社畜小助理爆改大经纪人
《社畜小助理爆改大经纪人》 小说介绍
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第1章
chuliannanyouweilelvchanvpeiyiyanhuigangbawozachushuangzhongrenge。
yuanzhunuhou：“buzhunjiyuwolaogong！”
wowunaifue：“jiemen，woshigela......”
yuanzhukuku：“laogongshiweilewohaocaizheiyangduiwo！”
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“nizheigenaozi，jiangshichijinqudouyaotuchulai，silianainao！”
“死人啦死人啦！”
好吵......
xingguolaideshihouzhoubiandouluanzaozaode。
womodaoetoushangniannianhuhudeyetishixuecaiyishidaobuduijing。
buduia，womingmingzaijiyirentiaoshangtaideyifulaizhe。
henkuaiwojiuyishidao，wozhoubianhuanjing，rendoushishimoshengde。
“yiyi，duibuqi，wobuxiaoxinshouhuale......”
yigenanren，zhangdehaixing。
buguohenkuaiwojiugaomingbaile，tajiaobiandeyanhuigangshanghaidaizhexue。
不会砸的就是我吧？
“shinizadewoduiba？”
zheimeduorenweiguanhaimeiyigeshanglaijiwodigezhide。
“mafanbangwobaogejing。”
weiguanderenhenkuaijiuxiangyingwodeqingqiule。
neigenanrenturanzhuazhuwodeshouyanshenbiandexionghen。
“tangzhiyi，niganbaojingluanshuohuawojiu......”
turantayouhuanlegekeliandebiaoqing。
“yiyi，nibiebaojing，wocuole，nibiezheiyangduilaogonghaobuhao。”
wokuaioule，mangchouchushou。
“shenmelaogong？mingmingshifanzuixianyiren。”
“guyishanghaizui，wojideshipansannianyixiaba。”
gongzuozheimeduonianyudaozheizhongshiqingwoyeshinengcongrongyingduile。
zhijiebeizabaotouhaishidiyici。
“jiejie，jiangqinggegeyoubushiguyide，nijiubunengyuanliangtama。”
yigedabandehenqingchundenvshengzhanchulai，wojuedetingfuhelvchanvpeixingxiangde。
wodenaozilituranshanguotaheneigenanrenjiwendehuamian。
“他是你男人？”
女人一噎。
“jiejienishuoshenmeni？gangganghainaosinaohuoshuowoqiangninanpengyou。”
e，suoyishuozheigejiangqingshiwonanpengyou，zheigenvpeigenwonanpengyoujiwenbeiwozhuajian，ranhounandenaoxiuchengnubawobaotoule。
haizhenshiyinuchongguanweihongyanha。
我懒得跟他们多说。
jingchahenkuailaile，jiaojiangqingdenanrenyilianbukezhixindihouzheyibianbeijingchashushuliantuodaizhuaidaizoule。
“tangzhiyi！nizenmegan！”
wozaibingfanglitangdehaohaode，turanshentiliyoumaochugeshengyin。
“nibawolaogongzenmele！”
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我天，吓我一跳。
人格分裂了。
danshimuqianshiwokongzhizhezheigeshenti。
“neigeyongyanhuigangzawodenande？”
“被警察带走了。”
lingwaiyigeshengyintingqilaihenbengkui。
“nizenmekeyizheimeduiwoqinqinlaogong！”
“zheiyangduitayingxianghenbuhaode！”
“bushi，jiemen，tadouneimeduinile。”
“taweilebiedenvren，nayanhuigangbanizachengzheiyangle。”
zheigeshentideyuanzhunaozishiyoushenmemaobingma？
“wobuguan！nikuaidianqubawolaogongjiuchulai！”
原主真的很吵。
suoyidianhuaxianglexujiu，yaobushigebichuangbingyoudetixingwodoubuzhidaojie。
mingmingwoduidianhua**henmingan。
shoujilaidianxianshizheshi“ma”
woxiangdoumeixiangzhijieguadiao。
ganganjingyixiadeyuanzhuyouchaoqilai。
“nizenmeganguatadianhua！”
“怎么办怎么办！”
yuanzhushengyinhenbengkui，guagedianhuagenyaotadiaoxiuyiyangtongku。
“bushi，woqingwenzhiyuma。”
“woconglaidoubuganguawomadianhua，niyaohaisiwole！”
dianhuayoudaguolai，poyouyizhongwobujiejiuduominglianhuancalldejiashi。
“nixianjieba，wobuganting，xianyunyihui。”
原主安静了。
dianhuayijietong，duimiandeshengyinjiurangwoxiangdaojiansuankebosigezi。
“lebuqia，qugedachengshichibangyingle，douganguawodianhuale。”
“nidizheigeyuexiangmaigeshenmesiweiqu，daqianguolai！”
woraoyouxingqutingzheduimiantaotaobujuebianmabaiyanlangmeixinganbiantiyaoqiu。
zhongnanqingnvdejia，kebodema，meiyongdedi，fudideta。
yuanzhuhaizhenshicaiyiduilei。
aiqibuxingnuqibuzhenga。
“wei，ninverganggangbeirenzalenaodai，doujinyiyuanle。”
“e。peichangjinyoumeiyou？duoyaodian，jinidizanzhemaihunfang。”
zheishiyigedangmadenengshuochulaidehua？
wozhibuzhufanbaiyan，zheibadiduanexinju。
gualedianhuayuanzhuyouchulaile。
“niyihuibakalideqiandaguoquba，jizijiliudian。”
tadeshengyinyouxiewukenaihe。
“haiyou，rangwolaogongchulaiba，burantahuidiaofende。”
“haiyoubuzhunjiyuwolaogong！”
yuanzhudefayanwoshushishizhenjing。
“buhaoyisi，woshigela......”
