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wojiaochenli,chuanyueguolaidedisangeyue,wokuaiesile。bushiyinweimeidongxichi,ershiyinweikanbuxiaqu。
yanqian,qibagechuanzhehuisefashipaodexuetu,zhenghangchihangchidihanzhehaozi,
shitubayikuaimopandadeshitoutaidaodijishang。tamenyigegelianbiedetonghong,shenshangliangzhedandandetuhuangseguangyun,
neishitamenyinyiweiaode“julishu”fumo。shitouwensibudong。“jiabajing!zailaiyige‘julishu’!
”yigeguanshimoyangderenzaipangbianhou。youyigexuetucoushangqu,zuiliniannianyouci,shouwangshitoushangyipai。
guangmangshanleshan,shitou……huangleyixia。woshizaikanbuxiaqule,wuzheliandunzaiqiangjiao,
ganjuezijidezhishangshoudaolewuru。zheijiushimofashijie?zheijiushichuanshuozhongyishantianhaidefashi?jiuzhei?
pangbianyigechuanzhetongyanghuisepaozidexiaoguniang,jiaotangyao,shizheigegongdiweiyiyigehuigenwoshuohuaderen。
takanwozheiyang,xiaoshengwen:“chenli,nizenmele?bushufuma?”wozhizheneikuaishitou,
youqiwulidishuo:“nimen……jiumeixiangguoyongbiedefangfa?”“biedefangfa?”tangyaoyilianmangran,
“chuleyong‘julishu’,hainengyoushenmefangfa?nanbuchengrangfengxifashidarenlaiyong‘piaofushu’ma?
neitaihaofeimolile,gaoshifubuhuitongyide。”woganjueyizhenxingeng。woshenxiyikouqi,zhanqilai,
zoudaogongdijiaoluo,jianqiyigenfeiqideyingmuliang,youbanlekuaibanrengaodedianjiaoshi。
zaisuoyourenkanshazidemuguangzhong,wobadianjiaoshisaidaodashitoudebianyuandixia,zaibamuliangdeyitou**shitoufeng,
lingyitoukangzaijianshang。“nimen,sheiguolaibangwowangxiayayixialingyitou?”wohanleyisheng。meirendong。
tamenkanwodeyanshen,jiuxiangzaikanyigetiaodashendefengzi。tangyaoyouyuleyixia,haishipaoleguolai。“yazheili,
dui,yongdianli。”wozhihuita。xiaoguniangsuiranshigefashixuetu,danliqibuda。tayongjinquanshenliqiwangxiaya,
muliangdelingyitou,neikuaimopandadeshitou,fachu“ka”deyisheng,beiweiweiqiaoqileyigejiao。“dongle!
”tangyaojingxidijiaochusheng。suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing。womeilitamen,duitangyaoshuo:“xingle,nirangkai。
”wodiaozhengleyixiadianjiaoshideweizhihejiaodu,ranhouyongquanshendezhongliang,mengdiwangmuliangdemoduanyiya。
“hong——”neikuaiqibagefashixuetudoutaibudongdejushi,jiuzheimebeiwoyigeren,yongyigenpomutou,
yingshengshengdiqiaodefanlegeshen,gunjinlepangbiandedijikengli。wanmeiluowei。zhenggegongdi,siyibandejijing。
suoyourendouzhangzhezui,kanzhewo,youkankanneigenmulianghedianjiaoshi,yanshenlichongmanlezhenjinghebujie。
tangyaopaodaowoshenbian,yanjingliangjingjingdikanzheneigenmutou:“chenli,zheishishenmemofa?
wozenmemeiganjuedaoyidianmolibodong?”wopailepaishoushangdetu,dandandishuo:“zheibujiaomofa,zheijiaowuli。
zhunquedianshuo,jiaogangganyuanli。”“ganggan……yuanli?”tazhongfuzhezheigemoshengdeci。“dui。
”wopieleyiyanpangbianneigehailengzhedeguanshi,“yizhongnengrangnimenshengdianliqi,yeshengdiannaozidehaodongxi。
”wodehuagujiyoudiancier,neigeguanshidehuiguoshenlai,liansezhanghong,
zouguolaishuo:“ni……nizheishishenmewaimenxiedao?kendingshiyongleshenmeyinzangmolidelianjindaoju!
