《天亮了,请离婚》 小说介绍
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diwuzhangxiangjiaonigebala,laodazhiaiwo!
zhijiaqianjinrouzhongdetongganrangqiaochunanhuiguoshen。
nengrangxiaohouzidoudiaochabuchulai,jiujingshisheizheimedanengnai?
【shouwobajiaocaizhehouzizhaiyueliang:xiaohouzi,nibangwodiaochaneitianjiudianliruzhudesuoyourendebeijingheguanxi,shijianjinrenwuzhong,jinkuaifawo!】
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tabuzhidaodeshi,tagangzouquanzilijiuzhale。
【moumou@suoyou:woganggangkandaosshangxianle?】
kandaoci,xiaohouzizhijieshuaichuqiaochunanhetadeliaotianjietu,zaixiaoqunlikaishi‘yaowuyangwei’。
【xiaohouzi:nimenkandaoleba?laodashangxiandiyigezhaodeshiwo,shiwo!ahahaha,erdengfanfusuzi,shirubulelaodadehuiyande!】
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zheibiantaolunderehuochaotian,fujianeibianzhaorenzhaodexinjirufen。
zhuliyechencongmangdechuangjinshufang,“fuzong,xiaoshaoyedaizhexiao**youyouyouyouchutaole......”
futingchenlianseyinchendekanzhemianqiandezhuli,“pairenanzhongbaohutamendeanquan,zhaojihuidaihuilai。”
“是。”
shufangdemenguanshang,futingchenjiangpingbanfangzaishuzhuoshang,rouleroumeijiao,fujingchiyizhizheiyangzhaozijidemuqin,zaowanhuichuwenti。
danshixiangqitademuqin,futingchenbenjiuyinchendeyanshenzhijienengdichushuilai。
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diertian,yangyishengjiqiaochunandalaidianhua。
rutasuoliao,haiziguoranbushitade,erqieyangyishenghaigenjugumeixiaodednajiancechutahuanyouchaoxiongzonghezheng,nanguaicongxiaopiqizheimebaozao。
weilebaoxianqijian,tayourangyangyishengjiguyageyezuoleqinzijianding。
guyagezhiqianyizhizhuzaitajiali,xianghuodetadetoufagengjiajiandan。
gualedianhua,tacongxishoujianchulai,kandaobaomutoutiezaiqiangshang,tachunjiaogoulegou,kenengshiguchengyuweilefangbianziji‘xingdong’,jiangsuoyoufangjianbaokuoxishoujiandouzhuanglegeyin。
xiangdaozheitaxiaodecanlan:“xuma,nidengxiapeiwoquyitangnanchengjituanba。”
“a?furenninqunanchengjituanzuoshenme?”xumajingleyixia。
qiaochunanbuyuedao:“woqunalizuoshenmehaixuyaoxiangnijieshi?”
“meiyou,wozhishidanxinjinerzheitaiyangtailie,shaidaofurennin,woxianzaijiuquzhunbei。”xumashuowancongcongpaokai,jinlezahuojiannachushoujibotongleguchengyudedianhua。
“xiansheng,furenjintianyaoqugongsi......”
neibiandeguchengyudaizheguyagezhuzailiangrensixiamaideyijiangongyuli,cishizhengdadehuore,tabuyiweiyidao:“rangtaqu。”
gualedianhua,guyagetangzaitashenxiazhijianhuazhequanquan,youxiehuaiyi:“neixiao**qugongsizuoshenme?”
“hainengshishenme,dangranshilaidaoqiande,guai,nizaijiadengwo,woquhuihuita!”guchengyuzaitatunbuqingqingpaileyixia,zheicaikaishizhengliyifu。
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jirantabushishiwu,neitayebubiduitaxinruan。
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qiaochunananjingdezuozaiketingshafashang,kanzhexumamojilehaoyihuicaituizhelunyichulai,yongjiaozhitouxiangdouzhidaotaqujiguchengyutongfengbaoxinqule。
shenmetaiyangtailie,quandoushijiekou。
buguotajiushiyaorangzheizhananzhidaozijiqulenanchengjituan,zheiyangtacaihaojinxingxiayibujihua。
sijihebaomuchedouyijingdaowei,renyouxumafuzhetashangleche。
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nanchengjituandixiatingchechang。
“gege,niquedingmamazaizheilima。”
fujingchitanchunaodaikanxiangtingchechanglidejigeheiying,xiaoxiaodemeitouzhouzaiyiqi:“wobuzhidao,danshiwotingbabazaishufangliheyeyedadianhuatidaoguozheigenanchengjituan,haishuoneigenvrenshenmede。”
“neigenvrenyidingshimama。”xiaonvhaiyanjingliangleqilai。
zheishi,yiliangheisedebaomuchetingzailianggexiaohaimianqian,suizhezidongchemenlakai,qiaochunanmanmanxialeche,xumayejinsuiqihouzhekailunyi,rangtazuoshang。
congyangmaoheqizhifujingchijiunengkanchuyanqiandenvrenshenfenbuyiban,zainanchengdiweiyekendinghengao,dangjizhijielaqimeimei:“zou,gegeyoubanfajinqule。”
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