直播猫片时，难产东北虎入室了！
《直播猫片时，难产东北虎入室了！》 小说介绍
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《直播猫片时，难产东北虎入室了！》 第6章 免费试读
第6章
“它，能听得懂？”
daizheyiwendeshengyinyerangtangwanwanniuguoletou。
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“嗯，好了！”
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“你好！”
“wanwannihao，woxingsu！”
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【wa，zhendehaocongminga！】
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“就它了！”
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“suxiansheng，zheilishiyifenlingyangxieyi，womendehuahuiyoubudingqidehuifang。”
“haodehaode，zaizheiqianziduiba？”
“对！”