天崩开局！我在阴曹地府捡破烂
《天崩开局！我在阴曹地府捡破烂》 小说介绍
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沈静舟重活了四世。
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niyaoqugenkerenjieshishuoneishiyinweidaohangshangkandaolingwaiyitiaodaoyizhibiaohonga。
yishangzhishiganggangdagongkaishishidegebieanli。
shenjingzhouhenkuaishiyinglezheigehuanjing，lianjiuchuleyishenjianrenshuorenhua，jianguishuoguihuadebenling，erqietashangyishihaishixiangshengyanyuanni，meishenmetianshitaliaobulaide。
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ei？woshitaileile？gongshangma？budui，wojianzhidedifanggenbenbuhuijiwojiaorenshenyiwaixian，wosilesuanwozijide……
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tamayeshi，neigezhihuozaitatongniandemama，yinweitababudanqionghaizadongxi，bishangjishigengkuaiyinianlitamenerqu。
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当保安。
dangranbushixuyaohenxinkumeitianzhanzhedebaoan，yebuyongriyediaoxiu，tashiqugaoduanshangchangzuoyimingyoushouhaoxian，pingshimeishenmeshisansanbu，zaigaodabolichuanglimianhainengshaidaowaimiantaiyangdegaojibaoan，suchengxunchagang。
gongzuoneirongjiushikanhuhaoshangchanggecengxiuxiquneilidemingguianmoyi（shafa），yitaishiwanqibuanfangjinlaideneizhong。
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……
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buduoshichuanlaitiemenbeikaiqideshengyin，bagenlaolinjudapaihuilaile？
shenjingzhouhuilezijifangjian，meiyouzuosheng。
meiguoyihuier，balaiqiaomenle。
“jingjing，niyinxingkashibushiwangzaibafangjianlile？guizhongdongxi，zijiyaobaoguanhaoe。”
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shenbadaduantadehuashuo：“e，duia，mingtianshijingjingnideshengria，deduomaidianhaocai！zuodacan！”
沈静舟：“……”
shenbajixushuo：“mingtiannishengri，jidianxiabana？gongsihuiyoufulijiarangnizaofangma？”
“meiyou，baninxiangduole，haishilaoshijianxiaban。”
shenjingzhoujiujieleyihuier，zuizhongmeinengshuochumingtiantabuxiangzaijiachifandehua。
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kanyangzi，jintianzheikashisongbuchuqule。
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yibuxiaoxinyebafangzaipangbiandeshoujipingmujizhuangliangle。
xianzaishibanye0dian01fen。
bushiba？siwangriqitiqianle？yanwangyesuanhaorizipobujidaiyaozaoyitianshoutale？
tadaomeiyoushenmeyiyuan，zhishi……
shaohuoyitian，tahaishijuedexinliwanfenweiqu，qianmiandiannaoliwande【elingfushen】tahaiyousanzhoumudezuihouyiguandabossmeilaidejidadiaoni，teyiliudaomingtianjizijidangzuihoudewancande，zaozhidaozheiyang……
youbudeshenjingzhouzaiduoxiangle，tadeyizhiliantongtadeshenti，yiqibeidaijinlemougeyishijie。
……
shenjingzhouzhengzhacongnidilipaqilai。
wanshang？jiaowai？zheishishenmeqiguaidedifang。
kanshashadoukanbuqingchu，zhiyouyueguangxiangdouziyiyangsaxialaiyidianguangliang。
mingmingshiwanshangtaquehaoxiangnengganshoudaozhouweidoushiwu，sanmizhineiyinggaishirenchubufende。
