《同事要把我送给傻子,我欣然赴约》 小说介绍
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第1章1
xiabanhuijiadeditieshang,yigelatadefunvyangyizhexiaorong,
butingyongtadedasangmendashengxuanyao。
“linjuyaojiwoguinvjieshaogeshuaiqiyouduojindeshangmennvxu!”
“wolaochenjiayaoyouhouge!”
wensheng,woxiayishidekanxiangtashenbianliuzhekoushuideteshumianrongnvhai。
wochenmoleyishun,jingranhuiyourenjitangshierjieshaoduixiang?
yourenjiangwodeyihuowenchulesheng。
latafunvcuileyikou,“tabujiyedeji,buranwojiuqupuguangta!”
jiuzaiwoyihuoshinagebuxingdenanrenbeidangzuorenqingsongchuqushi,
woshoudaoleqipatongshidewenhou:“xiaowang,nihaimeinvpengyouba?”
1
zheitian,wogangdaogongwei,tongshiliguangbianxiaozhezouleguolai。
“xiaowang,wozuotianjinifaxiaoxizenmebuhuifuni?”
meidengwochusheng,taziguzideshuoleqilai。
“nikankanni,doukuaisanshilehaimeiyounvpengyou,nibamazaicunlikendingtaibuqitou!”
tingdaozheihuawojiubuleyile,tashuowokeyi,biebawobamachejinlai。
“zhaogehuijiabaoqiepofudebanlv,haiburubuzhao。”
woyibianzhaierjiyibianfengci。
liguangyitingwozheihua,lianshangdebiaoqingshunjianjiangying。
xiatianshi,liguangshenshangjiushangweiyujiutianxinshang,dantameicidoushuoshizijikede。
ketongshimenxinlidouqingchu,neijiushitaxifudade。
kebuzhidaotaxifujitaguanleshenmemihuntang,ningyuanbeidayebutilihun。
liguangdemouzhongshanguoyimohendu,henkuaibeitayangaiguoqu,kewoquekandeqingqingchuchu。
“xiaowanga,woshiweinihao,nizenmehaibulingqinga!”
“niyigenanrenpashenmejiabaoa。”
“woyougelinju,binidasansui,zhangdepiaoliangshencaiyouhao,wojieshaonimenrenshi,dengjianleyihou,niyidinghuixiexieniligede!”
buzhiweishenme,yitingdaotashuolinjuzheilianggezi,wobianxiangqilaiditieshanglatafunvdeneifanhua。
“linjuyaojiwoguinvjieshaogeshangmennvxu!”
yixiangdaoneidayikebodemianronghetashenbianliukoushuidashetoudenver,wohunshenyidou。
“nimenkana,xiaowangkaixindedoukaishitiaowule。”liguangxiangyipangdetongshixuanyao。
ketongshiquemeiyouyigerendalita。
wopixiaoroubuxiaodekanzheta,
“lige,womenzhishitongshiguanxi,haimeiyoushuxidaokeyijiwojieshaonvpengyou。”
liguangyitingwozheihua,yisangzihaoleqilai。
“nikankanxianzaidexiaonianqing,zheimebuzunzhongqianbei。”
“wohaoxinjitajieshaonvpengyou,tajingranzheiyangshuowo。”
“guaibudeyizhimeiduixiang,pabushizuitaidua。”
shuozhe,tabuwangxielengwoyiyan。
wozhijiedangtabucunzai,dakaidiannaokaishiwodegongzuo。
tasishizhidaowobuxiangdalita,huiliuliudehuidaolezijidegongwei。
yishangwudeshijian,wozongshiganjueyouyishuangyanjingdingzhewo,rangwohenbuzizai。
zhongwu,woganglaichashuijianxiuxi,jiutingdaogebidezawujianchuanlaileshuxideshengyin。
“woyijingjizhenzhuzhaohaoshangmennvxule,erqieniweilaidenvxugaodashuaiqipiqiyouhao,kendingnengzhaoguhaozhenzhu!”
“tabuhuibutongyide,fangxinba,woyijingmaihaotinghuashuile。”
“nihezhenzhuwanshangzhijieguolaijiuxing,daoshihoutakendinghuiguaiguaitinghua。”
是李广!
tingdaozawujianmeileshengyin,woganjinhuidaozijidegongweishang。
liguangluguowodeshihou,haideyidekanlewoyiyan。
wozuozaidiannaoqianyidongbudong,zuotianneilatafunvdehuazaiwonaohaizhonghuifang。
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“woneilinjuweileduzhuwodezuikeshibuzeshouduan。”
“tingshuotahaicongwangshangmaileshenmetinghuashui,daoshihouneixiaohuozibuleyiyezhinengconglewojiazhenzhu。”
dangshiwotingdaotazheihua,limabiaoshiyaobaojing。
latafunvqieleyisheng,jilewogebaiyan,yifusizhubupakaishuitangdeyangzi。
“nibaojiubaobei,youbushiwomaide,erqiewoganggangzhishikaiwanxiao,sheirangnimendangzhende。”
“xianzaijingchadouneimemang,nizaibaojiajing,kankanjingchahuibuhuiguanniyitian。”
tingdaozheihua,wofangxialeyijinganhao110deshouji。
tashuodemeicuo,daodiyoumeiyouzheihuishihaibuqingchu。
kejieheganggangliguangdehua,neilatafunvsihujiushitadelinju!
