《天上掉下个未婚夫》 小说介绍
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第1章是我的人
00houzhengdunzhichangdediyitian。
dingjibojuranjiangwoqiangxingbidong:“tingshuonishiwoweihunqi?”
“weihunqigedatougui!”wofenlidikang。
“youbudeni,congxianzaikaishi,nijiushiwoderenle。”
nanrenfuzheyimoqiandandexiaoyi。
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“dongshizhang,qingninfangzunzhongdian,xianzaiwoshinindeyuangong,xiexie。”
wopiepiezui,yijiaocaizaitadexiejian。
talimatengdesongkailewo,wochenjiliuzou。
不愧是我!
taochunei“biantai”debangongshi,woanziweizijigangcaidejudongxingfendiguzhang。
zuoweizishenyingmidewo,dongshizhangzheigeshenfenzaiwoyinxiangzhongyizhidoushizhongnianyuanrundashu。
kewodedongshizhang,jingranshigeyouyawenrundemeinanzi。
raner,woliangdechucijianmiankebutaiyouhao......
neishi,zaiwoqiannanyoubozixiandehunlishang。
zheigezhananbawofumuliujiwodeyichanyibaiwanquandoupianzoule,shenzhihailvlewo!
wojuedingdanaohunlixianchang。
youyudiyicizuozheizhonghuaishi,wodanxiaorushu,zhihaoshixianguanlejikouerguotou,jiezhejiujing,wobaneigezhananduiwozuoguodehuaishiquanbudoulechulai。
“linqing,nigefengpozi!”bozixianhenhendijilewoyibazhang,“zhaobudaonanren,buyaozailaozidehunlishanggaoshi!”
jiujing**wojiezhetengjinger,chaoqizhuozishangdemaotaichaotalunleguoqu。
“sheishuolaoniangwomeinanrende?”
wopieleyiyan,yongshousuiyiyizhixiangduimianxizhuanggelvdenanren。
“re,neijiushiwonanren。”
bozixianyizheng:“ershu?”
tadeershuwoshizongtingdaotatiqi,mingjiaoboyang,nianqingyouweideqiyejia,zhizhangbojiadaquan,sanshiersui,zhijindanshen。
“dui,niershushiwoweihunfu。”
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woyanjingdoubuzhadisahuang,neixinhuangdeyipi。
zaichangbinkeyipianhuaran,yilunfenfen。
chenjiwotoutoumiaolemiaoneinanren,queyutaneiqinglieeryouruyudemuguangduishang。
拜托!
baituoa!nindarenbujixiaorenguo,yidingyaobangwozheinipusaguohea!
wobujinfachu,tongkumianjudouchuxianle。
“linqing,nikezhenshigaoxiaozhijia,woershunengkanshangni?”
mianduibozixiandelengchaorefeng,woxinxubuyi,zhizhiwuwu。
“放肆。”
yigekengqiangyoulideshengyincichuanermo。
nanrenliqishenlai,maizhekuankuanerxingdejiaobu,chenwenyoushuhuan,shenqingdanrandelianshanghaowufuzaozhise。
bozixianjianzhuanglianlianhoutui,padebuxing。
而我?
dangranshichenjigouzhangrenshila!
shuangshoubaoxiong,yilianbuxiedikanzhezhanandekexingdaolai。
“跟我走。”
boyangkanlekanwo,tuchusangezi,wobianjingenzheneiweiandeshencaizoulechuqu。
rucijihaodeshenxingshigenzaishenhoudewobuyoudechuleshen,zaitazhibuzhuanshendeneiyike,wo“peng”diyixia,yitouzhuangzailetadexiongtang。
该死!
weilebaochou,jintiantudezhenghongsekouhong。
wokanlekanjiebaichenshandeneiyimoyaoyanchunyin,haoxiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
taneimeyouqian,yinggaibuhuijieyideba?
不会要让我赔吧?
我没钱啊!
yishunjian,wokaishitounaofengbao。
zhidaoneicixingdeshengyincongwotoudingchuanlai——
“niyaoshixihuanzheijianchenshan,wokeyisongjini。”
womengditaitou,naodaiyoukedaoletadexiaba。
“si。”nanrenfachutengtongdeshengyin。
完了!
tudiyeyea,nikuaichulaijiujiuwoa!
wojinmangshenshouchupengguanxin,zuilibutingniantao:“duibuqi,tudiyeye,duibuqi。”
“你叫我什么?”
boyangdemouzishanxianchuchiyi。
“a!bushibushi。”wolianmangjugongdaoqian,miaoyulianzhu,“shushu,nindarenbujixiaorenguo,woganggangzhendeshipobudeyi。suoweirenyousanji,woganggangzhendeshijianghujiujia!”
