtuoshoufeichu，beiyezhuowenwenjiezhu。“che！
”liangrenchongxiangmumaren，shenhoushijiliedejiaohuosheng。shengulinfadongyinqingdeshunjian，yikezidandasuilehoushijing。
“**！”shengulinmengdafangxiangpan，“xinchedediyiciguacai！”yezhuojianchazhedaoshoudexinhaoqiang：“zhide。
”shengulinturandaxiaoqilai：“laoye，zhidaojintianshishenmerizima？”“shenme？”“womendexingyunri！
”shengulinyijiaoyoumen，mumarenpaoxiaozhechongshanggonglu。houshijingli，cangchuchaoshimaochugungunnongyan。
yezhuokanzheshouzhongdezhanlipin，youkankanshenpanghengzhegedeshengulin，wunaidiyaoyaotou，zuijiaoquebuzijuedishangyang。
3disanzhang：xinhaodanyushaokaopaiduishengulinpantuizuozaidishang，
mianqiantanzhejintiandezhanlipin：xinhaoqiang、sanheqiaokeli、yiben《shijiexiaohuadaquan》，
haiyouconglveduozheneilishunlaidezhanshuyaodai。“rangwokankanzheigebaobei～”tajuqixinhaoqiangduizhexiyangbihua，
jinshuwaiqiaofanshezheyaoyandeguangmang。yezhuozhengzaijishangkouxiaodu，wenyanliketaitou：“bieduizheren！
guizhidaolimianzhuangdeshishenmexinghaode...”“peng！”yidaociyandehongseguangdanturanshexiangtianhuaban，
zaihunningtushangzhakaiyituanranshaodemeifen，huohuasijian。liangrendairuomujidikanzhetianhuabanshangxiongxiongranshaodehuoqiu。
“......”“......”“wae，”shengulinzhazhayan，“junyongranshaoxinhaodanei！
”yezhuochaoqimiehuoqijiuwangtianhuabanshangpen：“shen！gu！ling！”shifenzhonghou，tianhuabanjiaoheiyipian，
wulimimanzheganfenmiehuojideweidao。shengulinhuitoutuliandizuozaidishang，shoulihaisisizuanzhexinhaoqiang。
“zhishaowomenzhidaoletadeweili，”taleguandishuo，“zheiwanyiernengbasangshikaochengbbq！
”yezhuonakongmiehuoqiguanqiaoleqiaotadetou。shenye，shengulinzhengjinjinyouweididuzhe《shijiexiaohuadaquan》，
turantingdaochuangwaichuanlaiyixiang。“laoye，”tayadishengyin，“laikerenle。”yezhuolikejingjuedizhuaqiqiaogun。
liangrenqiaoqiaonuodaochuangbian，xiankaichuanglianyijiao——louxiamimimamajujileerbaiduozhisangshi，
zhengduizhetamendechuanghudihou。“cao，”yezhuodaoxiyikouliangqi，“tamenzenmezhaodaozheilide？
”shengulinzhilezhihaizaimaoyandetianhuaban：“keneng...shibeiwomendegouhuowanhuixiyinlaide？
”yezhuohenhendengletayiyan，suijifaxiangengzaodeqingkuang：“tamenzaidieluohan！”queshi，
jizhiqiangzhuangdesangshizhengcaizhetongbandejianbang，shitugoudaoerloudechuangtai。
zuijindeyizhifulandeshouyijingbazhulechuangyan。“haoba，”shengulintanlekouqi，congbeibaolitaochuxinhaoqiang，
“kanlaidetiqianshiyongxinwanjule。”“nifengle？neihuibazhengdongloudianzhede！
”“cuo～”shengulinluchujiaoxiadexiaorong，
“shihuibazhengtiaojiedesangshidouxiyinguolai——ranhouwomenjiukeyiwan'sangshishaokaopaidui'le！
”budengyezhuozuzhi，tayijingtuikaichuanghu，duizheshiqunzuimijichukouxiabanji。“fire！
”**huachuyidaowanmeidepaowuxian，zhengzhongshiqunzhongyang。“hong”deyisheng，
cimudebaiguangbansuizhegaoda3000℃demeifenbaorankailai，wuzhisangshishunjianbianchengrenxinghuoju。“wakao！
”shengulinxingfendipaichuangtai，“zheibiguonianfangyanhuahaidaijing！
”yezhuolianseshabai：“niwanle...xianzaiquanchengdesangshidouhui...”tadeyuyanlikeyingyan。
