《听懂熊猫话后,我成为可乐走私犯》 小说介绍
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“zheiweinvshi,qingnilikefangkaiwomendeguobao!”baoanduizhanglaozhangjuzhefangbaocha,
shenhougenzhesangenazhe**deshouyi,shijishuangyanjingqishuashuadingzhewo——zhunquedishuo,
shidingzhewohuailineigeheibaixiangjiandemaorongtuanzi。woditoukanzhesisibaozhewodatuidexiongmaoyuanyuan,
yukuwulei:“zhendeshitaburangwozoua!”yuanyuantaiqitou,heiliuliudeyanjinglishanshuozhejiaoxiadeguang,
yongzhiyouwonengtingjiandeshengyinshuo:“liangjiaoshou,kele,fouzewoku。”wo:“……”wojiaolinxiaoman,
shishidongwuyuanzuidicengdeshixisheng,richanggongzuojiushichanshi、weishi、zaichanshi。
jintianlundaowojixiongmaoguande“yuanyuan”songwucan——yikuangxinxiandejianzhusun。
kezheijiahuojuranbeiduizhewozuozaijiaoluoli,yuanrundebeiyingxiemanle“bugaoxing”。“yuanyuan,chifanla?
”wodunxiashen,xiaoxinyiyidishenshouxiangmotadenaodai。turan,
geweiqubabadeshengyinzaiwonaozilizhakai:“jintiandesunkanzhejiubugoucui……”wohedeyi**zuozaidishang,
zhukuangfandao,sunzisaleyidi。yuanyuanmanyouyouzhuanguoshen,
heiliuliudeyanjingzhigougoudingzhewo:“ninengtingdongxionghua?”“taihaole!zhongyuyouliangjiaoshounengtingdongwoshuohuale!
”yuanyuanyigexiongpubaozhuwodetui,“liangjiaoshou,woyaotousu!
”“deng、dengdeng……”woshoumangjiaoluandixiangzhengtuo,quebeitabaodegengjin。“diyi,
shangzhoudepingguobugoutian;dier,jiashande**gongnenghuaile;disan……”tayadishengyin,
“wozhidaoninengbangwonongdaobingzhenkele。”wo:“……niyigexiongmao,hekele?”yuanyuanliezuiyixiao,
luchujianruidequanchi:“buranwojiuhan‘liangjiaoshounvedaiguobao’。”wohaimeilaidejifanbo,
zheijiahuoturanxijingshangshen,
baozhewodetuikaishizaidishangdagun:“jiuminga——liangjiaoshounvedaiguobaola——”meirennengtingdongtadehua,
danzheibingbufangaitadehaojiaoshengjingdonglezhenggedongwuyuan。sanshimiaohou,
wobeirenzangbinghuo——shoulizuanzhebangenzhusun(shiyuanyuansaijiwode),tuishangguazhege"shouhaizhe",
leiyanwangwangdehaobukelian。wozhinengbiequmianduiwenxunganlaidebaoanduihechiguayoukemenqianzedemuguang。"bushi!
womeiyou!"wojidemantoudahan,quejianyuanyuantoutouchongwozhayanjing:"liangjiaoshou,chufeinijiwokele,fouze,
woshibuhuifangguonide。"laozhangdelianzhangchenglezhuganse,fangbaochawangqiandilebancun:“nvshi,biejiaobianle!
xiongmaoshiguojiayijibaohudongwu,niyaoshishangleta,keshiyaofufalvzerende!
”zhouweideyoukeyijingjuqishoujikaishiluxiang,
qieqiesiyushengxiangchaoshuisideyongguolai:“xianzaiderenzenmezheiyanga,ganqifuxiongmao?
”“kantachuandehaishidongwuyuangongzuofu,zhenshizhifafanfa!”“jiushizheimekeaidexiongmaodouyaobeiqifu,
zhenshiguofen?”wohuailidetuanziturandalegehaqian,zhuazizaiwokutuishangcengleceng,
yongzhiyouwoliangnengtingjiandeshengyindigu:“kuaidiandayingma,bingzhenkelejiabingdeneizhong,buranwoxianzaijiuku,
rangtamenjinidaishoukao。”“nipicaorouhoude,wonengbanidakuma?