wodehoubeimaochuzhenzhenlenghan。
shouyidou,gangjiemanshuidebeizibeiwopengdao。
“aiyo,xiaowanga,nizenmezheimebuxiaoxina,nikankanyigerenjiushibuxinga,shuiyeshuibuhao,shangbandoumeijingshen。”
“nihaishiqujianjianwojinijieshaodeduixiang,baonimanyi。”
tadelianshangdaizheyinxiao,kanwodeyanshenxiangshidaliangyijianshangpin。
“bukeneng!”woqiangzhuangzhending,haobuyouyudejujue。
liguangdunangleyijuhou,bianhuidaoletadegongwei。
woganjinquzhaolaobanqingjia,shuozijiyoushiqingyaochuli。
老板却一脸不悦。
“wanshangyaojucanni,nixianzaiqingjia?”
tatuiletuijinsikuangyanjing,zhoumeidingzhewo。
wodiantou,“jialituranyoudianjishi。”
laobanyemeiyouweinanwo,zhishidingzhudao:“wanshangdejucanbixucanjia。”
dedaoyunxuhou,woganjinlikai。
liguangquelanzhulewodequlu。
talazhewodegebo,lishengchize:“wangzhennan,xianzaishishangbanshijian,nizheishiyaoquganshenme!”
woshenxiyikouqi,“woyijinggenlaobanqingjiale,nibuyaoduoguanxianshi。”
liguangquebuyiburao,“qingjiayebuxing,wolinjuyihui......”
shuodaozhei,tahuangleshen,turanbilezui。
wopieletayiyan,meiyoudalita。
“wanshangdejucannizongdecanjiaba,burannijiushizhougongsideyejibushun!”
wolengchiyisheng,bailetayiyan。
“haoa,jiranligezheimeyaoqingwole,neiwokendingdecanjiaa!”
woyijingjuedinggenliguangyinggangdaodi。
woyonglizhengtuotadeshufuhou,likailegongsi。
huijiadelushang,womengranxiangqiliguangdunangdeneiyijuhua。
“haibukenengni,guaiguaishuihuizhinidezuiying。”
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wanshangjucanqian,wojiedaolelaobandedianhua。
“wangzhennan,jinwanshangnibuguolaidehua,mingtianyebuyonglaishangbanle!”
tingzhedianhualidemangyin,wozeleyisheng。
bumingbaitazheidianhuademudeshishenme,woyuanbenjiudasuanqucanjiaa。
wodachelaidaolegongsiqunlidejucandizhi。
haimeidengxiache,wobiankandaolecanguancemianyousangeguiguisuisuideshenying。
“xiaohuozi,daole。”chuzuchesijibunaifandecuicuwo。
duimianyousangeren,womaoranqianqumeiyoushengsuan。
“shifu,wojiniwubaikuai,qiuqiunibangwogemang!”
worangchuzuchesijibachekaizou,yourangtapeiwocongyitiaoxiaolukaojinliguangsangeren。
“neirenhaimeilaima?”latafunvxiongbabadezhiwenliguang。
liguangdelianshangguazhetaohaobandexiaorong。
“zaidengdeng,mashangjiudaojucandeshijianle,takendinghuilai。”
latafunvwanletayiyan,lazhetaguinvjixushouzaineili。
“laogong,woyaolaogong。”yipangdezhenzhuhuadoushuobuqingchu。
latafunvqueshiyiliandechongni。
“guaizhenzhu,jinwanshangjiuyoulaogongle。”
wokongzhibuzhudehunshenfadou,tamenguoranrenshi!
sijiyihuodekanxiangwo,xinghaowotiqiandingzhutabuyaochusheng,burankendinghuibeifaxian。
jiuzaiwoxianglazhesijilikaishi,zaicitingdaoleliguangdeshengyin。
“zhaopianxiawudeshihoubushidoujinimenkanguolema?zhenzhuduineixiaohuozihenmanyia。”
“kuaidaoshijianle,nimenhuiqudenghaoxiaoxiba!”
李广催促了一声。
latafunvdengletayiyan,jinggaochusheng。
“liguang,nizuihaoshibuyaoshuahuazhao,burannizheibeizidoubiexiangtaitoule!”