柏杨笑出了声。
wotaiqitou,anziqiexi:nanbuchengtabeiwodezhenchengsuogandongle?
哇塞!
“woshuonizhiqianjiaowoshenme?”boyangjixuwen。
“a?”wonaodaihundun,yipiansousuohou,youledaan,“weihunfu?”
“嗯。”他点点头。
wolimarencuo:“shushu,wobushiguyide。”
jiantabuchusheng,zhishizhushizhewo。
woxinshengyiji,neijiushi:zouweishangji。
fanzhengwozheigexiaolouluoyebukenengzaiyuzheiyangdedarenwuyoujiaojile,neihaiburuchenjitaozhiyaoyaoni。
yushi,wochouzhetashenhoufachuyihuo:“yi?bozixiannizenmeyouchulaile?”
guobuqiran,tashangdangle。
ercike,woyijingjianzaixianshang,xushidaifa,pao!
yiliuyanerdegongfuwobianshixianhukoutaosheng。
huidaojiali,wodekalijinshengyiwankuaiqian,wojuedingfenlipinbo、zaorizhifu。
ranerwocuole,wodebaofuzaiyingpindeshihoujiezhongerzhi。
“duibuqi,linxiaojie,yinindeshililaiyingpincigangwei,shizaishilangfeirencai。”
mianduihrdeweiwanshuoci,woshizaishirenbuzhule。
“youmeiyougaocuo?wonenglaiyingpinzheigezhiweineishiwonengkandeqinimen,nijuranjiwozheizhongshuofa?nimenlaobanni?woyaozhijiezhaotalilun。”
“linxiaojie,zheigegangweishizuoxiaomiao,rongbuxianinzheizundafo,ninqinghuiba。lingwai,womendongshizhangzhengzaikaihui,meiyoushijiantingnindexianyansuiyu。”
可恶!
qiaozhehrneige**deyinyangguaiqi,wonuhuonanzang。
“qiaonizheigexiongdawunao,shuodehuarucijiansuankebo,jiugennizheizhangzhuizilianyiyang,yebuzhidaonimendongshizhangzenmehuiluyongni。”
suizhezoulangweiraoderenqunyuelaiyueduo,wosihaobuju。
zhishi,yigeshuxideshengyinchuanruwodeerduo。
“linqingxiaojie,nibeiluyongle。”
huitouyikan,shiyigeshuxidemiankong。
柏杨?
aiyou,wozheigezhunaozi!
wojingranwangjileyjituanshiboyangdetianxia。
buguolaidoulaile,kuangqiewodoubeipogeluyongle,pingshenmezouren?
wofeiyaoqiqizheigehrbuke。
“hao,neiwodegongzuoquyuzaina?”woguyibaichengjiaoqingdezitaijineigenvrenkan。
“跟我走。”
youshizheijuhua,woyougenzheboyangde**houmian,buguowozheiciduojiaxiaoxinle。
“neigegangweiqueshibushiheni。”
boyanggujiefenmingdeshouanleyixiadianti。
“什么意思?”
我不解。
“wojinianpaileyigeqingsongyoubaochoufenghoudehaogongzuo。”
“什么工作?”
woyouweisuitazouchudianti。
“wodesirenmishu。”taditoukanleyiyanlaolishilvshuigui。
“duoshaoqian?”woyaoyaochun。
“依你。”
“chengjiao!”woxishangmeishao。
“nixiangenwolaiyixiabangongshi。”
jiuzheiyang,wozheizhijiebaidexiaomianyanggensuizhezheigebiantaidedahuilanglaidaodingcengbangongshi,zheicaiyoulegangcaineiyimudefasheng。
sixubeidianhualahui,wozhijiebeihedeyijiling。
“拿着。”
baixideshoushuachuyizhangyinxingkadaowodemianqian。
wochouzheneizhangkafadai:shenmeyisi?nanbuchengyaobaoyangwo?
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buhuiba,nanbuchengzheigongzuohaiyoubuzhengdangdepiroujiaoyi?
