西方神慌了，他把天庭挖出来了！
《西方神慌了，他把天庭挖出来了！》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaosuyuyunxianerdexiaoshuoshi《xifangshenhuangle，tabatiantingwachulaile！》，shizuozhemiaomiaozhongshusuobianxiedexuanhuanxiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：tamenshentingkeshishijiediyidazuzhi，jinrijingranbeiyigexiaoguimoheile!“wojianyiquxiaotadeshentingxueyuanzige，nimenkanruhe?”shentingyiminggongzuorenyuanshuodao。……...
《西方神慌了，他把天庭挖出来了！》 第5章 碾压传道士 免费试读
“呵呵，我可以裸奔，但这尊猴子绝对没有神王奥丁强大，你必须当众学狗叫，我才裸奔!”
tianzhongxingnaoziyizhuan，hudedashengshuodao。
suyuyaoyaotou，zheijiahuomingxianjiushibuxianglvxingchengnuo，“nikeyaosikaohao，ruguonidangzhongweiyue，shentingxueyuanyinggaibuhuiluquyigexinyudoumeiyoudejiahuoba。
shimianzizhongyao，haishiweilaizhongyao，zheijiuyaonizijixuanzele。”
tianzhongxingmiansenankan，rujindetaqihunanxia，tawanwanmeixiangdaosuyuzhendenenggouhuhuanshenming，chengweishenzhizi。
“dongfangzaiyicichuxianshenmingle!!!zhongyubushixifangyizhiduxiu，wodongfangyeyouqiangdadeshenming!”taixiadelaozhejidongdedahou，shentimengdizhanqi。
哈哈哈!!
东方有神!!!
哼!!
yishenglenghengzaisuyuxinzhongzhakai，xiongkoubujinyimen，zuilifantian。
suyuwuzhezijidexiongkou，taitoukanxiangshengyindelaiyuan。
正是神庭传道士!
shentingchuandaoshimianseningzhong，huanhuanzoudaosuyumianqian，shenshangbushiyouxuanfengchansheng，baisedeshenpaopiaofuerqi。
“shaonian，nikeyuanjiaruwoshenting?wokeyifuyunishentingshenzhizidechengwei，weilaichengweishentingyiyuandajiang，yirenzhixiawanrenzhishang!”
suyuyanshenjianding，sisidedingzheyanqiandechuandaoshi，“wobuyuan!”
ganggangshentingchuandaoshidexingjingrangtapoweibuchi，dayibangzijigetianzao，takeshiyigechengnianren，zenmehuikanbuchuan!
“nisuohuhuandeshenming，naishishenwangaodingzuoxiazhushenzhiyi，shibeioushenming，nibujiarushenting，genbenwufawanquanfahuichuzheiyifenliliang。”shentingchuandaoshizhengzhongdeshuodao。
ruguobushisuyuzhixiaoqitiandashengsunwukongdelaili，zhibudingbeihuyouguoqu。
zheijiahuozhengzheyanshuoxiahua，bingqiehaimanlianzhending。
轰轰!!!!
轰!!!
qitiandashengdeshenxiangturanshenguangbaozhang，kongbudeweiyajianglin，zaichangdesuoyourenbeipodixiatou，buganzhishiqitiandashengsunwukong。
这是神威降世!
ruguoqiangxingdikang，zhihuijiadashenshangdeyali。
zheiguweiyaxianranshichongzhechuandaoshierlai，shenweiganggangjianglin，chuandaoshiyikouxuemengdipenchu，shentibeiyazaidimian，bingqieliduhaizaibuduanjiada。
dimiankaishiguilie，zhouzaoderendouzhenjingwubi，zheigegaotaikeshiyongqinggangshidazaode，yingdushangnenggoudidangdaodandexiji。
“qitiandashengshidongfangshenming，nizailuanshuo，xiacidechengfakenengjiubushizheimejiandanle。”
suyudehuaxiangqi，taixiayipianjijing，ganggangtamenyebuganxiangxinzheishizhende，yinweixifangdedaliguchuixia，dongfangwushenyijingxingchengyigegainian，
我不信!
胡说!
chuandaoshifennudahou，xiayike，qitiandashengsunwukongdeshenxiangshenguangbaozhang，tiankongchuxianpianpianwuyun。
轰轰!!!
shuitongcudeleitingluoxia，daizhekongbudeweinengluozaiaodingchuandaoshishenshang，jiangtadeshenquzhakai。
xuerousijian，yuanbenyiqifengfadechuandaoshihuaweihuijin，yongyuanxiaoshizaizheigeshijieshang。
taixiadahuaguoguanfangderenmengdizhanqishen，jidonggaohu，zheneryulongdeshengyinxiangcheda，tianshangdefeiniaodoubeijingdao，huangzhangdetaocuan。
“wodongfangyoushen!!dongfangyoushen!!”
