《摊牌了,我卖的卤味让皇帝追着跑》 小说介绍
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tiangangmengmengliang,shenyanjiuqileshen。
yuanzilidejigangdalediyishengming,wanglaohanjiadeyancongyijingshengqileniaoniaochuiyan。
shenyanjiandanxishuleyixia,zoudaozaofang。wangpozizhengweizheweiqunzhuzhou,jiantajinlai,xiaozhedao:“xingla?zhoumashangjiuhao,nijintianbushiyaoqubaitanma?xianchidiandiandianduzi。”
“xiexiedaniang。”shenyanyingleyisheng,muguangluozaizaotaibianneigegaizhegaizidetaopenshang。limianshizuotianluhaodefeichang,tateyiliuleyibufen,dasuanjintianyizaodaidaozhenshangqumai。
zaofanhenjiandan,jiushibaizhoupeizhexiancai,haiyouwangpozizuowanzhenghaodeculiangmantou。
shenyanchidehenkuai,yehenanjing,chiwanhoubiankaishishoushidongxi。
tazhaowanglaohanjieleyigejiumupen,baluhaodefeichangqiechengdaxiaojunyundexiaoduan,mazaipenli,shangmiangaileyikuaiganjingdeshabu。youzhaoleyikuaimuban,yongtanbizaishangmianxielesangezi——“lufeichang”,zijisuanbushanghaokan,quehengongzheng。
zuihou,tabamupenfangzaiyigejianloudezhubianjiazishang,jiazixiamiankeyiguaxiezawu,shangmianganghaonengfangxiamupenhemuban。zheishitazuotiancongzhenshanghuilaihou,zhaowanglaohanbangmangyiqidade,mianqiangnengsuandeshangshigexiaotanzi。
“douzhunbeihaole?”wanglaohanzouleguolai,bangtafulefujiazi,“lushangmandian,zhenshangrenduo,xiaoxindiankantanzi。”
“zhidaole,daye。”shenyanbeiqizhujia,shileshizhongliang,busuantaizhong,ganghaonengchengshou。
“dengyixia,”wangpozizhuilechulai,saijiletayigebubao,“zheilimianshilianggemantou,zhongwuelechi。”
shenyankanlekanneibubao,youkanlekanwangpozibumanzhouwenquemanshiguanqiedelian,dianlediantou:“xiexiedaniang。”
tabuzaidange,zhuanshenchaozhezhenzidefangxiangzouqu。
qingchendekongqihenqingxin,daizhenituhecaomudeqixi,lubiandeyecaoshanghaiguazhejingyingdeluzhu,zhanshiletadekujiao。
shenyandebufabukuai,quehenwenjian,tadeshenyingzaichenguangzhongbeiladehenzhang,xiandeyouxiedanbo。
zoudaozhenshangdeshihou,tiancaichediliangle。jiedaoshangyijingbizuotianrenaolexuduo,xiaofanmendouzhanjulegezideweizhi,jiaomaishengciqibifu,chongmanleshengqi。
shenyanzhaolegekaojinjiejiaodeweizhi,zheilirenliuliangbusuanzuida,danshengzaiqingjing,pangbianshigemaiqingcaidelaopopo,kanzhetingheshan。
“xiaohuozi,diyicilaibaitana?”maicailaopopojiantashengshudifangxiajiazi,xiaozhewendao。
“ng。”shenyanyingleyisheng,jiangxiezhe“lufeichang”demubanlizaipangbian,youbagaizheshabudemupenfangzaijiazishang,xiankaileshabudeyijiao。
yigunongyudeluxiangshunjiansanfachulai,bizuotianzaiyuanzilishigengjiachunhou。
neixiangweixiangshiyoulejiao,shunzhekongqipiaolechuqu,yindepangbianjigetanzhudourenbuzhuchaozheibiankanleguolai。
“zheishishaya?zheimexiang?”maicailaopopohaoqiditanguotoulai,kandaomupenlihongliangyourendefeichang,lengleyixia,“xiaohuozi,nizheishi……feichang?”