yuanzhuchenmo，turanbaohou“neinibuhuixihuanshangwentingba！”
jiyigaosuwo，wentingjiushineigezhangdehenxianglvchanvpeide。
“wozhishiquxiangbuyiyang，bushijibuzeshihuangbuzelu！”
“bushi，nidoubeilvle，zheihaibufen？”
“doushineigewentinggouyindeaqingma。”
shuozhe，wentingzhendelaiyiyuanle，wohenquedingtabushihaoxinlaikanwo。
tayilaibashoujishuaiwolianshang，“kanbuchulaiani，beizachengzheiyanghainenggaozheixiezangshouduan。”
shoujishangheranxiezhenanwanghongweiqingrennushangyuanpeidecitiao。
peitushiwentingtiaoxindikanzhedishanglangbeidewo，jiangqingwucuodizhuazheyanhuigang，renqunluanhonghongdechangjing。
tixingwole，wangleshoushinile。
wentinghaizaishuo，minglingdeyuqirangrenbushuang。
“qugenjingchashuosile，kuaiquwangshangjiwochengqing！yingxiangwojinwanzhibowogennimeiwan！”
tahoumiandehuajihukuaipoyin。
wochaleyixiatadezhanghaoshijiwanfendevlogbozhu，rensheshireaishenghuodeqingchunxiaomeinv。
“reaishenghuo？reaidaobierenjiananpengyoushenshangqu。”
yuanzhushoujiliwofanchulezaoxieriqidechuguizhengju。
wowenyuanzhuzenmebupuguang，yuanzhukujijidishuopananpengyoulikaita，jiwogaochenmole。
wohenshideyidekanleyanzaiyibiandengwochengqingdewenting，dakaishejiaoruanjian，kaishibianji。
“henbaoqianzhanyonggonggongziyuan，woshiwanghongjiangqingtanleqiniandenvpengyou，lianaiqijianjiangqingduocichuguiwanghongwenting，youyuyunanyouyouqiniandeganqing，benrenduocixuanzeyuanliang，liangrenquedecunjinchi......”
dangxiadeyulunshifenyouliyuwo，zuoweiyigezishenliuliangxiutanzhe，zenmenengbubawozheicijihuini。
“jizhuwo，nizheibeizinengshoudaozuiduodeguanzhudoushibaiwosuoci。”
zaitayihuodemuguangxia，wobaishourangtahuiqudengxiaoxi。
wozaibingfanglimiandedaolezhiyeshengyayilaishaoyoudexiuxishijian。
wohaozhengyixiadikanzhedianshilideyulexinwen，
dianshilizhuangrongjingzhidenvxingwanzhedadaoyandebeitiantiandichaojingtouxiao。
我却笑不出来了。
zouchubingfang，wojipodibotongtadesirenhaoma。
mingmingwomenganggangyuehaoyiqiguosanzhounianjinianri，erxianzai，womomingqimiaopaodaobierenshentili。
而她......
“喂，你好？”
tawenroudeshengyinlihaidaizhexiequeyue。
“佑佑。”
nvshengturanbiandejicu：“nishishei？”
wochenmolebanshang，tingzheliyouzaidianhuaneitoubutingdifanwen。
zuihouzhishiqingqingdihuita：“zhunixingfu。”
3.