yuanchuchuanlaiciqibifudesihousheng，heianzhongwushupanshandeshenyingkaishixianghuoguangchujuji。
shengulinchuileshengkoushao：“kanlaiwomendezhunbeidierchangpaiduile。”liangrenxunsuzhuanyidaotiantai。
shengulinbazuihoude**zhuangjinxinhaoqiang，yezhuozezaibuzhituilu——yongchuangdanjiechengdetaoshengsheng。“tingzhe，
”yezhuoyansudishuo，“womenzhiyousifa**，
bixu...”“yijingyongdiaoyifala～”shengulinyukuaiditixing。“......neijiusanfa！
bixushengzheyong！”diyipisangshiyijingchongjinloudao。shengulinpazaitiantaibianyuan，
duizheloutikoujisuanjiaodu：“rangwoxiangxiangwulikexuedepaowuxian...”“niwulikebushishuiguoqudema？
”“suoyicaiyaoshijianchuzhenzhia！”xinhaodanhuxiaozhesheruloutijian，
shunjianjiangchongzaizuiqianmiandesanzhisangshidianran。ranshaodeshitibianchengluzhang，zanshizudanglehoumiandeshiqun。“piaoliang！
”shengulinjizijiguzhang，“shifen！manfenshifen！
”yezhuoquemeizheimeleguan：“tamenhuicongwaiqiangpashanglai...kan！”guoran，
jizhiminjiedesangshiyijingkaishishunzhepaishuiguanpanpa。shengulinchaoqizhunbeihaodezhuantou：“wanguodadishuma？
”“pengpengpeng！”sanzhisangshijielianbeibaotouzhuiluo。shengulinhuankuaidihengqige：“♪dasangshiadasangshi，
yizhuanyigexiaopengyou♪”yezhuoturanzhuailetayiba：“xiaoxinyoubian！”yizhisangshicongshuixianghoumianpulai，
shengulinceshenshanbi，shunshouchaoqiliangyiganyigetuci，fenglidegantoujingzhuncirusangshiyanwo。“laoye，
woyoumeiyoushuoguonijiurendeyangzitebieshuai？”“bizui！”liangxiaoshihou，danyaohaojin。
shengulinyongyifa**fengsuoleloutikou，dansangshiyijingcongsimianbafangyongshanglai。
liangrenbeikaobeizhanzaitiantaizhongyang，zhouweishijianjianbijindeshiqun。“kanlaizheiciwantuole，”shengulinchuanzheqishuo，
“youshenmelinzhongyiyanmadadang？
”yezhuoturancongkoudailitaochuneihezhenzangdeqiaokeli：“zhishao...siqianxiangshouyixia。
”shengulindengdayanjing：“nijuransizang？！”“zuihouyikuaile，”yezhuobaichengliangban，“jini。
”liangrenkaozheshuixiangzuoxia，zaisangshibaoweizhongfenxiangzuihoudeqiaokeli。shengulinturanxiaoqilai：“laoye，
zhidaowoxianzaixiangshenmema？”“shenme？”“zheiqunsangshizhenmeiyanlijian，”tatiandiaoshouzhishangdeqiaokeli，
“daraobierenyuehuiyaozaoleipide。”yezhuopuchixiaochusheng，
suijibeisangshidefuchouweiqiangdaokesou：“keke...douzheishihoulehaipin...”jiuzaizheishi，
yekongzhongturanchuanlaiyinqingdehongming。yishuqiangguangzhaoliangtiantai，jinjiezheshi“dadada”dejiqiangsaoshesheng。
“yuanjun？！”yezhuonanyizhixinditaitou。
shengulinmizheyanjingkanxiangtiankong：“budui...shilveduozhedezhishengji！”guoran，
jishenshangqizhezhengningdeheixiezituan。cangmenchuzhanzhebaitianneigexinhaoqiangnv，
zhengyongkuoyinqihanhua：“baxinhaoqiangjiaochulai！raonimenbusi！”shengulinheyezhuoduishiyiyan。“zenmeban？
”yezhuodishengwen。shengulinkanlekanshouzhongdexinhaoqiang，youkanlekanyuelaiyuejindesangshi，
turanluchubiaozhixingdehuaixiao：“laoye，wanguoyanhuama？”tamengdijuqixinhaoqiang，quebushiduizhesangshi，
ershiduizhunlezhishengjideyouxiangweizhi！“shengulin！neihui...”“boom！”**huapoyekong，