”wolandegentajieshi,zhizhepangbianlingyikuaitongyangdaxiaodeshitou:“buxin?nilaishishi。jiuzheigenmutou,
zheikuaishitou,wozhanzheierbudong,niyaoshiyenengbatanongjindijili,wojintianbaigan。
”guanshidebeiwoyedeshuobuchuhua,zhanghongzhelian,daizherenqushi。jieguokexiangerzhi,tamenhuluanbainonglebantian,
yaomeshibamuliangyaduanle,yaomeshibadianjiaoshijiyasuile,shitoulengshimeidongdifang。zheixia,
zhouweixuetukanwodeyanshenchedibianle。congkanshazi,bianchenglekanguaiwu。ertangyao,zexianggehaoqibaobaoyiyang,
chanzhewowendongwenxi。“chenli,neige‘gangganyuanli’,daodishishenme?
weishenmeyigenmutounengyouzheimedadeliliang?”wobeitawendetouda,
zhihaoyongzuijiandandehuagentajieshi:“jiandanshuo,jiwoyigezugouzhangdegunziheyigezhidian,
wonengbanimenfashitadoujiqiaoqilai。”tasidongfeidongdidiandiantou,yanshenlideguanggengliangle。womeizhuyidao,
zaigongdibuyuanchudeyizuogaotashang,yigechuanzhehualilansefashipao、huzihuabaidelaotou,zhengtouguochuanghu,
mianwubiaoqingdikanzhewo。tademingzijiaogaoyuan,shizheipianquyudeshouxifashi,yeshizheigexiangmudezongfuzeren。
takanzhewo,jiuxiangkanzheyizhichuangjintajingmishiyanshilidemayi。yanshenli,meiyouhaoqi,
zhiyouyisibeidaraode、gaogaozaishangdebuyue。diertian,wochumingle。bushishenmehaomingsheng。
gongdishangderendoujiaowo“xifachen”,beidiliyilunwo,shuowokendingshiyongshenmejianbuderendexuejihuozhexieshu,
cainengyongyigenmutouqiaodongjushi。wolandelitamen。zheibangnaozilichulemolijiushizhouyudejiahuo,
gentamenjieshiniudunsandadinglv,haiburugenyitouzhujieshiweijifen。tangyaodaoshichenglewodexiaoweiba,
zhengtiangenzaiwo**houmian,yikouyige“chenlilaoshi”,wenwogezhongxiqiguguaidewenti。“laoshi,
weishenmedongxihuiwangxiadiao?”“zhongli。”“neiweishenmewomenkeyiyong‘piaofushu’rangtafuqilai?
”“yinweiniyongdemolichanshengdexiangshangtuili,zanshidixiaoletabenshendezhongli。”“nei……neishenmeshili?
”wobeitawendeyigetoulianggeda,zhinengbachuzhongwulikebenlidedongxi,yidiandianbaisuileweijita。zheitian,
gongdijielegedahuoer。gaoyuandashiyaozaitafashitadedingshang,jiagaiyigeguanxingtai。
cailiaoxuyaocongdimianyundaobaimigaodetading。zheixia,zhenggegongdidefashidoufanlenan。yong“piaofushu”?
yikuaijibaijindeshiliao,xuyaoyigezhongjiefashiquanlishiweicainengmianqiangfuqilai,yundaotading,
molijibenjiuhaokongle。zhenggeguanxingtaijibaikuaishiliao,basuoyoufashichouganleyeyunbuwan。yongrenli?
