我家猫和绿茶互换身体后
《我家猫和绿茶互换身体后》 小说介绍
zaishuisudexiaoshuo《wojiamaohelvchahuhuanshentihou》zhong，suwanyulintingtingshiyigeputongren，dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu，suwanyulintingtingtashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha，tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。woshenchuzhuaziwuzhuzuitouxiao，shunbianduizheyishengzhengsedao：“yisheng，wokebushimutaitai，woshimuxianshengdemishu。”shuowan，wolianmanggenshangyijingzouchu……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
《我家猫和绿茶互换身体后》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
我是一只猫。
wobawomalihunhou，wohedengtangrushidexiaosanhuhuanshenti。
wobataguanzaicesuojiaoluoliduitaquandajiaoti：
“haiganbugandamaomaole？haiganbugandanglvchale？”
“ganbuganle？a?nishuoa！nishuoa！！”
1.
woshiyizhimao，wobawomaganglihun，xiaosanlintingtingdengtangrushi。
wobabawobaozhefangdaotahuailishi，wojuliezhengzhazhecongneimanshixiangshuiweidehuaibaolitiaolechulai。
“miao！”chounvren，haonanwen！
lintingtinglianseyouxiejiangying，haimeidengwobafanying，talianmangshanxiaoduizhewobadaoqian：
“shiwobuhao，xiaobushichongwumao，touyihuijianmiannanmianyingji。nibuyongbitafeiyaoheworenshi。”
gubudefanbolintingtingneiju“touyihuijianmian”dehua，woehenhenwaizhezui，quanshenshangxiademaodoushuleqilai。
tajingranhaixiangmowonaodai！
kee！wodenaodaizhiyouwomanengmo！
lintingtingjianwofanyingjilie，shanshanshouhuishou。
wobaditoupielewoyiyan，yinchenchendibawobaoqilaiyingsaijinhuainvrendehuaili。
wozhengyaozaicizhengzha，talengxiaozhilenglengdingzhewoweixiedao：“nizaiheneigesinvrenyiyangbushihaodaishishi。”
woconggangbeidaihuijiakaishijiuhaipawoba，dangxiawobianyidongyebugandongle。
lintingtingbaozhewofumozhewoyuanrundenaodai。
sinvren！huibuhuilumao！
tashoujingtaida，tongdewozhijiejiaochulesheng。
“喵！”
wobazouguolaikanleyiyanlintingting。
tawugudaoqian，biaoqingjinzhang：“buhaoyisibuhaoyisi，wobushiguyide，congqianjialimeiyangguomao，kenengrangtabushufule。”
wobabinglengdeshouzhihaobuliuqingditiqilewodebojing，tadeyanshenwowubishuxi。
neitian，tayeshizheiyangbinglengdeyanshenhebinglengdeyuqijugaolinxiadikanzhewoma：
“真会装。”
woqidemaozhaleqilai，zuiyeqiwaile。
xiangdaocongjintianqizaiyejianbudaowomazhinenghezheigehuainvrentongzaiyigewuyanxia，wo“miao”leyisheng，chonghuifangjian，bingxunsuyizhuazishuaishanglemen。
rensheiyenengkanchulaiwodeshengqiyuduilintingtingdebudaijian。
huanzuopingchangwomazaijia，takendingshifangxiayiqieguolaibaozhewoxixihongwo。
可是我妈不在了！
wozhinengtingjianwobazaiwaimianlenglengdiuleyiju“buyongguanta”haiyoulintingtingjiayianweilejijudeexinshengyin，suihouliangrenyiqikaishiyongcan。
**zaimenshangdunzhe，youxieweiqudimiaoleyisheng。
maomaoyemeichini，jintianyijingliangdundouwangjimaomaofangliangle，haoburongyihuilailehaidailegechounvren！
ruguowomazai，ruguowomazai——wuwuwu，tacongbuhuizuochuzheizhongwangjimaomaofangliangdeshiqingde。
dangchutingshuowomaxihuanmaomao，wobajiuquchongwudianmailewosongjita。
rujintamenfenkaile，wobeipobeiwobaliuxia，keshiwohaoxiangwoma。