zaijijiangmingzhongqianbeizhishengjiyigejizhuanbikai——dandazhongleweiyi，zhishengjilimajuliedehuangdongqilai。
xinhaoqiangnvlenglengdekanleyiyantamen，“che！kuaiche！”zhishengjilangbeitaolidetongshi，
shengulinyijinglazheyezhuochongxiangtaoshengsheng：“chenxianzai！sangshidoubeizhishengjixiyinle！
”liangrenshunzhechuangdanshenghuadaogebijianzhu，shenhoushitiantaishangjizuoyituandesangshiqun。anquanduojinyidongxiezilouhou，
liangrenjingpilijinditanzaidishang。“suoyi，”yezhuochuanzheqishuo，
“womengangshiquleanquanwu、suoyouwuzi...”“danbaozhulexiaoming！”shengulinleguandibuchong。
yezhuoturanzhuanxiangta：“weishenmeyaoshezhishengji？neikenenghuitongguiyujin。”shengulinhanjiandichenmoleyihuier，
ranhouqingshengshuo：“yinwei...tamenmiaozhundeshini。”chenguangtouguochuanghusajinlai，
yezhuozheicaifaxianshengulinzuobeiyouyidaoshenshendeshangkou——shigangcaiweilebaohutaliuxiade。
“nishoushanglezenmebushuo？！”“xiaoshangla～”shengulinmanbuzaihudibaibaishou，
“biqizheige...”tacongdoulitaochubankuaironghuabianxingdeqiaokeli，“gangcaichenluanyoushunleyige，
fenniyiban？”yezhuokanzheneituanqiaokelihu，turanhongleyankuang。
tayibazhuaguoqiaokelisaijinshengulinzuili：“**...xianguanhaonizijiba！
”shengulinbeisailemanzuiqiaokeli，hanhubuqingdishuo：“wu...laoyeniguorananlianwo...”“gun！
”chaoyangwanquanshengqi，zhaolianglezheizuosijidechengshi。lianggehunshenshishangdeguniangkaozaiyiqi，
fenxiangzhezuihoubankuaiqiaokeli。4disizhang：yiliaozhandamaoxianxieziloushisancengdebangongshili，
shengulinziyaliezuidisuozaizhuanyishang，yezhuozhengyongjiujingmiancashitashoubeishangdeshangkou。“si——qingdian！
nizheishimoushaqindadanga！”shengulintengdezhichouqi，etoushenchuximidehanzhu。
yezhuoshoushangdongzuobuting：“xianzaizhidaotengle？gangcaibushihaishuo'xiaoshangeryi'ma？”taguyijiazhonglidao，
manyidikanzheshengulinxiangtiaoshangandeyuyiyangdanqilai。“woneishizhanshuxingqingshang！weilehongtuobeizhuangqifen！
”shengulinzuiyingdao，yanjingquesisidingzheshangkou——yidaoshenkejiangudesilieshang，bianyuanyijingkaishifahong。
yezhuozhouqimeitou：“shangkouyouganranjixiang，womenxuyaokangshengsu。”tahuangusizhou，
bangongshilichulesuizhijihekafeijishenmedoumeiyou，“chengbeiyougeshequyiliaozhan，
dan...”“danneilishi'yisheng'dedipan。”shengulinjiehua，nandezhengjingqilai。
chuanwenzhong“yisheng”shigeqianwaikedafu，xianzailongduanlechengneisuoyouyiliaoziyuan，yongyaopinhuanqunulihewuqi。
yezhuosikaichenshanxiabaijishengulinbaozha：“womenkeyiyongxinhaoqianggentajiaohuan。”“xiangdoubiexiang！
”shengulinyibabaozhuxinhaoqiang，xianghushidemao，“zheishiwodexinlaopo！”“neinijiudengzheshangkouhuanongfashao，
zuihoubianchengyijuhuishuodankouxiangshengdeshitiba。”yezhuoxijinbengdai，guyidalegehudiejie。
shengulindingzheshoubeishangdehudiejie，turanliezuiyixiao：“laoye，
nibaozhadeyangzizhenxianhui～”yezhuochaoqiwenjianjiapaizaitatoushang：“bizui，zhunbeichufa。
”zhengwudetaiyangzhikaozhekongdangdangdejiedao。liangrentiezhejianzhuwuyinyingqianjin，
shengulinsuiranshoushangdanzuipiziyidianmeixianzhe。“laoyenikan，”tazhizhelubianyiliangzhuanghuidechuzuche，