“kanbanibuyegenwoyiyang！”
yuanzhudeshengyintingqilaiyouxieqingxing，womendouzaiyigeshentili，womennengqingxidiganshoudaobicideqingxuqifu。
“dui，suoyiwoyaoqurangninanpengyouchulaile。”
woshuodechulaishizhisile，duifangpeichangshiwan。
jiangqingyitingzheigeshuzhijiechengdizhanqilai。
“tangzhiyinixiangqianxiangfengle？”
“buyuanyisuanle，neinijiuhaohaozailaolidunzheba。”
yuanzhushizaitaiqiongle，zheimeduonianzhidangxiaozhulinazhebugousaiyafengdegongzihaiyaofenjixixuedejiaren。
“tuowodefudainishangresoule，buxiangzaodianchuqukankan？”
jiangqingyaoyabiaoqingzhengning，yuanbenhaokandelianyebiandeniuqule。
“我给。”
tadeyanjinglidoushibuganxin。
“bujieshoufenqiwo，yinizheimeduoniandejixu，shiwanhaishinadechulaideba。”
“wojinggaonia！buzhunzaibiwolaogongle，woyaohejie！”
yuanzhushebudenanpengyou，wanglezijizenmebeiyigangzizachuqiaole。
“nizheigenaozi，jiangshichijinqudouyaotuchulai，silianainao。”
hejiejinmeishoudaoduojiu，yuanzhutamajiudadianhuaguolaile。
dajigewoguajige，zuihoufanlezhijiebashoujiguanjile。
buyongxiangdouzhidao，shineigejiangqingjianbudewohao，bazheishigaosurenjiale。
wohaishixiaoqiaoleqianduiyuanzhujiarendexiyinli。
yitiannei，yuanzhutamazhijieshadaoyiyuan。
yuanbenwoshiburenshide，danshineigejiansuankebodenvrenzairenqunliyixiabuzhuodaowo。
neizhongxiangkanqianyiyangtanlandeyanshen，wodouxiangrangtaquzuoyixiawoshouliyanyuandeyishuzhidaole。
“qianni？bushirangnibaqiandaguolai？”
tashenshouxiangwangwotoushanghao，wokankanduoguo。
hezheizhongrenjiaoshouzuiexinle，shouduanhexiaxiandoudeladi。
zaiyiyuandatingwozhijieguizaidishangkaishihao。
“没天理啦！”
“womingkua，bawoshengxialainimencongmeiguanguowo，woshoushangyebulaikanwo，yitingshuowoyouqianlejiulaiqiang，haiyoumeiyoutianlia？nimenbisiwosuanle！”
yuanbenanjingyansudedatingyixiabiandegencaishichangyiyang。
neinvrenmeiliaodaowozhijieyongletadezhao，woyijingbushiyuanzhule。
tamachuxiandeshihouyuanzhuzhijieheyunguoqule，wozhinengzijijinqingfahuile。
womeidiemeimade，meiyouqinqingzheizhongshanqingdegainian。
suoyiduiwolaishuojiushigemafandiandewuliqunaolaotaipo。
wuliaoxujiudebinghuanyeweileshanglai，kandaowochanzhebengdaidenaomen，canbaidechunsezaikankannvrenxinghongdezuichun，feiyangdeyanjiao。
sheishishouhaizheyijinghenfenmingle。
wojixuwuwukuqilai，rexinweiguanqunzhongkaishitiwoshuohua，danshihenkuaidoubeiyiwurenyuanqusan。
wobaozhehushijiejiedetui。
“jiejiejiujiuwo，nimenrangwogentadaizaiyiqi，tahuidasiwode！”
wozaidatinglifafeng，baneigenvrenhededouwangleyuanbendelaiyi。
hushijiejierenhenhao，shuowojingshenbuwending，xuyaogeli。
wozijidaiyigebingfanghaitingshuang，danshiwobunengdaitaijiu。
liyongzaiyiyuanxiuyangdeshijian，wogaoqingchulezijidechujing。
wozijiyuanbendeshentijuranjiuzaitongyijiayiyuan。
yuanbendeshentihunmizhe，jutiyuanyinbuxiang。
“youyou，nilaidangwodejianhurenba，yihounijiushiwodejiaren。”
“阿意，我爱你。”
womendangbicidehoudun，zaixinlijiaocuideshihouhuxiangtianshishangkou。
xianzaiwodeshentizaizhongzhengjianhushilihunmibuxing，tashunlichengzhangjieguanlewoshouxiadeyiren。
“womameibanizenmeyangba？”
原主终于醒过来了。