baimigaodefashita,liangezhengjingdeloutidoumeiyou,quanshizhaixiaodouqiaodeluoxuanti,renkongshoushangqudoufeijing,
bieshuokangdongxile。gaoyuandashizhanzaitaxia,zhouzhemeitou,tingzheshouxiaguanshimendehuibao,lianseyuelaiyuenankan。
“yiqunfeiwu!”talenghengyisheng,“zheidianxiaoshidoubanbuhao,woyangnimenyoushenmeyong?”guanshimenjinruohanchan。
wobaozhegeshuihu,dunzaipangbianheshuikanrenao。tangyaocouguolai,xiaoshengduiwoshuo:“chenlilaoshi,zheixiamafanle。
gaodashifahuole,tayaoshijuedewomenbanshibuli,huikoudiaowomenzheigeyuesuoyoudemolishuijingpeijide。
”molishuijing,zheigeshijiedeyingtonghuo,yeshifashimenxiuliandebixupin。duanlepeiji,genduanleliangmeiqubie。
wozalezazui,kanzheneigaosongruyundefashita,naoziliyijingzidongshengchenglehaojigefangan。zuijiandande,
dangranshihualunzu。wozhanqilai,zoudaorenqunwaiwei,duizheneigejidemantoudahandeguanshihanleyiju:“wei,
guanshide,woyoubanfa。”suoyourendemuguangshunjiandoujizhongdaolewoshenshang。gaoyuandashiyezhuanguotou,
yongneishuanghunzhuoyouruilideyanjingkanzhewo。guanshidekandaoshiwo,lianshangshanguoyisiyane,
danhaishiyingzhetoupiwen:“ni?nigewanxifade,nengyoushenmebanfa?”“wodebanfa,buyongyigefashi,
zhiyaojigeputongren,jiunengqingsongbashiliaoyunshangqu。”wopingjingdishuo。zheihuayichu,renqunlifachuyizhenchixiao。
“kaishenmewanxiao?”“buyongfashi?jiupingnineigenpomutouma?”“zheixiaozifengleba!
”gaoyuandashimeiyouxiao,tazhishiraoyouxingzhidikanzhewo,kaikoule,shengyincanglaoerweiyan:“e?shuolaitingting。
”wokanzheta,bubeibukangdishuo:“henjiandan,yongfashitabenshendegaodu,zuochengyigeshenglidejixiejiegou。
womenzhixuyaozaitadinggudingyigejiazi,zhuangshangjigelunzi,yongshengzibashiliaodiaoshangqu。”“lunzi?shengzi?
”gaoyuandashidemeimaoningchengyituan,xianranmeitingdong。wotanlekouqi,duizheibangrendechangshishuipingchedijuewangle。
wojianqiyigenshuzhi,zaidishanghualejigequan,youhuashangshengzi。“zheidongxi,wojiaota‘hualunzu’。
”wozhizhedishangdejianbihua,“zhiyaozuhededang,yigeputongren,jiunengdiaoqibizijizhonghaojibeidedongxi。
renyueduo,nengdiaoqidedongxijiuyuezhong。bieshuojibaijindeshiliao,jiqianjindedouxing。
”gaoyuandashidingzhedishangdetu,kanlebantian,yanshenlidekunhuomanmanbianchengleqingmie。“gunongxuanxu。
”talenglengdituchusigezi,“yongjigepolunziheshengzi,jiuxiangjiejuemolidounanyijiejuedewenti?
fanrendexiaocongming,guoranshangbuletaimian。”tashenhoudeguanshilikefuhedao:“jiushi!dashi,
bietingzheixiaozihushuobadao!tajiushigepianzi!”woxiaole:“shibushihushuobadao,shishibujiuzhidaole?
fanzhengnimenxianzaiyemeibiedebanfa,bushima?”wodehua,zhijiechuozhongletamendetongchu。
gaoyuandashideliansechenlexialai。tachenmolepianke,sihuzaiquanheng。
rangtaxiangxinwozheige“fanren”de“xifa”,xianranshiduitaquanweidetiaozhan。danbushi,gongchengyanqi,
tademianziyeguabuzhu。zuihou,tayishuaixiuzi,lengshengshuodao:“hao。wojiujiniyigejihui。wodaoyaokankan,
nizheifanrendexifa,nengwanchushenmehuayanglai。yaoshishibaile……”tameishuoxiaqu,
danyanshenlideweixiebuyaneryu。wodiandiantou,pingjingdijieshouletiaozhan。“meiwenti。
”woxinlixiangdequeshi:dengzheqiaoba,laojiahuo。denghuier,jiurangnijianshijianshi,
beinimenqiaobuqide“fanrenzhihui”,shizenmediaodanimenzheixiegaoguidemofade。shuoganjiugan。
woxuyaodedongxihenjiandan:jieshideshengzi、jigeyingmuzuodelunzi,haiyouyigewengudetiezhou。shengzihaoban,
gongdishangyoudeshi。lunzihetiezhoumafandian。wozhaodaogongdidemujianghetiejiang,lianshuodaibihua,hualebantiantuzhi,
tamencaimianqiangmingbaiwoyaozuoshenme。“zheibujiushimachelunzima,zuoxiaodianjiuxing。”mujiangyilianbuxie。
“yigentiegunchuanjigemugulu,youshayong?”tiejiangmanfuhuyi。wolandejieshi,
zhishidingzhetamenbadongxizuochulai。tangyaoquanchenggenzhewo,xianggehaoqibaobao,bangwodaxiashou,digongju,
yanjingliquanshichongbaidexiaoxingxing。“chenlilaoshi,zheigelunzizhongjianweishenmeyaowagecao?