“husiluanxiangshenmeni?”boyangfeiyisuosidijieshi,“zheizhangkashinidegongzi,limianyoudianxiaoqian。nixianhua,yihounidegongzihaihuiluxudaozhangde。”
原来如此!
dapogulvdewofeikuainaqika,lehehediwen:“mimashiduoshaoa?”
“124124”
tanaqiwenjiankaishipiyue,bujingyidehuidarangwojingya。
“nizenmezhidaowoshengri?”
“nishengri?”boyangtaitou,dunledun,“neihaitingqiao,yeshiwoshengri。”
“laonanren。”wozuilibuzijuedunangleyiju。
“xiaopihai。”boyanghaikou,jinjiezheyoufenfu,“jinibantianjia,xiawuqumaidianyifu,wanshangpeiwocanjiageyanhui。”
“yanhui?”woxinxiruokuang,“shenmeyanhui?shuaigeduobuduo?”
zhengzaiheshuideboyangkeleke,suihoutuiletuijinsikuangyanjing:“jiayan。”
“nijiayanwoquganma?”
wonaohaizhongbuzijuehuiyineitianwodanaozhananhunlidechangjing,dangshineimeduomingmenwangzudouzai,tamenbojiaderenhenbudebawosuishiwanduan。
xiangxiangwolianlianyaotoujujue。
“yinweinishiwodeweihunqi。”tatouyebutaidihuida。
“dage,woneishikaiwanxiaodea。zaishuole,nimenjiarenkandaowodoudeshalewobuke,wokehaipabeigeyaozi。”
shuozhe,woxiayishidimolemowodeyaozi,chourongmanmian。
柏杨笑了。
tameimuwenya,shifenhaokan。
“youwozai,nifangxin。”
“suanlesuanle。”wobaishoujujue。
zhengyaochumen,tajiaozhulewo:“shuangbeigongzi。”
“chengjiao!”wohuitouchongtazhazhayan,baileokdeshoushi,“laobanninfangxin,jiusuanbeigeyaoziwoyeyuanyipeininfutangdaohuo。”
yushi,wopidianpidiandiqugouwu。
dahurenjiachushoujiushikuoqi,boyangkouzhongdexiaoqianjuranshiyibaiwan。
woxinmanyizuditiaoletiaoyifu,suihouhuidaojiashuilegemeizizidewujue。
ranhouyouanzhaoyuedinghaodeshijian,boyanglaiwojialouxiajiewo,erwoyijingyiqiejiuxule。
柏家老宅真是豪。
zhiqianwozuoweibozixiandezhengpainvyoudoumeiyouzigelaidaozheili,yanxia,wohuhansanyoushahuilaile。
zheibujiushituotuodepinrufuchouma!
我内心乐开了花。
饭桌上。
“qingqinga,nigenzheichouxiaozizaiyiqiduojiula?”bojiamuqindaizhecixiangdexiaorongwendao。
zheiweilaorenjiabianshiboyangdemuqin,bozixiandenainai。
xingkui,neitianhunlitalaorenjiabuzaichang,fouzewojintianjiuqiudale。buguo,tingwaijiechuanyanzheilaorenjiayizhibuxihuanbozixiandexinniangzi,suoyiyizhibuxutazaifanzhuoshangchuxian。
“ma,woliangzaiyiqiliangnianduole。”
柏杨抢先回答。
“aiyou,nizheigechouxiaozi!liangnianduolecailinghuijia!”laorenjianaqipangbiandeguaizhangjiuyaozouboyang。
“meiyoumeiyou,shiwoyizhibuhaoyisilaieryi。”
jianwohuida,laorenjiayansudeliancaishunjianhuanhe,jixuweiwotiancai。
“yi?qingqinga,wozenmejidenigenwoerzijiaowangguoa。nishuoshiba,zixian?”
bozixiandemamazhidaowoliangdeshi,yikoubianchuopolezhenxiang:“ma,nibuzhidaoba,zuotiandanaonisunzihunlideren,jiushiqingqing。”
好一个中年绿茶!
woshunjianbeiduideyakouwuyan。
zheiyilun,benyiweihuishibozixianmuziwansheng,quemeiliao,shiyouzhuanji。
“saozihaizhenshijiaoziyoufang,gaitianyejiaojiaoworuhekengmengguaipian,diandaoshifei。”
boyangyanshenlisanfachufenglideguangmang,hanqibiren。
那女人不吭声。
“zhei,zheidaodishizenmeyihuishia?”laorenjiahutu。
“woyuefuyuemushengqianliuxiayibijukuandangzuoqingerdejiazhuang,quebeininsunzipianquhongbiedenvrenkaixin。”
boyangjiangwankuaifangxia,mantiaosilidixushu,“zhiyuwojiaqingerhenizaiyiqi,neiwufeishirangnishenbaimingliedeyibueryi。meixiangdao,nizheimetianzhen。”
好家伙!
juqingzhijieyigenitiandafanzhuan!