zheijiushiyincaodifua？weishenmetameiyoushangyishilaiguodejiyi？
shenjingzhouhaixiangwangqianmianzouliangbu，canguanxiazheinandede“jingzhi”，dantadejiaoshenmeshihouyoushenxiandaonidiliqule，badoubabuchulai。
好在没有继续下沉。
shenjingzhoulaibujisongkouqi，yigexiangshiguitongziyiyangtianzhenyoudaidianxipideshengyin，zaitanaozilixiangqilai。
“gongxiwanjiashenjingzhouyouyicihuodecansaizige，qianjilun，wokannilianmeijiedoumeizhaodao，nanguaibisaikaitoujiushule，xixixixi。”
“a？”shenmecansai？meijieyoushishenmedongxi，shenjingzhoucishidiyicihouhuitazheiyishimeiyouhaohaodushu，guitongzishuodehuatadoutingbudong。
danduiyuelingyushengjulaidekongburangtawenbuchukou，qimameiyoubanfamashangquzhiwenzheilidaodishishenmedifang？weishenmerangtalaizheili。
guitongzidehuanxiangbiyidixiaoleyixia，shenjingzhoushenmedoukanbudao。
zhinengtingdaoyifugaogaozaishangdeshengyin：“jintianzhishirangnitiqianlaishuxiyixiahuanjing，bisaimingtiancaikaishini，duile，nikeyichenghuwoweixitong，suiranshizuoweinidexitong，danjibulenishenmeshizhixingdebangzhu，nizuihaoziqiuduofu。”
“shen、shenmeleixingdebisaia？”
yanqiandeshijiezheimeguiyizheimechongmanxuanhuan，youbudetazhiyizhenjia。
renjiakenengshishenshigui，zhiyoutashiroutifantai，zhenbanshangtaobudiaodeyu。
jiranzhidaorenjiabuhuineimeqingyifangguota，neiwenwenshenmebisai，bishenmezongxingba？
guitongzidiujitayiju：“nimingtianjiuzhidaola，niqianjishibudouzaineilisidiaode，wangla？xixixixi。”
landezaihesuishihuisiqudepaohuiwanjiaduihua，guitongzizhijiejiangtaroushenpaiyun。
xiayimiao，shenjingzhoudahanlinlidicongchuangshangzuoqilai，zheitoushibutengle，keshijinglileneixie，yaotazenmezaishuijue？
guitongzideshengyinyoujizaier。
“niqianjishibudouzaineilisidiaode？”
fangfojitaxialesiwangtongdie，lianweiyidexiwang，bisaixiangmudoubugaosuta，zheibushirangtazhanzhanjingjingbeitongkuzhemoyitianma？
shenshanghandadadebushufu，shenjingzhousuoxingpaojinyushiquxizaole。
bianxizaobianhuiyiqianmianneigerangtanizushenxiandedifang，haiyouzichengshixitongdeguitongzixixihahadexiaosheng。
zheigezaobeitaxileyigexiaoshi。
laorenzaoshangxingdedouzao，shenbaxianzaisuiranlian60suidoumeidao，danzaoyiliangbinbanbai，toufayeshiqiaocuidebuchengyangzi，gaibaidebai，gaidiaodediao，haoxiangcongshenjingzhoutamazouhoumeiliangniantajiukaishizheiyangle。
laorenshouzaitinglizhidaoshenjingzhoucongyushichulai。
tamenjiashiyishibanhu，jiushibenlaiyouyigeputongwoshizaidaiyigehenxiaodezhinengfangchuangdewoshi，ranhouchufangheketingshilianzaiyiqide，shengxiajiushiyigeweishengjianle。
zhulemeiduojiu，shenjingzhoumamajiuxianxiaowoshimeishenmeyong，gancuidatonglesuanjinketingdemianji，buranwoshibuxiangwoshi，tingbuxiangtingde。
zheixiedoushishenbagenshenjingzhoujiangde。
shenbakanzhexiwanzaochulaideerzi：“shishuibuzhejuema？gongzuoyalitaidashimianle？”
“bu…bushi……”zhangkaikou，shenjingzhoucaifajuezijishengyinshayadekepa。
tayoushuo：“ba，wokouyoudianke，quhedianshui，ba，litianlianghaizaoni，ninyezaodianqushuiba，woyihuieryetangchuangshangqule。”
