《炮灰在年代文里养崽崽》 小说介绍
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第4章
niuchemanmanyouyou,yaoyaohuanghuang。
kandaoyounencaodedifang,haiyaotingxialairanglaohuangniujiacan,mingmingyigexiaoshideluchenglengshizoulelianggebanxiaoshi。
yilushang,chenpozishishikekeyongyanshenguasutang,quebuganqingyizhaocha,yinweitaxiangxinsutanghuihaobuyouyudibatatuixianiuche。
tadatuishangdebahenhaizaini,kandaosutangjiuyinyinzuotong。zhinengshibushidichayanchayu,anandebiandisutangdechapiqi、buxiao、haochilanzuodengdeng。
sutangdangtazaifangpi,youxierenbuzhideyigeyanshen。
zhiyuniucheshangshitujiaotazuorenxiwangtayuanliangpojiasuozuosuoweidexianglixiangqinmen?
sutanggengshizhibaibiaoshi‘nimenbushiwodiema,meizigejiaowozuoren。’ruguoshizaihaoweirenshi,jiuhaohaojiaoyuzijidezinv。
weilebimiandajiareqingdilazhetashuojiao,chuanshourenshengjingyan,sutangyilushangdouzaijiaoxiaozaizaichangge,babierendeyanshendangpiyiyangfangle。
影响了别人?
那就影响吧。
xialeniuche,shangledaba。
“mama,dacheche。”xiaoerxingfendeyaotiaowu,erlaochengchizhongdelaodazeyanzhuziguluguluzhuan,mingxianduidiyicijianshidedacheganxingqu。
sutangrenzhenjixiaozaizaikepu,shenmeshidabache?heniucheyoushenmequbie?dabacheshiruhexingshide?xuyaozhuyishenmeanquanzhishi?
duiyuxiaozaizaigaoxingbiaoshi‘zhangdaleyaokaidabache’delixiang,sutangzeyansupiping,zenmezheimemeiyouzhuiqiumeiyoulixiang?
yaokaijiukaitanke,kaifeiji。
什么是坦克、飞机?
继续科普。
zhongtushanglaideyigenianqingnanrenyizaikanxiangsutang,haidesutangyiweizijishuocuole,haojicishetoudajie,danduifangdeyanshenshizaitaiguoaimei,youhuaiyiduifangduitademeimaoyijianqingxin。
duitayigedaizhehaizidema‘yijianzhongqing’,zhanan。
“mama,neigeshushutoutoukanni,kendingshihuairen。”
sutangheerziyaoerduo,“bushihuairen,shimamazhangdetaihaokanle。aimeizhixinrenjieyouzhi。buguo,zhanangengyinggaiyesuanhuairen。”
lianggexiaozaizaidengzheyishuanghesutangyimoyiyangdedayanjing,xuezhesutangdeyangzikoutufenfang,“huairen,zhanan。”
yinweiyourenwuzaishenerbunengbiaolushenfendechenchuanliu???
疑惑。
jinianmeihuijia,taxifujingranrenbuchutalaile,daodishitaweizhuangdetaichenggong,haishixifuxinlimeiyouta?
kandaonengzouhuitiaonengshuohuidaodeerzi,chenchuanliuyandifahong,kanxiangsutangdeyanshenjiugengrouhele,takuiqiantataiduotaiduo。
sutangzhoumei,shenmewanyi?
yigemoshengnanrenduiyigehaizimayanshenrouma,qingshenyizhong?
呸。
垃圾。
xiyinyixingdemuguang,sutangbujuedeyi,zhijuedeexin,likebalianggexiaozaizaibaozaihuaili,“kanshenmekan?meijianguomeinva?”
xiaoerlikeshuangshouchayaojieshangxiayiju,“zaikanwaniyanzhuzi。”
苏糖???
zheishitapingshizaicunlimatoukantadeerliuzidekoutoushan,wuwuwu,jingranbeixiaoerzixuelequ。
教坏儿子了。
作孽啊。
youlehaizisutangcaimingbaishenmeshiyanchuanshenjiao,henduohuanibujingyijiushuochulai,danhaiziquehuijizaixinli,xuexi,mofang。
sutanglikewangji‘zhandouzhanan’,zhuantoujiaoyuerzi,zuoweixiaoshenshizenmenengshuozheimecubidehua?jishimarenyeyinggaishi‘zangerbulugu’deweiwan。
liushiniandaidexiancheng,sutangmanhuaiqidai,quebeimanyandehuipupudabai。
weiyirangtatiqixingqudeshigongxiaosheheguoyingfandian,xianquguoyingfandianchifan。
niandaiwenbicunzaidehongshaorou。
果然好吃。
rangjianguandashimianchibianwuhusihaidesutangdoujuedehaochi。
buxianghoushiweilejiankangerkeyigaibandeshaoyoushaoyan,yebuxiangweilejiayangshengerguyitianjiadegezhongyaocai,jiushizuiyuanshizuizhengzongdehongshaoroudeweidao。
好吃,好好吃。
lianggehaibuhuishiyongkuaizidexiaozaizaikansutangchidexiangerjidewawadajiao。
xiaoerweiqu,“mama,nibuaiwolema?woshinizuikeaidexiaozaizai。”quehuanbulaisutangyigeyanshen,erziyouhongshaorouxiangma?