李广连连点头。
kewoquezongjuedelatafunvhanliguangdemingziyouxieqiguai。
danyoushuobushanglainaliqiguai。
lazhesijiduozaiheianli,dengtamenlikaihou,wozheicaisongkaisiji。
“nimeishiba?”sijiyiliandanyoudekanzhewo。
woyaoyaotou,“shifu,xiexieni,qianyijingjinizhuanguoqule。”
zaiciduisijibiaoshiganxiehou,tazheicailikai。
woyigerenzhanzaiyuandi,shouxinyizhizaimaohan。
shaoweihuanguolaihou,wozheicailaidaobaoxiang。
yijinmen,bianyouyidaoyinyangguaiqideshengyin。
“xiaowangjiushipaichangdaa,jingranganranglaobandengni。”
taimoukanguoqu,liguangzhenggouzhebanbianzuijiaodaliangzhewo。
“jiranlaiwanle,neijiuxianzifasanbeiba。”
liguangshuozhe,biannazhejiubeilaidaolewomianqian。
“zhangzong,wobingmeiyouchidao。”womeiyoudaliliguang,kanxianglaoban。
laobandiandiantou,kanxiangliguang。
“不用罚。”
liguangzheicaibudebufangxiajiubei。
kewozhidao,tabuhuizheiyangqingyifangguowo。
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guoran,laobangangjiangdefawanyan,liguangbianduanzhejiubeilaidaolewomianqian。
“xiaowanga,ligexiangenniheyibei,jinipeigebushi。”
wobuxianglihuita,kelaobanyizhidouzaikanzhewomen,wozhihaonaqijiubei。
haozaizheicanjushiwozijixinchaide,liguanghaidongbuleshoujiao。
gangyaoxiazui,liguangquezaicikaikou。
“xiaowanga,niligedouhebaide,nizenmenengheguozhini?”
tanaqiyipangzhunbeihaodebaijiulaidaowoshenbian。
wolianqishuangmou,sisidedingzhetashoulideneibeijiu。
zaitajiangjiudiguolaideshihou,woyanjishoukuaidejieguozhiqianyizhibeitazuanzaishoulideneibeijiu。
liguangmingxianyileng,shenqingyouxiebuziran。
wojuqijiubei,“zhuligejinniannengkaigedadan!”
shuowanhou,wobianjiangjiuyiyinerjin。
果然没事!
liguangshanshandekanlewoyiyan,quechichimeiyouxiazui。
“lige,nizijiguolaijiwojingjiu,zenmenengbuheni?”wodiaokantashuo。
huayinweiluo,liguangbianjiangjiuhejinduzili。
keshitajingranmeishi,nandaoshiwoduolvle?
wozixiguanchazheliguangdefanying,taqueshigenpingshiwuyi。
danwobingmeiyoufangsongjingti,tayaoduiwodongshoujiaozheishiwoqinertingdaode。
wojueduibuhuijitazheigejihui。
yichangjucanxialai,liguangyizhibutingdejiwojingjiu。
jiuheduolerenbuzhuwangcesuolipao。
meiyiciwocongcesuohuidaojucanshi,liguangdeyanjingbianhuizhigougoudedingzhewo。
buguo,womeicidouhuiyonghanfuwuyuanhuangexindejiubei。
zaiwozuihouyicishangcesuohuilaihou,womeilaidejihuanjiubei。
wokandaoliguangdeshuangyandouzaifangguang。
heqitatongshipantanshi,tazaicilaijingwojiu。
“lige,nijintianzenmeyizhizaijingxiaowangjiua?”jiulianlaobandoukanchuleyiyang。
liguangdalegemahuyan,“zheibushixiaowangpingrilibudaijianwo,woxianggentataohaoguanxima。”
laobanmeimaoyitiao,“nijingxiaowangzheimeduoci,keyiciyemeijingwo。”
liguangyileng,ganjinfangxiajiubeijilaobanmanjiu。
“laoban,shiwozuodebudui,nindarenyoudaliang。”liguangxiaodechanmei。
wochenzheliguanghelaobanliaotian,zhuyilibuzaiwozheilishi,kuaisudediaohuanlewogentadejiubei。
suihouwonaqijiubei,xianjianglimiandejiuyiyinerjin。
jianzhuang,liguangyiliandedecheng,gubudehelaobanhanxuanganjinnaqilejiubei。
zuihouyibeijiuxiaduhou,liguangshunjianruanleshenzi,tangzailedishang。
suoyoudetongshidouhenmeng,sishimeixiangdaoqianbeibudaodeliguangjingranhezuile。
wogouqizuijiao,baliguangsonghuijiaderenwulanleguolai。
suoyoutongshidoulikaihou,woduojinlecesuoli。
guoran,meiduojiuneiduimunvbianzhaoleguolai。
“liguang,zenmeshinia!”latafunvdeshengyincongbaojianchuanlai。
“laogong,woyaolaogong。”zhenzhudeshengyinyitingbianbuzhengchang。
“是你自找的!”
wotingdaolatafunvdishengzhoumayijuhou,zijichulebaojian。
同事要把我送给傻子,我欣然赴约