《奇葩同事要买熏鸡》 小说介绍
qipatongshiyaomaixunjizheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan,zuozhehewuhushibarenwuchangjingxiehuojirenyizhongshenlinqijingdeganjue,xiaoshuozhurengongshisuyixinliqingli,jiangshulesheizhitajingranchenwobuzhuyi,zhijiebabaozhuangjichaile。haiyilianwugudikanzhewoshuo:「aiya,zheikezenmebancaihao,woyibuxiaoxinjiubatamendoujichaikaileni。」……
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qipatongshikoumenyouaizhanbianyi。
pingshiyiyuanyiwandemifandouxiangui,queyaozaigaosufuwuqumai70yuanyizhidexunji,haiyimaijiushiliangzhi。
zhiyinzheicishiwofuzejiezhang。
wokanzheshoulijinshengdesanbaiduotuanduicanyinjingfei,guoduanjujueleta。
sheizhitajingranchenwobuzhuyi,zhijiebabaozhuangjichaile。
haiyilianwugudikanzhewoshuo:「aiya,zheikezenmebancaihao,woyibuxiaoxinjiubatamendoujichaikaileni。」
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xiaozunaxialedaxiangmu,laobanjiangliwomenqudujiacunfangsong。
yilushang,dajiaxinqingyuyue,qizuibashedeliaozhetian。
「zheicilaobandafanga,gongzuoridaixindujia,gebizuxianmudebuxing。」tongshixiaozhangxingfendishuozhe。
woxiaomimidihuifudao:「zanmenzuzheicikaoheyouxiu,dajiazheiduanshijianyedouxinkule,zheishizanmenyingdedejiangli。」
「wanshangwohaiyudingledajiadouxiangchide688kaoyangtuitaocan,dajiazheiciyidingyaowandekaixina!」
zhoubianyizhenhuanhusheng,zhiyouliqinglipielepiezui。
「suyixin,zanmendecanyinyusuanshi1000kuaiqian,nijiudingle688detaocan,shengxiadeqianshixiangdutunma?」
liqinglizaiyipangkouzhezhijia,banxiaobuxiaodewendao。
我气闷不已。
6gerendujialiangtianyiye,chuquzhusuheyijingyudinghaodeyouxixiangmuwai,haiyou1000kuaiqiandecanyinjingfei。
keshizhei1000kuaiqianshizheiliangtianquanbudecanyinfei。
yuding688detaocandangjinwandewanfan,shengxia300duo,diertianshengyidianhua,haishinengkangxialaide。
zheixiedoushiwozixikaoliangguode,danshicikequebeizheiyangzhiyi。
woyuqishengyingdihuifudao:「1000decanyinyusuanshibaohanlemingtiandezaofanhewufande,bukenengbaqiandouhuazaijinwandewanfanshang。」
「womenyaoqudedifangwujiabugao,688detaocanyijingnengchidehenfengshengle。」
「dajiafangxin,canyinjingfeiwokendingbuhuidutun。」
zhoubiandeqifenyouxieningzhi,limayoutongshidayuanchang:「lijielijie,zheigeanpaihenhelia。」
「lijieyeshizhiqianbuzhidaocaihuiyouyiwende,dajiashuokailejiuhao。」
「shiashia,hehe。」dajiafenfenfuhezhe。
「heng,woqueshiburunimenxinjiehuijingdaxisuan。」liqinglifanlegebaiyandunangdao。
wolianyihei,gangyaokaikou,tayouxiaoxixidishuodao:「wojiushikaigewanxiao,nibuhuijieyiba?」
zheihuashuode,woyaoshijijiaolejiushiwobudongshile?
danwoyebuhaozaiti,zhihaochilezheigeankui。
benyiweizheijianshijiuzheimeguoqule,sheizhidaomeiguoyihuier,tayoukaishizuoyaole。
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gaosushangluguofuwuqu,dajiafenfenyaoqiuxiachezhengdun,woyegenzhexiachediaozhengyixiaxinqing。
zheishiliqinglikaoleguolai,xiangshiganggangshenmedoumeifashengyiyangwanzhulewodegebo。
wozhoulezhoumei,zhengzhaleyixia。
erliqinglifangfomeiganshoudaowodebushiyiyang,lazhewojiuwangfuwuqudechaoshizou:「xiaoxina,womenqumaidianshuiba,wokele。」
「wobuzenmeke,budasuanqumaishui,nizijiquba。」wojujuedao。
sheizhitajingranhuidao:「keshizanmendecanyinzijinbudouzainineili?nidefukuana。」
woyishijianbeiyezhule,yipingshuiyedewolaifuma?