”“neinishishi~”woqidetaiyangxuetutuzhitiao,suiranbukenengxiangtashuodeneiyang,
danshizheifengongzuokenengbaobuzhu。zhinengjichubikuhainankandexiaorong:“zhangduizhang,nintingwojieshi,
yuanyuanta……takenengshielenaopiqi。yaobuwoxiandaitaquchidiandongxi?”“chishenme?
chinishoulineibangensun?”laozhangxianranbuxin,“shouyiyijingzhunbeihaole,xianzaijiuqingnipeihe!
”“shenmerena?lianxiongmaodesunzidouyaobeiqiang!”yuanyuanturan“ao”yishengkuchulai,
doudadeleizhushunzhelianjiawangxiadiao,
zaiwotuishangshijingceng:“wuwuwutaqifuwo……wozhishixiangchikousun……”yaobushiguanzhongtingbudongyuanyuandehua,
zheiyanji,aosikadouqiantayizuoxiaojinren。zhouweiderenkanzhexiongmaoneikelianxixideyangzi,
zhouweideqianzeshenggengxiangle。wo:“……”baoandui、shouyi、youkejitiweiguan,wochenglezhongshizhide。
“jiulipu!!!”zheibeizibeidezuidadeheiguojuranshi,nvedaixiongmao!zuizhong,
wobeipodayingjiyuanyuannongkele,qitarenyesanle。wanshang,wotoutouliujinchuzangshi,ganglakaibingju,
yuanyuanjiuguiguisuisuidicouguolai,bizijihutiedaoyilaguanshang:“jiushizheige!bingchazidouguazaiguanshenshangni!
”wotanlekouqi:“xiongmaobunenghekele,huiladuzide。”yuanyuanbuxiedihengleyisheng:“lishutiantianhe,
dagebilaohujiaohaixiang,wobitalihai,kendingmeishi!”jieguotaganglakailahuan,
kelepaomo“pu”dipenletayilian。“keke!zheiwanyierhuiyaoren!”tashuaizhelianshangdepaomo,
quehaishibusixinditianleyikou,“……haohe!”yeshicongzheicikaishi,wokaishiguoqile,
beixiongmaoweixiedeshuishenhuoredeshenghuo。diertian,wogangzoujinxiongmaoguan,yuanyuanjiuxingfendigunguolai:“liangjiaoshou!
jintianwoyaohefengmishui!haiyaojiajuzi!”wo:“……nidangwoshizidongfanmaiji?”yuanyuanmiqiyanjing,
turanwangdishangyitang,sizhuachaotian:“a——nvedaiguobao——”shengyinzhiqican……wo:“……xingxingxing!
jininong!”jiuzheiyang,wochengleyuanyuandezhuanshu“yinliaopeisongyuan”。
fengmishui、bingzhenzhuzhi、shenzhiouerhaidejitatoudubanketang。yikaishihaitixindiaodande,
danshikanxiongmaochizheixieyidianshidoumeiyou,yejiufangxinle。
houlaitachenglewozuinanchande“shangsi”——dongbudongjiuyi“zhuangku”“zhuangbing”“zhuangsi”weixiewo。
yeshiyinweiyuanzhangkanchu,yuanyuanshifenyilaiwo,suoyijiwozhuanzhengle,bingqiegongzifanbei。
wohuijujuegongzifanbeideshenghuo,fanzhengwobuxing!zhuanzhenghoudedisangelibai,yuanzhangbawojiaodaobangongshi,
zhizhezhuoshangdezhiboshebeixiaodeheai:“xiaozhoua,yuanyuanzuijinrenqibiaosheng,youkedoushuotatongrenxing,
zanmenkaigezhibo,rangquanguowangyoudoukankanguobaoderichang!”woxinligedengyixia,zheinashitongrenxing,
zheishichengjingle。zhiboqianyiwan,woteyilinlebankuangzuinendesunjianquxiongmaoguan,
bazhukuangwangyuanyuanmianqianyifang:“gennishanglianggeshier。”zheijiahuozhengbaozhejiashanshimozhuazi,wenyanniuguotou,
heiyanzhudiliuliuzhuan:“xianshuohao,shupianhekelebunengshao。”“zhibodeshihoubuxing,”wodunxialai,
bayigensunjiandidaotazuibian,“jingtouduizheni,quanguowangyoudoukanzhe,niyaoshiganyaolingshi、shuapiqi,
beifaxianle,yihoulianpingguodoumeidechi。”yuanyuandiaozhesunjianjiaoleliangkou,
turanyongzhuazipaikaiwodeshou:“pingshenme?shangcilishuzhiboweilaohu,haitoutoujilaohusairouganni!
