《舔狗男配转正了》 小说介绍
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《舔狗男配转正了》 01 免费试读
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woshinvzhudetiangounanpei。
dezhiwufazhuanzhenghou,wokaishibailan。
meixiangdao,nvzhujile,xiaoxihongzhawenwozaina?
wofanzaodihui:“dagongrendouyaoshuangxiu,rangwoxieyitianzongxingba?”
女主:“?”
nvzhu:“neisuannitaokele!”
yaoming,shenmetiangounanpeihaiyaoqushanggaodengwulia?
1.
wobuqingbuyuandicongchuangshangpaqilai,suishouzhuaqikebenwangjiaoshigan。
xitongzhirangwodangnvzhudetiangou,yemeishuohaiyaoxuexia!
gaiside,shangbeizijiuyinweiwulibujigebeiguake,zheibeiziyouyaopengzheiwanyi!
我跟物理势不两立。
jiaoshililinqingyaozhazhegaomawei,lenglengdipielewoyiyan,shengyinqinglie:“chentongxue,niyouchidaole。”
wojichuyigetaohaodexiaorong:“baoqianbanzhang,yiweijintianmeike。”
haihaotameijixuzhuijiu,zhishizhilezhishenpangdekongweishiyiwozuoxia。
kanlaishidadingzhuyiburangwomoyule。
haijidegangchuanshuneitian,xitongrangwoerxuanyi:dangtiangounanpeihaishiedufanpai。
wofanlefanjuqing,fanpaixifentaizhongle,guoduanxuanletiangou。
woanzipansuan:【yitiantianyitianxie,zheigongzuoqiangduhaixing。】
duizheifengongzuo,wotingmanyide。
jieguoxitongdeyisishinanzhumeichuxianqiandemeiyitian,wodoudeweizhenvzhuzhuan,haidebiaoxianchutiangoudeyangzi。
wosuanlesuannanzhuhaiyouyiniancaidengchang,dunshibengkuile,gengyaomingdeshi,zheiyinianliwodetiantiannianzainvzhushenbian。
zheitemeshiquannianwuxiua!bixujiaxin!
shangkeshijianyuejiu,wodeyuanqiyuezhong,bijing,sheihuiduibanweidarenyouhaogan?jiusuanshimeinvyebuxing!
linqingyaozuozaiwopangbian,qingqingpenglepengwodegebo,tixingwozhuanxintingjiang。
tadecelianxiantiaorouhe,zaiyangguangxiatouzhedandandeguangyun,zuoweiyankongwozhendekangbuzhu,wodeshixianbuyouzizhuditingzaitalianshang。
ranhoujiujiantabailewoyiyan,jixuzhuanzhudijizhebiji。
真小气!
kehou,wozhengyaoliuzou,tajiaozhulewo。
“chentongxue,nidewulichengjitaichale,zheiyangxiaquhuiguakede。”
woxinlianma,yaobushixitongfeirangwodangtiangou,wozaojiuqubiedeshijiedangxuebale,sheiyuanyizaizheishouzui?
我低头不吭声。
linqingyaotanlekouqi:“nidaodizaixiangshenme?meicishangkedouxinbuzaiyande。”
wotaitouzhishitadeyanjing:“zaixiangni。”
她愣住了。
wojixushuo:“zaixiangniweishenmezheimehaokan,rangwowanquanmeifazhuanxintingke。”
linqingyaodelianshunjianhongle,taishoujiuyaodawo。
woganjinduokai,yiliuyanpaole。
jiexialaijitian,wodoubuganzainvzhumianqianhuangyou。
2.
gennvzhurenshizheimeduonian,tadexinggewozaojiumotoule。
waibiaokanzhegaoguiyouya,beidilijiushigeaojiaodeqianjinxiaojie。
neitianxiangtabiaobai,xitongjifenyiwaibaozhang。
zheicairangwomingbai,zhiyaobuzaitashenbianshuacunzaiganjiuhuibeikoufen。
congqianmeitianzhinengzanyifen,qianjitianturanduoleershifen,wojiukaishihuashuimoyule。
anzheigejiezou,wohenkuaijiunengshixiantangpingdelixiangshenghuo。
zheihuierdouzhaileshitianle,fenshuyankanjiuyaoqingling。
tangzaisushechuangshangshuazheshouji,wowuliaoditanlekouqi。
ganghaolinqingyaoneigequanziyourenguoshengrifaleyaoqing,kanlaidequlugelianshuashuafenle。
woquwanledian,tuimenjinqujiukanjianlinqingyaobeiyiqunrenweizhe,yourenkanjianwojiukaishinao:
“aiya,yaojiedexiaoweibalaile!”