但是好像也没毛病。
「zenme,ganggangbuhaishuocanyinjingfeibuhuidutunma?」tamizheyanjingkanzhewo,haoxiangwoyidanjujue,tajiulimajiwodashangsitungongkuandebiaoqian。
「woshishuoguo,keshishengxiadecanyinjingfeishimingtian......」wokaikoujieshi。
ertaxiangtingbudonghuayiyangzaicidaduanwo:「budutunneijiujiwomaipingshui,nishixiangrangwokesima?」
shuozhe,tajiulazhewowangchaoshizouqu。
woaobuguota,xiangzheyipingshuiyebuzhishenmeqian,zhihaogenzhetajinlechaoshi。
zhijiantagangzoujinwu,bianduizheshouyinyuanshuo:「wojintiandexiaofeidoushitamaidane~」
woganjuezheihuayoudianbutaiduijing,haimeifanyingguolai,tayijingnaqilehuojiashangdexingbake。
woyikan,30kuaiqian,kuaijiejinputongchaoshijiagede2beile。
gangxiangquantanayipingbianyide,jiujiantayanjingyiliang:「ai,keyimaizhixunjie。」
wolianmangzuzhi:「buyaoxunji,wanshangyijingyoukaoyangtuile。」
「keshizaizheilimaihuigengbianyia。」tafanbo。
「zheilishifuwuqu,zenmekenengzheilimaigengbianyi,erqiezanmenwanfanyijingdinghaole,buyongzaimaizheigele。」wonaixindijieshidao。
ketaquexiangshimeiyoutingdaoyiyang:「liangzhigouma?」shuozhejiubaliangzhixunjifangdaolegouwulanli。
wokanleyiyanjiage,yizhi70,zhijueliangyanyihei:「zheimegui,nihaimailiangzhi!」
tawusuoweidishuodao:「zheigeshizhengchangjiage,zhende,erqiezheigexunjiwanshangkeyidangxiaoyechi。」
wozhoumei,pingshiyikuaiqianyiwandemifandouxiangui,jintian70kuaiqiandexunjishuoshizhengchangjiage?
「jinwandedacanjueduinengrangnichibao,yongbushangxiaoye!」woshuozhebianbaxunjiwangwaina。
「neijiudangmingzaodezaofan。」tayibapaikailewodeshou,yilianyansudishuodao:「zheigexunjihenhaochide。」
「zhende,chiniyaojueduidexiangxinwo,woshihenhuichide。」
woshunjianxiangqiletasuoweide‘henhuichi’。
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liqinglizheigeren,yuqishuoshi‘henhuichi’,burushuoshiaizhanrenbianyi。
tagandeqipashi,duodaoshuobuqing。
youyici,yiweitongshixingchongchongdimaile5jinyangmei,zhunbeinahuijiapaoyangmeijiu。
jieguotayinjishilinshiwaichulebanxiaoshi,huilaihoufaxian,yangmeiquanmeile,zhishengyigekonghezi。
zaiqunlilianfanxunwen,quemeirenchengren。
zuihouhaishibierensixiatoulu,shiliqingliyigerenba5jinyangmeiquanchile。
haiyouyici,shiwomenbangongshideyigetongshihuaiyunhou,jingchanghuiedexinhuang,bianzibeileyixielingshiyibeibushizhixu。
jieguobeitazhidaohou,barenjiayunfuzhunbeidelingshikuxijieyikong,barenqidegouqiang。
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zhurucileideshi,shubushengshu。
xiangdaozheili,wonahaibumingbai,tazheishiyouxiangzhanbianyile,dasuanyigerenbaquanbudejingfeidouhuaguang!
