我穿到了脑残小说
《我穿到了脑残小说》 小说介绍
yaoxianluzhengzuowei《wochuandaolenaocanxiaoshuo》zheibenshudezhujiao，yishisi24xiedeneironghenxiyinren，shiyibenbukeduodedegudaixiaoshuole，jiangshule：“yidianxiaoshang，buaishi，mafansongwoqupaichusuo。”wozuozaihouzuoshangdiaozhengzuozi，jinliangburangxuezhandaocheshangmian。……
《我穿到了脑残小说》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
【1】
“kanwanjiuganjinqianzi！wohaiyoushi，meigongfuhenizaizheierhaozhe！”
wotaiqiyanpi，naodaihaiyouxieyun，shenmeqingkuang？
zuozaiwoduimianqiaozheerlangtui，yishenxizhuangdeyanjingnanbunaifandizalezazui，suihoushenzitanxiangqianfang，zuoshouzhongzhigouqi，zaibolichajishangjielianqiaolejisheng：“haiyouyijianshi，qianwanhetonghounijiuganjincizhi，buyaozaiwaimianpaotoulumianle！”
wodeshixianjizhongzaiyanjingnanshouxiadewenjianshang，heitijiacudehunqianxieyisigedazizhilenglengdibaizaiwomianqian，zaijiashangluodichuangwaidehaijing，yijiduimiandenanren，wohuaiyizijichuandaoleshuiqiankandeneibenxiaoshuoli。
wodixiatou，zijidetuishangyeyouyibenyimoyiyangdexieyiwenjian。
yemayijingdaolezuihoumian，shangmianjiafangdexingmingyijingtiqianqianhaole——luzheng。
guoranshiwokanguodeneibennaocanxiaoshuo！
neiwoxianzaishibianchengshachanvzhulema？
fanzhengwoduizuozhebianchulaidejuqingyebugangoutong......
woheshangwenjian，congshafashangzhanqi，jugaolinxiadikanzheduimiandenanren，bujinbumandijiangxieyisichengjipian，fenfenyangyangdisazaibangongshili：“**hetong，sheiaiqiansheiqian！gaosunimenluzong，rangtabietaibazijidanghuishi！”
我摔门离去。
meiduojiu，shenhoujiuchuanlailezhangzhulidepaoxiaosheng：“yaoxian，niganzheimeduiwoshuohua，nimenjiajiudengzhepochanba！”
“切！”
yigezhuli，haiganzaiwomianqianzheimechangkuang！
jiushiluzhengbenrenlaile，woyeyidianbuchu。
wotajinkongwuyirendezongcaizhuanshudianti，anxialeyiloudeanjian。
diantixuxuxialuo，yuanchudehaijingjianjianbeigaolousuodang。
wokaozaishenhoudefushoulanganshang，congjiyilipincouzheibenxiaoshuodewanzhengjuqing。
nvzhuyouniansangmu，jializhongnanqingnv。
tadexiongzhangyaomucongxiaojiubuxuewushu，shigezhihuiwanledecaobao，jiachanjiaodaotashoulibudaoyinianjiuyanzhongsuoshui，bingqiemianlinzhepochandefengxian。
nvzhutichujiejuebanfa，danbixuchediaoyaomuzhiwei，danyaofurendingtaxiangyaozhengjiachan，jujuelenvzhudetiyi，fanertingxinerzidechanyan，yaobanvzhugaojiamaijilujia，yi“lianyin”zhiminghuanyibitouzi。
naocannvzhuduijiarenxinhuiyileng，danhaishijuedingbangjializuihouyici。