“ng,lufeichang。”shenyandiantou。
“yongfeichangzuode?”laopopoyilianjingya,“zheiwanyiernengchima?”
shenyanmeijieshi,zhishicongpangbiannaqiyigeganjingdecuciwanheyishuangkuaizi,jialeyixiaokuaifeichangfangzaiwanli,dijilaopopo:“ninchangchang。”
laopopoyouyuleyixia,kanshenyanbuxianghuairen,youshizaibeineixiangweigoudelihai,jiuxiaoxinyiyidinaqikuaizi,jiaqifeichangfangjinlezuili。
rukoudeshunjian,laopopodeyanjingjiuliangle。neifeichangruannuoruwei,luxiangzaizuilizhakai,yidianxingweidoumeiyou,zhiyoumankoudexianxiang,haochiderangtachadianbashetoudoutunxiaqu。
“guaiguai!zhei……zheiyetaihaochileba!”laopoporenbuzhuzantandao,“xiaohuozi,nizheishouyijuelea!zheifeichangzenmezuode?yidianguaiweidoumeiyou!”
tadeshengyinbuda,danpangbianjigetanzhudoutingdaole,yuanbenzhishihaoqidemuguangdunshiduolejifenxingqu。yigemaizhuroudezhuanghancouleguolai:“lipopo,shadongxizheimehaochi?jiwoyechangchang。”
shenyanyoujialeyixiaokuaijizhuanghan。zhuanghanshigeshuangkuairen,zhijierengjinzuili,jiaolejixia,yipaidatui:“hei!zheiweidao,juele!biwomaidezhurouhaixiang!xiaohuozi,nizheilufeichangzamaia?”
“shiwuwenqianyijin。”shenyanbaolegejiage。zheigejiagebusuanbianyi,bizhuroushaogui,dankaolvdaofeichangchuliqilaimafan,erqiesuoshuiyanzhong,tajuedehaisuanheli。
zhuanghanlengleyixia,suijidao:“buguibugui,jiuzheiweidao,zhizheigejia!jiwolailiangjin!”
shenyanmeixiangdaodiyidanshengyilaidezheimekuai,tanaqipangbianzhunbeihaodeyouzhi,malidichengleliangjinfeichang,baohaodijizhuanghan。
zhuanghanfuleqian,nazhefeichang,yibianzouyibianrenbuzhuyoubaileyixiaokuaifangjinzuili,chidejinjinyouwei。
youlezhuanghanzheigekaitou,jiashangneiyourendexiangweibuduankuosan,jianjianyoulurenbeixiyinleguolai。
“zheishishaya?zheimexiang?”
“好像是卤肥肠?”
“feichang?neiwanyiernengchima?”
“gangcaineimaifeichangdeneirenshuohaochini,yaobushishi?”
yilunshengzhong,yourenkaishiyouyuzheshangqianxunwen,shenyanyijiubuduohua,zhishisheixiangshichi,tajiudishangyixiaokuai。
changguoderen,jihumeiyoububeineiweidaozhengfude,fenfentaoqiangoumai。
“给我来一斤!”
“我要半斤!”
“laoban,jiwoyelailiangjin,daihuijiajihaizichangchang!”
shenyandedongzuohenkuai,chengcheng、dabao、shouqian,yiqihecheng。
tadeyanshenwenshun,dongzuoyoutiaobuwen,jishimianduiyuelaiyueduoderen,yemeiyousihaohuangluan。
dantaqingxiudezhangxianghezheilvexianfanchademailuweidechangjing,haishirangbushaorenduokanlejiyan。
youqishiyixienianqingguniangluguodeshihou,kandaoshenyanzhuanzhudecelian,lianjiadourenbuzhuweiweifanhong,jiaobuyefangmanlexie,youdeshenzhijiekoumaifeichang,zhiweilenenghetashuoshangyijuhua。
“laoban,nizheifeichangzhenhaochi,mingtianhailaima?”yigeshuzheshuangyajidegunianghongzhelianwendao。
“hao。”shenyanduitaxiaolexiao,diguodabaohaodefeichang。
guniangjieguofeichang,xiaoshengshuoleju“xiexie”,jiuxiangshoujingdexiaoluyiyangpaokaile。
pangbiandemaicailaopopokanzaiyanli,renbuzhudaqudao:“xiaohuozi,nizheibujinfeichangmaidehao,renyezhaoguniangxihuana。”
shenyanmeitingdao,jixumangzheshoulidehuo。taxianzaimannaozixiangdedoushiganjinmaiwan,ranhouqumaicailiao,zhunbeimingtiande。
budaoyigeshichen,yipenlufeichangjiumaidechabuduole。zuihouhaishengxiayidian,shenyangancuifenjilepangbiandejigetanzhu,suanshiganxietamengangcaimeiyouxianqitazhandifang。
maicailaopoponazheshenyanjidefeichang,xiaodehebulongzui:“xiaohuozi,nizheishengyikendingnenghuo!mingtianwohaizaizheier,jinizhangehaoweizhi!”
shenyandaoleshengxie,kaishishoushitanzi。tabaqiandainachulai,shuleshulimiandetongqian,yigongyibaibashiwen。qudiaochengben,jingzhuanleyibaiwushiduowen,zheiduiyutalaishuo,wuyishigehaoxiaoxi。
tameiyoulikehuijia,ershixianquleroupu。roupulaobankandaota,reqingdidazhaohu:“xiaohuozi,nizuotianmaidefeichangmaiwanle?”