”“weilerangshengzikazailimian,buhuihuachulai。”“neiweishenmexuyaozheimeduolunzi?yigebuxingma?
”“yigejiaodinghualun,bushengli,zhigaibianfangxiang。lianggeyishangjiaohualunzu,meiyigedonghualun,
dounengrangnishengyibandeliqi。”woyibianzuzhuang,yibianjitashangjichuwulike。tatingdesidongfeidong,
danjidehenrenzhen。bantiangongfu,yigeyousigehualunzuchengdejianyihualunzujiuzuohaole。
wohairangrenzaitadingyongzuijieshidetiemudalegeshenchuqudejiazi,bahualunzulaolaodigudingzaishangmian。
yiqiezhunbeijiuxu。gaoyuandashidaizheyiqunfashi,baozhegebozhanzaitaxia,zhunbeikanwodexiaohua。“zhuangshennonggui。
”“wokantadengxiazenmeshouchang。”“yaoshishengziduanle,badashideshiliaoshuaihuaile,tasidingle。
”womeilihuizheixiejijiwaiwai,jianchaleyibiansuoyoudejiedian,querenanquanwuwu。
wotiaoleyikuaizhongdengdaxiaodeshiliao,dagaisibaijinzhong,rangjigegongrenyongshengzikunjieshile。ranhou,
wobahualunzuchuixialaideshengzimoduan,dijiletangyao。“lai,nibatalashangqu。”woshuo。tangyaoheleyitiao,
lianlianbaishou:“wo?wobuxinga!zheishitouzheimezhong,wo……wolabudongde。”“shishi。
”wogulidikanzheta。zhouweidefashimenyoushiyizhenhongxiao,liangaoyuandashidezuijiaodougouqiyimochaofengdehudu。
rangyigeshouruodexiaoguniang,qulasibaijindeshitou?zheibushitianfangyetanma?tangyaozaizhongrendezhushixia,
lianzhangdetonghong,dankanzhewoxinrendeyanshen,tahaishiyaoleyaoya,wozhuleshengzi。“yongliwangxiala。
”wozhihuidao。tabishangyan,shichuchinaidejinger,mengdiyizhuai。qijifashengle。neikuaisibaijinzhongdeshiliao,
jingranzhendebeitacongdimianshanglaleqilai!suiranyaoyaohuanghuang,danquequeshishidilidile!“tianna!
”tangyaozijidoujingdaile,tazhengdayanjing,kanzhexuanzaibankongdeshitou,youkankanzijixianxidegebo,
manliandebukesiyi。taxiadehongxiaoshengjiaranerzhi。suoyourendouxiangbeiqiazhulebozideyazi,
sisididingzheneikuaishitou,yanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile。“zhei……zheizenmekeneng?
”“tameiyoushiyongrenhemoli!woganbaozheng!”“neigelunzi……shineigelunzidewenti!
