《天师下山,祸害师妹!》 小说介绍
zaitianshixiashan,huohaishimei!zhong,chenpingjiangxueshiyiweichongmanmeilihejiandingderenwu。chenpingjiangxuekefuleshenghuozhongdecuozheyukunnan,tongguonuliyujianchizuizhongshixianlezijidemengxiang。yuxibuhaochoutongguoxinidemiaoxiehejincoudeqingjie,jiangchenpingjiangxuedechengzhanggushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。suihouchenpingkuaisuchushou,shouzhidianzailianggebaoandemeixinhedao:“lihunzhou!”xiayimiao,lianggebaoanshunjianshentiyizheng,yanshendaizhi,xiangshidiulehunside……bijiangjiduzhedailaiwujindegandongheqishi。
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第1章
“a,pinggeniqingdian,taitengle,wozaobuzhu!”
yuxufengxiadeheliupang,yigemanlingnvzi,cikepazaiyikuaipingzhengdedashitoushang,luzheguanghuadehoubei,fachuyishenghengjiao!
erneihoubeishang,haiyougequantoudaxiaodeyuqing,zainvzishenpang,yigeershiyisui,wuguanqingxiu,shengaoyimibadeqingnian,zhengshounazhecaoyao,jinvzifuyao。
nanzimingweichenping,yibianbutingzheshoushangdedongzuo,yibiandaqudao:
“fangjie,nizheimehaodebei,bubahuoguankexile!”
zhengdangchenpingfuhaocaoyaoshi,yidaoshengyincongyuxufengding,zheneryulongdechuanlai:
“chenping,jilaozigunhuilai!”
chenpingbeizheishengyinhedeyiduosuo,piepiezuishuodao:
“fangjie,woxianhuiqule,yaoshihuiquwanle,neigelaodongxi,shuobudingzenmehuohaiwo!gaitianzaiyue!”
chenpingshuowanluohuangertao,fangjiekanzhetadebeiying,lianshangshengqiyimohongxia,tiantianyixiao。
chenpingshigeguer,zicongjishikaishijiuzaiyuxufeng,genzheshifuqingxuzixuexitianshishufa,yeshitianshimenzuihouyigechuanchengtianshi。
buduoshi,chenpingganhuiyuzhufengding,yizuomuwunei。
yijinmenjiukandao,shifuqingxuzizuozaiputuanshang,yilianmianseningzhong。
“laodongxi,youzhao**ma?”chenpingwanweidewendao。
qingxuzihuidongxiafuchen,zhongzhongdetankouqi,meixincuzhongdao:
“chenping,zhiqianweishihenishuoguo,nishenhuanlongfengjie,rujinniyijingershiyisui,juliershisansuidedaxianyuelaiyuejin。”
“nidebenshiyijingchaoguoweishi,jiuxiashandujiequba,wojinianpailejiugeshimei,kezhuniduguojienan!”
“nitineiyouzhiyanglongxue,tinengyinyangbuping,ershisanjiushilongfengjiedaozhishi,nihuibeizheizhiyanglongxuefanshiersi!”
陈平听完戏谑道:
“laodongxi,nihuyousheia,zheimeduonianyuxufengdingdoumeilaiguonvren,wonalaideshimei!”
qingxuzizhengkaishuangyanlenghengyisheng:
“xiaowangbadan,nimeijianguobudaibiaomeiyou,weishipatianshimenmeiluo,qianjinianzhouyoutianxiashi,jiuanzhongjinishoulejiugeminggeteshudeshimei,zhiyaojiurenyuniyinyanghubu,ziranjiuhuajienidelongfengjie!”
“zheijiushicengjingweishihenishuoguodejiuyinzheyang!kerangnideshenti,yinyangpingheng!huajiejienan!”
qingxuzishuowan,taiqi**,congputuanxiataochuyigexinfeng,rengjilechenping。
“zheilimianyouzhangguojiyinxingheika,shishifuzheimeduonianshengchijianyongjinicundejixu,limianhaiyouyizhanghunshu,shiwojinidingdeqin,nvfangshijingdoujiangjiadeqianjin,jiangxue!”qingxuzixiaodao。
“啥?”