“ng,”shenyandiantou,“jintianhaiyouduoshaofeichang?”
“jintiandebuduo,yejiuzheimeyipen,”laobanzhilezhipangbiandepen,“zenme,nidouyaole?”
“嗯。”
“xing,haishisuannibianyidian,sangetongqian。”laobanjiantashuangkuai,yedafanglexie。zuotiantahaijuedezheixiaohuozimaifeichangshinaoziyouwenti,jintiankantazailai,jiuzhidaorenjiashizhenyoumenlu。
shenyanfuleqian,youquzahuopumailexiediaoliao,zheicitaduomaileyixie,dasuanduozuoyidian。ranhouyoumaileyikoushaodayidiandeguo,fangbianyihouluzhigengduodefeichang。
dengmaiwansuoyoudongxi,qiandailidetongqianshaolebushao,danshenyandexinliquehentashi。zheishitazaizheigemoshengshijie,kaozijideshuangshouzhuandaodediyibiqian,suiranbuduo,querangtakandaolehuoxiaqudexiwang。
wanghuizoudeshihou,shenyandejiaobuqingkuailebushao。luguoyigemaitangrendexiaotan,tayouyuleyixia,maileyigexiaotuzixingzhuangdetangren。yadanzheijitianyizhibangtaganhuo,zheigejiudangshixieliba。
huidaocunzideshihou,yijingshixiawule。wanglaohanhewangpozizhengzaiyuanzilidengzheta,kandaotahuilai,wangpoziganjinyingleshangqu:“zenmeyang?maichuqulema?”
shenyanbaqiandaidijiwanglaohan:“maiwanle,zhuanlezheixie。”
wanglaohandakaiqiandai,kandaolimianmanmandetongqian,yanjingdouzhile:“guaiguai,zheimeduo?zheifeichangzheimehaomai?”
“ng,”shenyandiantou,bashoulidetangrendijiganghaocongwulichulaideyadan,“jinide。”
yadanlengleyixia,kanzheshoulijingyingtitoudexiaotuzitangren,lianjiashunjianbiandetonghong,xiaoshengshuoleju“xiexieshendage”,jiunazhetangrenpaohuiwulile,lianerduojiandouhongtoule。
wangpozikanzhezheiyimu,xiaodeyanjingmichengleyitiaofeng:“zheihaizi,jiushilianpibo。”
shenyanmeishuohua,bamaihuilaidefeichanghediaoliaobanjinchufang,kaishiqingxi。youlezuotiandejingyan,jintiantaqingxiqilaigengjiashulian,suduyekuailebushao。
wanglaohanhewangpozikanzheshenyanmangliudeshenying,xinlidouhenxinwei。zheihaizisuiranxingziqingleng,danrenhenqinkuai,yedongshi,haihuizuozheimehaodeshengyi,jianglaikendingcuobule。
jiexialaidejitian,shenyanmeitiandouquzhenshangbaitanmailufeichang。tadelufeichangweidaohao,jiagegongdao,jiashangtameicidoubafeichangqingxideganganjingjing,jianjiandijileilebushaohuitouke。meitianbudaozhongwu,tadefeichangjiumaiguangle,shengyihaoderangpangbiandetanzhudouxianmubuyi。
tazhuandeqianyeyuelaiyueduo,bujinhenkuaihaiqingleqianwanglaohandeqian,haimailebushaodongxigaishanjialideshenghuo。tajiwanglaohanmailexindeliandao,jiwangpozimailekuaixinbuliao,jiyadanmailexienvhaizixihuandexiaowanyier。
wanglaohanyijiaduitagengshihaodemeihuashuo,wangpozimeitianbianzhehuayangjitazuochide,yadanyezongshimomodibangtadalihaobaitanyongdedongxi。shenyansuiranhuabuduo,danxinlidoujizhe,ganhuoyegengqinkuaile。
zheitian,shenyanmaiwanfeichang,zhengzhunbeiquroupumaimingtiandecailiao,quekandaoroupulaobanyilianweinandikanzheta。
“laoban,”shenyankanxiangta,“jintiandefeichanghaiyouma?woyedouyaole。”
