《天崩开局两遍,将军和我崽崽撞脸》 小说介绍
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songtingyanqingqingyijiao,quejiang50haotidexianfanlechuang。
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轰——
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出事了!
好机会!
songtingyankuaisuzoudao49haochuangqian,fuqitadao:“waimianchushile,xianzaishiwomentaopaodejuejiajihui,ninengzouma?”
49houzhengzheqingzhongdeyan,chongsongtingyandao:“nizouba,bieguanwole。”
yijusanchuan,shangdeyoudianzhong。
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轰——!
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……
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“是。”
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na**shuohuashi,songtingyanyezoudaolefujin,tatantoukanleyiyan,zhilaidejikandaona**decelianhebeiying。
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就还剩下一辆了。
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jiuzaisongtingyanjuedingzaiguanchaguanchashi,neinanrenqueminruidichajuedaoletadecunzai,bingchaozhetadefangxianghandao:“chulai!”
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49haoyezaizheishichushengdao:“zheishiwodeshiyou,womendoushibeikundeshouhaizhe。womenxiangtaozou,taganggangchuqutanlule。”
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“行。”
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49haojiuduisongtingyandao:“yaobunixianzou?”
“ganggangneigenanrenhenqiang,yinggainengdaiwomenlikaizheier。”songtingyanjiudao,“meidaobudeyi,zanmenhaishitongzhougongji。”
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“zhenyaoyunqihao,bunengluozheierlai。”songtingyanhuileyiju,49haochenmoleyihuiercaikaikou,“zhiqian50haoshuodemeicuo,zheilideshiwuyouyizhijingshenlidedusu,nishizenmejiedudapotiemende?”
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songtingyanzhengyaohuihua,jiutingjianleyizhenqingqiaodejiaobushengzailoutikouxiangqi。
tataitoukanqu,jiukandaoleyigegaodatingbadenanrenzhanzaineier——
天崩开局两遍,将军和我崽崽撞脸