陈平一脸懵:
“laodongxi,nizenmeshanzijiwodingqinni?wanyiyaoshichoubaguai,zheibushikengwo?erqiewocaiershiyi,buxiangchengjia!”
清虚子无奈道:
“woyemeibanfa,dangnianjiangxuedemuqinshiwochulian,keyinweiqitayuanyin,meinengzaiyiqi!”
“houlaiwohejiangxuedemuqindingxiayueding,rihougeziyouhaizi,ruguoshiyixing,jiujieweifuqi!”
“woyoumeierzi,buzhaonizhaoshei!”
陈平鄙夷道:
“hezheninawohainideyinanpingni!”
“xingle,biefeihua,ganjinxiashanquba,nineijiugeshimei,houbeishangwodouyongtianshimifa,tuoshanglemeihuayin,zijiquzhaoxunba……”
chenpingmanlianyumen,buguoshiguanzijidexingming,tayebugandange,bijingzhiyouliangnianbandeshijian。
suihouchenpingjiqingxuzikelesangetou,jiandandedaijijianhuanxideyifuxiashan,zhibenjingdou。
lianggexiaoshihou,jingdoucheng,jiangjiabieshu。
ketingnei,rentouzandong,jigechuanzhebaidaguadeyisheng,zhengyansudejiaoliu,ershafashang,yigexizhuanggelvdezhongniannanzi,chouzhexueqiebiaoqingfanzao,bunuziwei!
tingzhejigeyishengjijizhazha,zhongniannanzibunaifandeqishenhedao:
“nimenjigeshangliangbantian,daodiyoumeiyoubanfajiuwodenver!”
jigeyishenghedaodunshianjing,daqidoubuganchuan,yuanyinwuer,zheizhongniannanzi,jiushijiangjiadejiazhu,jiangjianguo!zaijingdou,fujiayifang,shengminghehe。
ertadenver,suyoujiangchengdiyimeinvzhichengdejiangxue,zaizuotianturanfabing,hunmibuxing。
qizhongyimingweiluhadebaifayisheng,xiangqianyibukaikoudao:
“jiangjiazhu,ninnverdebingshizaiqiguai,wocongyisanshinian,doujianchabuchushishenmebingzheng!”
jiangjianguowenyan,rengxiayanwei,zhizhejirennubukeedao:
“yiqunfeiwu,haikoukoushengshengzichengshijingdoudedingjiyixuezhuanjia,liangebingyindouchabuchulai,nimenzheiyangdezhipeiweishengkou!”
jiangjianguodemasheng,rangjirenshunjianchenmo。jiuzaizheishi,yidaoshengyinxiyinzhongrendemuguang。
“请问江雪在么?”
zhongrenshunzheshengyinwangqu,zhijianyishenxiuxianzhuang,jiaodengrenzituo,beizheshubaodechenpingxiaozhezoulejinlai。
jiangjianguokanzhechenpingzhoumeidao:
“nishishei?woshijiangxuedefuqin,nizhaotaganshenme?”
“yuanlaishiweilaideyuefua!”
chenpingjingyadeshuoleyiju,xiaozhejiangshifujitadehunshu,congxinfenglinachulai,dijijiangjianguoshuodao:
“woshifushuojiwodinglexifu,wolaixianyanyanhuo!”
jiangjianguokanlekanhunshu,shangmianguoranyouzijiqizideqianming,daliangchenpingyifanzhoumeiwendao:
“nishuojiangxuehenidingleqin,woshitafuqin,wozenmebuzhidao?”
chenpingkanlekanjiangjianguo,xiaozhekaikou:
“nikeyizhaojiangxuedemuqinduizhi,dangniantahewoshifujiwomendingxiadehunyue!”