“woshuoba,yaojiezainachenmozhunzaina,kuaifajiu!”
zhouweirenxiaozhediaokan:“yaojietaohuayunzhenbucuo。”
wozheigenvzhudetouhaomidizaiquanziliyesuanxiaoyoumingqi,suiranbushishenmeguangcaishi。
woyunniangleyihuierqingxu,zhuangchuyifushoushangquejueqiangdeyangzi,momozhaolegejiaoluozuoxia。
anlianwuwangdexiaokelianrenshelikejiuwei。
jintianjiushilaihungejifende。
xitongjidezhitiao:“nizheiyangmocengshenmeshihoucainengwanchengrenwu?”
wohezheguozhiyouzaidao:“nanzhuhaiyaoyiniancaichuchang,zheshenmeji。”
yourentiqilenvzhudebaiyueguang,dunshiyinfayizhengankai。
bijingzaichangbushaorendouanlianguoneiweinanshen。
linqingyaosihuxinshizhongzhong,danfanyourenjingjiudoulaizhebuju。
youyourenduanzhejiubeiguolai,wozaiyipangkanzhezheiyimu。
xitongturantixing:“nibushinvzhudemidima,zenmezaizheifadai?”
wotanlekouqi,qishendangzailinqingyaomianqian。
“gewei,yaojiejintianshentibushi,zheibeiwotita。”
shuowanyouyadijubeishiyi。
linqingyaolengleyixia,suijiluchuyisixiaoyi:“sheishuowobunenghele?”
taqishenduoguowodejiubeiyiyinerjin,zhuanshenyoudaoleyibeidijiwo:“chenmo,nibuhuipaleba?”
quanchangyipianjinghu,wozhihaojieguojiubei,hetapengbeihouyikoumen。
dajiayoushiyizhenhuanhu,douzaiqihongwomenliang。
“zaiyiqi!zaiyiqi!。”
jiujingshanglaidekuai,woyaohuangleyixia,kaozaitajianshang。
“yaojie,wohaoxiangzhendeyoudianyun...”
wokeyifangqingshengyin,zhuangzuozuitai。
3.
baoxiangliturananjingxialai,jiaoluochuanlaiyishengdigu:“haiyiweiduonengheni。”
pangbianyourenxiaoshengshuo:“nibuzhidaoba,takeshinenghediaozhengpingxodezhu。”
shengyinhenqing,qitarenmeizhuyidao。
linqingyaofuzhewoyouyuleyixia,qingtandao:“wosongtahuiquba。”
tafuwochumenshi,shenhouyinyuechuanlaiyilun:“zheixiaoziyunqizhenhao,yaojiejuranqinzisong。”
“nishenmeshihoujianguoyaojieguanbieren?”
daoletingchechang,qishiwoyikaishishizhuangzuide。
dantashenshangdexiangshuiweizhendehenhaowen,jiashangzuowandayouxiaoye。
buzhibujuejiuzhenshuizhele。
diertianyinweishuiguotou,linqingyaozhijiejiwojilegekuangke。
wonachuxiaobenbenjixiazheibizhang,dengzhekanniyihoulianaishizenmebeiwojiaoju。
搅局?
woxianglexiang,nachushoujifankanhetadeliaotianjilu。
zheixieaimeideduihua,dengnanzhukandaoyidinghuichicu。
wohuaixiaozhe,danggebanjiaoshiyeyaoyouzijidejiaoao。
“zaizheishaxiaoshenme?”linqingyaodeshengyinhuranxiangqi。
“......”
wojiangyingdizhuanshen,kanjiantabaozheshubenzhanzaineili,yilianlengdan。
wogangadixiao:“halou,zheimeqiaoa?”
talenglengdishuo:“luguokanjianniyigerenzaizhei,paniyouzaidashenmehuaizhuyi。”
woshunganpa:“neininengbunengbiejiwokuangke?”
