《天王盖地虎,遍地二百五》 小说介绍
《tianwanggaidihu,biandierbaiwu》zhujiaoweichiyuchiyan,zuozheshijiezirumuchunfengdenaodonggenxiangxiangli,qingjiehuanhuanxiangkou,xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。maodayepingshiduogaolengtazuiqingchu,zenmexianzaigengegouyiyang,yaotianrenxiaoguniangbeijujuezhihouhaiyaodagun"funi"……
《天王盖地虎,遍地二百五》 第2章 免费试读
yinannuodongdaochezipangbian,tazhanqilaideshengaozhenghaohechezilidemaoduishi
[嗨,老婆]
chiyubuganxiangxinzijibeiyizhipangmaodiaoxile
tachenglejingyiyang,jiaocaianniujiangchechuangluoxialaiweibagouqiyidaixiaoyuganfeijingdedijita
[我听到你说饿]
chiyujieguolaisikaijiuchi,treetreede
"就是没味"
zhongjianmeiyouneiyicengbolidangzhe,xiaomaojidongdeduojiao,wenyanyouzuanjinche,buzhidaocongnabalachuyigedaizi
它看铲屎的总吃
[给你]
chiyugebugao,lingshizaizuoweishangtadianjiaocainenggouzhe,ai,tianyaowangta
xiaomaoyekanchutalibucongxin,diaoqiyidailvlvdeshupiantiaodaochechuangshangqu
"xiexie,nizhenshigehaomao"
"miaomiaomiao"xiaomaocengcengta,aiyou~fanzhengbushitamaidela
heyuegangsaodangchaoshihuilaijiukandaoyougexiaopihai,chitadedongxiwantademao
maodayepingshiduogaolengtazuiqingchu,zenmexianzaigengegouyiyang,yaotianrenxiaoguniangbeijujuezhihouhaiyaodagun
"芙尼"
tingdaozheigeshengyin,xiaomaoweibadouzhaqilaile,miaomiaojiaogebuting
heyueyiweitazhuanxingle,kanlaimeiyou
chiyuyetaitouqukan,lairenyitouyinhuisedetoufa,lvsedatixuhedakucha,gangganghetadechongwuliaolehui
dezhizheirenshiyigepannifuerdai
[yuyu,kuaibangjiawo,qiaozhatayibi],rangtajiaozijifuni,tashigegongmao,ninigexianrenqiu
chiyukantadeshihou,heyueyedaliangzheigexiaodouding,yaobushitengbukaishou,zhenxiangjitagenaoguabeng
taduiyuzijishoulidelingshi,neigejiyudeyanshentaimingxian
"xiaohai,nishinajiade",kantachuandepopolanlan,xiangshizoudiude
"woshuolenihuisongwohuiquma"
heyueyuanbenxiangbaojingzhaotajialiren,buguotahenxian,yebushibunengsongtahuiqu,kanfunihaitingxihuanta,pingshidouburangtamoni
"行啊"
"那我不说了"
"哎嘿"
heyuehaimeiyudaoguozheimeyouyisidexiaohai,bizijihaipanni,zhengairangzijilaodielaomakankan,tayijinggoutinghuale
给她一袋子零食
"现在能说了吧"
haoba,kanzaimianqianderenshizaixiangting,chiyukaikoule
"我是三无产品"
贺约,芙尼:?
"什么意思"
"meidiemeimameijiaa"sanwu
puchi,haihaohahahataiyouyisile,suanlesuanle,heyueyezhidaoxiaodoudingbuyuanyigaosuta,yebuzitaomeiqu
"芙尼,走了"
congtashenshangbazijidemaohaoxialai,chiyuzhuaizhutadexiuzi
"tashuozijishigongde,buxiangjiaofuni"
miaomiaomiaomiaomiao(duiduiduidui)
贺约:?
tazhidangxiaohaizizaikaiwanxiao,nengtingdongfunizheiliangshengmaojiaonandaotayeshizhinaimaobucheng
pazheixiaohaishizhenzoudiude,linzouqianbaolegejing,houxujiuguijingchaguanle
揉了把小豆丁脑袋
"neiwohuiqujiujitajueyu"
cheziqidonghoufunizaichelijiaodehuoxiangsiledie
[talaopoaaa,wuwuwumiaomiaomiao**mi]
heyue:haojiumeijianmiaozhuzizheimehuopoguole
dengchiyanjiedaojingjuxiaoxiganguolaideshihou,chiyuyijingjieshoulejingjujiejiedebushaotouwei
yifuhaihuanleyishenkanlaihundetingkai
"xiaomeimeinigegelaile"
chiyubaimangzhizhongchoukongkantayiyan,yaotoufouren
chiyannaixinyouxian,jinggaota
"不要无理取闹"
hei,chiyuyouyigemaobingjiushixiaozuizhanpishuang,zuishoubulebierenkuang,dangjikaimai
"naorenhaimeiguazida,biehewoshuohua"
"你"
"neinibaojingba"shouyitanjiubashouhezhuwangtaneibianshen
"你报警抓我"
jiweinianqingjiejieyeburenshichiyan,danshifujuzhangrenshi,zheishijingchengchijiasanshaoyea
chiyanlianchoulexialai,yinweitaturanfaxianzijizhennatameizhe
天王盖地虎,遍地二百五