laobanlianshangdexiaorongdunledun,cuolecuoshou,youxieweinandishuo:“buqiaoa,gangcaizhangtuhuguolai,bashengxiadefeichangquandingzoule,shuoyihoumeitiandouyaobaoyuaner。”
shenyanzhouqimei:“zhangtuhu?”talaizhenshangzheijitian,meitingguozheihaorenwu。
“jiushixijieneijiamaijiangroude,”pangbianyigelaimairoudehanzichazuidao,“qianzhenzitingshuotayeyaozuoluwei,gujishikannizheishengyihao,guyiqiangnidehuoyuan,rangnimeishicaikeyizuo。”
maicailaopoposhuoguo,zhenshangzhiqianmeirenzuoluwei,zheizhangtuhuzaobuzuowanbuzuo,pianpianzaitabaitanhoucouzheigerenao,haiteyibaoxiasuoyoufeichang,yongyibuyaneryu。
shenyandeyanshenlenglejifen,quemeiduoshuoshenme。taxieguolaoban,zhuanshenlikairoupu。
zoudaojiejiaoshi,guorankandaoxieduimiandejiangroupumenkouweilebushaoren,yigemanlianhengroudezhuanghanzhengzhanzaipuziqianyaohe:“geweixiangqin,zanjiaxinchudeluweimingtiankaizhang,baozhengweidaojuewujinyou!mingtianfanshijindiandedousongludouganyikuai!”
neizhuanghansangmenhongliang,yanshensaoguojiejiaoshi,qiahaoyushenyanduishang,zuijiaogouqiyimotiaoxindexiao,guyiyanggaoleshengyin:“zuoluweia,liaozidexinxian!woyijinggenzhenshangjijiaroupudahaozhaohule,yihouhaoliaozidouxianjinzhewozheierlai!”
zhouweiyourenkanchuleduanni,toutouchaoshenyanzheibiankanguolai,yilunshengyedilexiaqu。
shenyanmianwubiaoqingdizhuankaishixian,zhuanshenchaozhezhenwaizouqu。
tameixingqugenrenzhengzhi,zhangtuhunengbaoxiazhenshangdefeichang,budaibiaotazhaobudaobiedehuoyuan。erqie,tayoubushizhihuizuofeichang。
tajidewanglaohanshuoguo,lincunyouhurenjiazhuanmenshazhumairou,zhishilizhenziyuanxie,yaoduozoulianglilu。
shenyandejiaobujiakuaile,xiyangbatadeyingziladegengzhang,qinglengdecelianzaiyuhuizhongtouzheyigurenjing。
tacongxiandaidailaidebujinshiluweishouyi,haiyouyigubufushudejing。xiangkaoqianghuoyuanjizouta?meineimerongyi。
huidaowanglaohanjiashi,tianyijingcahei。wangpozijiantakongzheshouhuilai,youxiedanxin:“zameimaizhefeichang?”
“zhenshangdebeirenbaole,”shenyanjiandanjieshileyiju,“mingtianwoqulincunkankan。”
wanglaohanchouzhehanyan,chenshengdao:“shixijiedezhangtuhuba?neirenchulemingdebadao,yiqianjiujikuaguolianggemairoudetanzi。yaobu……jiusuanle?”
shenyanyaotou:“meishi,woqulincunkankan,shizaibuxing,jiuduozoujililu。”tadunledun,buchongdao,“zheishouyibunengfeile。”
zheibujinshishouyi,gengshitazaizheigeshijielizudegenben。
wangpozikantataidujianjue,yebuzaiquan,zhishidao:“neinimingtianzaodianqi,wojinizhunbeidianganlianglushangchi。”
“谢谢大娘。”
wanfanshi,yadanbayikuaizuidadehongshujiadaoshenyanwanli,xiaoshengshuo:“shendage,wozhidaolincunzaina,mingtianwodainiqu,worenshineihushazhuderenjia。”
shenyantaiyankanta,xiaoguniangyanshenliangjingjingde。tadianlediantou:“hao,xiexie。”
yadandunshixiaoleqilai,lianjiashangluchulianggeqianqiandeliwo。
摊牌了,我卖的卤味让皇帝追着跑