《装傻二十五年后,我举世无敌了》 小说介绍
doushixiaoshuo《zhuangshaershiwunianhou,wojushiwudile》,jinqidianjilvfeichanggao,jiangshuzhujiaowangdachunwumeixiadeaiqinggushi,shizuozhe“fenshang”dadasuozhu,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:“heihei,haishilaodadongkaiche,meigesheng,queshimeishaganjue。”lianggexiaodiyeyueyueyushi。“caonimadeli……
《装傻二十五年后,我举世无敌了》 第5章 免费试读
“haonigedashacha,lianlaozideshiyeganguan,jintianfeidebaniderennaodaidachenggounaodai!”
jiangwangdachunshoujiqiangzouhou,lisanguiyongliwangdishangyishuai,shoujifensui。
“jiwobazheigedashachahenhenjiaoxunyidun!”lisanguilijizhaohuzhexiaodi。
liangmingxiaodiyandifanzhehense,fenbiexiangwangdachunyizuoyiyoukaojin。wangdachundongzuoyekuai,zaitamenkaojindetongshi,lvxianchushou,yijiaochuaizaileqizhongyigexiaodidekudangshang。
“嗷嗷!!!”
neixiaodifanyingbuji,baozhekudang,zhitingtingjiguile。
“zheidashachajuranwanyinde?!”lingyigexiaodiyanjingbaozheng,keyingshangtadeshiwangdachunyijizhangdao,pizaileqihoulongshang!
houlongshirentizuicuiruodebuweizhiyi,genbenchengshoubulexushiyiji,neixiaodiwuzhehoulonglianlianhoutui,kaozaiqiangjiaojiannanhuxizhe。
“made!wanyindeshiba!”
lisanguizhennu,meixiangdaowangdachunchushourucihenlizhijie,zhaozhaozhiming。
danwangdachunqingchu,zaifengyinweijiechuqian,yitaxianzaideshilibukenengtongshiduifudelesanmingkongwuyoulidehunzi。zhinengyijibisha,xianjiejuelianggexiaode,zaiyulisanguizhouxuan。
lisanguishenqianglizhuang,youshihunhunxiaotoumu,dajiadegongfujueduiburuo。suoyizaiwangdachunxunsuchuji,shuangzhirugou,zhibenduifangshuangyanwoshi,lisanguimengdixiangqianchuaileyijiao。
wangdachunbirangbuji,beichuaifanzaidi。
dengtazaipaqilai,lisanguiningxiaoyisheng,huidongzhequantou‘peng’diyisheng,zazailewangdachundexiabashang!
xiabayeshirenticuiruodebuweizhiyi,jihuyiquanjiuzuyirangrenyunjueguoqu。
“dashazi,genwoda,nihainenzheni!”
lisanguiniuleniubozi,fachugujiegegesheng。changnianhunjidixiaquanzi,suirantanbushanghennengda,danshizhanjingyanyaobiputongrenqiangdeduo,wangdachungenbenbushitadeduishou!
“呜呜……”
jiandaowangdachunbeida,beibangzaichuangshangdebaidingxiangkanzaiyanli,wubixinteng,yankuangdouhongle,pinmingzhengzhazhe。
“heihei,shaxiaozi,haimeikaiguohunba?meiguanxi,yihuierguiyejiurangnizhangzhangjianshi。”
shuozhe,lisanguihuangzhenaodaixiangbaidingxiangzoulai。
“biepengdingxiangsao!!!”
tangzaidishangdewangdachunzuiliquanshixue,shuangyanxinghong,fenlisihouzhe!
“hei!zhenyounide,haichengqiangni?”
lisanguijiantazhanleqilai,ningxiaoshangqian,youshiyijiaochuaizaiwangdachundexiongkou,zheiyijiaodeliqihenda,wangdachunjichuaifanzaidi,liandaizhejigenleiguyebeichuaiduanle。
juliedetengtongrangwangdachunwuliqishen,kewujindenuhuozaitayandifengkuangranshao。
kanlekanshijian,shiyidianwushi!
还有十分钟!
haiyoushifenzhongtadefengyinjiangyaojiechu!
“xiaoniangpizi,biejiaole。nijiushibahoulongjijiaopole,zheishaxiaoziyejiubuleni。guaiguaitinghua,womenkeshifuguoqiande,meibaipiao。”
lisanguilumianjianxiao,zhunbeishangqian。
zheishiyigexiaoditiyidao。
“laoda,yaobu?wandian**de?”
“什么**的?”
