《说我喷子?一首罗刹海市掀翻娱乐圈!》 小说介绍
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第5章
“啊啊啊啊!”
“wodetian,taihaotingleba!”
“xinyaosuile,ganjuetayouhaoduogushi!”
“huranganjuegegebuxiangle,tachangdebushigenghaoma?”
“wojuedingle!jintiankaishi,wojiushiluyundefensile!”
“tanengbunengchugea,woyidingqumaizhuanji......”
现场疯了!
yongfengkuanglianggezilaixingrong,jueduibuweiguo!
dangshuqianrendechangguan,yitongkaishinahan,jianghuibaofachuduomekongbudeshenglang?
luyunxianzaizhongyutihuidaole!
shanhuhaixiaobandehuanhu,kongbudeshenglang,fangfonenggoubatajixianfanle,rangtazhandouyouxiezhanbuwenle。
yipangdeyangchen,cishizaojiubianlelian。
tazaiyulequanmopagundaleyeyoushinian,yishougedehaohuai,haishinenggoutingchulaide。
这首歌......
太吊了!
shishishang,diyijugecichuxiandeshihou,tahaimeiganjuechulaishenme。
不就是个破山歌吗?
raner,dangzheishougechedibeizhanluchulaideshihou,tachedishale。
zheiyishougeyouzhejudade“yongqi”。
zhimianxuelinlindeyulequan,bayulequandeandilideguizebalegejingguang!
zhidewushuren,weitaerfengkuang,nenggoudianxingwushuren!
erzheiyiqie,doubeiluyunyanyidetaichenggongle!
quanchangcongmanma,daojianjiao,zaidaochenmo。
jihusuoyouren,doubeiluyundaijinleluochahaishideshijiezhizhong,chenjinzaineixixiaonumazhijiandejifengzhizhong,beineizhenlongfakuideshengxiangsuojingxing!
zheixienianlai,yangchenzaiyulequanyesuanshidingliu。
hezuoguoguoneiwaidedingjianzuoqu、xiecidetuandui,shenzhizaizibendeyunzuozhixia,hetianwang、gehoudouhezuoguo!
danshi,luyundezheishougeshizaishirangyangchendingbuzhule。
这首歌太牛逼了!
tazuyichengweiyigetianwangdechengmingqu!
ruguozijinenggouxiechulaizheiyangdege,zijideouxiangshengya,shuobudingdounengzaiyanxushinian!
zheishouge,zuyiliuchuanshinian,bu,liuchuanbainian,shenzhigengjiajiuyuan!
tayinyiweiaode《jinitaimei》,genbenwufayuzhixiangtibinglun。
zheiyike,yangchenchedishoubulele。
tamingmingzhishizhanzhetingleyishouge,quehuxijicudechuanzhecuqi,fangfoshoudaolejudadejinghe。
shishishang,taqueshishoudaolejinghe。
zheixienianlai,tayizhidourenwei,zijishishuochangdelingjunrenwu!
bijing,tafaxingdeshuochangyinle,buzhiyicidedapoleshuochangjilu!
tacanjiadezongyi,gengshiyijuniuzhuanlehuayushuochangdetuishi,ranghuayushuochangjinruzhuliushiye!
waijiedegongwei、fensidechuipeng,yigegeshuochangmingxingzaitamianqian,douyaogonggongjingjing。
taxinzhongdejiaoao,ziranbubiduoshuo。
可是......
luyundezheiyishouge,rangtazhongyumingbai,shenmecaishizhenzhengdeyinle!
taixiakequandoushitadefensia——
zhengzhengshuqianren,qizhongdabandouchuanzhehunsha,shitadesizhongfen。
zheixieren,pingchangweitashuabangyingyuan,gegedouzachulezhenjinbaiyin。
zheixieren,pingriliweileweihuta,buzhiyicizaiwangshangxianqimazhan,rangqitarenditou。
zheixieren,shibuhuizaihushenmehao、huai、duicuode。
tamenzhihuiyiweideweihuziji,weilezijibuxihezhenggeshijiezuodui。
keshi,luyunzhiyongleyishouge。
zheiyishouge,rangzheixietadesizhongfen,fangxialeduitadexiai,fangxialemanma、chongdong。
tadefensimen,wanquanbeiluyunyongyishougeqianzhezou,chenjinzaileluyundegeshengzhizhong,wufaziba!
suoyi,xianzaimeiyourenzaikaikoumarenle。
chulelongzi,dounengtingchulai,luyundezheishouge,yaobitagaojitaiduo。
可是......
不能就这样结束!
zijinandaozhendeyaodaoqian?
yaochengrenzijidege,xiedeshiyituoshi?
