《傻徒儿,快下山去祸害你师姐吧!》 小说介绍
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第1章
“dashifu,nirangwoqushahaiguosidazhanshen,woyijinggaodingle,shibushigaimanzuworenyiyigeyaoqiule?”
燕山之巅。
fangyuqiaozheerlangtuizuozailiangtingzhongyang,xiaoxixididingzhemianqiandenvzi。
nvzimingjiaoyunbai,shifangyudedashifu。
yunbaizhazhedayanjing,butingdijifangyushenhoudeliangweinvzishiyanse,xiangliangrenqiujiu。
liangrenzhengzhuanxinjifangyuroujian,guyizhuangzuomeikanjian。
fangcai,sanweinvzizailingchizhongdazuojingxiu,dezhifangyuzheigexiao**huilai,jiujicongcongdipaoleguolai。
“xiaoyu,sidazhanshenshilichaoqun,ninengchudiaotamen,weishiyijingmeishenmenengjiaonidele。nijiucixiashanba!”yunbaiqingshengtandao。
“xiashan?”fangyulenglexia,“shifu,shanxianeimeweixian,geyaozidoubudamayao,wohaipa!”
“chouxiaozi,nihaipatamen?tamenpanicaidui!”
sanshifuyunmojifangyuroujian,guzuibaoyuan,tiqizheigejiulaiqi。
tamenjiemeisanrenershisuichengbajianghu,fangyantianxiayimeiyouduishou,zheicaiyinjushanlinqingxiu。
zhidaoershinianqian,sanrenzaishanzhongxianguangzhiji,yiwaizhuangjianbeiyiqidefangyu。
sanrenjiantashichunyangzhiti,tiancidexiuxinggenji,biandaihuishanzhongshouyang,shiruojichu,jiangbishengsuoxueqingnangxiangshou。
nachengxiang,zheixiaozijianzhijiushigeyaonie!
sanrenbiguanduoniancaitupotianjingwubaiceng,taershisuijiudaoletianjingbabaiceng。
chucizhiwai,fengshuimingli,yishuzhenfa,fanshisanrenhuidedoubeitaxuelequ,haiyuanyuanchaoguoletamen!
sanrendayedabuguo,doududoufayedoubuguo。
suishishifu,quebudebutingfangyudehua。
sanrenkubukanyan,zheicairangfangyuqushasidazhanshen,xiangzhezhishaonenghuanjitiananshengrizi。
nachengxiang,tazuotianxiawugangzou,jinzaojiuhuilaile......
“neiyebuqu。shanxianayoushanshangshufu?”
这山上不愁吃喝。
傻子才走!!!
yunbaizizhiwulifankang,zhinengkanxiangshimeiqiuzhu。
“xiaoyu!shanxiahongchenbaise,bishanshangrenaoduole!zheiyang,weishisongnigedongxi,niqutiyanyifan。”
ershifuyunyinachugehongheixiangjiandejiezhi,“zheigejiaoyihuajie,shiyihuagonggongzhudexiangzheng。nidaishangta,yihuagongjiubuqishierfenduo,douyaotingcongnidemingling。qiancaidiwei,xiangyaoshenmejiuyoushenme。jiuliantianxiasuoyouxuanmendeshengsi,yedouzhangwozainideshouli。”
“对!还有这个!”
sanshifuyunmoyenachugejinselingpai,“zheilingpaikeshiqinglongdianzuigaotongshuaidexiangzheng。youleta,qinglongdianbaiwanjiangshirennichaqian。danfanyourenganqifuni,huihuishoujiunengmieleta,napamiegehaiwaixiaoguoyebuzaihuaxia。xiashanhou,nixiangzuoshenmejiuzuoshenme。”
“xiexieliangweishifu。dan,wohaishibuxiangxiashan......”fangyujieguofangjinkoudai,guyizhuangzuobuganxingqu。
liangweishifuqidewojinfenquan,quehaiyaomiandaixiaorong。
dongxishoule,haibuxiashan?
zheikeshitamenquanbudejiadangle!!!
“xiaoyu,niwangle?nihaiyouhaojigeshijieni?”yunbaimengranxiangqi。
“dui,xiaoyu,nibushuoyaoqushijiema?yaoshibuxiashan,tamenjiuyaojiajibierenle!”yunyigenzhefuhe。
“shijie......”fangyushaojiasisuo。
nianyoushi,fangyuyoujiugeshijie,gegemaomeiruhua,duifangyuchongaiyoujia,tiantianweizhetazhuan。
dangchufangyukemeishaozhantamenbianyi,haihehaojigeshijiesidingzhongsheng。
ranerwunianqian,shijiementuranbeiganxiashan,zineizhihou,fangyujiuzaiyemeijianguo。
shuoqilai,tayetingxiangshijiede,zhishi......
