大师姐她摆烂了
《大师姐她摆烂了》 小说介绍
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第一章
我做了个梦。
mengjianwosuozaideshijiejuranshigehuabenxiaoshuo，jiaoqiaokeaishenshikebeidexiaoshimeishinvzhu。
erwozeshineigechuchutongtazuodui，zuihouxiuweijingfei，jingmaicunduandeedunvpei。
于是，我摆烂了。
zongmenshiwuwobuguan，zongmendahuiwobuqu。
zongmenbeiyijianjianjimaoxiaoshiraodejifeigoutiao，jiulianyixiangwenhehuopodexiaoshimeidouluchuleyuanbendezhenmianmu。
zongmendiziguiqiuwochuguanzhulizongmenshiwu，ketamenlaiwanleyibu。
因为——我飞升了！
1.
woguizaizhangxudianshang，shilefashudejiebianyixiaxiawangwodeshenshangchouqu，meiyixiadouxuerouhengfei。
jibianxiaquwodelianshangjihuhaowuxuese，zhipingzheyikouqitingzhejibeibukenkaikouqiurao。
“shuyu，nikezhicuo！”
shifumolifushouerliyuqilinlie，tadeshenbianhaiwoshoujiebianbiandadezuikuihuoshou，xiaoshimeibaixianxianzhengniezhepazijiaodididelachezheshizundeyixiutiku，aiqiuzheshizuntingshou。
neiyishengshengdeaiqiubingmeiyouhuanlaimolidexinruan，daoshikuaibashenbianjiweishixiongdidexinkusuile。
“shimeimoyaozaikule，niyuanbianbushiguyide，ruobushitadeshuhu，zenhuihaidezhongweidizizhici。”
“tadouzheibanduinile，niyouhebitongtaqiuqing。”
shuozheihuaderenshiershidisongxiao，taxintengdeqinghongzhebaixianxiankanxiangwodemuguangzhizhongquejieshidanmo。
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“仙仙不怪你的。”
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“shuyu，wozaiwenniyibian，nikezhizui!”
molizaicikaikou，qinglengdeshengyinzhizhongxianrandaishanglejifenbunai。
“dizibuzhi，diziwuzui！”
woyaozheyashuozhegengjiatingzhijibei，jinyaoyaguanyiziyidun，meiyigezidouxiangshisihou。
shiqingdeqiyinyaozhuisuzaibanyueqian。
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wojiangliliandedizifenweiliangdui，yiduiyouwoqinzidailing，yiduizeyoulingyiweizhujiqideshididaidui。
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“nixiaoshimeiganggangyinqirutimeiyoubanyue，nijingjiangtayirenpaozaiyaomosuishidouyoukenengqinrudecunzhuangzhizhong。”
“nikeyouxiangguo，wanyijiejieshiling，yaomochuangrunixiaoshimeiyingdangruhedikang！”
“nizheishiyaohaisita！”
zheibanbuguanbugudiandaoheibaidehuayujihurangwodaweizhenjing，neijiejieshiwoteyibuxia，zhiyaoyouyaomochuangrubianhuilikebeijiejiekunzhu，zaiyouanzangzaicunneidedizijisha。
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kesheizhi，tabianzhenzijirelemafan！
wodangjibianyaobianjie，kepianpianbenzuizhuoshezaijiashangbaixianxianzaiyipangkudelihuadaiyu，jijukansiwuyishizeguyideyindao，likebianjiwoanshangleyigekanguanbuzhou，zuoweizongmendashijiejiaodaobulidezuiming。
erzheiyiqiedezuikuihuoshou，zebeishizunjijuqingpiaopiaodexiacizhuyi，yijudaiguo。
wojuburenzui，bianzhaolaileshizundezefa。
整整两百鞭！
baixianxianhaizaiyipangkusuweiwoqiurao，kewobuxiangxintabuzhidao，shizunxianglaibutingrenquan，tazixugongzhengshuoyibuer。
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“shuyu，nirucizhimibuwu，benzunbianfaniguizaitianleizhupang，shoutianleijida，zhidaonirencuoweizhi！”
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wobeibangzaitianleizhuzhishang，tahuishouwuqingyinlaitianlei，yixiaxiapizaiwodeshenshang。
tianleizhuxia，zhongdizishensegeyi，youdedixiatouqubuganhangsheng，yeyoudekanzhewodeyanzhongmanshixingzailehuo，xiangshiwozaojiugaishoucileiji。
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nandao，zhishiyinweitashizheishijiesuoweidenvzhu！
tianleizhuxia，molizaicikaikouxunwenwokezhicuo。
erwochaozhetaqicanyixiao，chaozhezheicangtiannuhou：
“我无错！”
zhuaner，liangyanyihei，hundaozaizheigunguntianleizhixia！
wangyouqingchunranshangliuniandianping：benshuzuozhewenxuegongdishenhou，benshuyuyanyoumei，luojisiweiqiang，kanlebushaozheileixiaoshuo，《dashijietabailanle》shiwojuedexiedezuihaodeyibenxiaoshuo，xiezuoyoudajiafengfan，xiwangzuozhejinkuaigengxin
wangyouyanqinghuandianping：haokan，zhuilehaojiu，kandeyubabuneng。limianderenwugeyoutese，zhishangqingshangdouhaogaoa，qidaipaichengdianshiju。