“这是两码事。”
“jirannizheimejueqing,neiwoyebudaraonile。”
taqinghengyisheng:“zhuangkelianyemeiyong,huogainidanxiangsi。”
wodixiatou:“haoba,worenming。”
dangtiangouduozizai,xiangtianjiutian,buxiangtianjiuxiuxijitian。
takanwozheiyang,yanshengenglengle,yaoyadao:
“biaobaideshijiuzheimesuanle?”
woyanjingyiliang:“nandaonixiangdayingwo?”
赶紧凑过去。
taxianedipielewoyiyan,lengheng。
“zheishixuexiao,nizhuyidian。”
zheishilinqingyaodiyiciyongzheizhongyanshenwangxiangwo,woturanyishidaozijizhendezhishigetiangou。
womomoshoushihaoshubao,zhuanshenlikai。
xinlisuanse,quebuxiangrangtakanjian。
meigentagaobie,woyigerenhuilesushe。
tiangouyeshihuishangxinde,woxianzaiyidiandoubuxiangjianta。
4.
chuyuduqideyuanyin,woyizhimeizhudongzhaolinqingyao,haijizijizhaolegexuejiedangfudaolaoshi。
zheigexuejiehewoxiangdebutaiyiyang。
wodeyaoqiushi——xueba、gaotiaomeinv。
tasuirandouzhandian,danzongjuedechaledianyisi。
fudaolaoshibeizhegepojiudefanbubaochidaole,yitouduanfaluanzaozaode,heikuangyanjingzhezhuledabanzhanglian。
jirenyizhongbuxiubianfudeganjue。
youmeiyoulata,dajianenglijiema?
“nihao,wojiaoyeshuyao。baoqian,jintianditieguzhang,laiwanle。”
ng,haiyifushengrenwujindeyangzi,shuohuadounengjiechubingzha。
dengdeng,yeshuyao?zheimingzizenmezheimeershu?
wangzheyanqianzheiweilengruobingshuangdeqiongsuannvdaxuesheng,wolengzaiyuandishuobuchuhua。
xitongcengjingtidaoguo,zheiweixinjishenchendeedunvpeizhiduiwenrouduojindenanzhudongguoxin。
erwozheigegenbanzuihouyaozuodejiushipeihetajinanzhuxiayao。
renwuwanchenghou,wojiunengzhonghuoziyoule!
kanzheedunvpeizheizhangbinglengdemiankong,woanziqiexi:【nanzhu,nidengzheba!】
chuanshuozhongedunvpeibudougaixiaodeyaomeidongrenma?
zaole!neizhongxiaoshengwokexuebulai!
edunvpeixianqidipielewoyiyan:
“tongxue,yaoshijuedeguikeyishaoshangjijie,dankeshifeishiyifendoubunengshaode!”
我:......
yeshuyaochenglewodebuxilaoshi,danzheiweiedunvpeihewoyuxiangzhongchataiduo,tajingdaxisuan、yibanyiyan,hailengmodeheren。
dingzheshijuanshangmimimamadehongcha,woyoutoumiaoleyanyeshuyaoneizhangbingshanlian,xiangzhaodiancha。
tashuohualengdegensanjiutianside,wozheigejinzhuhenbushuang:
“nengbunengbiezheimelengbingbingde,shuohuadaidianrenqingwei。”
tamianwubiaoqing:“tongxue,zheitinicuozheimeduobian,kanlaizhishangbutaigouyongni!”
wofanbaiyan:“nanguainanzhuduinimeiganjue!”
“shenmenanzhubunanzhude?”tayihuodikanxiangwo。
jintiantahuanlegezaoxing,zhaidiaoyanjingzhaqitoufa,hualegedanzhuang,jingran......haitinghaokande。
wuguanjingzhi,meimuruhua,chunhongchibai,pifuxinidexiangciqi!
yaoshuolinqingyaoshigaobukepandexianzi,neiyeshuyaojiushibushirenjianyanhuodebingshanmeiren。
wodaliangzhetadiaosedeweiyihefabaideniuziku:“zhangzheimepiaoliang,ganmabuquzuozhubo?”
“duoxiejianyi,gaitianzaishuoba,xianzainengzhuanxinzuotima?woshijianhenjin,haidequnaichadiandagong。”
哦。
gangzuowanzuihouyidaoti,woshenlegelanyao,yitaitoujiuzhuangshanglinqingyaodeshixian,tashoulizuanzhexitice,muguangzhuozhuodidingzhezheibian。
舔狗男配转正了