“qitiandashengsunwukong!neishiwodongfangdeshen!”
“hahaha!qiannianle!shangqiannianle!dongfangzhongyuchuxianshenmingle!wodahuaguoyeyoushenzhizi!”
tingzhetaixiadehuanhusheng，tianzhongxingmiansenankan，chuandaoshiganggangxunuojitajinrushentingxueyuan，zhuanyanjiusiqu，neitahainengjinshentingxueyuanma?
“hehe，nixianzaishibushiyinggailuobenxuegoujiao?qitiandashengsunwukongdeshenxiangjianglinmieshachuandaoshiyijingchengweidingju，ninandaohaiyaojiaobian?”
tianzhongxingzhanghonglelian，danxinzhongquebuyuanyi，taqingqingyipie，jiandaozhibojianrenshuyijingyoushangbaiwanren。
neiminghuanghuangdeshuzirangtatuique。
“neiyebunengzhengmingqitiandashengbishenwangaodingqiangda!”
“ruguoaodingbiqitiandashengqiangda，neitaweihebuzuzhiqitiandashengdeshenxiang?renpingqitiandashengjishachuandaoshi?”
对对对!!
taixiawushurendouqiqidahou，“lvxingchengnuo!luobenxuegoujiao!”
zhibojianneiyekaishishuaping，pingmushangquanbuluobenxuegoujiao，tianzhongxingwuzhudekanxiangzijilaoshi。
laoshiwunaideyaotou，tanaliyoubanfa，rujinwushurendouzaikantianzhongxing，ruguosuyumeiyouhuanchushenming，yiqiedoumeiyouwenti。
kexianzaibutongle，suyuhuanchudongfangshenming，dapoqiannianlaidongfangwushendegainian，bingqiezhibojianshangbaiwanrendouyizhixiao，suyushengwangzaizheiyikedadaodianfeng。
“zhongxing，lvxingnuoyanba，suyushiwoguoweiyideshenzhizi，ruguoniweibeinuoyan，dahuaguosuoyoudedaxuedoubuhuiyaonide，qitadaxueyeyaokaolvshoubushouni，weilezijideweilai。”
tianzhongxingmianseyihei，fangfoyikuaimeitan，naohaifangun，buduansikaolibi。
zuizhongtianzhongxingtuoxiayifu，xuanzelequfu，yinweidaxueshizaitaiguozhongyao，ruguobuqushangdaxue，henduogongfahejinengdouwufaxuedaoshou，weilaibidingchengweiyigefeiwu。
汪汪汪!!
suyujiantianzhongxingdangzhongchuchoumeiyouyisikelian，yinweiyiqiedoushitianzhongxingzizhaode，ruguotabulairesuyu，nalihuiyouyanqianzheiyimu。
ertaxueluobenxuegoujiaodeyimubeibofangzaiwangshang，yinqixuanrandabo。
taixiadexiaonvhaiyeshuangshouwuyan，miansexiuhong，ruoshizixiguancha，biannengkandaotamenshouzhijianyouhendadefengxi。
zairujin，dabufenrenyijingmeiyoulesuoweidemengdongqi，yinweiwangluoshangyijingbuxianzhizheixie，genghekuangzheilidoushishibajiudeshaonianshaonv。
duiyuneixieshiqingzaojiumingbai，zhibuguoshixiangzhengyiyidedongzuobale。
“zheijiushishentingweilaidexuezi?jingranluobenxuegoujiao，hahaha!!”
“shijiediyixueyuandetianzhijiaozi，jingranzhiboxuegoujiao，woyaoluping，zhizuochengshipinfachuqu。”
“shentingxuexiaoyeyoujintiana!!haha，zhenxiangkankanshentingxueyuanxueshengdelianse，yidinghenjingcaiba。”
zhibojianyijingzhakaiguo，gezhongchaoxiaodeyanlunfachu，wulunshiheshiheniandai，choufuxinlijueduibuhuibiande。
tianzhongxingjuexingsiwangzhifeng，zheishiaodingliangdayuansuliliangzhiyi，gongjilishangsuiranburuaodingshenlei，danqitafangmiandezuoyongbushao。
zheizhongtianfu，yijingshiwanzhongwuyi，tiancaidechouxiang，ziranyinlaiyiqunheifen。
tianzhongxingmiansenankan，wujindequruyongshangxintou，zaixuewangoujiaohou，xunsuchuanhaoyifu，dasuanliqu。
taixiashentingdeqitarenyuanjiantianzhongxingbianxianrucibukan，doumianseyihei，etoumaochuheixian。
tamenshentingkeshishijiediyidazuzhi，jinrijingranbeiyigexiaoguimoheile!