womianseyilin,lianmangjujuedao:「buxing,womendecanyinjingfeizhisheng300duole,bunengsuibianzaizheililuanhua。」
「zheizenmesuanluanhuani,womenkeyidangmingtiandewufanchia。」tayilianlisuodangrandeshuodao。
「nigangganghaishuodangmingzaodezaofan!」wozhichutahualideloudong。
tayanjingyizhuan,jiaobiandao:「duia,mingtianzaoshangyizhi,zhongwuyizhi,gangganghao。」
「zhongwuyexunji,wanshangyexunji,yitianjingchixunjilema?」wozhuakuang。
ertaquehuangrandawu:「shia,bunengzhichixunji,wojuedezheigeshupianyehaochi。」
「haiyouzheigenaipizi。」shuozhe,tayouwanggouwulanlijialebushaodongxi。
「taiguile,buyaozaimaile!」jiantabutingquan,wolianmangbatanadedongxidouwanghuojiashangfang。
「wobuhuifukuande。」woanzhetadeshou,jinggaota。
jiangchizhixia,tazhongyutuoxiefanlegebaiyanshuodao:「xingbaxingba,zhenxiaoqi。」
「neiwobazheixiedoufanghuiqu,nibangwonapingkuangquanshuiba。」tachaowobeihouzhilezhi。
suiranganjuetabuhuizheimeqingyituoxie,danwohaishiweiweisonglekouqi,zhuanshentitanashui。
「nihenayige?moubaoxingbuxing?」woyibiantiaoxuanyibianwendao。
turantingjianbeihouyizhenxixisusu,wolianmangzhuanshen。
zhijiantayijingbalanzilidedongxibaozhuangdoujichaikaile,yilianwugudikanzhewo:「aiya,zheikezenmebancaihao,woyibuxiaoxinjiubatamendoujichaikaileni。」
de,zheixiazhinengfukuanle。
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woheizhelianhuidaolecheshang,taquemanliandeyi,fangfoganggangzuoleyijianduomelebuqideshi。
cheshang,dajiayijingluxufanhui,kandaowomentizhedabaoxiaobaodedongxi,haoqidiwendao:「nimenzheishimaileshenme?」
wowunaiditanlekouqi:「zheishimingtiandezaocanhewucan。」
「mingtiandezaocanhewucan?」wangjielengleyixia,jingyadifanwen:「yejiushishuozheixiedoushiyongwomendecanyinjingfeimaide?」
dajiadedouyishidaolebuduijing,fenfenchayidao:「nimenmaizheixieganshenme?mingtianwomendaoneibiankankanyoushenmechide,shuobudingbizheilibianyiduoleni?」
「shia,neixianzaicanyinjingfeihaishengduoshaoqian?」yourenzhuiwen。
「qudiaojinwandewanfanhou,haisheng34。」woyoudiannanyiqichi,danhaishirushihuifudao。
zheishi,liqinglijingranzaiyipangyaogong:「yaobushiwoyoufanghuiyigenaipizi,zheihuierqiandoubugoufule。nimenkedehaohaoganxiewoe!」
wojianzhijingdaile,zheihualihuawaideyisi,haoxiangshiwofeiyaomaizheimeduodongxiside。
dajiadelianseshunjianbiandenankanzhiji,woyixiazichenglezhongshizhide。
「canyinjingfeishidajiayiqide,nihuadeshihoujingguodajiayunxulema?」piqihuobaodewangjiezhongyurenbuzhubaofale。
xiaozhangyelianmangquanta,danhualihuawaiquemanshimaiyuan:「wangjiexiangkaidianba,jinwanduochidian,mingtiandajiayaoyiqihexibeifenglou。」
wolianmangjieshi:「zheixiedongxidoushiliqinglimaide,wogenbenlanbuzhu。」
「a,zenmehuidoushiwomaide。」
tadengzheyishuangwugudedayanjing:「niguanzheqian,meiyounidetongyiwozenmemaia?」
奇葩同事要买熏鸡