hunhou，taliuzaijialidangqilequanzhibaomu，meitianbushibeigonggongpopoxianqi，jiushibeinvershangmentiaoxin。
dantaguimixinqiao，buzhizenmejiuduinanzhuqinggenshenzhong，zaizhidaozijizhishigetishenhouhaiyiranbeiweidiliuzainanzhushenbian。
nvzhunveshennvexin，lijingqianxinwanku，zuizhongkaozhequgouyinfanpaibangnanzhuchudiaoduijia，dedaolenanzhuderenke，liangrenyincidachenghejieju。
dangshiwokanzheibenshudeshihou，jiujuedezhujiaomeiyigezhengchangren，juqingyehenchedan，meixiangdaoxianzaizijijuranchuandaoleshuli！
laotianzhenshibuzhengyan，zuozhejuqingzheimelipu，haibuyunxulaoshirenshuojijushihuama？
tingshuoxianzaidafufenxiezhangpingdeduzhedoutebierongyichuanshu，ganghaowolianggedouzuole。
diantiyunxingdaoyilou，menxiangliangcehuanhuanyikai。
wotaituimaichuqu，datingqiantaineibianjigexiaoguniangdeshixianlimatouleguolai。
faxianbushinanzhu，youshiwangdidixialetou。
shuoqilai，zheishuhaiyougedawenti：fanshinvren，meiyouyigebuxihuannanzhu。
yebuzhidaozuozheshibushigennvrenyouchou，gaozheizhongsheding。
“zheisheia？zenmeconglaobandezhuanyongdiantichulai？”
“burenshi！kantaneihulijingyang，shuobudingyoushilaigouyinzongcaide！”
“a！neizongcaibuhuikanshangtaba！”
“zenmekeneng？zongcaiyaozhaoyezhaogemendanghuduide！”
zhanzaidatingmenkou，wohuitoulianmindichouleyiyanqiantaineilianggezhengzaishuoxiaohuadenvhaier，nianjiqingqing，zenmejiuyanxiaxinmangle？
【2】
“ni！nizheigebuxiaonv，shiyaoqisiwocaiganxinma？”
yaozhengyan，yuanzhudefuqin，jiedaozhangzhulidedianhualimapairenbawodaihuilejia，rangwoqugenduifangdaoqian，beiwojujuehoucikezhengzhanzaiketingliwuzhexiongkoumawomeiliangxin。
“wokemeineibenshi！lunqiren，haidekanninerzi！gongsidoubeitagaopochanle，yeyeyaoshizhidaolepabushidecongguancailipachulai！”
yaojiadechanyejibendoushikaoyaolaoyeziyishoudaxiade，yaozhengyanjichenghou，youshaoweikuochongleyidiandian，xianzaiquanhuitamenerzishoulile。
“nishaowuyazui！gongsihaimeipochanni！”
yaomufuzheyaozhengyan，huiguotouehenhendidenglewoyiyan：“jiajiluzhengyoushenmebuhaode？duoshaorenpangaozhidoudabushanglujia，nijuranjujuele！gongsiruguozhenchuleshi，neijiudoushinihaide！”
wokaozuozaishafashang，zaishoujishangchalexiawodecunkuan，jiangjinwushiwan，quanshinvzhuzijitouzilicaizhuanxialaide，genyaojiameiyoubandianguanxi。
“ze！yuanlainichuleshanzhangbaijiawaishuaiguojishuyezheimemaliu。yaomu，ruguoyuanwangwonengrangnikaixinneijiusuiniba，fanzhengwobukenengweinideyuchunmaidan！jiranlutaitaizheimechixiang，neinizijiqudangba！”