杨晨做不到!
tabixuxiangbanfayingxiaqu!
tashenxiyikouqi,yingzhetoupi,naqilehuatong。
“wochengren,nixiedegeyoudianshuiping。”
“ruguozheishouge,quandoushinizijizhizuodehua,niyesuanshiyouzige,jiaruwodetuanduizhizhongle。”
yangchenyikaikou,luyunjiurenbuzhumeitouyizhou。
tasixiaofeixiaodikanzheyangchen:“nideyisishi,nizhunbeilaizhangle?”
“zhiqianshisheishuode,yaogenwodaoqian,chengrenzijidegexiedejiushiyituoshide?”
杨晨脸色顿时变了。
tashixianglaizhang......
keshinibunengzheimezhijieshuochulaia!
tatangtangdingliu,ruguobeichuanchuqulaizhangdechuanyan,zijihaihunbuhunle?
dangji,yangchenlenghengyisheng:“woconglaibulaizhang,shuoyishiyi,shuoershier。”
“keshi,nidegenandaojiujingyoumeiyoubiwoqiang,haishigeweizhishu!”
噗嗤!
luyunzhijiezaishuqianrenmianqian,beizheijuhuadouxiaole。
taraoyouxingzhidekanzheyangchen,xiaoyiyinyindiwendao:“nideyisishi,nibuzhunbeilaizhang,ershiwodegequeshishiburuneige......shenmetaimei?”
yangchenkanzheluyunlianshangdexiao,qiangrenzhechongdong,chenshengdao:“meicuo,nizheishouge,jiaorouzaozuo,chuncuikaozheneixieyixiangduiqi!”
“kansicizaohuali,shijishangbuguoshiyongleyiduimomingqimiaodeciyubale。”
“womengaoyinledezuizhongyaodeshishenme?shineihe!”
“keshinidegelimianni,meiyourenheneihe......”
“xiangnizheizhongci,woshangchuzhongdeshihou,dounengxiechulai!”
“dangran,nidegeyebushimeiyoukequzhichu。”
yangchenshuozhe,sihubazijidoushuotongle,taiqitoujiaoaodikanzheluyun。
luyunshizhendebeitadoulele。
weilegahei,zheijiahuoyequeshishifeixinfeililea。
taxiaozhekaikoutuchulejigezi:“meiyouyinleshenmeidelaji。”
“ruguowoshinidehua,wojiubuhuizaizheiligoujiao,ershiganjinguixialaidaoqian,ranhouhuiqubazheishougetingshangyiqianbian,haohaozhaoyixiazijidegehezheishougedechaju。”
yangchendeliandunshizhanghongle!
danshi,tayijiuzuiying,lianmanghuanlegejiaodu。
“没有素质!”
“nidangzhezheimeduorendemiankouwuzhelandemaren,nijuedeheshima?”
“wochengrenniyoudiancaihua,bianquhaisuankeyi,danshiyebunengzheimeziao!”
yangchenhaoxiangshishuoshangyinle,jixushuojiaozhe:“qishi,benlaiwohaixiangzhekanzainiqueshiyoujifencaihuademianshang,zheicijiuburangnidaoqianle,wokeyijiniyigejiaruwodetuanduidejihui。”
“xianzaikanlai,niyoudianxiaocaihua,danshimeiyousuzhi,haishisuanleba,wodetuandui,buxuyaonizheiyangderen!”
luyundaliangzheyangchen,youxiaole。
“jiunineigechuangzaozheizhonggoushidetuandui?”
“zaodianxixishuiba,niguixialaijiwokelianggetou,wodoubukenengqunituandui。”
“yizhenggetuandui,jieguojiuxiechulaizheiyangdege,wozhenxinjianyiniyiyuankanyikan,zuoyixiazhishangjianceti。”
“nigangcaishuonishangchuzhongjiunengxiechulaizheizhongci......”
“zhisuoyibushuogaozhong,shiyinweinimeishangguogaozhongduiba?”
暴击!
yangchenyaozheya,zhijiepofangle。
tahaizhenmeishangguogaozhong,chuzhongdeshihoujiubeixingtanfajue,zoushangleouxiangmingxingdedaolu。
tazhizheluyundebizi,chayidianjiumalechulai。
zuizhong,haishiehenhendidiuxialaiyiju:“youcaiwude,nankandayong!”
shuoba,yangchenlianmangzhuanguotou,chaozheguanzhongxixiafangshilegeyanse。
xiayike,guanzhongxizhong,jingshibaofachuyidaodaohousheng。
“有才无德!”
“有才无德!”
“dizhita,meiyousuzhi,budongdezunzhongren!”
“geyebuzenmeyang,suzhigengshiyidiandoumeiyou,zheiyangderenzenmenenghewojiagegebi!”
“hehe,gegejiushitaiyousuzhile,zheiyaoshiwodehua,zaojiujitayibazhangle,manzuipenfendenanren!”
yishengshenghuhanshengbaofachulai。
luyunxinzhongandaoyishengbuhao。
这下事情麻烦了!
说我喷子?一首罗刹海市掀翻娱乐圈!