turan，woshenhoudemenbeidakai，wozaidaozaidisiyangbacha。
woyanjingyiliang：“miao~”ba，nizhongyuzhidaogaijimaomaosongfanla！
dankanjianmenkouderen，woyanshenshunjianandanxiaqu。
不是我爸。
lintingtingyijiaobawochuaifeisanmiyuan，woershijindeshenzibeipozaikongzhonghualuo，feichuyigepaowuxian。
“miao！！”woqicandijiaochusheng。
lintingtingjugaolinxiadikanzhewo：
“nijiushineigejiannvrenliuxialaidemao？heng，yaobushiyaoyongniquheneigejiannvrenfenjiachan，zaojinirengle。”
woqiangrenzhetengtongpaqilaigongzheshenzi，zhongzhonghaqi：“miao！”
我妈才不是贱女人！
lintingtingyijiaojiangwocaizaidishang，woxunsuchujiyongyayaoshangtadejiao，lintingtingjiaohuaichudunshimaochulexuduoxue。
tachitongjianjiaozhe，yibatiqiwodeshenzijiangwocongtianchuangshangdiulexiaqu。
wotongdecanjiaoyisheng，jiyihuilong。
maoyousantiaoming，keshiwoyehuitonga！！
dangwobahuangzhangchongdaowomianqianbaoqiwowangyiyuanpaoshi，wotongdejiaochulaideliqiyemeiyoule。
我的记忆发散。
neiriwomadachuxue，tayeshizheiyanghuangzhangdibaozhewomachongquyiyuande。
2.
jintianbingbushiwodiyicijiandaolintingting。
yizhouqian，lintingtingwuzheduzichuxianzaiwojiabieshushuotabangwobaquwenjian，womakanzhetadedongzuo，tongweiyunfu，liangrenxiangtanshenhuan。
huoxushiyinweiwoshimaomi，lintingtingduiwobingwufangbei。woqinyankanjiantaquwanwenjian，guyijiangyigeupanfangzaishufangdezhuozishang。
dangtazouhou，womayihuodifaxianzhuoshangdeupanbingcharudiannao，limianbukanrumudehuamianyingruyanlian，womabeiqidefadou，congyizishangyundaozaidi。
“miao！！”wochongguoquyitouzhuangfeileupan。
ma！ma！xingxing！xingxing！nizenmele！
womadachuxue，wojiaojididashenghuhuan。
jietingdaobaomudianhuaganhuijiadewobamantoudahanchongjinjiamen：
“苏晚玉！”
chujiwomashenxiaxianhongdexueji，tamuziyulie，zhengbaoqiwomayaowangwaichongdedongzuoyidun。
tashuohuayiziyidun，maomaotingledouleng。
“suwanyu，nizhenhuizhuang！”
womahuisedikanzheneizhangwangrizuishuxideliancishimianmukezeng，tatongdemeiliqikaikou，gangzhangzui，jiuyunleguoqu。
“嗷呜！”
wobazenmeturanzheiyangduiwoma！zheiyangdebawohaomosheng！
wobabeiwodeshengyinjingxing，zheicaihuishenquchequleyiyuan，wochenjitiaoshangche。
womaxinglaihou，yingjietadebushiwobaqingshengxiyudeguanxin，ershiehenhendezhiwen。
tashuangmuxinghong，henhenqiazhuwomadebozi：
“nijiuzheiyangaita?shenzhibuxiguyishuaisiwomendehaizi？！”
womayuanbenzhengyaokaikouxunwendedongzuoshunjianshoulian，tashenmeyemeishuo，tajuewangdibishangneishuangbeishangtouledeyanjing，zhituchulailianggezi：
“离婚。”
neiyike，wozhidao，womadexinliananyunniangleyichangwurenkezhidefengbao，zhikexizuigaidongderenbuzhitayouduomedadejuexin。
tamianwubiaoqingdilengxiaoyisheng，haoxiangshibeiqihenle，tayibazhangluozaiwomalianshang：
“nizhenshifengle!xing，xianzaihaiziyemeile，jirannixianglihun，neiwojiumanzuni。”
wojianjiaoyisheng，feidaokongzhong，“aowu”yikouyaoshangwobadeshou。
坏男人！咬我妈！
wobachitong，yizhangjiangwoshuaifeidaoqiangshang，wohunshenshangxiahaoxiangsanjialeyiyang，womajiaojidicongchuangshangguangjiaopaoxialaibaoqiwo。
我意识昏昏沉沉。
wobamingminghewomashisuoyourenyanlizuihaodemofanfuqi——