“zheijiushibujiedandexiachang。”yezhuojianchazhelukuang：“zhuanxindian，qianmianlukoukenengyou...”“shiqun！
**！”shengulinmengdizhuaizhuyezhuoduojinyijianaichadian。jishizhisangshizhengzaishizilukoumanwumudediyoudang。
shengulinbizichoulechou：“wodadulingtoudeshengqianshigemeishibozhu——tamenwangshaokaodianqule！
”yezhuofanlegebaiyan：“nideshangkouzhendebutengma？”“tenga，”shengulinzhazhayan，
“danzuipinkeyizhuanyizhuyili，zheishikexue！”liangrenzhengdasuanraolu，turantingdaoyinqingshengyouyuanjijin。
yilianggaizhuangxiaochehengchongzhizhuangdishilai，chedinghanjiezhexuanzhuanqiegeji，suoguozhichusangshixianggemaiziyiyangdaoxia。
“shi'yisheng'deshougeche！”yezhuoyadishengyin，“tamenmeizhouzheigeshihouchulaishouji'shiyancailiao'。
”shengulinyanjingyiliang：“mianfeishunfengche！”budengyezhuozuzhi，tayijingchongchuquhuiwushuangbei：“shifu！
zheieryoulianghuode！”xiaocheyigejichatingzaitamenmianqian。chemen“chi”didakai，
lianggedaifangdumianjudezhuanghanduanzhexiandanqiangzouxialai。“ziyuanjuanxianzhe？”qizhongyirenwengshengwengqidiwen。
shengulinxiaorongcanlan：“duiduidui！womentebieziyuan！”tazaibeihoujiyezhuobilege“jianjixingshi”deshoushi。
yezhuoqiangrenzheqiasitadechongdong，peihedidiantou。xiaocheshiruyigebeihunningtuqiangweiqilaideshequ。
shengulinbazhechechuangwangwaikan：“wae，zheibuzhidegenzhenrencschangdiside。
”yiliaozhanqianzhanzhejigewuzhuangrenyuan，“yisheng”benrenchuanzhezhanxuedebaidagua，
zhengzaijiyigecanjiaoderenzuojiezhishoushu——meiyoumazui。“xiayiwei。”yishengtouyebutaidishuo，
dianjushanghaidizhexue。shengulinbeituixiacheshichuileshengkoushao：“dafu，nimenzheiermeituannengsongyaoma？
”yishengzhongyutaiqitou，jinsiyanjinghoushiyishuangbinglengdeyanjing：“xinlaide？shenmexuexing？”“oxing，
”shengulinxiaoxixidishuo，“tebieodeneizhong。”yezhuoganjinchahua：“womenyoujiaoyichouma。
”taliangchuxinhaoqiang，“junyongjiranshaoxinhaodanfasheqi。”yishengdeyanshenmingxianliangleyixia，
danhenkuaihuifulengmo：“lianghekangshengsu，bunengzaiduo。”“wuhe，”shengulintaojiahaijia，
“zaijiayizhenposhangfeng。”“sanhe，waijiayijuanbengdai。”“chengjiao！”shengulinshuangkuaididichuxinhaoqiang，
quezaiyishengjijiangjiezhushituransuoshou，“aduile，zheiwanyierhouzuolitebieda，
jianyininzheiyang...”taturantaiqiangduizhuntiankongkoudongbanji——suiranlimianyijingmeiyou**，
danyishenghaishibennengdihoutuiliangbu。“piannide～”shengulindiaopidizhazhayan，“zuihouyifayongwanla！
”yishengdelianshunjianyinchen：“batamenguanjinguanchashi！”suoweide“guanchashi”qishishichongwuyiyuandelongzi。
yezhuojianchazhetielangan：“womendezaiyishengnawomenzuoshiyanqiantaochuqu。
”shengulinquedingzheqiangjiaodelaoshudongfadai：“laoye，nishouleduoshaojin？”“shenme？”“lilunshang，
chengnianrendetougukeyitongguozhijing...”“bizui！”yezhuozhidaotazaidashenmezhuyile，“xiangdoubiexiang！
”danshengulinyijingchaixialongzideweishikou，kaishiwanglizuan。yezhuojingkongdikanzhetaxiangtiaosheyiyangniuquzheshenti，
yidiandianjijinneigelilunshangjueduibukenengtongguodexiaxiaokongjian。“wtf...nibimaomaohairuan？
