《天师入职火葬场,这谁敢诈尸啊?》 小说介绍
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《天师入职火葬场,这谁敢诈尸啊?》 第5章 免费试读
“eduile,pindaohuranxiangqilaile,nigangchengxing,haibunengkouturenyan,zhenshibuhaoyisiha。”
猛敲了一阵后。
zhangjiushengmengranjiyiqilezheiyangdezhishidian。
meibanfa,longhudaoshibushimaoshandaoshizhileide,tiantianyichumoweidaoweijiren。
xiangduiyuneixiezhuoguiquxie,qifurangzaidedaoshi,longhudaoshizegengweifoxiyidian。
说白了。
longhushanshizhengyipai,shudaozong,daofaqianghandaoduiputongdeyaoxiebuxieyigu,zhiyouzhenzhengdeweijicainengyinqilonghushandezhongshiyuchushou。
suoyizhangjiushenghenshiquefazheixiexiaoxiesuidezhishidian。
不过也无伤大雅。
这不是记起来了吗?
“wuwuwuwuwu...”
zijiangfachulemianzhangdewugengsheng,yebuzhishixiangbiaodashenmeqingxu。
恐怕是感激吧。
bijingzijishenweilonghushantianshi,quebujuyigeweitazheizhongxiaoxiesuizuozhu。
xinlimianchuleshiganji,hainengshishenme?
“haole,xianzaijiurangwomenhuangefangshizhongxinshen...liaoliaoba。”
zhangjiushengshouqijinguang,zhuanerheshandikaojinta:“jirannibunengkaikoushuohua,neiwoyejiubunengtingnidexinshile,buguonidakeyixiangxinxianzaidexingzhenshouduan,jingfangyidinghuijiniyigemanyidejiaodai,suoyinijiuzixingsangongba,haorangrenjianvfayiduinijinxingshijian,chazhaoxiongshou。”
zijianglimayaotou,ganbieyanrenzhongmanshihenyi。
tayaohuashenweishi,xiulianweijiang,qinzibaochou!
“xiongdi,qishiwonenggoulijieni,nishenfuxuechou,hanhenerzhong,rujinhaoburongyidedaobaochoudejihui,shigerendoubuhuiqingyifangshou。kewentishi,niyidanxiulianweijiang,jiudexuyaorendejingxuejingqiweishi,zheishikongzhibulede,wowufarangnichuquhairen,suoyinihaishitingwoyijuquan,jiangshiqingjiaojijingfangba,houxujinzhanwoyehuitongguomifagaozhiyuni,rangnianxinzhuanshi。”
紫僵还是摇头。
jiusuanyaocanhaiwugushengming,tayeyaoqinzibaochou。
“xiongdi,huashenneizhongrenburenguibuguidedongxi,youshenmehaode?nijuedenibianchengneizhongdongxi,zhennengbaochouma?jiusuanwobulanni,qitaxiulianzheyehuilanni,jieshibieshuoxunzhaochourenle,ninengbunenganrantiaochuyigexianqudoushiyigewenti!suoyinihaishifangshouba,yuqihuifeiyanmie,yongshibudechaosheng,daoburujiangyiqiejiaojixiangyaobangzhunideren,ciwai,woyidaozuqishi,woyehuigenjinzheigeanjian,rangnianxiang。”
zijiangrengshiyaotou,youyanbujin。
chouhenyijingmengbiletadeshuangyan。
yaoburan,tayebuhuizaicikehuashenzijiang!
“made!gennihaohaoshuohua,niqueyiweiwohaoshuohua?!”
“gemenjintianbushirenqi,jiudaponidetaoqi!nixiangsidouhenkuai!”
“wokannizhenshibuzhihaodai!”
“好嘛!”
“那你就来选嘛!”
zhangjiushengdangchangbianquchuyaojiantianshijian,zhongzhongdibaizaizijiangshenpang,suihouyouqulaishijiandao,yibingbaifang。
“来,你来选。”
“nidaodishiyaoshijiandaojiepouni,haishiyaotianshijianjiepouni!”
紫僵:“???”
啊?
要用天师剑解剖我?
bushigemen,nizenmezheimewanbuqia!
tianshijianzheizhongdaojiazhigaofabao,shinizheimeyongdema?