“bozixian,niershushuodedaodishibushizhende?”
laorenjiazaicinaqiguaizhangweixie。
“shi,nainai。”zhananyixigaiguidaozaidi。
“ma,buyongnincaoxin,wolaichuli。”
boyangfenfuyongrenbalaorenjiafushanglou,suihoujianmeiqingtiao,jiamojiayangdixunwen:“dasao,wodageguoshidezao,tazhufuguoworuguozheixiaozizuocuoleshenme,wozhijiejiaoxunbianshi。”
neizhongnianlvchasuiranyouxinchongchong,danyebeiposhangloule。
daisuoyourendouzoulezhihou,boyangqiaozheerlangtuipinzhecha,yundanfengqing。
“woxianzaizhijinilianggexuanze。yi,guaiguaibaqianyifenbuchadihaihuilai。er,nitongnineigenvrenluangundasi。”
shuozhe,tahaibainongqidamuzhishangdeyujiezhi。
“ershu,ershuduibuqi,keshiwoyijingbaqianquanbuyonglaitouzigongsile。”
bozixianguidiqiqiu,youweilangbei。
“shima?”boyanggouchunyixiao,“neijiunanimingxiasuoyoudezichanlaihaizhaiba。”
“buxinga,ershu,neiwozenmehuoa!”
mianduibozixiandetongku,boyangjiandingdifanwendao:“yaoqianhaishiyaoming?”
4
从柏家老宅出来。
boyangyibenzhengjingdikaiche,wozeshiyanshibuzhuneixindexiyue,qingbuzijindishouwuzudao。
“mingtianworangrenbabozixiandecaichanquandoubianxianzhuandaonidemingxia。”
“haolei!xiexielaoban!”woturangandaobudui,lianmangjujue,“buyongjiwoneimeduo,wojiuyaowobamaliujiwodeneiyibaiwanjiuxing,shengxiadeneimeduoqianji**ma?”
无功不受禄。
zhengdangwotoutouqiexineinandaoshijiwodegongzishi,boyangkaikoulianggezi。
“聘礼。”
“sha?”wohuarongshise,lianshangdaxiedezhenjing,jianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo。
“nimeitingcuo。”tadaxiaowodeyilv。
“nideyisishiniyaoquwo?”wofanfuqueding。
他点点头。
“buxing,jianjuebuxing!”woshuangshouyihui,“woyaodangyigedanshenziyoudefupo,erbushinidelongzhongniao。”
“neinideqianyifenyenabudao。”
“行吧。”
woyaoya,weileqianworenle。
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wodeboyanglingzhengderizidingzaixiazhouyi。
weilezuzhi,yigeruyisuanpanzaiwoxinzhongdaxiang。
“linqing,nishibushizhaohuangniumaidejipiaoa,weishenmejichangjutaichaxunbudao?”
tangzaichuangshangfumianmodewogangjietingdianhua,neitoubianchuanlaiboyangdaiyounuhuodeshengyin。
“wojinimaidehuochepiaoa。”
我轻快地说。
“nikanwohuilaibanbubanni!”
boyangmamalieliediguadiaoledianhua。
woduizheshoujijiushiyidunguilian,ziyanziyudao:“nixianhuilaizaishuoba!”
wotouzhele:boyangzheicichuchademudedishibshi,zuofeijidouyaosigexiaoshi,zuohuocheqibushideliangsantiana,neijiucuoguowoliangyuedinglingzhengderizile,wokezhenshitaicongmingle!
xiangzhe,wobachecifajileta。
meiyihuier,tayoudalaidianhua:“woxianzaidaole,nidaonalilea?”
“wo?wozaijiafumianmoa!”