——不！
congtadawomaneiyizhangkaishi，muyishanzaiyebushiwoba！
wolinghunchuqiaozhanzaishoushutaiqiankanjianmenwaidehuainvrenedudeyanshenwangzhebingchuangshangdewo。
taxiangrangwoqusi，yinweiwozhanyoulemuyishandezhuyili，erqiewohaishiwomahemuyishanxiangaiguodezhengming。
muyishanmanlianjiaojididuiyishengdao：
“yisheng，zheishiwoqizizuichongaidemaomi，ruguozhidaomaomaosile，tahuinanguoside。”
胡说！
kanzhemuyishanneizhangjunmeidelian，woduizhekongqiehenhen“miao”leyisheng。
zhenxiangzhualanzheizhangweishandelian！
wochangshijinruwodeshenti，quezenmeyejinbuqu，wojidezaibingchuangqiandazhuanchadiankuchulai。
mingminghaiyouliangtiaominga，zenmehuibuqule！
yishengmantoudahanquegubudeca，taliansenankandiduimuyishandao：“duibuqi，muxiansheng，womenshizaijinlile。”
shenme？wosile？！womahaimeibawodaizouni！
我瞪大了眼睛。
menwai，lintingtingpobujidaidichongjinlai，mingmingxinligaoxingsile，lianshangquezhenjingwen，maomaosile？
sishenmesi！wohaiyouyitiaomingni！wohaimeidengdaowomani！
lintingting？laidezhenghao！he！nalaibani！
woyizhuazijiuchulintingtingshuaidaoyibian，chaozhetadeshentipulejinqu。
3.
wo：“nalaibani！miao！”miaomiaomiaomiao！miao！
yishengzhenjingdikanzhewo：“mutaitai，maomishengsiyouming，ninbubirucishangxin。”
wodengdayanjingkanlekanziji。conglaiweitiyanguodeherenleiyiyangdeshengao，youshouyoujiao，liangtiaotuizhanli。
“wo，wobianchengrenla！”wojingxidao。
muyishanheyishengdoujingyadikanzhewofafeng，woxiayishiwuzhuzuiyouxieganga。
haimeishiyingbianchengrenderizi，wozheshiyouxiejidong，haozaizheishi，bingchuangshangdemaomituranxinglaidejiaoshengxiyinleliangrendezhuyili。
“喵~”
maomaokanzhewo，zhenjingdedengdayanjing。
“喵喵喵喵喵！！”
yishengmudengkoudai：“zhashile！？”
muyishanxibuzishengzoushangqianliangbu，tingdaoyishengzheihuabuyuedikanletayiyan。
yishengzizhizijideshiyanlianmangwuzui，keshichuangshangdemaomiqingxujiliedishangcuanxiatiao。
yishengshizaimeirenzhunannan。
zhidaomuyishanbawodeshentibaozoule，wohainengtingjiantazaiyuandibaisibudeqijiediwen：
“zenmehuizheiyang，mingmingyiqiyijingxianshimeiyoushengmingtizheng，zenmehuishi？haihuobengluantiaode？nandaowowuzhenle？”
haha！wohehuainvrenhuhuanleshenti！
woshenchuzhuaziwuzhuzuitouxiao，shunbianduizheyishengzhengsedao：“yisheng，wokebushimutaitai，woshimuxianshengdemishu。”
shuowan，wolianmanggenshangyijingzouchuqudemuyishan。
dengwozuozaicheshangtianzhuazixilian，queduishangqianmianhoushijinglimuyishanzhenjingdeyanshenshi，wolianmangshouqizhuazi。
zaogao，renleikebuyongtuoyexilian。
beiguanzaihangkongxianglidelintingtingyinweiwoshentibenjiuxuruo，zheihuianfenlexialai。
woxiaoxinyiyixuezhelintingtingdeyangziwen：“yishan，maomaohaihaoba，wohaoxiangyinweibeitayaoleyikouyouxiebushufu。”
muyishanlikeningzhemeitounachushoujijijiatingyishengdadianhuarangtadaizhekuangquanyimiaoguolai。
taduilintingtingkezhenhaoya。
wokanzhemuyishanlengjiaofenmingdecelian，turanxinlifachen。
kemingmingzheixiecongqiandoushiwomaduyoudedaiyu。
我妈知道吗？
kendingzhidaode，wolikekendingleziji。
guaibudeneitiantazoudeneiyangjuejue。
4.