别闹啊!
zheiwanyiyaoshigewoshenshang,napashihuashangyidian,wodoudeyuandiqushi,yongshibudechaoshenga!
zijiangfadoule,tasiqiandoumeirucijingsongguo。
“jiwoxuan!buxuanwojiuyongtianshijianpouni,baozhengrangniguroufenli,gutoushangdoubuzhanrou!”
“...呜。”
zijiangfachuleyishengleisitanqidehengsheng,jinjiezhetaderoutisongchilexiaqu。
彻底散功了。
jianzhuang,zhangjiushengyeyouxieyuxinburena。
“xiongdi,niyemeibiyaorucihuixin,pindaoyizhidoushiyigejianglideren,jiranniyijingfuwo,neiwojiuyidinghuijiniyigemanyidejiaodai,qiantishi,nizhenshishouhaizhe。”
zijiang:“......”
“haole,nikeyizhongxinbiyanzhuangsirenle,buyaosibumingmu,guaiherende。”
zijiang:“......”
搞定完这一切。
zhangjiushengshouhaotianshijian,qianqudakaifangmen。
dangfangmendakaideyishun,xiangguanrenyuanmenjiedoujulongleguolai。
“xiaozhangzhuguan,niliaowanle?”
poweixixuedewenshengcongyinanzidekouzhongxiaozheshuochulai。
erqitarenyeshibuyueertongdeyixiao。
henmingxian,zheishiyizhongxinong,bingmeiyoubandianrenzhen。
“聊完了。”
zhangjiushengbujibuxudeyingda,ruoshimeiyouzheidianqiliangyingduiputongren,neihaidangshenmelonghutianshi?
“neixianzaikeyishijianle?”
男子再度笑问。
“可以了。”
张九生点头。
“哈哈哈!”
nanzidangchangyigemeibengzhu,buyouzizhudixiaochusheng。
自己不过谐谑罢了。
kezheigenianqingrenquerenzhenle。
zheibushirangrenyixiaodafangma?
xianzaidenianqingren,lianhaolaihuadoutingbuchulaima?
“haideshixiaozhangzhuguanyoubenshia,kexuezuobudaodeshi,tajijuhuajiugaodingle!”
“shia,tatailihaile,shenzhinenggenshitiliaotian!”
“zhenshirangrenkuxiaobude,**leershiduoniandebinyihuo,haishitouyiciyudaozheizhongshi。”
“neiwomenxianzaijinqukankan?kankanxiaozhangzhuguandebenshi?”
“dekankana!buranruhenengzhengmingxiaozhangzhuguandenengli?”
zhongrenxiaoshuozhefanhua,dalijifengzhezhangjiushengdebuqieshiji。
tebieshilizhuguan,biyideshenqinghaobuyanshi。
changhezhong,weiyoucengmiaosuanshipingjing。
yaoburanrenjiashilingdaoni?
“xiaoxiansheng,nichulituodangle?”
“chabuduole,danyouxieshiqing,haixiangqinglingdaojieyibushuohua。”
zhangjiushengsuiyizhidaizailonghushanshangjingxinkuxiu,danbingbufangaitaconglaotianshidekouzhonglejiezhenggeqishuxiulianjie。
rujinzheiqishijianqianliandaoqishuxiulianjie,kongpabuhuijiandan。
所以得细聊才行。
“装神弄鬼!”
mengyurengshinanyijieshou,taqiqididuoleyixiajiao,suihoubianyugongzuorenyuanyitongjinrushijianfang,shiyaojiechuanpianju,xiangshiduqiban。
“xiaomengzheihaizigangcanyugongzuo,shenmedoubuzhidao,haiqingxiaoxianshengbuyaogentayibanjianshi。”jianzhuang,cengmiaowunaixiaodao。
“henzhengchang,zheijiushizhengchangrendefanying。”zhangjiushengweixiaodiantou,biaoshilijie。
“neixiaoxiansheng,zanmenhuangedifangliaoliao?”
“hao,neijiuqinglingdaogenwoqutiantai,”
“为什么去天台?”
“yibanbudoushiqutiantaima?”
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天师入职火葬场,这谁敢诈尸啊?