“nitingtingnizijishuodedoushixieshenmehua！”
yaozhengyanchuanleyikouqi，lianzhangdetonghong，suishoucongzhuoshangjianqigebolibeichaoworengguolai：“jirannibuxiangweizheigejiachuli，neijiugunchuqu！”
wokanzhebolibeichaowotoushangzaguolai，bingmeiyoushanshen，zhishitaishoudangleyixia。
xuehenkuaicongwodegeboshangliuxialai，dididadaluozaishafahedibanshang。
yaojiafuzidoulengzhule，sihuhaibumingbaiweishenmehuizadaowo，mingmingkeyiduokaide。
“fangxin，wozheijiugunle。yexiwangnimenyoudianguqi，biewanleyoulaiqiuwobangmang！”wobaozheliuxuedegebozouchuleyaojia，zaimenkouhanleliangchuzuche。
“maya！zheishizenmele？liuzheimeduoxue！”sijikanwoyongwaitaobaozhegebo，yifushangquanshixue，heleyidatiao，lianmangdingweizuijindeyiyuan。
“yidianxiaoshang，buaishi，mafansongwoqupaichusuo。”wozuozaihouzuoshangdiaozhengzuozi，jinliangburangxuezhandaocheshangmian。
sijiwenyanbiaoqingyibian，tanlekouqigailemudedi，yuqizhongdaizhelianminhefennu：“ai！jiabaodenanrenbunengyao！chenzaolileba！xianzaishidaibianle，nvrenzijiyekeyichuangchuyipiantian，meibiyaofeidejiaren！”
“嗯。”
wogoulegouzuijiao，zheisijihaitingyouyisi。
daolepaichusuo，sijihaiwenwoxubuxuyaobangmang，woxiejueletadehaoyi。
“nihao，woyaobaojing，wobahewogexiangyaobawomailehuanqian，wobutongyitamenjiudawo！wodegebojiushicaibeitamendashangde，zheikuaibolishangyinggainengtiqudaotamendezhiwen。”
wocongwaitaokoudailiquchuyimeidaixuedebolisuipian，shenshoudileguoqu。
zhibanminjingduiwodezaoyushifentongqing，bawuzhengsongqujianyan，liuxiayigezuobiludenvhaizipeizhewo，jiwobaozhashangkou。
“fanmairenkou，nvedaiouda，tamenkezhenxing！”
wominzuixiaoxiao，biaoshizantong。
“xuyaowomensongnihuiquma？”
nvjingkanlekanwodazhebengdaidegebo，youxiebufangxin：“niyouqitazhudedifangma？”
“xiexie，buguobuyongle，woyijingdinghaolefang，zhaodaozhuchule。”
“neihaoba。youshenmewentijidejiwodadianhua！nifangxin，zhuadaofanrenhouwomenhuitongzhinide！”
“haode，xiexienimen！”
wozuoshanglexindechuzuche，hejingchashuolezaijian。zheimeyitongnaoxialai，chulezuozhebixiateyimiaoshuguoderenwu，qitapaohuilurendaoshitingzhengchangde。
huoxu，zheijiushiwodechulu。
diertianzaoshang，wolaizaijiudiandehaohuataofanglibuxiangqichuang，jiedaolezuotianminjingxiaojiejiededianhua。
“neige，yaonvshi，buhaoyisia。womengendangshirenlejieleyixia，nindefuqinhexiongzhangbuchengrenfanmairenkoudezuixing，tamenshuoshijiazulianyin，beininjujuehoushishoushangleninyebushiguyide......”
