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sulinlengleyixia,xiayishidewen:
“什么给你?”
xiaodongxirangdao:“shoujijiwo,woyaowanyouxi。”
“滚!”
sulinjinjigumaburangzijireshishengfeidehua,buxianglita。
jieguozheixiaochushengjingranyongtaneifeipangdeshouzhichadianduizailesulinlianshang,
“kuaijiwo,bujiwojiudasini。”
sulinfanlegebaiyan,bunaifandeshuo:
“gungungun,youduoyuangunduoyuan。”
xiaodongxiquebuyiburao,feiyaosulinbashoujijita。
erqiejiansulinbuji,jingranzijidongshou,xiangyaoqiangshouji。
xiaochushengtamakanjianle,feidanmeiyouzuzhi,
反而还指责苏林:
“nizheirenzenmezheiyang,tingdayigeren,hexiaohaizijijiaoshenme?”
“tayaowanshouji,nijiujitawanyihui,nengzadi,youwanbuhuai。”
“yigeposhouji,dangbaoside。”
……
tingzhezheilaoxiaochushengzaierbianwengweng,
sulinyixiaziganjuehunshendexuedouwangtoushangbenqu,
erduowengwengzuoxiang,yanqiandoukaishimaojinxing。
naoziliyoulianggexiaorenzaibutingdechaojia,chaodebuyilehu。
yigeshuo:nongsitanongsita!
lingyigeshuo:tingtadetingtade。
lianggexiaorenbutingdechao,butingdeshuo,chaodesulintoudoudale,yanjingdoukaishichongxue。
jiuzainuhuojijiangyanmeisulinyuanbenjiuweishubuduodelizhideshihou,
yixingwenziturancongtadenaohaizhongshanguo:
【sharenfanfa,sharenfanfa,sharenfanfa,zhongyaodeshiqingshuosanbian】
sulinshenshendexileyikouqi,
tayishidaozijikuaiyaoshikongle。
suirantahuanyouchaoxiongzonghezheng,jingshenfangmianyeyouyanzhongdewenti。
danshizheiwunianlaidezhiliaoyebingbushiyidianxiaoguodoumeiyou。
zuiqimataxianzaiyezhidao,
dangzhongsharen,kendingshifanfade。
yushisulinbiancongkoudailitaochulezhendingyao,zhunbeichilianglikongzhiyixiazijideqingxu。
nazhidaoneixiaochushengjiansulinbulita,
竟然把手伸过来,
yibajiuqiangzoulesulindeyaoping,zangzaileshenhou。
sulinhuocengdeyixiajiushanglaile,
yaozheyacongyafenglimaochulelianggezi:“jiwo!”
“jiubu,pianbu,ninengnawozenyang?”
xiaochushengdeyiyangyangdechongsulintushetou,zuoguilian。
sulinqiangxingkongzhizhezijijincundelizhi,
“bayaohaijiwo,yaoburannihuihouhuide。”
“xixi,niganmayaochiyao?niyoubinga?shibushibuchiyaojiuyaosilea?”
一边说,
zheixiaochushengjingranningkaileyaoping,
jianglimiandezhendingyaoquandoudaozailepangbiandehuapenli,haiyongshoujiaoleliangxia。
nongdeyaolishangquandoushini。
“neinijiukuaiqusia。”
tadaxiaozheshuo,yifuninengnawozenmeyangdebiaoqing。
xiaochushengdemamaxiaozheshuqiledamuzhi:
“woerzizhenyonggan,zhenbang!”
“呵!”
苏林笑了,冷笑。
jiuzaizheishi,tadenaohaizhongturanxiangqiyigeshengyin:
【ding!huoyanwangxitongjihuo】
【renwu1:chengzhixionghaiziyijia】
【renwuwanchengdu:0%】
【jiangli:genjurenwuwanchengdu,kehuodebutongjiangli】
……
houmiannaohaizhongdeshengyinhaizaishuoshenme,danshisulingenbenjiumeizaiyi。
tazhishitaiqilejiao,ranhouningxiaozheyonglichuailechuqu。
嘭!