“shifu,nishuoguo,woyaoshiquzhaoshijie,jiuyongyuanbugaosuwowodeshenshi......”fangyumianlunanse。
“shenshi?”yunbaijianyoujikecheng,jimangnachukuaieryinsuo,“ninazhezheige。zheiyinsuoyoujiubayaochi,nijigeshijieyirenyiba。nizhaodaotamencouqiyaochi,dakaiyinsuo,jiunengzhidaonideshenshile。”
“nijigeshijiedengniwunianle,zongbunenghairangtamendushoukongfangba?”yunbairoushengquanshuo。
fangyudunshiyouxieyuxinburen。
shifushuodeyedui,kanlaizheishanshifeixiabukele。
“sanweishifu,nei......wozhenxiashanle?”
fangyushouhaoyinsuofangxiayunbai,laolaoshishidizhanzaisanrenmianqian。
“xiaoyu,meiqianjiuquyihuagongna,younanchujiurangtamenbangnijiejue。jidexiashanhouyaoweisuoyuwei!yidingyaoweisuoyuwei!”
yunyiguzuobushedizhufu,shengpatajuedeshanxiameiyisizaipaohuilai,xinlizaojiulekailehua。
“xiexieershifu,wojixiale。dashifu,zhiyuwodeyaoqiu,dengwoquleshijiehuilaizaishuo。”fangyujiayifangguo,shijishang,tahaimeixianghaotishenme......
“hao,hao!”yunbaianziqiexi,chouxiaozizhongyufangguotale。
zheimeyikan,xiaoyuhaishitingguaide!
“wohaihuihuilaide。”fangyudeshengyinjianxingjianyuan。
“dajie,nishuoxiaoyuhuitishenmeyaoqiu?”yunmoxixiaozhedaqu,fangyuzouhou,xinqingdahao,zuijiaodoukuaiyabuzhule。
......
山下。
fangyunazhesanweishifudedongxibianzoubianxiang。
xiangzhidaoshenshi,dexianshoujiyaochi......
zenmeganjuebeishifupianle?zhijieshuobuxingma?
方羽一阵懊恼。
“suanle,zoudouzoule。dengqulejiuweishijie,zirannengjiqiyaochi,yemeiduonan。huilaizaiquzhaojiweishifusuanzhang!”
“tingshifushuo,lizheierzuijindeshijiushijie,zaidianfeng......”
jiushijiemingjiaoyinmengyue,wunianqianxiashanshiyiyibushe,teyiqinlefangyuxianshangchuwen!
biekanjiushijienianjixiao,fayuzuihao!
“jiranzheiyang,neijiuxiantourujiushijiedehuaibaoba!dengbataquhuilai,zaiquzhaobiedeshijie!”
fangyuhuaixiaozhedadingzhuyi,benzhedianfengchengyilufeichi。
dianfengcheng,zaiyanshanzhibei,xiangjubashigongli。
fangyushenweixiuxingzhe,budaolianggexiaoshijiudaoledianfengchengximiandefenganqu,tingzaiyinshijituandayuandexieduimian。
“shifushuo,jiushijiexianzaishiyinjiadezongcai,zhangguanzhezhenggejituan。”
“xiaoyewoyesuanshiyaoyingqubaifumei,zoushangrenshengdianfengle!”
fangyuxiaohehedilaidaomenkou。
院内。
wuliangpaochetingzaidashamenqian,zuizhongjiandehongsefalaliqianfang,yimingnanzidanxiguizaichuanzhemisefengyidenvhaimianqian,shuangshoupengzhexianhuahezuanjie,kanyangzishizaiqiuhun。
“jiajita,jiajita!”
qiyupaochezhouwei,yiqunqingnianqishenggaohu。
waiweihaiyoubushaoyuangongzhuzuweiguan,jiuliandashadechuanghuyetanchuxuduodexiaonaodaiguanwang。
“neibushizhaoshijituandezhaogongzima?”
“bukuishifujiagongzi,qiugehun,xinkuandefalalishuosongjiusong。”
fangyumeitaiguanzhu,tashilaizhaoshijiede,youbushilaijiayouzhuweide。
buguozheiqiuhunhaitingyouyisi。
zainvhaigongsi,rangdajiayitongjianzheng,zheinvhainengjiajita,gujiyetingxingfu!
zhishiliwuyoudiantu,dengtaxiangshijieqiuhun,juebuneng......
等等!
fangyugangyaozoujindasha,suibiansaoleyan,turankanqingleneinvhaidelian。
“**!neibushiwoshijiema?”
傻徒儿,快下山去祸害你师姐吧!