laodadandingdidijididiyigekuaizi,ranhouyikuaizi**hongshaorou,xiezheyanjingshiyididi,xuehuilema?
“ngng。gegenizhencongming。”
哼。
yezhiyouzheigeshihouxiaoercaihuiguaiguaijiaogege。
“ganjinchi,wokebuhuirangzhenimendee。”sutangyechanroua。
xiaozaizaiyijingxiguanlehemamaqiangchi,jiakuaisudu,jiao,jiao,jiao,zhihenzuibataixiao,yachibugoufengli。
muzisanrenchidepenpenxiang。
xiaoerkankanmamazaikankangege,xiangyaojiaoliudexinqinghenpoqie,danyoupazijiyinweishuohuaershaochileyikuai,zhinengyanzhuziguluguludezhuan,yongjimeinongyanlaibiaoda‘haohaochi’,youyinweigenbushangmamahegegedesuduerxinji。
wuguanluanfei,mangmangliuliu。
muzisanrenchibaohezu,guangxianchengqu。
kandaodanche,lianggexiaozaizaitongshixianmudujidi‘wawa’luanjiao,shouzuwudao,sutangzecaidaqicudibiaoshi‘yihoumamasongnimensigelunzidexiaojiaoche’。
‘pu。’lurenshizaimeirenzhuxiaolechulai,jiumeijianguozheimebubishuderen,kanshenshangdechuanzheyinggailianzixingchedoumaibuqi,quedazuibadishuo‘songxiaojiaoche’。
啧啧。
shenmehuadouganshuo,yebupashanleshetou。
muzisanrentongshidengguoqu。
“xiaoshenmexiao,youshenmehaoxiaode?zuorenmeiyoumengxianghexianyuyoushenmequbie?”
哼。
yaozhidao,dangniantajiushitangyingdexianyuyimei,chekulidehaochebijieshangdezixingchehaiyaoduo。ruguoshiyiqian,takendinglazhuduifanghaohaojieshaotadehaoche。
yichaoluonan......
算了。
人穷志短。
muzisanrentongshiaojiaodiangtouyangqixiaba,“heng。yanqueanzhihonghuzhizhi。”shuozhe,xiongjiujiuqiangangdidatabuzou。
turan,yiliangxiaojiaochefeikuaikaiguo,xianqiyizhenzhenhuichen,sijihaitanchutouchongzhengzailuzhonghengzhezoudesutangmuzisanrenpokoudama,“tubaozi,zhaosia。”
靠。
ruguoshishangbeizi,sutangkendinghuiliketuoxiaxiezizaguoqu,ranhouzhizheduifangdeche**dama,danxianzaiyouxiaozaizaizaitabunengzuocuowudeshifan,bunengjiaohuaixiaohai。
haiyaojiaoxiaozaizaichengshimaludejiaotongguize,jinkenengkaobianzou,jinkenengbirangsuoyoucheliangqizhongbaokuozixingche。
youlehaizihoucaimingbaishenmeshiyanchuanshenjiao,shenmeshizeren。
ganghaoyouluguodechenchuanliuhenxinwei,suiransutangkanzhebukaopu,danquebirenherendouhuijiaohaizi,yebunanguailianggehaizibeiyangdecongmingjilingkeaihuopo......
wangyoufuyanyichengshangdianping:zongdelaishuo,《paohuizainiandaiwenliyangzaizai》zheipianshihenbucuodeyanqingwen,wonengji91fen。juqingliuchang,yeyouhenduomengdian,renwumiaoxiedehenfengman,hentuijian!
wangyouwupindaizhuanshiweidianping:zheibenshupaohuizainiandaiwenliyangzaizaishiwoneimeduoniankanshuyilaidiyibenxiangwanwanzhengzhengzhuixiaqukanwandeshu。henbucuo,“shentoubuqiushuliangcucaodanqiuzhiliang”detaidu,rangduzhemenhenxinwei。
炮灰在年代文里养崽崽