反笑小丑
《反笑小丑》 小说介绍
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《反笑小丑》 第3章 免费试读
「xiaoqianjialiyijingdayingweiwomenchushoufu，womenjiuyaoyongyouzijidefangzile！」
xinnvyouqueshijiaochendepaita，「aiya，yicheng，nimingmingzhidaosongtongxuejialimeifang，womenjiubie**renjiala。」
说着新女友看向我。
「songtongxue，maibuqifangmeishi，yangbanfanghaishikeyikande，bijing，mengxiangzongshikeyiyoudebushime？」
xinnvyounulideyilianshanjierenyi，kedeyidebikongqueshijihuyaofanshangtianqu。
pangbiandefangfeizheixiashicheditingbuxiaqule，renbuzhudama。
「nimenzaizheixuanyaogeshenmepi，nimenzhibuzhidaozheigexiaoqugenbenjiushixixiba——」
fangfeidehuahaimeishuowan，luyichenghewodeshoujitongshixiangqilai。
wojietongdianhua，jiutingjianwobaneijidongdedasangmencongshoujilixiangqilai。
「xixi！nineige**nanpengyoujingranbanidezhaopianfangneigeshenmeyudangershouhuomai？tashibushihuodebunaifanle！」
我顿时愣住。
「ba，nizenmezhidao？」wodunshijinzhangqilai，「wobushiyijingrangrenbaxianyujilushanleme。」
「keyourenjiepinglefangzainimenxuexiaoluntan！wozheicaizhidaowoguinvjingranshouleneimedaweiqu！」
我顿时一阵头疼。
要命。
wozhijiderangfangzezhishanxianyujilule，chadianwanglehaiyouduoshiderenxihuanjieping。
「爸，你先冷静。」
wonulixianganfuwobaqingxu，kewobaquezhishipaoxiaodezaicidaduanwo。
「lengjinggepilengjing！neichouxiaoziganzheiyangduini，woyidingyaorangtafuchudaijia！」
woxinligedengyisheng，gangxiangwenwobaganleshenme，buxiangjiutingjianpangbianyejietongdianhuadeluyichengfachuyishengjinghu。
「manishuoshenme！？womenjiachaiqiandesantaofangzibeizhale！？」
tingjianluyichengdehua，woyeshijingdaile。
wozhidaowobafeng，danmeixiangdaojingranzhendeneimefeng！
tajingranzhenbaluyichengjiajizhale！？
「ba！」woganjinzhejideduishoujikaikou，「nilengjingdian！womenkeshizunjishoufadehaoshimin！」
wobazaidianhuaneitouqueshimomingqimiao，「sheibuzunjishoufale？shinineishachaqiannanyoubuzunjishoufa！
「tamennalechaiqianfanghou，weilezujigengduozuke，bafangzidechengzhongqiangdoudadiaolezhongxingekaizhuangxiu。
「xinghaoworangrenqudiaochaleyixia，zheicaifaxianyinweitamenchailechengzhongqiang，zhengdonglouxianzaidouyijingbianxingweiyiqingxie，youdedifangshenzhidouchuxianlejiegouxingliefeng！
「jiuzheilou，limianderenduozhuyixiaoshidoushiweixian！woranggongchengshikanguole，jiagukenengdoubugou，zheicaibudebuzhengdongloubaopochaichuzhongxinjian！」
guobuqiran，woliketingjianpangbiandeluyichengduizheshoujijiaojikaikou。
「manibachengzhongqiangchaile！？nizenmeneimehutu！louyijingbeibaopoleme？neiwomenshibushiyaopeikuan？」
我这才明白过来——
yuanlaicizhabushiwoyiweidezha，ershimingzhengyanshundezha。
还好还好。
wojiuzhidao，wozheinvernulaobasuiranfeng，yeshifengzhongdaizhelizhi，fengzhongdaizhezunjishoufa。
wotingjianwobahaizaidianhualilengxiao。
「chengzhongqiangzheishier，kedakexiao，wokeyizhuijiudaorangtamenjiaqingjiadangchan，yekeyiqingnaqingfangdeyaodianfakuan。
「suoyiniqugaosuneigexingludexiaozi，xiangrangwofangguota，jiuguixialaijiniketoudaoqian！」
shuowanzheiju，wobajiuqichongchonggualedianhua。
wofangxiashouji，wunaiditaitoukanxiangluyicheng。
zhijiantahuangdehunshendouzaizhandou。
「ma，nilengjingyidian！yidinghuiyoubanfade！yiduqiangeryi，nengyaoduoshaoqian？dabule……dabulewomensidoubujijiushile！」
wozouguoqupailepaitadejianbang。
luyichengzhuantoukanxiangwo，liansegengjianankan。
「songxixiniyouxiangganma！」
「wozhidaoyouyigefangfanengbangnijiejuezheicideshi。」wozhazhayanjing，「xiangtingme？」
wogujiluyichengyeshizhendezoutouwulule，tingjianwodehuajingranyanjingyiliang。
「什么方法？」
wozhenchengkaikou：「niguixialai，weixianyuzhaopiandeshi，genwoketoudaoqian。」
shuowanzheihua，wojianzhidouyaobeiwozijigandongle——
wuwuwu，wokezhenshigerenmeixinshandexiaoxiannv。
luyichengzheizhanandouzheiyangduiwole，wojingranhaihaoxinhaoyidegaosutazenmejiaomiewobadenuhuo。
weilebiaodawodechengyi，wohaitedinachuleshouji，dakaishexiangtou。
jiushidasuanbaguohuierluyichengjiwoxiaguidaoqiandeshipinpaixialaijiwobakan。
keluyichengtingjianwodehuaqueshilianselvle。
「songxixi！」taqidedahou，「nishuawo！？」
「womeiyoua。」womanlianwugu，「wozhishigaosunishihua，niruguoxianzaibuxiaguidaoqian，niyidinghuihouhuide。」
我太了解我爸了。
wangyouqianshangdandanyueyinghandianping：kanlezheimejiudeshu，《fanxiaoxiaochou》zhendehenhaokan，gushiqingjiediedangqifukourenxinxiancuirenleixia，ganrenzhishen，qiancherenduo，nannvzhujiaodouhenyouxiu，wotaixihuankanle，xiexiezuozhechulandedazhihuixielezheimehaodeshuzhendetaibangle！
wangyoulaiyijinaiqingdianping：buyaozaizuinengpinzuinengdoudenianjixuanzeanyi；buyaoyinweiduanzandelingxianjiuzhanzhanzixi，buyaoyinweiyishiluohoujiuzibeiqienuo；bupinyiba，sheinengdudinghuiluohouyibeizini？