“wojianyiquxiaotadeshentingxueyuanzige，nimenkanruhe?”shentingyiminggongzuorenyuanshuodao。
好好!
dequegaichuqutadezige!zheijiahuobupeichengweishentingxueyuandeyiyuan!
“woxuanbu!quxiaotianzhongxingshentingxueyuanderuxuezige!bingyongbuluyong!”shentingrenyuanzhanqishen，gaoshenghuhan。
tianzhongxingwenyanmengdizhuantou，buganzhixindewangxiangshentingrenyuan。
tajiushipashentingbujieshouyigewuchixiaoren，caipaoqizunyan，ganzheiwuchizhishide!
danrujinshentingjingranyaopaoqita!
“bubu!nimenbunengpaoqiwo!wokeshihuodeleaodingcifuderen!!!zhiqiandechuandaoshidarenkeshidayingwole!”tianzhongxingdashenghuhanzhe。
danxianshihencanku，shentingdegongzuorenyuanlenglengyixiao，meiyouyisiganqing，“keshitayijingsile，tadehuabuzuoshu!”
“bububu!!”tianzhongxingguidaozaidi，qiqiuzheshentingrenyuan。
taixiadahuaguodelaozheyanedekanxiangta，sishixianqidebaishou，“shentingbuyaodeqizi，dahuaguoyebuyao，wodaibiaoyanhuangxueyuan，yongyuanbudeluyong!”
tianzhongxingruzaoleipi，yanshenkongdong，wuzhudewangxiangguangmingjiaotingderenyuan。
guangmingjiaotingrenyuanzuijiaoshangyang，ganggangtianzhongxingjujuejiarujiaoting，xianrujinjingranwangxiangjiaru?
jiaotingkeshishijiedierdazuzhi，guangmingxueyuanyeshishijiedierxueyuan，aoqiziranshiyoude。
“guangmingjiaotingconglaibuyanggou。”
tianzhongxingwenyanmianruosihui，huanghujianzouxiatai，beiyingshihunluopo，bufuzhiqianneixiaozhangbahudexingxiang。
“hahaha!yuge，zheigejiahuozhongyudedaobaofule!wozhiqianjiukantabushunyan，jingranganchaofengni，dangchuhaizuzhiniduisongnvshendebiaobai，shizaikee!”xiaopangzijieruchou，hahadaxiao。
宋女神?
那是谁?
suyuyoudianmeng，zheifushentideyuanzhuren，daodiganguoshenme?
tazixisousuozhejiyi，yuanzhurenliuxiadejiyihenluan，xuyaosuyuzijixixinzhengli。
jingguoliangjiudechazhao，suyuzhongyuzhaodaoneiyiduanjiyi。
kanwanzheiduanjiyihou，suyubujinkuxiao，zheigeshentideyuanzhurenjingranhaicengjingshiyigebeiweidebeitai。
lingyigaodengxueyuanliyousandaxiaohua，meiyiweidouyangmaochuzhong，liyaqunhua，zaishuqianxueshenglituoyingerchu。
erxiaopangzisuoshuodesongnvshenjiushiqizhongzhiyi，beichengzuotianshengmotedenvzi，rujinnianfangshiba，yimiqiwudegetou，shencaibilihenshiwanmei。
zaixuexiaoliyouzheshangbaidezhuiqiuzhe，eryuansuyujiushiqizhongzhiyi，bingqiebeimidewuhunsansu，meitianmimihuhude，jiuweikanyiyansongnvshen，nenggouzaixuexiaodamenchudengdaisangexiaoshi。
wangyouzhishangyigengxindianping：《xifangshenhuangle，tabatiantingwachulaile！》zheibenxiaoshuoxiedehennaikan，zuozhedenenglihenqiang，nengxiechushikongkuayuerucizhida，renwuzhubuchengzhanglichengdexizhimiaoshu，xiangzhendeyiyang，rangrenhenxiangkanxiaqu。xiexiezuozhe！！
wangyoujiewoshudeqidianping：miaomiaozhongshudewenbitinghao，yibenzhengjingyufengquyoumobingcun，juqingmailuoqingxi， nengrangwoyouxingquchenjinjinshuliwajue。