“唉！”
woyouyoutanlekouqi，“suoyilianyinbusuanfanzuima？”
minjingxiaojiejiebeiwowendekazhule，buzhidaogaizenmehuida。
“neiwonenghetamenduanjueguanxima？”
“falvshanglaijiang，ninbingbunengyu......”minjingxiaojiejiehaimeishuowan，dianhualijiuchuanlailelingyigezhongqishizudenanrenshengyin。
“duanjiuduan！laoziyebuxiangyaonizheigechilibawaidebaiyanlang！danshizheimeduoniannihualewoduoshaoqian，bixuyuanyuanbenbendihaijiwo！”
“keyi。”wofanlegeshen，“nibazhangdanlayixia，wohuijinkuaibaqianhaini。”
“嘟嘟嘟——”
dianhuabeiguaduan，kanlaiyaozhengyanbeiqidebuqing。
wolaguobeizimengshangtou，jixushuiwodehuilongjue。
【3】
yaozhengyanzhenshikousou，faguolaidezhangdanjingquedaojimaojifen。
wokanzheshangmianmimimamayipianwenzi，zonghezaiyiqizhiyoubudaosanshiwan。
yaojiayesuanshigeyouqianrenjia，nvzhudekaixiaojiaqilaishenzhihaiburuputongrenjiayangnver。
buguozheiyangzhenghao，haiwanzhaiwohaiyouyibufenyuqian。
“jidedengbaoshuomingwomendeguanxi，wopanimenbuyaolianhoumianfanhuidaodebangjiawo。”
fawanduanxin，wozuozainaichadiandechuanghubiankaishipinchangtiandian，yegaixiangxiangxiayibugaizenmezoule。
chuanshuqianwojiushigeguer，congxiaozaifuliyuanzhangda。wonaozijiling，shududebucuo，kaoshangleguoneizuihaodedaxue，xuedeshijinrong。
dasishixijinlemingqi，biyehouzhijiezhuanzheng，ganleliangnianhundaolejinglideweizhi，zhihoucizhizilimenhu，chenglilezijidegongzuoshi。
ganghaonvzhudezhuanyeshijingjixue，hewoyesuantongxing。
tanenglibucha，zhuyaoshibeijialituolehoutui。
yaoshiyaozhengyanzhanglenaozi，bagongsijiaojinvzhu，yebuzhiyuzheimekuaidaobi。
nvzhushangxuedeshihouyizhiqingongjianxue，shenghuofeidoushizijizhuande。tabuwenjialiyao，yaofuyejiubuzhudongji。
yuanzhuli，nvzhubandaolujiaqian，haibazijidecunkuanliujileyaofu。yaofushoulehoubujitadehao，fanerhuaiyinvzhuzheishitoujialideqianzanxialaide。
yaoxianayaoxian，nikezhenshigeshazi！
wogantanzhe，liuxiayiwanyongzuorichang，qitayuqianquanbutoujinlezhiqiannvzhukanhaodeyizhigupiaoli。
buguohaihao，zhishangmeibeiqiangxingladi，rangwobuzhiyuyichuanguolaijiuliuluojietou。
jitianhou，yaoshifaleweibo，jiangwotichulegongsifenhong（suishuobenlaiwoyemeiyou），bingxuanbulewoheyaozhengyanduanjuefunvguanxidexiaoxi。
tamenshengminglihanhubuqing，anshidoushiwozizuozishou，bushaochiguawangyoudouzaidixiacaice**leshenmehunzhangshicaihuibeibeizhuchujiamen，naodongyigebiyigeda。
wocaibuhuiweizheizhongxiaoshifanxin，zhiqianmaideguzuijinzhangle，wokaozhetabapeijiyaojiadeqianyoulaohuilaile。
wangyoufeixiangdefengdianping：yishisi24de《wochuandaolenaocanxiaoshuo》shiwojinqiyuedudejiazuozhiyi。qingjieliuchanglianguan，renxingmiaohuixiniruwei，rangrenqidaihouxudezhankaihejiejudeyuanman。
wangyoubiyantingfengdianping：《wochuandaolenaocanxiaoshuo》zheibenshujiangduzhedairuleyigechongmanqihuanhemengjingdeshijie。zuozheyishisi24tongguojingzhidemiaoxieheqiaomiaodeqingjieanpai，chuangzaochuyigelingrenzhemidegushi。zhujiaoyaoxianluzhengdexingxiangbaomanerzhenshi，tadeyongqihezhihuirangrenweizhiqingdao。zhenggegushikourenxinxian，meiyigechangjingdouchongmanlejingxiheshenmigan。peijiaomendecunzaiyeweigushizengtianlegengduodesecaihezhangli，tamengeziyouzhedutedexinggehemingyun。zheishiyibenlingrennanyiwanghuaidejiazuo，duzhehuizaiyueduguochengzhongtiyandaowujindejingqihewennuan。