”gaoyuandashilianshangdechaofengjiangzhule,querdaizhideshiyizhonghunzazhezhenjinghenanyizhixindefuzashenqing。
womeijitamentaiduozhenjingdeshijian,duitangyaoshuo:“bieting,jixula。”tangyaohuiguoshenlai,
lianshangluchuxingfendeguangmang,takaishiyoujiezoudiyixiayixiawangxialashengzi。neikuaishiliao,
jiuzheimezaitayigerendeliliangxia,wenwendangdangdi,yidianyidiandi,chaozhebaimigaodetadingshengqu。sudubukuai,
danhenwen。wozoudaopangbian,youjiaoguolaisangeputonggongren。“nimensange,bangtayiqila。
”sigerenyiqiyongli,sudulikekuaileqilai。budaoshifenzhong,diyikuaishiliaojiubeichenggongdidiaoshangletading,
beidenghouzaineilidegongrenanquandixielexialai。zhenggeguocheng,meiyouhaofeiyisiyihaodemoli。wopailepaishou,
zhuanguoshen,kanzheyijingshihuadegaoyuandashihetadefashituan,xiaolexiao。“gaodashi,ninkan,
wozhei‘fanrendexifa’,zenmeyang?”gaoyuandashidezuichunduosuoleyixia,shuobuchuhualai。
tasisididingzhetadingneigexiaoxiaodehualunzu,yanshenxiangyaopenchuhuolai。taxiangbutong。
taqiongjinyishengyanjiudeaoshumofa,xuyaozhongjiefashihaojinmolicainengbandaodeshi,juranbeiyigefanren,
yongjigepomulunheyigenshengzi,ruciqingeryijudijiejuele。zheibuguangshidalian。
zheishiduitabishengxinyanghejiaoaode……gongkaichuxing。womeiguanta,zhijieduipangbiandeguanshishuo:“lengzheganma?
jixuganhuoa!basuoyoushiliaodouyongzheigefangfadiaoshangqu,jintiantianheiqianbixuwangong。”guanshiderumengchuxing,
kanlekanwo,youkanlekanliansetieqingdegaoyuandashi,yishijianbuzhidaogaitingsheide。wojiazhongleyuqi:“zenme?
wodefangfabuhaoyongma?haishishuo,nimenningyuanrangfashidarenmenyigegeleidaomolitouzhi,
yeyaoweihuneidiankeliandezizunxin?”zheihuayishuo,jigegangcaihaizaichaoxiaowodefashixuetu,liandouhongle。
tamenshizhenleipale。zuizhong,gaoyuandashiyiyanbufa,heizhelian,zhuanshenzoule。tameishuotongyi,yemeishuofandui。
dantaneilangbeidebeiying,yijingshuomingleyiqie。woyingle。gongrenmenhuanhuqilai,likekaishirehuochaotiandiganhuo。
youlehualunzu,tamendegongzuoxiaolvtigaolehezhishibei。tangyaopaodaowoshenbian,
jidongdexiaoliantonghong:“chenlilaoshi!nitailihaile!zheige‘hualunzu’,jianzhishishenji!
”worouleroutadenaodai,xiaole。“shayatou,zheibushishenji。”wokanzheneizaiyangguangxiahuanhuanshangshengdeshiliao,
qingshengshuo:“zheishikexue。”hualunzudechuxian,xiangyikuaishitouzajinlepingjingdechitang,
zaizhenggefashigonghuidouxianqilexuanran**。putonggongrenmenbawodangshenxianyiyanggongzhe,
yinweiwodefamingrangtamenshenglewushudeliqi。dijiedefashixuetumen,zeduiwoyoujingyoupa。
jingdeshiwoqueshijiejueledananti,padeshiwozheizhongwanquanbuyikaomolidetixi,
rangtamenganjuezijidesuoxuesuoxin,doubiandeyoudiankexiao。ergaoyuandashi,zechedibawodangchengleyanzhongding,
rouzhongci。talianxujitiandoumeizaigongdishanglumian。wotingshuo,tabazijiguanzaifashitali,
zhaojilesuoyougaojiefashi,riyijiyediyanjiuwoneigehualunzu。tamenbatachaileyouzhuang,zhuangleyouchai,
yongmofatance,yonglianjinshufenxi,xiangzhaochuqizhongyunhande“aomi”。jieguodangranshiyiwusuohuo。zheitian,
wozhengzhidaogongrenmenpusheguanxingtaidediban,gaoyuandashizhongyuchuxianle。tadaizheyidabangren,
qishixiongxiongdizoudaowomianqian。takanqilaiqiaocuilebushao,yanwoshenxian,danyanshenqueyichangruili,