下一秒,
gangcaihaikuazijierzizhenbangdelaochusheng,
jiukandaozijidexiaobaobeibeisulinyigefeichuai,zhenggerenjiuxiangshilanmobuyiyangdiezhedaofeilechuqu,henhendezhuangzailepangbiandezhuozishang。
所有人都惊呆了。
zhongnianfunvyehemengle,shashadeshuobuchuhualai。
可这还不是结束,
budenglaodongxifanyingguolai,
sulinchongguoqujiulinqiyilianjianghudexiaochusheng,xiangshishuainipaoyiyangwangdishangyiguan。
“砰!”
yishengjuxiang,xiaochushengzhongyufanyingleguolai,
tengdewawadaku,dahanjiuming。
zhenggexiuxiquchaneijianyipianjijing。
sulingenbenbukeqi,youshiyijiaotifei,
jiangxiaochushengjitidaolezhuozixiamian,
liandouzazailetaijieshang,bizihuhuwangwaimaoxue。
直到这时,
tamashazhuyiyangdeshengyincaixiangleqilai:
“sharenla,sharenla,jiuminga!”
众人也反应了过来,
ganjinyibianchuyanquansulinbuyaochongdong,
yibianhenyoumoqidejiangtamajijidaoleqiangbian,dongdoudongbule。
haihenhaoxindejisulinliuchuleyipiankongdi。
sulinzouguoqudunzaixiaodongxideshenqian,jiuzhutadetoufabatadetoujiqiangxingzhuaiqilai,
“xiaopengyou,nigangcaixiangwanshenmeyouxia?”
苏林问他。
manlianxuedexiaochushengdoubeiheshale,
惊恐的挣扎,
“妈,妈妈……”
哭的都快断气了。
sulinyigeerguangchouzailexiaodongxidelianshang:
“caonima,wowennihuani,shuohua。”
xiaodongxibeichouderendoumihule,jingkongdahan:
“chiji,chiji,wanchiji。”
“de,zheibumeishima,kouchihaitingqingchu。”
sulinxiaozheshuo:“xiangwanchijishiba,wopeiniwanya。”
pangbianbuzhisheidiaolebawanjuqiang,
sulinjianleqilai,yixiayixiadezazailexiaodongxidenaomenshang,
henkuaijiuzachulehaojigedabao。
苏林越发兴奋了:
“toukuitingyinga,jijitoua?”
kelianxiaochushengrendoukuaibeiheshale,
头疼的跟裂了似的。
quelengshipidoubuganfangyige。
sulinyiranbudasuanfangguota,lehehedewen:
“好不好玩呀?”
xiaochushengtouyaodexiangshibolanggu。
“nijingranganshuobuhaowan?caonima!”
sulindanu,zhuazhetadetou,kuangyixiajiuzhuangzailedishang。
“laozihaoxinpeiniwanchiji,nijingranganshuobuhaowan,qunimade!”
xiaochushengbeizheiyixiazadesihuqingxingleguolai,muguangdouqingchele,tengdewuzhenaodaidajiao:
“好玩好玩!”
sulinzheicaimanyidediantoushuo:“haowanwojiupeiniduowanyihui。”
“a?buyaobuyao,buwanle,wozaiyebuwanle。”
xiaochushengkudesixinliefei。
“你他妈。”
sulinyoushiyigeerguangchouzailexiaochushengdelianshang,
shengqideshuo:“laozixinkupeiniwanchiji,nijingranganjujue?”
“aa,jiumingjiuminga,mama,mama!!”
xiaochushengsixinliefeidekuhan。
这时候,
xiaochushengdemazhongyupaikairenqunjileguolai,chaosulinpuleguoqu,
baoqisulindedatuixiangshigouyiyangjiuken。
“放开我儿子。”
苏林岂能让她如愿,
jiaoyichou,youshiyijiaojiangtachuaidaozaidi。
chuaidezheilaochushengrendoumale,yilianmengbi。
sulinquebudasuanfangguota,
jiuzhutadetoufa,batouwangdishangke。
yixia,liangxia,sanxia……
guangguangguang,henkuaineilaochushengyuntouzhuanxiang。
dansulinqueyiranmeitingxialai,yanzhongshanshuozhexingfendeguangmang。
可惜的是,
zheijiashangchangdexiuxiqupuzhehouhoudeditan,
yidingchengdushangjianhuanlechongjili。
fouzeguangsulinzheijixiazi,jiunengjilaochushengdenaodaikaipiao。
sulinyefaxianlezheiyidian,kexidetianletianshetou,
xinshuozheishenmeposhangchang,meishipushenmeditan?
还有没有王法了?
shushangshuochaoxiongzonghezhengxinuwuchang,feichangrongyibaozao。
但实际上,
就苏林自己来说,
tayemeijuedezijibaozaodaonaliqu。
henduoshihou,tahaishihenkezhide。
就比如现在,
yaoshishouliyoudaodehua,tajiuhuihaobuyouyudebadaotongjinzheilaochushengdezuili。
bijingzhuazherennaodaike,yetaileile。
我超雄综合症,人畜无害很合理吧