”“neishilaohu,nishiguobao!”wojiazhongyuqi,“niyaoshizaizhiboliluanchidongxi,
shouyigailaizhaonimafanle,daoshihoujinizhazhen、guanyao,nishoudele?
”taxianranbei“zhazhen”lianggezihezhule,erduodalaxialai,
zhuaziwuyishidikouzhedimian:“nei……zhibowannengjiabei?”“kannibiaoxian,”woguyidiaotaweikou,
“yaoshizhiboshiguaiguaichisun、haohaoyingye,wojiujininongfengmishui,zaitoutouzangbankuaibinggan。
”yuanyuanwaizhenaodaixianglexiang,turanwangwohuailiyipu,yongmaorongrongdenaodaicengwodexiaba:“chengjiao!
dannidebaozhengjingtoubawopaidepangyidian——shangciyoukeshuowolianxiao,buxiangguobao。
”“……nizheiyaoqiuhaitingduo。”wokuxiaobudedirouleroutadenaodai,“fangxin,jingtoujiaoduwojinidiao,
baozhengxiandeniyuangungun、panghuhude。”tazheicaimanyidisongkaiwo,baozhesunjiankendehuan,
bianchibianhanhubuqingdishuo:“neiwomingtianjinibiaoyanfangentou,
hainengduizhejingtouzhayanjing……buguonidezhanyuandian,biedangzhewo。”wokanzhetaneifurenzhendeyangzi,
turanjuedezheixiongmaosuiranaishuaxiaoxingzi,daoyebushiwanquanbujiangdaoli。zhishibuzhidaomingtianzhiboshi,
zheijiahuohuibuhuilinshibiangua——bijingzailingshimianqian,xiongmaodechengnuoconglaidoubusuanshu。zhibodiyitian,
wobaozheshoujijingtouduizhunyuanyuanshi,tazhengsiyangbachatangzaijiashanshangshaitaiyang。
danmushunjianshuamanpingmu:“yuangungunhaokeai!”“zheishuiziyetaixiaohunle!”“yuanyuan,genyiyihuijiaba!
”turan,yuanyuanfanlegeshen,zhuazichongwogoulegou,yongzhiyouwoliangnengtingjiandeshengyinshuo:“bajingtounuojindian,
wojintianderongmaoshudeteshun。”wojiazhuangdiaozhengjiaodu,yaoyaqiechidihui:“nidangzheishixiongmaoxuanxiuxianchang?
”taqueturanduizhejingtouzhalezhayan,shenchuzhuazibilegewaiwainiuniude“ye”。danmuzhijiezhale:“!!!
tazaibixin!”“guobaochengjingshichuile!”“tadougenwobixinle!tayidingshixianggenwohuijiale!
”zhibodaoyiban,woanliuchengjitadizhusun,taqueyongzhuazibokai,bijianchaochuzangshifangxiangnulenu。
woshunjianhuiyi——zheijiahuoshixiangzaiquanguowangyoumianqianyaolingshi。“chizheige,xinxiandesun。
”wobazhusunwangtazuibiansai,taqueturanwanghouyiduo,naodai“dong”dizhuangzaijiashanshitoushang,
听懂熊猫话后,我成为可乐走私犯