xiangyitoubeijinudeshizi。“chenli。”takaimenjianshan,shengyinbingleng,“nineitaodongxi,womenyanjiuguole。
”wotiaoletiaomei:“e?yanjiuchushenmexindele?”talengxiaoyisheng:“buguoshiliyonglecailiaodeqiaomiaozuhe,
toujiquqiaobale。zheizhongdongxi,zhongjiushifanrendexiaodao,nandengdayazhitang。”wochadianxiaochusheng。
bawulixueyuanlishuochengtoujiquqiao,zheiweidashidelianpiyeshigouhoude。“dashishuodeshi。
”woshunzhetadehuashuo,“wozheidianxiaocongming,genninmenhuitianmiedidemofabiqilai,queshibuzhiyiti。
”tasihuhenmanyiwode“shiqu”,dianlediantou,jixushuodao:“nizheixiedongxi,suiranshixiaodao,
danruoshiliuchuanchuqu,beiputongrenzhangwo,kongpahuidongyaowomenfashigonghuidetongzhigenji,raoluanshehuizhixu。
suoyi,jingguowomenzhanglaohuideyizhijueding……”tadunledun,
yongyizhongburongzhiyideyuqixuanbudao:“congjintianqi,nisuoyoudezheixie‘faming’,baokuotuzhihechengpin,
quanbushangjiaogonghui,youwomentongyibaoguan。nibenren,yebixujiarugonghui,jieshouwomendejianguan。
nisuozhidaodeyiqie,doubixuhaowubaoliudigaosuwomen,buxuzaisizixiangrenherenchuanshou。”wotingwan,
lenglesanmiaozhong。ranhou,woxiaoleqilai。bushiweixiao,shifazineixindedaxiao。
“hahahaha……nimenshizaigenwokaiwanxiaoma?”wozhizhezijidebizi,“qiangwodedongxi,
haixiangxianzhiwoderenshenziyou?nimenpingshenme?”gaoyuandashidelianseshunjianbiandewubinankan。
tameixiangdaowogandangzhongdingzhuangta。“fangsi!”tashenhoudeyigegaojiefashinuchidao,
“zheishiweileweihushijiedewending!niyigefanrendongshenme?nizheixiesuoweide‘zhishi’,shiweixiandeyiduan!
bixubeiyangeguankong!”“yiduan?”wolianshangdexiaorongxiaoshile,querdaizhideshiyipianbingleng,
“woranggongrenshengli,ranggongchengbiankuai,zheijiaoyiduan?neinimenbaozheneitaolaodiaoyademofa,ganhuomandexiangwugui,
haihaoyisishuozijishizhengtong?”zheihuataihenle,zhijiebasuoyoufashidoumalejinqu。
gaoyuandashiqidehunshenfadou,zhizhewo:“ni……ni……haoyigelingyalichidekuangtu!nizhenyiwei,
kaozheyidianxiaocongming,jiunengtiaozhanmofadeweiyanma?”“womeixingqutiaozhanshenmegoupiweiyan。”wozhenfengxiangdui,
“wozhishixianggaosunimen,bietaibazijidanghuishi。nimenlilemofa,shenmedoubushi。erwodedongxi,
jiusuanmeiyouwo,zhiyaoyourenxiangxue,jiunengyizhichuanxiaqu。”“yipaihuyan!”gaoyuandashinuhoudao,
“jirannirucikuangwang,ganbugangenwobiyichang?”“bishenme?”“jiubiwomenzuishanzhangde,jianzhu!
”gaoyuandashiyanzhongshanzhehanguang,“chengxiyaoxinjianyizuoliaowangta,yonglaijingjiemoshou。
womenfashigonghuiyongmofalaijianzao,ni,yongnineixiefanrende‘xifa’laijianzao。womenkankan,daodisheide,
caishizhenzhengdetongtiandadao!”wohaimeishuohua,tangyaojiuzaiwoshenhoujidezhizhuaiwoyifu。“chenlilaoshi,
biedayingta!tamenzheishiqifuren!yongmofagaifangzi,sudukendingbiwomenkuaia!
”zhouweiderenyedoujuedegaoyuandashizheishizaiyidaqixiao,shengzhibuwu。danwoquexiaole。“haoa。
”wokanzhegaoyuan,yiziyijudishuo,“wogennibi。”“buguo,guangbimeiyisi,dejiadiancaitou。
”woshenchuyigenshouzhi,“ruguowoyingle,nimenfashigonghui,yihoubuxuzaiganshewoderenheshi。
woaijiaosheijiaoshei,woaizuoshenmezuoshenme,nimenguanbuzhe。”gaoyuandashimeixiangdaowogantizheizhongtiaojian,
dantaduizijizheibianyoujueduidexinxin,xiangdoumeixiangjiudayingle:“keyi!danruguonishuleni?