“jiangxuetamuqin,zaijiangxuesansuishi,jiuyiwaibingsile!wokannijiushibianlegejiekoudepianzi!”
jiangjianguochenzhelianshuowan,zhuantouchongzhemenwaihandao:
“baoan,bazheigepianzijiwohongchuqu!”
陈平摆摆手戏谑道:
“biehanle,gangcaibaoanburangwojin,quanbeiwofangdaole,ganjinrangjiangxuechulai,wokankantaruhe,zaijuedingqubuqu!”
jiangjianguoliansetieqing,danshijijiangxuezhibingyaojin,buxiangduoshi,biankaikoudao:
“jiangxueshengbinghunmibuxing,nigaitianzailaiba!”
“xiaowenti,wokeyijitazhibing,woshijianjin,buxiangdanwu!”
chenpinghuayingangluo,neijigeyishengbuyoudefachulexiaosheng,youqishiluha,kanzhechenpingzhiyandao:
“xiaoxiongdi,nihaodadekouqi,nishiyisheng?shichengheren?”
陈平摇头道:
“wobushiyisheng,shitianshi,buguozhibingyemeishenmenande!”
“gangcaiwoyetingjianle,nimenjigeduijiangxueshushouwuce,zhenshifantong!”
“放肆!”
luhashenhoudeyimingyishengqiangxiandao:
“niganzheimehelulaoshuohua,lulaokeshijingdouyixuezhuanjia,niyigegoupitianshiganzheimefangsi!haitianshi,hejianghupianzimeishaqubie,ganjinzhaogedifangbaitansuanmingquba!”
chenpinglandehetafeikoushe,zhuantoukanzhejiangjianguoshuodao:
“jiangjiazhu,wokeyibaozhengzhihaojiangxue,nikeyirangwoshishi,ruguowozhibuhao,rennichuzhi!”
jiangjianguowenyanyouyujimiao,xianzaiyemeibiedebanfa,zhinengbaozheshishikandetaidudao:
“zheikeshinishuode,neijiurangnishishi,niruoshizhibuhao,wojiubanisongjinzhifadui!”
鹿哈赶紧阻拦道:
“jiangjiazhubukea,yigejianghupianzidehuaninyexin?wanyichuleshenmeshi,ninkehouhuimoji!”
江建国冷哼道:
“nibizui!nimenjigefantongnandaoyoubanfa!”
“neigeshei,hewolai!”
jiangjianguoshuowan,daizhechenping,zouxiangjiangxuedewoshi。luhajijigeyishengshilegeyansedao:
“yiqiqukankan,zheixiaozihewomenqiangfanwan,kantaruoshizhibuhao,gaizenmeshouchang!”
yixingrenjinrujiangxuewoshi,chenpingzaikandaotangzaichuangshangdejiangxue,shunjiandaizhi。
zhijianneijiangxue,pifubairuxuesihuchuidankepo,liuyewanmeiyinghongkou,tangzaineijinbishuangmu,rutongshuimeirenyiban。
“zheijiangxuejuranzheimepiaoliang,laobusidehaiyouliangxin!”
chenpingxinlimomodegantanyiju,bianzoudaojiangxuemianqian,fankaitadeyanjingjianchatongkong,youshenshouzhenmaiyifankaikoudao:
“jiangjiazhu,jiangxuetameibing!”
“meibingweishenmehunmibuxing,nishibushidouwowanni!”jiangjianguochenzhelianshuodao。
luhajianzhuangganmangtianyoujiacu:
“jiangjiazhu,wozaoshuotajiushigejianghupianzi!zheimelipudeliyoutadounengshuochukou!”
chenpingmianduizhiyi,buhuangbumangdeshuodao:
“ninvermeibing,danshizhonglegudu!wokeyijiuta,danshi……”
“danshiyaota**yifu!”
天师下山,祸害师妹!