diertianzaoshang9dianban，shenjingzhoudingzheliangzhixiongmaoyanqushangchangshangbanqule。
qishicongtawochuangneigeshijiandaozaoshang9dianban，zhongjiantahaiyouzhishao6gexiaoshikeyishui，tadoumeiyoushuizhe，baixialeneimewandeshangbanshijian。
zheitianzhongwu，shenbazuohaolefanfangzaibaowenheli，songdaoshenjingzhoushangbandeshangchang。
shenjingzhoujieguohouanfutabashuotameishi，rangtazaodianhuiquxiuxi。
shenbashuo：“baxiawuhaiyaoqumaicai，wanshangzaijinizuoyidundacan。”
zhouweidianpudejigenianqingxiaoguniangzaiqieqiesiyu：“xiaoshendebabalaohaodeni，mamayinggaihenxingfuba？”
lingyigenvsheng：“zheimejizhequtajiale？”
“quququ，gongzuogongzuo。”
shenjingzhoumeitingdaozheixierenshuodehua。
shenbazouhou，shenjingzhoushenglifanyingdi，zhibenshangchangweishengjiankuangtuqilai。
bolidebaowenheshitoumingde，limiandoushiyixieshenbachangzuodecai，shijianjin，jiuzhizuoleyixiejiachangcai。
xiawu，shenjingzhouganjuetadeshentihaoyidianle，tongshilimeiyourenzhidaotachadianbaweisuandoutuchulaile。
gongzuorishangchangbusuanhenyongji，jiushixiawulailelianggelaolai，zuilimamalieliebutingwai，hainazhewaimianmaideshaokaochuan，liandaizhesuishihuidiyoudewaibaozhuangdaizaichiyoushi，bianchihaibiantoutouzhizaolaji。
ranhoutamenzhongyuzhaodaoyigeyounengshufutangzheyounengsuixinsuoyuchidongxidedifangle。（ziyiwei）
neilianggesanshiduosuizhuangniannanqingnianshoubeishanghaiwenzhewenshenni，yinweizaichidongxibikongchaotiandemoyang，kanqilaijiuxianghunheidaodefeichangbuhaore。
pangbianluguodenanbaojienvbaojienaganguantamen，zhipanwangzhetamenhaokuaidianzoulequshoushi。
dantamenshufuqiaozheerlangtuideyangzi，daoxiangshixianglaizaineierchiwanyebuzoule。
shenjingzhouanjingzaipangbiankanzhetamendejudong，zenkenengrangtamenchiwan？ruguoshiwushangdeliezhidigouyoudidaoangguideanmoyishang，neikedehuahaojiqiandeqingxifei，yexulingdaohaihuirenweishitashizhijianguanbulidaozhideewaihuaxiao，yaokoutagongzizenmeban？
made，mingtianshuobudingjiusile，danta6nianyijinggudingdejingshensiwei，haiyouzhiyecaoshouzenmezidongcaokongtadejiaojiurangtashangle？
hairangtazijifenxichuyidaduankeyongdehuashu。
“liangweidaxiongdi，zheijitaianmoyiguzhangle，womenyijingbaoxiule，nimenzuozhebuanquan，qupangbiandetangyishangchiba，yihuierweixiushifujiulaile。”
wenshengemianlubujie：“ei？zenmejiuzheimeqiao，womengangzuoxialaitajiuguzhangle？”
shenjingzhoumianluxiaorongdishuo：“bushigangguzhangde，shitazhiqianjiuguzhangde，nimenkuaiqilaiba，yihuierjiqikapigule。”
neigewenshengehaixiangzhenglunshenme，lingyigetaxiongdimashangtiaoqilailazhetaxiangzou。
wenshengebuleyile：“niganmanini？”
“meitingjianhuikapiguma？wogangmaidelvpaikuzi，xianliangbande，zhichuanleyitianhaimeichuanrehuni。”
wenshengefanbaiyan：“nonghuailejiaoshangchangpei。”
shenjingzhouzheishihouchusheng：“wokeshizaojiutixingguoninerweide。”
neiwenshengemamalieliedaizhetaxiongdizoule。
bianzoubianliuxiahenhua：“haoa，denghuiweixiushifubulai，kanwoqutousuni。”