我故意气他。
“行,林清。”
gezhepingmu,wodouganjuedaoboyangdenuhuozhengwang。
suanle,tayoukonghewoshengqi,haiburuhaohaosikaosikaozijizenmeduguozheimanzhangdehuochezhilvba。
woguandiaodeng,lezizidishuijue。
raner,tianyoubucefengyun!
yizao,wogangzouguoyilouqiantai,biantingdaoledajiadeqieqiesiyu。
“ei,nimenkandaojintiandongshizhangneiyanshenlema?waqu,jianzhiyaosharen。”
“dui,woyekandaole。shangcikandaotazheizhongyanshen,neihaishicaiwubuyigeshixishengdebaogaoshangmianwangjijialeyigexiaoshudian,daozhidongshizhangchadianxuexicaiwubu,neizhuguanhedejiejiehoutui。”
什么?
柏杨回来了?
wokanleyiyanjintianderiqiheshijian,anlilaishuotacishicikebuyinggaineilvpihuocheshangma?
wocaizhegaogenxie,huaizhetantedexinlaidaoledingceng。
youxiaoxinyiyidituikaidongshizhangbangongshidemen,huangusizhou,nieshouniejiaodizoulejinlai。
turan,shenhouchuanlaiyigechunhoudeshengyin。
“夫人找我?”
huitou,neizhangshuaiqibirendeliandunshijiwoheleyitiao。
wowuzhexiongkoudexiaoxinzang,chuanzhecuqi。
erboyangcongwoshenhoujingzhizoudaoyizishangzuoxia,zuijiaoshangyang。
“furenshizuoleshenmekuixinshima?”
taduanqinongxiangdekafeipinleqilai。
“mei,meiyou。”wofupingzheshoujingdexiaoxinling,jiaobian,“jiushinituranchuxianzaizheilijiwoheyitiao。”
“哦?”
tashoutuozhesai,raoyouxingzhi。
“ni,nizheigeshihoubushiyinggaizaihuocheshangma?zenmeturanhuilaile?”
woyingzhetoupifawen,zhenshigangajile,jiaozhidouyaokouchuyizuochengbaole。
“xiangnile,jiuhuilaile。”
呸!
什么土味情话。
我翻了个白眼。
“neinibushiyaochuchakaochama?”wojixuwen。
“neipianguihuadebucuo,duokuilefuren,rangwomiandeduociyiju。”
shuowan,tasuiyidigoulegoushouzhi,shiyiwoguolai。
yishimeigaoqingchuzhuangkuangdewo,manlianmengbidezoushangqianqu。
zheishi,tayibachezhewoxiongqiandeheiselingdai,jinyongchuihuizhilibianshiwoyi**zuozaitadetuishang。
糟糕!
wojintianchuandeshizhiyezhuanga,zheixiushendebaichenshan,zheiduanheidebaotunqun。
yanqianzheigejiahuozhengrulangsikedidaliangzhewo,wojiuxiangyizhiruanruowuzhudexiaomianyangyiyang。
“furen,nidexiaoxinsiwozaoyikanchuan,nibuxiangzheimezaolingzheng,womenjiezoufanghuanyidianbianshi。”
tacoudaowodeerbian,qingqingdishuo。
wonengqingxidiganshoudaotahuxidepinlv。
“lao,laoban,xianzaishishangbanshijian,womenzheimejinjulidejiechubutaihaoba?”
woqiangjichuxiaorongguazailianshang。
“你叫我什么?”
他贴近我的脸。
“shu,shushu?”wozhoumei。
tayouzaicitiejinwodelian。
拜托啊!
biezaiguolailea,nilianpihoubuhaixiu,wolianpiboa!
yankanzhetadechunyuwodechunjinzaihaolizhijian,woyiyaoya,jichuletaneigemanyidedaan。
“老公。”
huayingangluo,shashijianwodegandaowodelianbiandefarefazhang,haosiyigenuanyangyangdedahuoqiu。
“乖,老婆。”
boyangchongnidixiaolexiao,chunxindangyang。
woyishijianhaixiudebuzhisuocuo,congtashenshangzhijietiaoxialai,ranhoutaolechuqu。
wangyoubaishenburubaiedianping:haokan,jiushiganjuekandebuguoyin,ganjuemeitiangengdeyoudianshao,zheishiwoweiyiyibunengyizhizhuidaoxianzaideshu,zuozhedadajiayoue~
wangyouliangchengyiwuaidianping:zheibenxiaoshuozaixushishoufashanghenxinying,bineixiewunaoshuangwenkanzheshufu,juqingqiqifufu,kandexiangdangdaijing。
天上掉下个未婚夫