”shengulindeshengyincongdonglichuanlai：“zheijiaozhanshuxingsuogu！atongtongtong...laoyenituiwo**ganma！
”“bangnikawei！”yezhuoyaoyaqiechidichuaileyijiao。wufenzhonghou，shengulinchenggongzuanchulongzi，
yongtoulaideyaochidakaileyezhuodelongmen。liangrennieshouniejiaodiliuxiangyaofang，turantingdaoshoushushichuanlaicanjiao。
touguobolichuang，tamenkanjianyishengzhengzaijiyigehuorenzuokailushoushu——erneige“bingren”haiqingxingzhe！
“biantai...”yezhuowojinquantou。shengulinnandeyansu：“degaodianpohuaizaizou。”yaofangli，
shengulinbagezhonghuaxueyaojihunzaiyiqi：“chuzhonghuaxuekeshuoguo，piaobaijijiaanshuihuichansheng...”“duqi！
”yezhuoganjinwuzhukoubi，“nixiangzishama？”“cuo～”shengulindaoruzuihouyipingjiujing，
“shihuichanshengdaliangpaomohegaowen。”tadianranyizhangzhirengjinhunhewuzhong，
“yijiyidianxiaojingxi～”liangrenkuangbenchuyaofangdetongshi，shenhouchuanlai“peng”demenxiang，
jiezheshiyetifeitengde“sisi”sheng。baisepaomoxianghuoshanpenfayiyangcongmenfengyongchu，henkuaichongmanlezhenggezoulang。
jingbaoshengdazuo，shouweimenluanzuoyituan：“zhehuole！yaofangzhehuole！”shengulinchenjichuaikaichuwuju，
balimiandeyaopinsaojinbeibao：“wuhekangshengsu，chengjiao～”liangrenchongxiangjinjichukoushi，
yishengjuzheshouqianglanzhulequlu：“zhanzhu！”shengulinxiangdoumeixiangjiubayipingdianfuzazaidishang。bolisuilie，
shenheseyetifeijian，yishengxiayishibiyandeshunjian，yezhuoyigefeitijiangtafangdao。“piaoliang！”shengulinhuanhu，
“laoyenigangcaineizhao...”“shaofeihua！pao！”liangrenchongchuyiliaozhan，tiaoshangtingzaiyuanlideshougeche。
shengulindaogulejixiajiufadongleyinqing：“kemuermeibaigua！”shougechezhuangkaidamenchongshangjiedao，
shenhoushiyishengxiesidilidepaoxiao：“jiwozhuazhutamen！！”shougechetingzaiyichufeiqijiayouzhan。
shengulintanzaijiashizuoshang，
yinweishixueercangbai：“laoye...wokeneng...xuyaoneihekangshengsule...”yezhuohuangmangfanchuyaopin，
..”shengulinxuruodixiaoxiao：“yinwei...neigelongziguanbuzhulianggeren...”tataiqimeishoushangdeshou，
zhangxinshiyibanqiaokeli，“shunlaide...zuihouyihele...”yezhuozaiyerenbuzhu，
weisangshi...”shengulinyongmuzhicaqutadeyanlei：“kusha...woyousibule...”taturanzhoumei，
“dengdeng，zheiqiaokelizenmeshiboheweide？ou...”yezhuopotiweixiao：“huogai！”xiyangxixia，
lianggehunshenshishangdeguniangkaozaishougecheding，fenxiangzheneibannanchideboheqiaokeli。yuanchu，
yiliaozhandeheiyanhuanhuanshengshangtiankong。
5diwuzhang：shougezhedejiariqingchendeyangguangzhaozaigaizhuangxiaochedeyibiaopanshang，
shengulinzhengyongluosidaochuozheshouyinji：“powanyier，liangefmdoushoubudao！
”yezhuocongchedingtianchuangtanchutou：“biezhetengle，quanchengdiantaizaotanhuanle。”tahuanglehuangshoulidetianxian，
“danwozaichedingfaxianlezheige——junyongjixinhaojieshouqi。”shengulinyanjingyiliang：“nengshoudaoshenme？
”“zizi”dedianliushengzhong，
xudenansheng：“...zheilishi...binansuo...tigongbihu...zuobiao...”liangrenduishiyiyan，
yezhuoxunsudiaozhengtianxian，danxinhaoyijingxiaoshile。“junfangbinansuo？”shengulinmozhexiaba，
“yaomeshitiandadejiyu...”“yaomeshitiandadexianjing。”yezhuobuchong。