李三贵好奇问道
neixiaodizaitaerbiandigulejiju。
lisanguiyanjingyiliang,xiexiaodeshuo:“cao!haishinixiaozihuiwan。”
ranhoukanxiangwangdachun:“shazi,kannizheimezaihuta,neizanmenwangeyouxizenmeyang?!”lisanguicongkoudailitaochuyimeiyingbi:“yihuierwowangtianshangpao,luodaowoshoubeishang,wohuiyonglingyizhishouzhanggaizhu,nilaicai,caiduileguigeyoujiang,keniyaoshicaicuole,tangzaichuangshangdexiaoniangmen,kejiuyaobeiwomennongyixiae。”
taheixiaodejiangyingbipaoxiangtiankong,ranhougaizhuyingbi,xiaowen:“shazi,huahaishizi?”
“wozini**gebi!pei!”wangdachunzhangzuiyikounongtantuzaitalianshang。
“nimade!jingjiubuchichifajiu!”
“嘭!”
lisanguizhijiejiletayiquan,ranhoukuaibuzoudaochuangbian,silayisheng,jiubabaidingxiangdewaiyijisilanlebanjie,dabanxuebaidejifusiyibaoluzaiwai,haozaibushiminganbuwei!
“lisangui,woshaleni!!!”
wangdachunzhengzhazheqishen,wulunruheyebunengranglisanguidecheng!jueduibuneng!!!
“hai**ni。lai,jizheishaxiaozianzhu,woyaorangtazhengdayanjingxuexixuexiguiyedesanbanfu。”
lisanguizhihuizhelianggexiaodi。
xiaodilijishangqianjiangwangdachunjikongzhizhu,ranhoubalazhetadeyanjing,rangtazhengdahaohaoguanmo。
jianwangdachunjiliezhengzhabuting,liangmingxiaodibianduizhetaquandajiaoti。
“kao,haibulaoshishiba?”
“那就打死你!”
kandaowangdachunbeida,baidingxiangyanhanrelei,fengkuangyaotou,shiyilisanguitamenbuyaodashadachun。
lisanguihuoqiyeshanglaile,sikailetazuibashangdejiaotiao,niezhutaxiaba,chixiaoshuo:“xintengzheishazile?”
“laoda,nisidiaotazuishangdejiaotiao,yihuitajiaodetaixionglezenmeban?”youxiaoditixing。
lisanguisongsongjianbiaoshi:“zheishier,jiudetingshengyin。meigesheng,genge**youshaqubie?”shuozhe,tamilemiyan,shuo:“tayaoshigandajiao,neijiudasizheigedashazi,heihei。”
tingdaozheihua,benxiangdashenghujiudeta,dunshizhizhulezui。
“heihei,haishilaodadongkaiche,meigesheng,queshimeishaganjue。”
lianggexiaodiyeyueyueyushi。
“caonimadelisangui!zaijiwojifenzhong,laozirangniguizaidishangchangzhengfu!!!”wangdachunsihaobufuruandao。
李三贵也惊呆了。
“haoxiaozi,zuibadaoshitingyingde。xiongdimen,jiwoda,dadaotachubuleshengweizhi!”
lisanguihaishitoudiyicijiandaozheimezuiyingderen,haishigeshazi。
“biedatale!qiuqiunimenbiezaidatale!”baidingxiangyanleigungun,aiqiuzhe。
lisanguidunshilailexingzhi,lengxiaodao:“zenme?xintengzheishazile?xinga。yihuiernipeihedian,wojiurangzheishazishaoshoudianzui,niyaoshiganfankang,wojiufeilezheixiaozi!”
“dingxiangsao,biedayingta!wosibule!talisanguichongqiliangjiushigehunzi,tabuganyaolewodeming!”
wangdachuntaitouwangxiangqiangbishangdeshizhong,haiyouyifenzhong!haiyouyifenzhong!!
“nimade!feihuashizhenduo!batazuijilaozisaijinlai!”shuozhe,lisanguizaicipaxiangbaidingxiang。
tanlandemuguangjinshixieeyunian。
“lisanguinitamazhaosi!!!”
zhongyu,suizheshizhongtingliuzaishierdianzhengshi!wangdachunzhiganjuetineichongmanlewuqiongnengliang,haosishentiliqianzangzheyizhichenshuideyuanguxiongshou,shijianyidao,neiyike,xiongshouxiangshizhengkaileshuangyan,yigubajuepinideqishixijuanerlai,tiandishise!!!
liangminganzhuwangdachundexiaodihaiweilaidejifanying,jiubeiwangdachunyibazhangjichoufeichuqu。
装傻二十五年后,我举世无敌了