xinghaomuyishanranglintingtingbanjinlaile。buranwoxianzaizuoweilintingting，chulezheigebieshu，naliyeburenshi。
lintingtingxinglaihoudagaiyezhidaowomenlianggehuhuanleshenti，meiciwochuxianzaitamianqiantajiujiliedimiaomiaojiao。
muyishanlengzhelianhaobuliuqingdimadao：“zhennengzhuang，heneigejiannvrenyimoyiyang！”
wolengleyixia，huranxiangdaowogangbeiwomadaihuijiashi，neishimuyishanganghewomajiehun，woqingqingzaichuangshangdagegun，taqiangrenzhejiepiduizhexingfenbuyidewomashuomaomaozhenkeai，zhiyinweiwomaxihuanmao。
douguailintingting，zheigeenvren，chazubierenhunyindedisanzhe!
wowuzhejiaohuaikaikou：“yishan，nigongsibushihaiyoushima，nixianquba，wohuizhaoguhaomaomaode。”
muyishankanzhewoshiyanshenlikehuanhelebushao，yekandechutagongsishiqingqueshihenduo。
dangxia，tadiandiantou，likezhuanshenjiuzou。
我撇撇嘴。
tashenzhimeiyoukaikouwenguowo，weishenmemaomaohuituranyaoren。taduomexiangxinlintingtingcaihuibazijidemaomifangxinjiaojita。
muyishanzhuanshenyaozoudeshihou，lintingtingjingkongdidengdayanjingkanzhewo，sakaiyazichongdaomuyishantuibian，xianggougouyiyangsisiyaozhemuyishandekuzibian。
“miao！miao！”neishengyinhuoxiangpengjianlegui。
可惜她求错了人。
muyishanzuitaoyanwotiantadedongxi，dangxia，tajinjinzhoumei，linqilintingtingdebojingbatadiuzaiyibian。
wowenroudizouguoqubaoqilintingting，qingshengxiyuanweidao：“maomaoguai，jiejiejinikaimaotiaochi。”
zailintingtingjianruidemaojiaoshengli，muyishanlikailejia。
woweixiaozhebatabaodaocesuo，guanshangmen。
zheishibieshuliweiyimeiyoujiankongdedifang。
lintingtingbeiwoduzaijiaoluo，quanshendemaojinzhangdezhaqilai，dayanjingsisididingzhewo。
我步步紧逼：
“haiganbugandamaomaole？”
“haiganbuganjirenzuoxiaosanle？”
“nishuo！nishuoa！？”
lintingtingjingkongdifuzheqiang，sitiaotuidouzhanbuwenle。
“miao！”“miao！”“miao！”buganlebuganlebuganle！
wolengxiaozhekaojin，jiuzaizheishi，menwaituranchuanlaiqicheximiedeshengyin。
baomulveweijingyadeshengyinchuanruwodeerduo：“taitai，ninhuilaile。”