”“ruguowoshule,”wokanzhetadeyanjing,pingjingdishuo,“wozheitiaoming,liantongwonaozilisuoyoudedongxi,
douguini。”quanchanghuaran。suoyourendoujuedewofengle。nazijidemingzuoduzhu,
qutiaozhanfashigonghuizuishanzhangdelingyu?zhiyouwozhidao。zheichangbisai,congtatichulaideneiyikeqi。
tajiuyijingshule。yinweitayaobide,bushimofa。shigongyehualiushuixian,duizhenchunshougongxiaozuofang。
bisaidexiaoxixiangzhanglechibangyiyang,yitianzhineijiuchuanbianlequancheng。suoyourendoupaolaikanrenao。
chengxineipiankongdishang,renshanrenhai,genganjiside。yibian,shigaoyuandashidailingdefashijingyingtuan。
zuzuyousanshiduohaoren,gegechuanzheguangxiandefashipao,shoulinazhefazhang,moliguangyunshanderenyanhua。
tamenmianqianduimanleshanghaodeshiliaohemofashuijing,yifucaidaqicudemoyang。lingyibian,shiwo。
wozheibianjiuhansuanduole。suanshangwo,zonggongjiushijigeren。chulewohetangyao,
shengxiadoushixiezaigongdishangbeifashimenhulaihequdeputonggongren。tamenshibeiwode“xifa”zhefu,
ziyuanlaibangmangde。womendegongju,jiushiyiduimutou、shengzi、chuizi、juzi。liangbianduibi,gaoxialipan。
“neixiaozisidingle,jurangangengaodashibijianzhu。”“jiushi,nikanrenjiafashituanneizhenzhang,
yirenyige‘huashiweini’,yitianjiunengbatagaiqilai。”“zheidudeyetaidale,jianzhishinamingzaikaiwanxiao。
”zhouweideyilunsheng,wochongerbuwen。gaoyuandashizoudaochangdizhongyang,jugaolinxiadikanzhewo,
lianshangdaizheshenglizhebandeweixiao。“chenli,xianzaifanhuihailaideji。zhiyaoniguixiarencuo,
jiaochunisuoyoudejishu,wokeyiraoniyiming。”wotaoletaoerduo:“feihuashuowanlema?keyikaishilema?
woganshijian。”tadexiaorongjiangzailianshang,lenghengyisheng,fuxiuerqu。suizheyishenglingxia,bisaizhengshikaishi。
fashineibian,likezhanxianchulejingrendeshili。zhijianshijigetuxifashitongshishifa,zuilinianzhezhouyu,
dimianshangdenituheshikuaixiangshihuoguolaiyiyang,kaishizidongsuxing,huanhuandiduiqichengliaowangtadediji。neichangmian,
queshihenzhuangguan,henyoushijuechongjili。weiguandequnzhongfachuyizhenzhenjinghu。“tianna!zheijiushimofadeliliangma?
”“tailihaile!genshenxianyiyang!”tangyaozaiwoshenbian,jinzhangdeshouxindoushihan:“chenlilaoshi,
tamen……tamenhaokuaia!”wopailepaitadejianbang,xiaodao:“bieji,rangtamenxianpaoyihuier。
zanmenbuwanzheige。”womeirangtamenjizhedonggong,ershinachuleyidajuanwoaoyehuachulaidetuzhi,puzaidishang。
“douguolai。”wozhaohuwodetuandui,“jintian,zanmenjizheibangfashidaren,shangyike。shenmejiao,zhuanye。
”wozhizhetuzhi,kaishifengong。“laozhang,niyiqianshimujiang,nidaijigeren,
zhuanmenfuze**biaozhunhuademuzhimokuai。woyaosuoyouchuangkuang、menkuang、loutidechicun,douyimoyiyang,
wuchabunengchaoguoyilimi。”“xiaoli,nishitiejiang,nidairenfuze**suoyoudelianjiejian,luoshuan、tiejiao,
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